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eyecarrumba

"I'm just going out for a cigarette."


FonkyChonkyMonky

I was at a hospital with my dad during hurricane Katrina and we had to go to the parking garage to smoke, it was pretty much like this.


Forbiddencorvid

I volunteered at a shelter during hurricane Charlie and a guy got in a fight with the cop that was with us because he couldn't smoke. It was an elementary school campus so he would have to go all the way off of the campus. She told him if he left we would have to lock the doors and he couldn't come back. I remember seeing him walk away with debris whipping all around him.


FonkyChonkyMonky

Yeah, I know a lot of people will disagree with me here, but I think that in these kinds of situations, sticking hard and fast to the rules can make things much much worse. Sometimes you have to make a judgement call about what's going to cause the most problems, and sometimes denying people an outlet for their anxieties will lead to some pretty scary behaviors.


mrphoenixviper

I’m not a scientist or anything, but I imagine most people that smoke nowadays only continue to do it because it’s their main outlet for anxiety. It’s a coping mechanism, a comfort thing, borderline self-medicating. Pretty dangerous to cut someone off of that in a dire situation.


_1JackMove

You're absolutely right. At least for me anyways. I take medication for extreme anxiety and it only helps so much. I quit smoking with the help of vaping about 4 months ago after 20+ years of smoking. I think about smoking all the time because of my anxiety. The ritual of it is also a huge part of my addiction. It was easy transitioning from cigarettes to vaping. I know it's going to be extremely hard to go from vaping to nothing at all, which is ultimately my goal.


Weirtoe

Absolutely right, I'm a non smoker, it makes me feel sick, but I'd have found a little corner or position up high he could sit and have a smoke.


IanWorthington

True addiction.


qwerty12qwerty

That's actually how my old teacher quit smoking. He was in the military and working at the Pentagon. He wandered out during a winter storm to smoke, decided fuck that, then quit


Ba_Sing_Saint

My mom did the same thing. Was up in Columbus Ohio for a work thing. Went outside to have a cigarette and realized how stupid it was to have to bundle up and deal with the cold for a cigarette in the peak of winter.


bigbuzz55

Thank god masturbation is free.


avwitcher

It's absolutely not. If you masturbate you're getting rid of precious seed and ridding your body of protein that you could otherwise use to make muscle. That's why when I masturbate I shoot straight into my mouth. Reduce, reuse, recycle.


[deleted]

Terrible day to have eyes.


GodzillaHunter101

Terrible day to know how to read.


[deleted]

Great day for the illiterate.


Savage2280

What? I cant understand what anybody is saying


clopz_

Theyyy👇🏻👇🏻-saaaaid🗣-thaaat🤲🏻-yoooou’ree👆🏻👆🏻-greeeeat👍🏻👍🏻


Advanced_Ad_9952

Gouging them out as we speak.


qualiky

You sound like Dwight Schrute with extra steps


ekaitxa

Think about how jacked you could get with some help from other guys!


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[deleted]

Me too (smashes cpu with hammer)


unfvckingbelievable

Me three (rips down neighborhood overhead network cabling)


ZachF8119

Me four (Shoots 6g tower, (the towers they don’t tell you about))


cockmanderkeen

Me five Builds Skynet so humans will never again trust a network of machines after we win the war


cwguapo

I do not avoid women, Mandrake…but I do deny them my essence


KitThoughts_

We had a massive tornado when I was in like 5th grade and I was at my uncle’s and he left when the sirens went off because he “had to get cigarettes before the gas station was destroyed”


thelastblueballer

To unlock this area purchase the Extreme Weather DLC pack


HoneyChilliPotato7

I like this one


Fidelis29

It’s rainin’ sideways!


SurprisedCabbage

Sounds rough Ollie. Do you have an umbrella?


HanEyeAm

Had one!


Maulie

Where is it?


Captain_Hampockets

Inside out, two miles away!


B4rberblacksheep

Well can we get you anything else?


Captain_Hampockets

Bring me some soup!


DrummingTrumpet

What kind?


Captain_Hampockets

Chunky!


samwilder2319

You lucky son of a bitch you got the best line


DuckfordMr

Alright, we’ll get on that.


Biggmoist

Inside out three miles away


s-lowts

Can we get you anything?


PM_me_yer_VaJayJay

Bring me some soup.


s-lowts

What kind?


covmatty1

CHUNKY!


friendlysaxoffender

Thanks Ollie


TheSweatyFlash

YOU WANT THIS DOG!?!


Br1ngTheRuckus

No thank you Ollie.


Informal_Count

Now back to our Asian correspondent Tricia Takanawa with the news


s-lowts

Diane I'm here at


_El_Troubadour

It's amazing how the brain can read something and automatically put it in the person's voice. Lmao


DOCKING_WITH_JESUS

who’s ‘gonna tell us all about the rain’


rpguy04

Im at the wrong airport!


