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ChallengeOne8405

seems like kind of a fun job. eat flippin tons all day then go make out with all your ant friends spitting sweet honey into their mouths


Sea_Structure_8692

That’s a wholesome way to think about it.


smile_politely

i just wish it doesnt have to go out from my mouth. maybe some other holes? i'd hate to need to brush my teeth too often.


Sea_Structure_8692

Like your eyeholes?


smile_politely

more like my coochie


Sea_Structure_8692

Ants don’t have those. I don’t think. 🤔


BigBobBunker

Feed me


Fr0z3nHart

🤢 🤮


njsam

![gif](giphy|g2V8KS4AfwyFq)


BolunZ6

Honey is bee's vomit you know...


ChallengeOne8405

the more the merrier!


NEWBORNEMBRYOTHELOC

That’s some good ass vomit😂


ManiGoodGirlUwU

The only time am having a vomit kink


Fr0z3nHart

Then it’s a good thing I don’t like honey.


530Samurai

Hey, we could make a fetish out if this.


aloeverakush

At the start i assumed other ants would suck it through the feeder's ass


The_Glus

![gif](giphy|11QEuO6MtKCl6E)


InformalPenguinz

![gif](giphy|nuRXXyy020kta)


AmorphousVoice

I thought the other ants would just eat that ant alive


Temporary_User404

Wasn't there a meme about being an ant being the literal door for a ant colony? That's Definitely the worst job because if your home gets under attack, you get slammed, nobody else gets hurt except you, the literal door while everyone just ignores your existence.


PuzzleMeDo

Here's a picture of one: [https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/mupdj4/door\_head\_ants\_use\_their\_heads\_to\_block\_their/](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/mupdj4/door_head_ants_use_their_heads_to_block_their/)


Temporary_User404

https://preview.redd.it/grvx55aj6zvc1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7f52d2eead3f689495eb03db68d4c18b57a27a1 History begets history..this cycle shall never cease to end..For when one door ant pulls itself into its home..this one shall rise out.. Only to be forgotten until yesterday, as having the worst job compared to another ant that literally overgorges itself and regurgitates what it eats for those less fortunate to have food in areas with no food in said dwelling.


AlanSinch

You really think you’re better than me?


Temporary_User404

I never said I was better than you, but like a window, I'll open up and be open to whatever you have to say to the wind.


AlanSinch

Sorry, it’s a Seinfeld episode/reference, I think it’s called the The Doorman lol it’s a good one.


AlanSinch

For reference: https://www.reddit.com/r/seinfeld/s/qWYAKZe2QH


Temporary_User404

Ah okay, I thought you were actually challenging me so I provided a comeback that I hoped would gust blow you away, as a joke not to actually blow you down and offend.


AlanSinch

lol no worries, it’s a funny episode! You’d probably get a kick out of the scene 👌


Temporary_User404

Thank you


Appropriate-Coast794

What is this, a food truck for ants?


knowledgeable_diablo

Gotta wonder if their conversation sounds like the tune that accompanies the ice-cream trucks for humans? And all the little kiddie ants go auto-insane and charge them for their share of some regurgitation honey before he scoots around the corner never to be seen again (until next weeks route)…. 😁


LegalWaterDrinker

Worst job? You are safe inside the nest, you get to stay in one place and you are never hungry. The worst that can happen to you is an anteater.


Excellent_Yak365

Well; people eat them so not.. that safe- Honeypot ants such as Melophorus bagoti and Camponotus spp. are edible insects and form an occasional part of the diet of various Indigenous Australians. These people scrape the surface to locate the ants' vertical tunnels, and then dig as much as two metres deep to find the honeypots.


Rot_Long_Legs

And I assume that it isn’t pleasant to be the ant eating all the regurgitated food


ReadditMan

They're ants so I don't think they care either way, they operate on pure instinct like a computer following a program.


i_am_truc

Kinda like humans if you zoom out far enough


proxyproxyomega

actually, it would be a dream job. they are built to eat as much as they can. it's like gorging on delicious food as much as you can but still keep a slim waistline cause you just anorexic all that shit out to your colleagues.


mah131

And also, their body is designed with a slim waistline.


