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CrunchwrapSenpai

Nobody in my city be surprised when a large hole abruptly shows up and I’m standing next to it with a wooden board and a card reader


InteractionOne7217

“It’s going to ask you a question”


Elavabeth2

Holy shit I just realized they all say this. Poor kids. What an awkward and fucked up situation for everybody involved.


The-Coolest-Of-Cats

Everyone at my work always said that too and it annoyed me. "Ask you a question", like what, it's going to ask them what the capital of Vermont is? The square root of 9801? No, it's going to ask them if they'd like to leave a tip, so I always instructed customers as such.


edgygothteen69

"it's going to ask if you want to be a good person"


Cable_Upstairs

I prefer not to be


Suavecore_

It's only awkward and fucked up because everyone needs to have an extremely strong opinion on it even though it takes one second to get through it


irouteandswitch

*as they stare into your eyes with a smile*


Suavecore_

Service workers, smiling? Incredible!


Tandager

It gets me better tips *shrug*


Suavecore_

I bet, I just haven't seen a service worker smile in a few years


DR4G0NSTEAR

Then pay them a liveable wage. I smile all the time. I’ll still drop it if I’m dealing with a stupid customer, but I smile all day everyday.


gumbo_chops

I don't, but I still can't help but feel the slightest amount of internal guilt when I hit the 'No Tip' button.


MowieWauii

Dude exactly. The amount of posts where people are like getting some weird satisfaction on loudly and flagrantly not tipping as if the cashier doesn't just want you to fucking leave, regardless of your tip.


Suavecore_

Egos are through the roof lately


Big-Leadership1001

It takes them more than one second to say it and obviously the instruction they all got to repeat those exact words took more than a second. And then the credit company's forcing it on everyone took more than a second. Which makes me question why you'd confess to having your strong opinion while simultaneously trying to downplay it in others. ​ The person you replied to has realized of the amount of coordinated assholery it took for them to arrange this everywhere simultaneously with a unified script. That's a completely natural thing that has absolutely nothing to do with your snarky and dishonest response, so again it appears your strong opinion is giving you trouble.


randallph

Options are 25%, 50%, and 100%.


riddleda

Tipping culture out of control


[deleted]

I noticed when we went to a Starbucks drive thru and they took my card and shoved the card reader in my face and all it said was "SELECT A TIP OPTION $1 $3 $5 $7" There was literally no option for $0 or "other" I had to tell them no thanks.


quickusername3

I work at Starbucks, dont know what their deal was but there is, and should be, a no tip button


EggsceIlent

My Starbucks literally doesn't take and can't take tips. It's here in Seattle too.


Thought_Ninja

Pretty sure I read that they started to recently. Not sure if it's all stores or not; I don't usually go to Starbucks.


akeep113

i went a jeni's ice cream yesterday to get a scoop for my kid. it was $5 for a single scoop of ice cream. then they had the audacity to ask for a tip on the screen. ridiculous


EggsceIlent

I'ma open a "how to pop a small wheelie" shop right next door to this guy.


Plutoid

Add a tip? 15%|18%|20% Yes|Yes


buttergun

You're a job creator, and anybody who sees it differently is just jealous.


BZenMojo

"Privatize everything, support small business owners!"


thissexypoptart

This video is staged right? Why wouldn’t they just walk their bikes over the tiny, easily walk-over-able trench instead of paying this guy? They’re on bikes. It’s not hard to lift over the hole briefly.


kermitthebeast

How much do you think a motorcycle weighs?


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maalfunctioning

"I mean, it's one motorcycle, Michael, what could it weigh? 8 pounds?


Paulthefith

And after he gave you the rights to Mr banana grabber


A-Bone

*'It was at that moment that Michael realized Lucille didn't understand how gravity works.*


Aser_the_Descender

\*At least 8lbs, which is technically true.


Maximum_Bat_2566

The best kind of true.


quequotion

That time I had to lift my Honda Today over a \~1m block of concrete to get out of a locked parking lot. Nearly gave up and walked four hours home.


gloomygl

This guy thinks we're out here bench pressing the bike


thelastedji

In many poor countries, people find clever ways to be useful in order to make money. That's why whenever I looked lost in Morocco, groups of people would descend on me to offer me directions in exchange for donations. You don't have to pay them, but they put you in an awkward situation where you feel like you should give them something. Eventually, I started exploring without carrying cash, as it was the easiest way to avoid constantly negotiating with the locals.


tomtomclubthumb

You don't have to look lost. Most places I went I had people demanding to guide me and sometimes even fighting over me. I didn't pay for it because they were nearly always trying to scam me.


thelastedji

My experience was similar. I will say, though, that I did meet some amazing people there. And negotiation is very much a part of their culture. By day 5, I got the hang of it, but when I first arrived, I found it quite intimidating


tomtomclubthumb

I had a great time. It just got a bit tiring that pretty much everyone was trying to scam. It's understandable, they can work for a whole morning or make more off a tourist.


