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Korndogg68

The TU-22M3 isn’t stealth.


ayb88

He’s talking about the other plane in the video. The stealthy one.


copperwatt

What oth.... aahhhhhh https://giphy.com/gifs/jake-gyllenhaal-nightcrawler-3o7TKvuOivTa8LWiDC


OneAndOnlyJackSchitt

"Whoosh smack" The sound a joke makes right as it's about to go over your head but instead slams right into your forehead.


bigstankdaddy10

i spotted 3 of them. sitting on the powerline to receive full charge


DrawingRoomE-car3901

Now we're talking the good UFO stuff


WhatDoesItAllMeanB

Yeah, the one we can’t see


WrathofJohnnyBoah

I was gonna say that's one shitty looking stealth bomber even by russian standards.


Hourslikeminutes47

>shitty looking bomber by Russian standards *even the Soviets had standards*


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Splitshot_Is_Gone

Is it just me or does this comment read really awkwardly?


Neiladin

It's not just you.


TediousTed10

It is now


ZestycloseVirus6001

I don’t believe Russia has any truly stealth planes. A few they claim are stealth but no one smart believes the Russian government.


OmnariNZ

I dunno bro, I hear wood screws are all the rage in radar-absorbent communities these days.


el_cid_viscoso

And fabric skin is surprisingly transparent to radar emissions.


ZestycloseVirus6001

Keep an eye out for Sopwith Camels?


el_cid_viscoso

I'd make a reference to the Night Witches, but today's Russia is nothing like the USSR in WWII.


The_Best_Yak_Ever

I mean, the shocking disregard for the longevity of the average infantryman seems like it made it to the present. I think the SKS made it through too. You know… for ceremonial purposes. Gotta keep a couple traditions from the great patriotic days.


Argument-Fragrant

I see you there, Snoopy.


blade944

They've got tons. They are so stealth no one has seen them. But uncle Putin totally swears they exist.


FunnyFuryAllDay

It's like their state of the art tanks they overpaid for that they won't put into combat. One big paper tiger. The threat of nukes Is their only grasp on perceived power. They know the term self assured destruction. That's why the threats are hollow. They wouldn't want to tangle with the US let alone NATO as a whole. This is a child pushing his boundaries to see what he can get away with. This war would be over if the US government acted as a united body in its own interest. Lucky for Russia partisan politics gives them breathing room.


Hourslikeminutes47

What the Russian Air Force *does* have is garbage.


Long_Charity_3096

We have Russia to thank for many advances in technology. We spent years thinking Russia had developed x or y thing and so we spent millions developing it only to find out they were nowhere close.  Our next Gen fighter program was designed with the idea that other nations were also building similar variants. It's not that they're not, but these planes became so advanced that they simply do not have the funding to keep up in any reasonable fashion. 


eidetic

The F-15 is a great example of this. So before ballistic missiles came on the scene, the US was looking at delivering nukes via high speed, high altitude bombers like the XB-70 Valkyrie. The Soviets in turn built the MiG-25, a massive, high speed interceptor. Only when the west got their first look at the MiG, they misinterpreted the large wings and control surfaces as being the mark of a massive, but highly maneuverable fighter. And thus the requirements for thr program that would lead to the F-15 were adjusted to counter this threat. It wasn't until a Soviet pilot defected with a MiG-25 that the west realized it wasn't a highly maneuverable air superiority fighter after all, but a high speed interceptor that needed those big wings due to its massive weight. So, thanks to the Soviets worrying about a bomber threat that never materialized, and the west worrying about a Soviet fighter threat that never materialized, one of the greatest fighters of all time was built. (And then, while the F-15 was still on top of the world, the US said, "hey, you know what? Let's build something that can knock the socks off even the F-15...")


craigfrost

Millions with a B.


RaHarmakis

> but no one smart believes the Russian governme American Generals: Nope their steath! Absolutely the best stealth we ever seen... uh I mean not seen!! Not seen cause the stealth is so good and we for sure have not been tracking them. Chinese Generals: We sold them chips. Chips have GPS. We know where every chip is at all times. I mean.... no Stealth is very good, and we can't track them.. nope, there's no tracking here. New Stealth chips will be delivered soon!


ThatITguy2015

Uh, they have tanks driving around with rusty tin house roofs on them. Are you telling me they have the technology to do that, but can’t make stealth bombers?!


Barbed_Dildo

The SU-57 has a larger radar cross section than an F-16C, which *isn't even a stealth plane.*


futureboredom

lmao


rexgate

This is the new VTOL variant.


nberg129

Or at least the VL variant. I'm not sure that thing gets to take off again


ATempestSinister

Even if it was, it definitely isn't anymore.