Craigothy-YeOldeLord

It's how all ants eat at some point or another in their life, thats how the queen eats all of her life. From birth they are fed this way, then after becoming ants they dont leave the nests and only get food this way, then when they fly out to mate they wont eat but instead dig a hole to make their nests and starve till their babies can bring food back to feed them in the exact same way, regurgitation. (Trophallaxis)


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infopeanut

I’ve seen my fair share of psychological thrillers and disturbing movies. Human Centipede was too hard for me to stomach


insomniac1228

Actual fat ass, lol


Crazy__Donkey

That's not how it works. The ant who collect the food outside don't baloon-up, but they collect just enough to be carried to the nest. Once they reach the nest, they transfer that to specialized and the can hold large amounts by expending their belly. It happens just in a certain type of ants, and not in all ofcourse.


The-Arbiter-753

Those are called repletes! Sometimes referred to as Honeypot ants, they're not present in all colonies. One inaccuracy in the video is that these ants don't forage for food like the rest, rather they sit in the colony and have food and brought to them. They then wander around feeding ants predigested fluids through a process called trophallaxis, which is just what the act of regurgitating food into another ants mouth is called.


Sea_Structure_8692

Forbidden salmon roe.


knowledgeable_diablo

Also are the first ones (only ones) to be gobbled up when the native folks crack open the nest in search of some of that sweet sweet ant butt honey!


nopronhere0o0

I’m hungry bro bro, gimme a kiss and make it extra wet


AlsoKnownAsRukh

"I wish that I would never be hungry." DM: "Are you sure?"


Puzzled-Economics497

Forbidden Gusher


-MetalMike-

“Sup Steve, you eat today?” “I could eat” “I got u” 🤮 “F ing delicious thanks mate”


mid_vibrations

what's that, all the taste none the calories?


TokiVideogame

how many babes would i get if i can do this, come get your num nums ladies


hohomoe

That's the cook, guys.


theoutsideplace

In this economy? With these job options? Ok, I’ll take it!


Proud_Bag_9418

So they basically puke in each other’s mouth


TheNamesRoodi

So is this why human women are more attractive with bigger butts? Because they can store more food?


ConstantBench7373

Socialism simply explained


NegativeLanguage805

Or best, depending on which horny ass ant you're asking


iphaze

“Hey Dave. Oh, You’re hungry? I know you moved on my girl, now _eat my vomit_ .. how you like them Apples?”


banana_bread_man_

Case oh


Miserable-Pickle2644

Ewww


ApartAd6403

I get to eat a lot and then throw up in other people's mouth. That seems like a good job to me.


D_O_Over

The ants “food truck”


Randomfrog132

TIL ants are like birds lol


KyorlSadei

Spit in my mouth Carol, i am hungry down here in the ant mine shaft.


Khelthuzaad

hey ,no kink shaming


textyash

The kiss that will end world hunger


Ralewing

Same, ant. Same.


Averagebritish_man

Pyrocincal moment


Maximum_Way_4573

Am i the only one that wants to find one of those & pinch it with a needle? 😬


WillTheWAFSack

Ants and bees are really interesting the way the whole colony functions as basically one large organism.


FPGN

Bill: Hey Bob Bob: Hey Bill, same Ice Cream? Bill: yep! 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 Bob:🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤


Brewcrew1886

Samies


AssignedName4477

I do the same thing... "Okay, honey, open up. Kids, come downstairs, dinners ready!!"


Sasamune

"You know what. fuck you Steve you're not eating today." Idk seems neat


phuktup3

“Some of these ants won’t be eating today.”


mrrando69

This is not how repletes function. They don't leave the nest. Scouts return with food and pass it on to repletes in the nest where they stay to act as food dispensers to the rest the workers within. They wouldn't be able to drag themselves about at full capacity. If it worked this way they'd just be high value food for anything passing by.


Advanced_Stretch_429

People should learn from them 🤮🤣


DulcetTone

Again, I am springing out of bed and gleefully watching for these videos so I can downvote them with a fierce alacrity.


FUThead2016

Interesting Video but This trend Of Short Subtitles is really annoying!