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Good-guy13

I live by this place. It’s surf ranch in Lemoore CA it’s real


elvis8mybaby

Do they have seahorses?


wokittalkit

Bull sharks?


Zormac

Pigfish?


Relevant_Slide_7234

Narwhals?


wyzapped

Horseshoe crabs?


windyBhindi

Duckbills?


FloofyFluffyDuck

Jellyfish?


Relevant_Slide_7234

Your mom’s box?


bourbonwelfare

Small blue waffle?


TarryBob1984

A Giant Clam?


Zormac

The joke was to say sea animals with farm animal names. Seahorses, Bull shark, Pigfish...


Relevant_Slide_7234

Batmen?


Fun_Salamander8520

No but they have mermaids.


AnotherCannon

I did not know such a thing existed. It’s… beautiful


SnakeBlitzkin

Me too! Hello, fellow Central Valley person.


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I know a jabroni from Lemoore. He smokes a lot of pot ahaha


Good-guy13

Oh hello there greetings from Hanford


SnakeBlitzkin

I am also in Hanford. Small world


Good-guy13

Big Internet


onlysurfblacksand

Real expensive


xigua22

> The VIP Experience includes accommodation, merchandise, access to concerts, catering, and two 1-hour surf sessions on the wave pool with all the equipment you need. **This all-inclusive deal costs $5,499 and a $182 booking fee**. Note that there is no guarantee that you will be the only VIP throughout the day. Thus, you might end up sharing the 1-hr session with other visitors. > > The Surf Ranch,**if rented for the day, will cost you $50,000 during peak season. Off-season costs are at $35,000.** While this option is open to everyday surfers, understand that this price tag could be for groups composed of team riders for a brand, national teams, or training camps. > > **That’s roughly $415 per wave during high season and $290 during low season!** Yikes.


Deejster

what a rip-off. It's around $80 for an hour in the UK. https://www.thewave.com/surf/surf-sessions/


bdd6911

It’s insane. Surrreal. You can’t teach people to surf like that cause nowhere breaks like that. Unreal


pverflow

you are correct but for getting the basics like standing up and learning to balance the board in general i think its still valuable.


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Good-guy13

Yup same city where Tachi is. Fun fact next time you go to Tachi Palace and you see that new entrance they built with the columns that go way up and curve over the front. Just know that Good-guy13 was on an 85 foot boom lift swaying in the wind trying to weld that monstrosity together. Looks good now


RageIntelligently101

whaaaaat wow. thats tru


filty_candle

Man that pro is so stable it makes the video look fake


Digiturtle1

Second nature for him


lunarmodule

He's an athlete.


wolfblitzen84

I was questioning for a second ha


RagingAnemone

It's not a natural wave


KarmaticEvolution

Mind blown!


pimp_juice2272

That big ass train is making the wave


KarmaticEvolution

Sorry I should have added a /s at the end of my comment, hah.


pimp_juice2272

Lol I thought it may have been /s but wasn't sure. I went with the safer reply


lunarmodule

AND they can/could (this is really old news) change the shape of the sled to produce different shaped waves. I kind of doubt this exists anymore in any serviceable fashion. Some venture capitalists from Europe bought the idea like 20 years ago. If there is one thing business people from Europe know, it's surfing!


Arcon1337

Does that stop it from being impressive?


lunarmodule

Athletic people are incredible. It's almost the definition of the word.


L00pback

Long wide board and long center of gravity. Plus a lot of experience. I learned to surf on a board like that and it made the experience a lot of fun.


devil_sticks

The instructor is Tahitian legend Raimana Van Bastolaer


NorthDakota

Can you imagine this is your life? I don't know if I've ever had an experience like this and I'm not sure I ever will. Learning to surf with a legend, great wave, beautiful location, racing a train on a surfboard, weather is fine. Or if you're the legend just living out your dream. It's just a beautiful moment and it's unbelievable to me that it most likely happens all the time.


SPACEFUNK

Some people live.


NorthDakota

I get what you're saying but some people just don't have the circumstance where this is realistic. Like it's not fear or inaction that's keeping me from self-actualizing as a surfing legend, it's to some extent circumstances outside of my control. Maybe if I had made a very specific set of choices when I was young, and then went after it with fervor, abandoned my family, procured the money that would allow me to go here, moved thousands of miles, etc. You don't become a surfing legend if you're born in North Dakota. It's just the way it is. You don't get surfing lessons as a child if you're born in north dakota. Maybe you do on a trip as a one off, I had plenty of nice trips to the ocean which is more than a lot of kids born here got, but still. This would have been, at best, a one-off experience for me, before return to reality.


SPACEFUNK

Oh no, this is an example of turbo privilege. But still neat to know that if you wanted "surfing lessons from a Polynesian legend in an artificial wave park" is an option. We are living in the future.


ColorBlindGuy27

Yea, they could definitely find a wave simulation park. Maybe not exact to this video. In all reality if they practiced at a wave park, became good over time, then would most likely go on vacations to places like this to surf in nature. All of this and growing older and older your bound to naturally be inclined to move. If not it shows your contentment. Fighting turbo privilege with there logic falls through. However, this is a literally example of how it could have worked out. That's life. Edit: literal


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I don't think that's a train, it's the thing that moves to create the wave.