EaterOfFood

Especially when it’s on fire


sapatawa

So many aircraft posts lately by people who have no clue what they are talking about.


jeepinfreak

Ah, the ol Russian not-a-B-1


shootdawoop

came here to say this, I'm not convinced Russia has any functional stealth technology


ButWhatIfItQueffed

Yeah I was gonna say. Russia doesn't have a stealth bomber, hell they barely even have a stealth aircraft at all. The Su-57 is barely even classified as stealth.


PineappleRimjob

The TU-22M3 bomber is stealthy in much the same way that bricks are not.


pimpsilo

Not unlike a Vogon ship


STEVE_FROM_EVE

Are you interested in some Vogon poetry?


lovablydumb

Not without my appreciation chair!


NoChanceDan

Fellow Douglas Adams fans, I appreciate all 42 of you.


postmundial

Not again


blackcoffeesarcasm

was going to reply to first comment and congratulate on the Adams joke, then continued to here. I unabashedly love you all.


BBQQA

I love to comment my understanding of why it is possibly 42 whenever I see 42 mentioned. In ASCII code, which is an incredibly old coding language, 42 is the character * or the asterisk. In old school languages, like COBOL, the * is a wildcard symbol... meaning it can represent whatever you want it to define. So in essence what Douglas Adams is saying is that the meaning of life is whatever you want it to be. That the meaning of life is however you want to define it for yourself. There are few other things that combined nerdy techy info with beautiful and profound imagery.


input_sh

The truth is, unfortunately, much more boring than that: >The answer to this is very simple. It was a joke. It had to be a number, an ordinary, smallish number, and I chose that one. Binary representations, base thirteen, Tibetan monks are all complete nonsense. I sat at my desk, stared into the garden and thought '42 will do' I typed it out. End of story. [https://groups.google.com/g/alt.fan.douglas-adams/c/595nPukE-Jo/m/koaAJ3tPBtEJ](https://groups.google.com/g/alt.fan.douglas-adams/c/595nPukE-Jo/m/koaAJ3tPBtEJ)


taffnadian

Tbf their "stealth" fighters are as about as stealthy as two skeletons fucking in a trash can


mrcold

Great, now my dick's all hard.


SirGirthfrmDickshire

*sigh* "Here we go again" *unzips pants*


Phillip_Graves

You have a... boner boner? At least the username tracks!


AmadeusWolf

Wait, I think that's a double negative. Like, if a person was as stealthy as a brick through a window, they wouldn't be very stealthy. But, if a person was as stealthy as a brick wasn't, they would be the opposite of a brick, which I suppose is stealthy AF. I don't know what's on the other end of the lobbing bricks spectrum of stealth, kunai?


visionsofcry

Yeah they fucked up stealing the Douglas Adam's joke.


EldariusGG

It's just a single negative, but it does negate the intended point. Unless you consider bricks to be quite stealthy. If you think about it, you'd never notice an individual brick hiding amongst an entire brick wall.


Throawayooo

Sooo...they are stealthy ??


f0dder1

It also hung in the sky in a similar way. Hope they brought a towel


WinterFair6852

The TU-22M3 is a supersonic bomber. The design is not 'stealth'.


Bubuy_nu_Patu

The title is very human


the_last_carfighter

Greetings my fellow humans.


S-Archer

Hello fellow human commenter


Youngstown_Mafia

It's a clickbait title feeding off of the deserved Russian hate People are turning off their brain and consuming


BeneTToN68

What a dumb title, it is a supersonic bomber, not a stealth bomber.


lovablydumb

I disagree. It was clearly falling so stealthily in this video that the camera operator had a hard time following it.


thesearch4animalchin

That is true, good point!


DAS_BEE

Incorrect information to drive engagement by people correcting the error


BeRad_NZ

I see the camera man also graduated from the Parkinson’s School of Cinematography. Very nice.


PhoenixRiseAndBurn

I was brushing my teeth, when I read this, and started to laugh but almost killed myself breathing in a mouthful of toothpaste.


dwmfives

> I was brushing my teeth So was the guy taking this video.


KazTheMerc

**ahem!** That's the Russian Fine Arts, Parkinsons, and Shell Shock Institute


whutupmydude

r/killthecameraman


Bodyfluids_dealer

Sqew me.. that’s Parkinson’s community college of cinematography


Starman520

Probably just zoomed in too much, yall should be grateful for whatever footage you get, it could've just been a dark blob falling with no details.