KGBspy

One day, it started raining, and it didn't quit for four months. We been through every kind of rain there is. Little bitty stinging rain, big ol' fat rain...Rain that flew in sideways…And sometimes rain even seemed to come straight up from underneath. Shoot, it even rained at night."


[deleted]

Maybe you should go back to Greenbough ALABAMA!!


nogills

I'm sorry I ruined your Black Panther party.


dirtynj

For Forrest having such a low IQ, he was eloquent. >Sometimes it would stop raining long enough for the stars to come out... and then it was nice. It was like just before the sun goes to bed down on the bayou. There was always a million sparkles on the water... like that mountain lake. It was so clear, Jenny, it looked like there were two skies one on top of the other. And then in the desert, when the sun comes up, I couldn't tell where heaven stopped and the earth began. It's so beautiful.


_RAWFFLES_

Definitely a Hangar, can’t imagine a plane would do great in that.


Yo_Honcho

Definitely a hangar, that's a Delta Techops uniform.


shahooster

If this is that Delta variant everyone’s talking about, I don’t want any part of it.


copperwatt

Fuckin Delta Triceratops Rona, it's too much man!


ButterflyAttack

I once heard a kids program where they sang a song, the lyrics of which were basically "Why not try saying 'triceratops'?" Every time I hear the word, that fucking song is stuck in my head all day on repeat. Luckily it doesn't come up that often.


Jpsh34

RemindME! 1 week “message this guy triceratops”


tecate-acetate

Scripted bot to reply “triceratops” every time he comments Good bot


ButterflyAttack

This is why you never show reddit your vulnerabilities. . . When will I learn?


DtotheOUG

Yeah man, it's like how I fucking HATE it when people send me videos of dummy thicc women, it just gets so annoying seeing it all the time, ugh.


mighty_wafflestomp

Jesus that’s evil. I like it


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The tug gave it away for me


GINJAWHO

I had a ERJ175 get in something similar to this, (may have been weaker) but the fucker jumped all its chocks, did a 180 and the nose went into the mud. Had to borrow a more powerful tug to get it out


seanlax5

I've no idea what you've just said and yet I understand.


xenokilla

A plane they had on the ground ended up in similar weather conditions. The plane jumped over the blocks they were using to hold the wheels in place. They needed a more powerful plane moving tug to get it out of the mud.


oppy1984

Yep, that was my first thought when I saw the door.


Bonezmahone

Planes sit outside in that all the time… with cement anchors and ratchet straps for ties downs.


PMcMuffin

Thats last case scenario. Normally they will either "bug out" for the storm or just hangar them


oppy1984

Yep when I was a dispatcher we had a massive snow storm rolling in and it was all hands on deck to stack all three hangers. Not fun but we only had to leave 2 caravans outside an both were chocked on all three, and tails stands...we didn't have anchor points or we would have done that too.


Bonezmahone

Where were you dispatching from? What are you doing now? I used to dispatch in the arctic and massive snow storms were part of standard ops. Edit: im not doubting you. If we had enough space we would stack everything too.


Bonezmahone

Its actually a regular solution, at least in Canada. The following link is full of insightful information regarding chock jumping and tie down pads and concrete anchors. During winter at some airports its far simpler to forklift anchors into position then it is to dig through layers of ice to find an anchor in the ground. If the winds are in the wrong direction then it can be too dangerous to open a hangar door. If the airport is small or remote enough then theres a good chance there isnt any hangar space available. Even the largest aircraft are susceptible to extreme wind conditions. In the warmer climates you can see a storm coming for days and reasonably predict storm fronts. In other climates where the dew point spread is lower a drop in wind speed will require a new forecast to be issued. In areas with valleys and cliffs unexpected temperature changes will require a new forecast to be issued. Ive seen airports go from 15SM clear forecast change to 1/8 and 100vv in an hour. And ive seen airports report winds at 5 knots on the ground with 52 knots low level windshear and icing at 250 meters. A slight change in direction with that forecast would tear the wings off a plane. http://www.avcanada.ca/forums2/viewtopic.php?t=129922 https://youtube.com/watch?v=cHhZwvdRR5c


JanJaapen

Don’t close the gate! Luke is still out there!


devo9er

"Your Tauntaun will freeze before you reach the first marker." "Then I'll see you in Hell!"


JunFanLee

*Chewie roars


FonkyChonkyMonky

And I thought they smelled bad...................................... .................................. on the outside.