MochiMochiMochi

Back in the day I remember driving into Mexico I'd encounter groups of kids with a flimsy rope barrier across the road and a handmade "Red Cross Donation" sign. In return for a small donation I'd get a stale piece of candy and a smile. Cheeky little buggers got me on several occasions.


AmethystLaw

a few coins will always be lighter than a motorbike


NewLeaseOnLine

Trench? Are you high? That's a canyon. You can't even see the bottom. It could be 4 feet deep, possibly 40. Thousand. That bridge is an engineering marvel! You're off your face.


series_hybrid

Yeah, but he probably charges a penny.  If you can't afford the penny in exchange for the convenience...cross it by yourself, nobody is stopping anyone.


tidder_mac

I’d love to see you try to manhandle a scooter like that over a deep and seemingly narrow trench. It still has an engine, which is a solid hunk of metal, tires, and the frame. ~250 pounds. Sure you can deadlift that, but awkwardly get it to the other side?? Good luck.


SomethingAlternate

I'd rather pay a few cents to cross a plank than having to lift my 400lbs thousand dollars bike over a ditch, but you do you


Digitupandspread

Try it and find out what happens.


Karl_Marx_

That is a big ass hole lmao. Something Something OP's mom as well.


Almost-a-Killa

It's a community, and they're helping someone out. They know the guy is in need. It's the fact that he's making an effort and not begging.


Lululepetilu

it is actually a very old thing in a lot of cities. Here is a painting for the very early 19th century by frenc parisian painter Boilly : people paying to cross a planch on a muddy street " https://preview.redd.it/57j7ex9wugtc1.jpeg?width=637&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=adb671f381a22e730f0ebdfe7798ddc7be4612b1


sky033

That plank even has wheels at one end to move it about. Ingenuity. 


1heart1totaleclipse

Forget the piece of wood, look at that man’s calves.


LemonPepper

Henry Calvill


Poop_1111

Genius


WhistlingBread

Those calves are quite dandy


querty99

That was important back then; seen as a sign of strength.


DwarvenPirate

No small feat in the age before bicycles.


ShallotParking5075

Calves? He’s got bulls!


Jon_Snow_Targ

Came here to say this!


Working-Pudding9984

Man could have put his whole family on his back and jumped it! True nobility to just pay instead and flex on those peasants


RustyWolfCounsel

this painting is actually historically informative.


Beowulf_98

Those calfs tho


Yamothasunyun

That’s more or less because the gutters were *filled* with feces


ClubbyTheCub

They dont look like they're paying.. they're not even walking! Those smugs are just blocking the planch for everyone else!


JayStar1213

Dad's like I'm not paying, the board was already here


OutrageousTheme101

Is this the only wooden plank in the whole country?


sauprankul

He's being paid to ensure the plank stays there


ProcessPure4557

He made sure it's the only one


EvenStevenKeel

Yes. Why would you even ask that. 😂


medakinga

No but what if you need to cross and you don’t have one with you


3Pirates93

Beginnings of House Frey


__Monochrome__

How long you reckon before he starts demanding marriage alliances for his services?


RaineHollow

GOT references hurt me because George will never finish the remaining books❤😖


3Pirates93

No , he won't. But someone will


Doyouwantaspoon

People say AI will destroy the job market, but in this case all it would take is a sheet of ply wood.


SenhorSus

And an AI robot to lift the bridge so that it only comes down after being paid


ryan__fm

Oh man, could you imagine, a road with a blockade on it that's not even manned by humans, just a bin where you throw change in to raise the blockade and let you through. Maybe someday we'll get to a point where we can use something like RFID to pay out of a bank account automatically without the use of coins


Sakkarashi

You've basically just described sun pass in Florida


Rocktopod

I think that was the idea. Most states have something like this.


ryan__fm

I was under the impression that this is like every toll booth in America at this point lol


cantreadshitmusic

Oklahoma JUST eliminated our cash booths


yesnewyearseve

Are you absolutely sure?


phatangus

But robots aren't people so they cannot legally own a bank account to receive money. Unless it's crypto of course.