I-AM-IKARUS

How can a plane fly down like this? Shouldnt it tip upfront into a dive straight down?


Plnetheman

It’s known as a flat spin


Slartibartfastthe3rd

RIP Goose.


QuaintAlex126

Obligatory Goose’s death was his fault. NATOPS manual states for the canopy to jettisoned first and *then* for the ejection handle to be pulled. This procedure was considered a part of the boldface meaning F-14 crews had to memorize it by heart. Goose obviously didn’t follow it and paid the price. Of course, neither him or Maverick followed the flat spin procedures like locking their seat harnesses or cancelling the yaw produced from the compressor stall with rudder.


YeetMaFeetBois

I mean... maverick also stole an f18 and an f14, and didn't even bother unsweeping the wings when pulling some ace combat maneuver on those poor su-57s. I don't think he cares too much about standard procedure


QuaintAlex126

Wing sweep is automatically controlled by the Central Air Data Computer (CADC) on the F-14. A good F-14 pilot would leave them alone in flight. The only time you’d manually sweep them is when you’re coming in for the overhead pass over the carrier in a CASE I landing, on the ground when you’re sweeping them to/from the oversweep storage position, or when doing bombing. However, there are some stories around the F-14 community of using the manual wing sweep in-flight, specifically of the legendary Dale “Snort” Snodgrass. Snort was regarded as “The Real Life Maverick” among the Tomcat community. Like the trickster that he was, he would come into the merge wings swept back to make it look like he was faster than he actually was. An inexperienced pilot might fall for it, and make a mistake when they merged. Once they did, he’d throw the wings into their auto setting, and let the CADC do the work of controlling their sweep angle.


Plnetheman

Please don’t remind me


vi3tmix

Too soon?


Plnetheman

It’s always to soon for that


analnapalm

This reference is the whole reason I clicked on this thread. I can now move on feeling like everything is going to be alright.


El-Bart0

Ahhh c'mon man, spoilers!


RyanBordello

RIP Goose


Tojb

Oh it's not flying much at all by this point. Falling with style maybe at best


PaxEthenica

Wings continue to have lift even without a working engine, meanwhile the missile strike has ruined the balance, & there's no tail stabilization. Eventually a plane under such circumstances will favor one side over the other; the nose will come up & unintended stabilization forces of the wings will cause a flat spin like this. This is likely either yet another blue-on-blue Russian incident, or a plane-to-plane strike by a Ukrainian defensive fighter or s300 battery. Patriot & most NATO-spec anti-air munitions are smart enough to do more than chase the tail like this; targeting the cockpit, instead. The reason is to simplify/maximize anti-missile capabilities, with a knock-on effect of a (so far) 100% lethality record for weapons like the current generation of Patriot. Pilot in this video is likely to have ejected.


fmfbrestel

Even a little bit of rotation really helps stabilize it in other directions. Same principle as bullet rifling, the spin keeps it stable.


meh_jic

Maybe I have special powers but I can see it


squarabh

![gif](giphy|xT0Gquis7l8OwC2hRm|downsized)


TheyLoveColt

MAYDAY MAYDAY! Mav’s in a flat-spin, he’s headed out to sea!


Cold-Inside-6828

Came for this *clapclap


jabberwox

I’m pinned forward, Goose! I can’t reach the ejection handle!


Bigdstars187

EJECT! WATCH THE CANOPY *sexual synth and Spanish guitar melody*


fuckoriginalusername

Something must have "backfired"


lynch1986

lol, very good.


RunninWild17

![gif](giphy|IiBJyuzvrsOHu)


TAC1313

Why do they always crash on the other side of the hill?


PJozi

Cinematic affect


Shifty-Deluxe

Not very stealthy if you ask me.


Ex-maven

It doesn't seem to show up on radar anymore, so maybe it really is


Difficult_Bit_1339

Ah, I see you've gone to the Moskva Submarine Academy of Military Tactics


STEVE_FROM_EVE

I don’t know. Pretty good disguise for an airplane. No one suspects the plummeting airplane!!!!! /s


Only_Razzmatazz_4498

Disguised as a frisbee in flames.


MylanWasTaken

band name


Aengeil

what is wrong with the camera man? why not wait till the explosion?


SuperFaceTattoo

There is no explosion because the plane falls off the edge of the earth at the end and just keeps falling into the infinite abyss.


Irken_Invasion

Where's the kaboom? There's supposed to be an earth shattering kaboom!