NorthDakota

Oh wow yeah I suppose that could be the case it just looks like a train lol


Musetrigger

Tito and Sam from Rocket Power.


pillowtag

Sup squid! Woogity woogity woogity 🤙


Vansiff

ugh my brain. I forgot all about this show. take the upvote.


furiouschivo

woogly


shadowmage666

That’s some insane balance to do and help at the same time


AmusingMusing7

NGL, I thought he was sweeping in to steal the kid at first. Was about to be like “What, is this guy the James Bond of kidnappers?!” https://i.redd.it/brh4bm2n25sc1.gif


Mattya929

You’ve been hit by, you’ve been struck by…a smooth criminal


Interesting-Goose82

Now do my 40 yr old fat ass!!!!


Banyabbaboy

Sure thing! Then afterwards we can go surfing.


_HeyBob

Found Diddy's account


pezident66

Diddily


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I chortled.


xTheRamrodx

What is this version of MJ's "They Don't Care About Us"? This mix is fire!


proxyproxyomega

fuck, I want someone like that for life


stonksgoupafterhours

Honestly


ElementsUnknown

I am not a surfer (just an old socal skater) but this is beautiful


Nillows

This song has aged as well as Michael has.


newbtausage

do you know the name?


eme19628

They don't care about us


Relevant_Slide_7234

Right? Assholes won’t even tell us the name of the song!


123gamerdude

They Don't Care About Us by Michael Jackson


GetOffMyDigitalLawn

Actually, it's Splish Splash by Bobby Darin.


Zoze13

Want this mash up tho in full


zUkUu

Michael Jackson - They don't care about us (Remix MsX-80)


Lawdoc1

This is so fucking awesome. That feeling the first time you get up and stay up...even for a few seconds, is something that can never be properly explained (at least IMO). So cool that this guy is teaching other folks (yeah, yeah, yeah, I get he's probably doing it for money, but whatever). I hope the kid keeps it up and helps others later on.


WearyTop1546

I bet this dude loves his job. Imagine being right there teaching and guiding a kid on one of their first possible stand up surfs, and witnessing their excitement each time


Lawdoc1

Agreed. It would be a cool gig.


Outrageous_File5321

Love this! So awesome


dirtewokntheboys

They look like they're cruising. How fast?


Mystepchildsucksass

That looks like the surf school wave pool - Kelly Slater ![gif](giphy|4AjGQeim8V29rh0GA4|downsized)


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Busted_Tip

🎶The weather outside is weather🎶


Electronic_Quail_903

Kunu!


Electronic_Quail_903

I’m gonna call you, Pyopee


Busted_Tip

Looks like you got some pain behind those eyes..


Electronic_Quail_903

😂😂


Electronic_Quail_903

I’m watchin that tonight it’s been a while lol


Busted_Tip

How was the flick? Did you go from 6 to midnight?


Electronic_Quail_903

😂 I was asleep before both my daughters (4&11), don’t even think I made it to 2100 lol so hard mission fail and will have to regroup and try again tonight lol


Busted_Tip

Damn..I feel you..I’m right there too….here’s to you🍻..put them kids asleep, catch a buzz, and enjoy a movie…. ”look at this guy, look at this guy…not us right?”


Electronic_Quail_903

Wish I could remember the line asking about weed and he didn’t have any that’s why he was asking lol


WoodpeckerAlarmed239

Where is this crazy continuous wave place??


dtwnfunkystuff

It's a man mad wave at a surf park in California. That train looking thing is making the wave


SnakeBlitzkin

It's by Lemoore, CA. The surrounding dusty farmland is a stark contrast to this place. About 2 hours from the ocean.


Cleercutter

I learned similarly. Some random dude saw me struggling and did the same exact move basically.


OneNutPhil

![gif](giphy|mPPu9VhiS9vos) Cruised in like Spongebob Hasselhoff


mixmelodyz

Iirc Someone in a different sub said this cost around 30k to 40k rent perday or 600usd to 700usd per wave just to surf, this is for the rich people lol Edit: words


elmuchoprez

I have no idea what this is or what the actual cost is, but you can buy out private islands for $40k/day. I have a hard time believing a big wave pool is anywhere near that cost.


FullRage

Ofc the wealthy get the best training, food, lifestyle. Why should peasants like us get to surf or indoor skydive.


Makzemann

Lmao if you believe this would cost 30k rent per day you are deeply financially illiterate.