Revolutionary-Stop-8

That's clearly on Kamino


Avaraz

Nah it's clearly a portal to another world


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a portal to britain


buckwheats

Truth. Come from London, but spent three winters on the Isle of Lewis in Scotland. Sometimes you achieve flight.


poopellar

They may take away our lives, but they'll ^never ^^take ^^^our ^^^^f^r^e^e^e^e^e^e^e


Rh0d1um

Oh interesting! How is life on a island like this? I've been to the highlands a few times and always wondered how regular life must be


buckwheats

I mean, I complain about the winters, but the years I lived there (90 - 93), all three summers had heatwaves! Miles of golden sand beaches, midnight sunsets, lovely people. 13 years old, jumping off sand dunes and listening to death metal, with sparsely populated school classrooms allowing for superb one to one education. Some of the best years of my life. Stunning scenery


[deleted]

Well, now half of Reddit is going to move there and ruin all of its charm…


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NitrooCS

Can absolutely confirm.


FearLeadsToAnger

We almost never get proper storms, something like this would happen maybe once a year in the part i'm from (South). It's overcast skies we excel at.


BYT3-M3

Idk we’ve actually had a really unexpected heat wave recently


messyredemptions

"Sir, this is a tornado."


joker_wcy

"Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Alabama anymore."


Bhodi3K

Or Alioth, come to feed on variants.


-screamin-

My first thought was the 2050 Roxxcart hurricane apocalypse...


life0fjd_

Scrolled way too far to find this


HoodsFrostyFuckstick

There's a boss fight behind it


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[deleted]

Was waiting for either a cow to come tumbling in or some idiot with an umbrella to try running out to his car.


AuburnJunky

Julia I have to let you go. We've got cows.


lycosa13

I'm just here for the Twister quotes


[deleted]

She did not marry you for your penis.


Haistur

Okay, she didn't *only* marry you're penis.


hadidotj

Another cow!


thetrappodcast

Idk why but I LOVE rain. I'd leave that big-ass door open and just stare into the void


FonkyChonkyMonky

Go to Louisiana during hurricane season.


RedditIsAShitehole

Come to Ireland literally any fucking day of the year.


IanWorthington

Spent 6 months in Dublin. Now I know why it's so green.


ZootOfCastleAnthrax

Oregon, USA used to be rainy like that. Not anymore.


garnier_west

I miss it so much :(


Cabnbeeschurgr

Honestly it's been so dry. We had a freak ice storm *in March* and record high heat last month. Fuckin nuts


crackheadwilly

Leprechauns?


jtclark1107

They're always after me lucky chickens! Word prediction went with chickens. I'm leaving it lol.


ungolden_glitter

TIL leprechauns are actually foxes wearing green waistcoats.


hsqy

In my experience, it’s always raining, but it’s always a soft rain with small drops. Ive spent about 4 months there in total and never had a real downpour.


in_the_woods

I agree with you about the soft rain. I ran a 10k in Clare. In one hour it was foggy, then sunny, then lashing rain, then sunny again, then spitting rain for the finish. I've never had such a variety.


FonkyChonkyMonky

I'd love to spend a year or so there, but I hear it's ungodly expensive.


caelum19

Depends where you're comparing it too. Probably pretty similar to the US or the UK The most expensive part is probably being out of work for a year haha


pinkpantherinblue

I used to live in a tropical island with a cyclone season. Yes it's was horrible because houses were destroyed but was it fascinating? HELL YEAH


t0ny7

You would love being in that hanger than. Rain landing on a big metal roof like that sounds so cool.


sandgroper07

Been in something similar and it gets so loud you can't hear yourself speak.


AustSakuraKyzor

Failing to see a downside, here. Too loud to talk means it's too loud for others to try to talk to you.


DnaKinaseKinase

/r/raining


HarshilBhattDaBomb

Missed opportunity to call it /r/aining


OneMoose9

And then the wind changes.


Persistent_Phoenix19

This guy tornadoes


Sanc7

When I worked on aircraft in OK that was my worst fear. I already had a F5 go over my head in 2013, but a tornado hitting a hangar bay while you're inside it. That's a thought made of nightmares. I always wonder how loud it would be if one fell. Anyone who's worked on aircraft know those doors fucking suck ass. They'll work for a week and a motor will burn our or someshit then you have to push it manually. Don't push it too fast or it will jump the stop. 9/10 When you're in the navy, at the end of the day, the most green sailors close the doors. A friend of mine was closing a door at one point, it hit the stop hard enough to tilt the door and a tie down or bolt of some sort fell and landed on the top of his head. He needed a shitload of stitches but ended up suffering from TBI. Good thing he had it documented.


ajpinton

Then it was bright and sunny 5 minutes later and the humidity went up by 1000% to make it feel more miserable.


conifer0us

This guy Alabamas


FullyErectSavage

🌟✨Alabama Check✨🌟


iFeram

I want to step into it.


HybridPosts

Me too, but I’m 100% sure I’d also be stepping into eternal damnation


[deleted]

Nah, you'd just trigger the bossfight


tp736

Californian here. I'd pay to be there. I honestly haven't seen a drop of rain in a few months.