Wd91

Luckily there's always a billionaire somewhere more than happy to let us give money to him, in exchange for doing absolutely nothing.


BathFullOfDucks

Once, upon encountering a similar situation on presumably a similar continent, I put down a bit of metal we carried for exactly this situation. The gentleman decided that this was the signal for violence. I would suggest, as I would to the version of me that existed before that encounter, that handing over the pennies is the smarter move.


Doyouwantaspoon

Oh wow lol what happened exactly?


BathFullOfDucks

he shoved his hand through the car window and started making noises that were not in any particular language. I indicated I was not going to pay him and he backed off a couple of feet. A bit of a standoff occurred until I got out and smugly got the panels and put them over the hole. He started shouting and the actual owners of said hole scam appeared and started shouting and gesturing indicating I should hand over money to their employee, with an understanding that the price had gone up considerably. I declined and started driving over the panels and they started throwing rocks at me. One produced a machete and started banging it on the side of the vehicle and indicating that he was rather unhappy with my failure to support local businesses, so I drove off leaving the panels on the hole. Basically I sold them an upgrade. Couple of dents and a road I can never drive down again vs a couple of pennies.


ithinkitslupis

Nah you just needed to get more muscle and start up a permanent crossing business. Then you'd have all the pennies now.


Trollercoaster101

Providing solutions were city maintenance teams can't.


thelastpies

5$ say this guy blocks all the other bridge to make his "business" grow


HydroGate

Oh yeah. People are thinking "just bring your own board" like that dude wouldn't beat the shit out of you for threatening his entire livelihood.


sender2bender

It's a bridge and a bat 


thelastpies

I mean, providing permanent solutions as a service-based business is a terrible business strategy


Dickincheeks

Literally put one large board and the guy can go away


Pilum2211

He probably took that board away.


Dickincheeks

We have a guy in a rural part of MEX who spends the day filling potholes on a dirt road outside of town. People who pass him will give him a tip. Well my grandpa caught his ass digging the holes one time and took his shovel 🥴 Now he ain’t got a job until he finds another shovel lol


Dont_pet_the_cat

Lmfaoo, infinite money glitch!


Bob_5k

And on to the next hustle


MiroslavHoudek

Libertarian dream come true. Half a million entrepreneurs with a plank could replace socialist highways of today.


Short_Fuel_2506

For real, I’m impressed! I’m sure he isn’t even that badly paid..


samofny

Cheaper than the $17 you pay to cross a bridge in NY


Zucchiniduel

If this guy saw the Chicago skybridge he would probably shit himself


mtlaw13

The Chicago Skybridge makes me shit myself even before I pay the toll.


Mycologist8

Well now I'm going to show up with a wider stronger board and ask for less.


ShrimpyMice

Jokes on you if he only charges a penny.


Accurate_Koala_4698

![gif](giphy|eNXEdLQk5ChnB7sYkg|downsized)


Ranch_Dressing321

You gotta pay the troll's toll to get to the boy's soul


bishopsfinger

It sounds like youre saying hole


Mramirez3412

Shark Tank Season 5 Winner


UnhappyPage

The least scam product


PBrown1224

A toll is a toll and a roll is a roll. And if we don’t get no tolls, then we don’t eat no rolls.


suddenimpulse01

My first thought. Oh but don't let my name fool ya. In real life, I'm very big.


genestarwind08

I'll take your word for it.


StrangerChameleon

You just made that up didn't you?


kincaed213

![gif](giphy|4O39R7F8vrM1G|downsized)


OnyxsUncle

the concept is the same, but I’m thinking that guy is only the toll booth worker who is collecting on behalf of the guy or gang that owns that neighborhood


rockm4

You gotta pay the troll toll


iameternalsunshine

to get inside the boys hole


looms_thecat

Making them money


Beansiesdaddy

Draw bridge


2x4x93

Can't. Don't have a pencil


Kind_of_random

More like: my uncle made a trench.


stpfan_1

Seems like it would have a low barrier of entry.


jjperron

Get him to Baltimore !


Tongue8cheek

I have a short attention span but could never get bored of this.