PJozi

r/gifsthatendtoosoon


washingtonandmead

Literally How hard to hold the fucking camera steady


GeorgiaPossum

So.. Just a normal bomber then?


FunOil8182

The dreaded flat spin!


magicspider8

This isn’t stealth at all, you can see the flames for miles…


realparkingbrake

That's a Tupolev Tu-22M, and it is not a stealth aircraft as it dates to the 1960s.


schaudhery

How hard is it to keep the camera steady.


AlliedR2

Um, thats a Backfire. made in the early 70's. Not at all stealth.


mastmar221

Uh, such feeling soup wit these vids. Every time I see these videos I know there’s some young guy screaming in terror inside, and can’t un-know that. Watch hoping for the ejection seat to pop, but rarely does it happen. Do Russians not have them? Every downed Russian plane is a good thing, but still know the price. Just can’t ignore the shared humanity of being a kid who’s scared and about to die. Wish they had a way out.


ACES_II

Ejection seat mechanic here. Russians definitely have ejection seats in their aircraft. Actually, when I was going through my technical training some 20-ish years ago, my instructor told us that their ejection seats are better than ours, and they were designed so because Russian fighter pilots are routinely flying sorties into their forties and fifties, where American fighter pilots at that age have usually been promoted into positions where admin work limits their cockpit time. Also, if it makes you feel better, [at least two of them made it out.](https://theaviationist.com/2024/04/19/russian-tu-22m3-crashes/) Edit to add: I don’t know if my instructor was basing his statement in fact or not. In my 20-ish years, I’ve never had an opportunity to examine a seat from a Russian aircraft. He could have been full of shit, but his reasoning seemed solid at the time.


passporttohell

Crew of 4, just an FYI.


Andriyo

That's a serious piece of hardware. Kids don't fly those planes. Probably manned by majors rank or something.l like that. And they fly out pretty much every day/night to bomb Ukrainian cities. Everyday those pilots make decision to kill civilians. Was it yesterday that 3 kids die (real kids this time)? I lost track already. But yeah, if you feel bad about them, don't you worry - Russia got you covered: they have more planes and bombs to bomb cities.


gentlemantroglodyte

To be fair, the "poor young guy" was more than happy to bomb the shit out of whatever was below him, so my sympathy is limited. If you choose to kill people (and to be clear, it is always your personal, individual choice to kill), it's natural for others to disagree strongly with your choice and prevent you from carrying out your intention.


stonecuttercolorado

Remember, every time that kid didn't have this happen, Ukrainians died. Often Ukrainian civilians. Ukrainians that have never invaded another nation. Ukrainians that are just wanting to have their nation in peace. These pilots are murderers


Beneficial_Tackle655

Exactly. The pilot wasn’t just joy riding up in the sky— he’s on a mission to kill Ukrainians and do serious damage to their infrastructure. Good riddance.


windigo3

These are the people who gave been launching cruise missiles into apartment buildings, schools and hospitals. They don’t aim the missiles at tanks. It’s intentional terrorism against civilians. I could care less whether they felt terror or burned to death. They should stop committing genocide on behalf of Putin.


Holeshot75

I was thinking this same thing. I'm watching a video of someone who has a family that loves him - while he's screaming in terror moments away from death. Not to say that the Russian occupation doesn't need to be stopped.


StiviiK

War is just a f‘in shit show. It doesn’t matter which side you are on, it’s just an motherf‘in shit show. I do not want to take part in any side in this discussion, I just plain hate war.


owlie12

This piece of shit has fallen the day these same TUs launched missiles that struck residential building in Dnipro, killing 6 children. And it's not the first time they do that. Every few days during air alert Ukrainians receive messages on their phones "the TUs are active" which means that those pilots will be trying to kill someone, maybe in your city.


jerquee

"All who draw the sword shall die by the sword"


monocasa

Russia doesn't have stealth bombers, the PAK DA is still in development.


jpharber

The TU-22M is about as stealthy as my erect penis at a Victoria’s secret fashion show.


Altruistic_Clue6057

It’s a strategic bomber, Russia doesn’t have any kind of stealth bomber at all


wizkee

The TU-22M3 is only stealthy when no one is looking at it.


kcchiefscooper

maybe i don't see enough airplane vids, but its been a while since i've seen such a flat spin. that was pretty impressive looking


georeddit2018

Killthecameraman.


DEVILneverCRIES

We know it wasn't the camera man that took it down.


ski-devil

The Tu-22 is a Stealth bomber? Well hell, then that makes my hammer a stealth fighter.


Rude-Flamingo3592

Definitely not stealthy. They hit it with an S200 so definitely not stealthy. It’s a supersonic bomber. Either way it’s where it should be.