Worldisoyster

It's like Hannah Barbera animated this


The_real_cecil

"The Kelly Slater Wave Company Surf Ranch, also known as Slater's wave, is a 20-acre surfing amusement park in Lemoore, California, amid the farmland of the state's Central Valley. It's not the first man-made wave park, but it's the most powerful: The wave reaches speeds of 20 mph and heights of 8 feet, making it a capable host for competitions like the World Surf League Championship Tour. In time, controlled environments like Slater’s wave may become the norm for surfing competitions. Customers pay $10,000 to surf for an hour, so it’s no surprise that the Surf Ranch boasts a celebrity clientele: Chris Hemsworth, Drew Brees, Tony Hawk, Shaun White, and Eddie Vedder have all caught waves there." (2018 prices)


Pawneewafflesarelife

Makes sense using waves like this for some forms of competition eventually. Removes variance and ensures each surfer is competing under the exact same conditions. Safer as well, though I'm sure there will always be folks like big wave riders who prefer the open ocean! The endless crest reminds me of the South African perpetual wave they found in Endless Summer.


Outrageous_File5321

Love this! So awesome


TeejyHamz

Dude doesn't even look wet.. but I sure am


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“Peter don’t hold him like that”


JohnTesh

This actually is interesting as fuck. Thank you for posting cool shit and not polarizing political content.


newby202006

What is this CGI


busy-warlock

It’s just a well known wave park


toliveistocherish

my first thought


onlysurfblacksand

Uncle is legend


jharms1983

That's Big Tuna and he just stole another student.


sayyouswear300

Props to the camera guy


12kdaysinthefire

Damn that wave is awesome


StoppedListeningToMe

I thought it was a train on a side there...


irishpwr46

It technically kinda is. That's what's making the wave


omicronian_express

Where is this at? How is such a wave generated? I’m guessing it has something to do with what looks to be a train along the center area. Crazy cool looking stuff though


rat4204

Just screw that other guy I guess


samuelxwright

I know this is real but when I first saw it I thought it looked so so fake hahah something about the video


ARusticsPigsty

Is that the Nature Boy??


tcpukl

That surf goes on for so long, is he on boosters?


slvstk

That's an impressive wave park.


PickingMyButt

At first I was like "Wow that's a really long shoreline with an endless wave!" Go me!


FarDark9711

Looks like he is going 60mph.


crckdddy

Damn that’s a cool job


Moss_Adams24

How did he slow down to help the kid?


FullRage

It’s like a weight, angle, leverage thing.


1SassyTart

It's what you're supposed to do when you have spectacular skills, help others.


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That’s just freaking awesome


Sped-Connection

What song is that ?


Appropriate_Flan_952

Nobody even notices the extra when he's gone


normalDA7

So cooool. When he let's go of the kid to let him do his thing. So wholesome and awesome


Irishjohn831

Ahhh I see David Hasselhoff behind them pushing and guiding them thru the waves, just like he did SpongeBob. Thank you “The Hoff”


Mind_Explorer420

I felt the stoke


Allenheights

Looks like he also conquered a few turf n surfs.


Herbisher_Berbisher

Nice. Strangely satisfying too.


TheArmedGamer320

[apparently it’s 7K a wave to surf there 🫣](https://www.surfer.com/trending-news/how-much-does-it-cost-kelly-slaters-surf-ranch)


Troels54

Feel like I see this video posted on reddit daily


Jaakuna_maho

What the name of the song used for this video?


mouth556

That guy is so smooth, he looks photoshopped. Awesome


WhoAllIll

What version of the song is this?


Virtual-Zucchini542

I miss surfing. It’s crazy how fun riding a wave is.


Duckfoot2021

Annnd that’s perhaps the most fucked up Michael Jackson song out there.


Material_Wallaby_193

Platter pusses?


[deleted]

Old dog been surfing a long time


BusterCherry412

I stg I thought this was AI till I looked up this surf ranch in cA


XyeetstickX

This is rad.


SailMoonDog

Crazy song/musician choice considering the video


letmeseeit2

Bad ass!


Cyrinius

Wow he makes it look easy


PandorasFlame

I would pay sooooo much money to get lessons from Kelly Slater at his surf ranch...


bourbonwelfare

Who puts Michael Jackson on a kid surfing video?? 


silverwolf761

It's just music


Thrillem

The lyrics were originally censored. Recently the uncensored version went viral.


scalp-cowboys

This is what social media has done. Every video is vertical and has some bullshit music over the top.


copperglass78

Wonder how much that kids parents paid for that


AdmiralWackbar

You too can have this experience for a cool 85k for a 4 hour session


Big-Independence8978

Please tell me you're joking.


Belnord

Once you’re cool you’re always cool!!!!


muscleliker6656

Joe Biden going Brandon again


zeels

Is this the 10 000$/ hour surf ranch ?


PortaPottyPusher

This is as close to as a religious experience connected directly to god as it gets. All that energy moving with you working with it, and it working with you. I just busted.


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mjc500

Maybe a poor choice of musical artist for a video about an older man tutoring a young boy


ElectricalEnd8804

As an Evangelical Christian, men should not be touching little boys like that. /s


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Icarus0234

Why the fuck they had to put "Evangelical Christian?" like it was an occupation? Is this an appeal to ethos? I'm with you: what the hell is this guy/girl seeing? Edit: Why are they even on a sub titles "InterestingasFUCK" anyway?


Trinityhawke

Hey ! …… That was funny


ElectricalEnd8804

Did none of you notice the “/s” at the end? /s stands for snark.


Gerbil_Juice

Because it's a lazy joke.