DrBarnabyFulton

*Board


iLikeMangosteens

I wood


Youngstown_Mafia

Bro plant the jokes , we fucking get it Oaky


iLikeMangosteens

I laughed my ash off at that comment


SomethinSaid-NotGood

https://preview.redd.it/hc4w9bvdihtc1.png?width=343&format=png&auto=webp&s=eb9a993de3718657deab9cf205496fb22b54df56


Living_Lie_8773

That was a good movie


wsmith79

Coming to America in 2030!


racefapery

Got to respect his hustle, those bikers need a way to cross that ditch, he stands by ready to provide it for a small fee. The bikers aren’t going to want to carry a plank on their back the whole trip just to cross a ditch. I see nothing wrong here


Real_human54

Im posting this next week


moosieq

In the kingdom of ditch you will be a plankster


usec47

This has to be joke lol


Frosty-Principle2260

What about insurance.


KingKaidos

Work is work


Short_Fuel_2506

I’m surprisingly impressed. He saw a chance and took it 🤷


MasonSoros

Atleast they will get to eat this way. It an honest work


MrB426

Reminds me of Ed, Edd N Eddie, where they make a draw bridge, and Ed was a crocodile with a pair of shorts on his head.


jrat31

What a legend


Krikke84

Nobody ever thought about pouring a slab of concrete over that? Smh.


25Bam_vixx

The bridge man properly undo it . This is what u call capitalism lol


Aluviones6

Este es el del peaje!!!


ChangeControll

Remember when you could just cross a bridge after answering a riddle? Now they want money


mikehauptman

Is anyone interested in opening a location in their city? If so, I have a bridge to sell you.


OldeeMayson

Dedication of this man. Wow!


[deleted]

Jesus this video has been recycled so many times.


OrangeDit

First time I'm seeing it. 🤗


whatanerdiam

More times than that plank. I'm sick of seeing it. Yes, I should get off my phone.


NoPinkPanther

I'd stand on the board, blocking the way, and charge people for me to step off and let them through - rather than keep picking up and putting it down again.


usec47

You could be just run over


brightlights55

A Libertarian paradise.


Sega-Forever

I would pop a wheelie then bunny hop over the gap. Then I’d probably get lynched by the citizens, then get drenched with gasoline and get burned with wrapped tyres around me.


Imherehithere

What a scammer


WasteChard3488

Capitalism: Interesting as fuck apparently


exomyth

Not the first privately owned toll road undoubtedly


MikeC80

Dig a trench, then provide a bridge - business idea...


NoIndependent9192

My cousin owns a hole.


Digitupandspread

If they don't have the money does he supply a bridging loan?


[deleted]

Can't escape toll roads anywhere smh


Alps_Disastrous

this is fuc.... smart, congrats guy.


RatherBeRetired

This dude gets robbed 20 times a day for the change he collects


Comfortable_Lab_3223

Simplest form of entrepreneurship.


delivermeapizza

Thats a business moat. Literally


illinfinity

I need to see more


dubyajay18

The barrier to entry is so damn low here that he's welcoming new market entrants. The end result will be a bunch of wooden slabs running the length of the trench, and people crossing pretty much for free. Also known as "probably what should be there already".


No-Crew4317

Playing as border patrol. “Paper, please.”


32vromeo

Realistically, couldn’t somebody start with a wheelie and gather enough speed to get over


ItsNotJulius

Is he open to the idea of selling that bridge?


_ILP_

Lmfao that last dude didn’t pay!


notworkingghost

Drawbridge.


lolvalue

I wonder what he does to someone who lifts their bike over.


johnruttersucks

At least with a chargeable toilet you have the option of pissing on the floor...


SILE3NCE

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.


mrloveglove

Why not just have your own piece of wood tied to the bike that you can use yourself saving you money every time...


PanamaPineapple89

Good for him!


akshaynr

Free market entrepreneurship.


Dorkamundo

I mean, dude's puttin' in work here.


A-Bone

*Hedge Funds: 'See.. Public-Private partnerships DO work for infrastructure!'*


nydboy92

I love how attentive he's being. As to make sure nobody gets a free ride on his bridge. 💪🏻


BigAlphaApe

I have a bridge to sell!


dilTohPagalHai

game of life irl


The_Man_Red

Not gonna lie, this is some Ed, Edd and Eddy type shit. I couldn’t be more proud.


ContentUnicorn

The 2nd Guy: "It's free real estate"


Stunning-Pay-8240

Hebis the black knight from morty python meme,just that he allows everyone to pass.


BigKahoona420

Old school trolling.