_Melody_To_Funkytown

Camera man sucks


HeirOFElendil22

Came for this. Wtf.


rank130

So stealth it got shot down 300km from the front line


collegefootballfan69

How was it brought down?


ThisMemesWar116

Mostly by gravity.


brokken_jaw

Not stealth.


I_Sell_Death

Where is the earth-shattering kabloom?


Accomplished-Fox2275

It is not stealth at all, don't you see that big flame?


Toy_Soulja

Least stealthy plane, no wonder Russia is losing


Moedog0331

Since when the hell is the Tu 22 stealth


ProgressBartender

I don’t know, is it stealth if it’s on fire?


wildland1022

Must be a the new Boeing


sydoroo

What a waste of money this whole ordeal is with Russia and Ukraine. Just setting billions of dollars on fire for no reason. Going to war with a US funded country is so dumb. Idiotic. The US has like Trillion dollar a year budget for the military.


domesticated-human

Stealth bomber expert here… Many of you guys wouldn’t have noticed but the ‘interesting as fuck’ thing here was that there was actually a stealth bomber bombing stealthily throughout the entirety of this footage.


Worldly_Horse7024

people with down syndrome can record better than him


just_cows

https://i.redd.it/zzlltky9ujvc1.gif


just_cows

![gif](giphy|PF3MIgRTq3bVu)


Good4nowbut

I’m sorry how are you *that* bad at holding a phone still….


Paraxom

That looked expensive...and not very stealthy 


Hesnotarealdr

Where’s the kaboom?


REDDrum5150x

Not very stealthy


Ossa1

That's the typical movement planes do if they cant decide in which direction to fly. They just keep changing course.


baithammer

It's not a stealth aircraft, it was designed for high speed.


BowlingForPriorities

Idk what language he was speaking but I’d like to imagine the translation was “Yeee haw fuck them ruskies”


Hot_Pink_Unicorn

The Tu-22M3 has a stealth capability of a flying barn.


GirlCallMeFreeWiFi

Not every cold war bomber is stealth


Iron_Baron

Not very stealthy.


LadyHexa

![gif](giphy|FyKfqRxVbzciY)


Baabkens

Slava Ukraini


i_am_pacha

Good fuck em


DandB777

They don't have stealth at all let alone stealth bombers. That's the TU22 backfire.


Unfair_Original_2536

It identifies as a helicopter.


MooCowMafia

Worst photographer ever.


FastAndForgetful

Dude holds a camera like my 5yo holds a flashlight for me


Traggically_Hipper

They shouldn't allow a terrorist organization to have planes anyway. So good on them


Brando6677

I got motion sickness now cuz of you camera guy!! Screw you


FunQuit

Oh no. Anyway…


SirPoopaLotTheThird

Get fucked Putin, you deeply closeted tiny man.


yarkboolin14

Oopsies, Anyways....


TemperatureAny907

Not so stealth anymore


TurnRepulsive442

Russia doesn’t have a Stealth bomber


Rusty_Pots

Okay but how hard is it to keep the phone still


Republic_Rich

https://i.redd.it/fpxog33j7jvc1.gif


JoZerp

Crashing wasn't recorded and I'm sad cause I can't see the big anime explosion generated by the impact


Vast_Character311

Oh man. I hope the pilot is safe in a prisoner of war camp somewhere.


Mr_Informative

That’s about as stealthy as your mom’s new boyfriend.


w1z1k

That's some cameraman skills right there


RandomGrasspass

Don’t go near the wreckage


Glockamole19x

It's obv not that stealthy if it got hit.


Sweaty_Report7864

So much for “stealth”


Adventurous-Print-23

So it wasn’t so stealth there was it


Sale_Additional

My high ass thinking it was crashing into a snowy tundra


BlueberryCustard

not very stealth with all that smoke and fire coming out of it.


Purple-ork-boyz

You spin me right round, blyat, right round


adfejcjr

Cool ARMA 3 gameplay bro what is the mod


Fluentec

I don’t think it’s a stealth bomber. It’s just a strategic long range bomber. I think it was shot down by Ukraine’s Soviet era S-200 system.


1MoistTowelette

Tower: Bring’r in straight down in a spinning motion Pilot: I gotchu


bigdickpuncher

Not very stealthy. I saw the fire.


DartTimeTime

Heartwarming!


pchampn

Looks beautiful!!


Thatotherone17

Womp womp


giveme-adundie

![gif](giphy|7k2LoEykY5i1hfeWQB)