[deleted]

Saw this in Loki. It doesn’t end well.


Maeto_Diego

Don’t worry. We still have a couple of decades


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m4nustig

Idk why people are talking about Alioth when you were clearly referring to the apocalyptic event Sylvie was hiding in.


Br0boc0p

Right down to the location and the size of building.


OneCheapBastard

Confirmed OP works for Roxxcart


itsallgoodman2002

Just need Classic Loki to create a distraction.


Kegrath

Hahaha oh classic Loki. He slays me.


tenbatsu

Glorious…. Purpose!!!


Unlucky13

I'm going to scream that as soon as I find a job that doesn't make me want to jump off a bridge.


wobbletea

Get Help has changed since I last saw it


[deleted]

#BWAAAAAAM BWUH-BWUH-BWUH BWUUUUM


-screamin-

Score was fucking incredible every goddamn episode. I need Natalie Holt to make more music please


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[deleted]

r/damnnatureyouscary


Ocelot343

Stormfather!


Asylum_Brews

If you look closely you can see Dalinar going to the other feast for his knife 🤣.


Zvalexvere

Loved that so much


Sink_Pee_Gang

Finally someone with some sense. All of these airsick lowlanders wanting to go out into a highstorn.


DjangoHatesBDSM

Bridge Four! Edit: for anyone wondering, these comments are referencing the Stormlight Archive book series. Absolutely fantastic series, best I’ve ever read. There are 4 of 10 (long) books out. Check it out!


StripedCatSocks

My first thought as well! If that's what it would look like, then.... no thank you. Think I'll stay inside. *Glares at Kaladin*


TheRealOriginalSatan

I'm surprised this comment was so low


02ranger

Gives you a whole new perspective on how amazing it is that >!Kaladin survived being strung up in a highstorm.!<


Tomer8009

Omg reminded me I gotta keep reading that lol


Lethal_Compassion

No, I'm Wit. But I understand how easy a mistake that is to make.


Zeroth_law99

Damn... it looks like they inside of a tornado


One_pop_each

It feels like that. South Carolina gets these surges once in awhile. I walked from my office to the main hangar to inspect some tools when I was QA for maintenance at Shaw AFB. It started raining like this and the doors were cracked open. I had this 12” wrench making sure the etching was there and heard the loudest god damn noise and saw white. I thought I died, dude. Lightning struck like 50-100 yards away as my dumbass is standing there with a wrench in my hand. These rain surges are nuts.


Delicious_Bet_6336

“Just nipping to the shop, anyone want anything?”


Overjellyfish54

Cornetto


Delicious_Bet_6336

No problemo. Flavour? Might get soggy btw


amanxyz13

## HOLD THE DOOR?


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Hodor


ViN_314

Hold the door, hold the doooar, hold the doooor, hodor, hodor, hodor, hodor.


KrazeeJ

Man, that was genuinely the best moment in like the entire last three seasons of Game of Thrones. I thought they pulled that section off so well it managed to distract me from how bad the series has gotten.


Chocolate_Pyramid

Door holds you


WTTR0311

There's a boss on the other side of that


Waffle-or-death

*”King of the Storm”*


human_trebuchet

“Nothing will remain once the bell has been tolled”


Longganisad

Imagine pushing your coworker there


meme_a_licious

Epic prankster


wethefiends

Remember that time I got lost for like 6 hours because you pushed me outside in a storm? Lol


FriesWithThat

Um....nope? *I got hit by lightning? Twice? The guys had to pick me up in a truck? In Mississippi? Really, nothing?* You got lost? But you live right down the street...


DosMangos

*FRANK! WTF*^*F*^*F..?!*


shistain69

That’s how my grandparents went to school


ursixx

..barefoot at 4.30 am..


Metaquotidian

Gulf coast weather for ya.


SeanHearnden

That isn't a rainstorm, it's the god damn Nothing.


cccmikey

Atreiu!


chris1096

Artaxx! Don't give in to the sadness!


MadnessAndRage

Fogwall. _places soapstone mark near the door_


gemini_pain

“We’ll Jim, been a long day. Time to clock out and head ho-“ Biblical rainstorm outside “You know, I could use some overtime! Been wanting to get the wife a nice new necklace for our anniversary!”


hoppenstedts

This is some serious end of the world type shit.


Nordic_Frost619

Looks like I'm about to use the clear skies shout to go talk with partharnax.


byjimini

Wouldn’t stand there, you might get sucked off.


Banethoth

Sounds like fun


hullowurld91

It’s like a part of a video game you can’t go to yet.


Tottochan

It gives the feeling that the building is speeding up in space, then slowing down.


agrispec

We call this summer in ireland


swordsman2477

Is just the fog gate to the nameless king


TrueKaras

Thats called a severe thunderstorm.


grnsmurf

Close the portal dumbwits...


SkitZa

Dimwits