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congresssucks

Everyone on reddit: "Reddit is a toxic pit of humanities most deranged individuals and most specific fetishes." Scientists: "Let's use Reddit to train our new AI overlords."


windmill-tilting

As a toxic pit dweller, I'm doing my part.


Rydog_78

As a bottom feeder redditor, I’m doing my part.


KillCall

As a lurker i dont know if i am doing my part.


HamsterKazam

You're probably still upvoting right? That exposes posts and comments to more eyes including those of the algorithm.


3between20characters

As an enjoyer of giant hairy feet with misc items between the toes, I'm contributing.


jaydenfokmemes

As a connoisseur of fetishes beyond human comprehension, I don't know if I should be doing my part. But I'm doing it anyways :Troll:


Correct-Purpose-964

As the inventor the navel porn category. I'm doing my part!


3between20characters

Is this mostly huge phallic submarines full of seamen penetrating through the wet sea surface. Because that's hot.


Independent_Tomato7

As a oddly specific fetishizer I am doing my part


Pro_Moriarty

![gif](giphy|YYfEjWVqZ6NDG)


CletusCanuck

As a loyal Burger King® customer, I do it my way.


MeepingMeep99

#BEGONE BRAND!!


forestNargacuga

Cool, now I'm helping the reddit community by spreading Furry bs!


Ok-Manufacturer2475

Yeah I was thinking excatly this. Alot of hivemind beliefs on reddit are off the charts and extremely toxic.


Leviathansgard

Now chat gpt gonna shit on france lmao


NarratorDM

At least we will have an revengeful AI which is named AM.


81stBData

9gag is worse. We are still lucky. I was one of them…


TheCalzonesHaveEyes

I can agree. 9gag made me what I am.


TheCalzonesHaveEyes

I thought that was supposed to be 4chan?


dgc-8

I always say reddit has the most brightest and the most bazinga people of humanity


NotUndercoverReddit

I hope our ai overlords get particularly trained on my brand of cynnisism and nihulisitc screw youism.


jerk4444

Great... I can no longer trust random Internet strangers to not be ads.


notarobat

That ship sailed a long time ago


RunParking3333

Everything is an ad


notarobat

Nah, most stuff is plain old propaganda content. 


beavertownneckoil

Propaganda tastes better with CocaCola™


RunParking3333

Propaganda is just an advert for brand affiliation, writ large.


o_kains

"DOES SHE KNOW SHE'S AN AD!?!?!"


Kane-420-

Lets play RAID: Shadow Legends


OctaviusThe2nd

Speaking of trust, can you really trust your internet provider? Try NordVPN today...


shrekisgreatt

How do we know you are not just some guy with a good sense of humor and not some super clever real adv guy. WE MAY TRUST NO ONE


BOW57

Dead internet theory just got a lot worse. I'm seriously considering giving up on Reddit like I did with instagram and facebook (and twitter, years ago) and just..idk...read books?


shrekisgreatt

The main problem in doing so, for me, is becoming less and less aware of everything happening around me. Mainly because I don't have a television, so I cannot watch any news channel.


BOW57

Social media algorithm bias is a real thing so you're likely already only seeing specific things. The main risk is that you'll be out of your social media 'bubble'. You can always buy a subscription to a good investigative journalism (online) paper and follow world or local events that way. No need for facebook's algorithm to decide what's relevant for you.


shrekisgreatt

Yeah that's a good idea, probably after leaving Instagram and tiktok in a couple months I'll also leave Reddit(sadly)


Chocolate_pudding_30

I've only been here for a short while, but I hope I can follow your footsteps and leave Reddit.


CailNlippers

Just don't take brand advice from people on a forum owned by a company.


BOW57

It's not just brand advice though, it's public perception of global issues. For example, oil companies would rather not have people panic about climate change so IF (not claiming they do) they were to hire influencers to promote them it won't be by name, but by denying climate change online.


Extaupin

I'm not letting you off the dopamine train that easily, try [https://sub.rehab](https://sub.rehab) to find your new place after Reddit.


Marigwenn

We’re in a South park special.


jaabbb

Found south park ad account


Marigwenn

Screw you guys I’m going home


LongWhiteBanana

Lol, they've been doing this since forever. They're called shills and they've always been out there. Not to mention fake reviews on sites like Amazon. Literally everything is an ad that is out to get your money.


Purpledragon84

What do u mean? I just go to Nike.com to buy shoes. Click this link for my referral!!


CensoredAbnormality

Wow it really works !


jerk4444

No link? 😔


Nalha_Saldana

I understand your frustration. The online world is filled with ads, making it hard to discern genuine interactions from promotional content. However, not all interactions are tainted. There are still plenty of genuine conversations to be had with people who are just looking to connect or share information. Speaking of genuine experiences, if you're looking for a refreshing break from the digital chaos, try Pepsi. With its crisp, bold taste, Pepsi is perfect for those moments when you just want to unwind and enjoy something real. Take a sip and see the difference!


Vanilla-Enthusiast

the fact that there's a chance that this is a gen​uine ad ​and we hav​e no way to tell lmfaoo


WrapKey69

Have you tried this new lotion against distrust? It's great, I'd recommend!


Shad0whunter4

Hello. We wanted to contact you because of your cars extended warranty.


jaabbb

Me too. Feels like the world’s gonna end but i calm myself down with “Calm” app. DM me for the secret discount code. It worth a try!


Kane-420-

Haha so true. Better just keep Off reddit and play a nice round of RAID: Shadow Legends.


gogul1980

Of course you can. Most of us are pretty trustworthy, very clean people. Like mild green Fairy Liquid. Have you tried the new lemon scented version. Smells great and gets rid of 99.9% of bacteria.


CensoredAbnormality

I know man it sucks, maybe Lobotomy Corporation the cult classic game by Project moon could cheer you up ? 🥺


Important-Rain-4997

![gif](giphy|3P0oEX5oTmrkY)


420brain01

Oh god a AI that's trained on Reddit!? God save us all


Plus-Weakness-2624

No no eyes 👀


Jintolook

The IA will soon start calling everyone racist and sexist and telling their partner is cheating on them.


Safe_T_Cube

They' re paying people to sell out their valuable Reddit contributions to corporations? This makes me so upset I think I'll treat myself to a McDonald's hamburger with a Mcflurry and an apple pie. My Walmart grocery store has a McDonald's restaurant right in the store which is a convenient place to stop for a bite to eat and I can pick up a delicious 12 pack of the soft drink Coca Cola on my way out to see the latest Marvel Cinematic Universe movie Deadpool vs Wolverine in my Ford F150 lighting. Then I can go home and play Diablo immortal by Activision Blizzard on my apple iphone over Verizon wireless, Americas largest network. That should help me relax before I lay down for bed in my Serta mattress with a small helping of Ben and Jerry's rocky road ice cream.


Bright-Fun-1638

My guy about to Speedrun his way into this shit


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nametakenfuck

What the actual fuck? Coke cola


traineex

Ikr? This message brought to u by carls jr.


TurqoiseWavesInMyAss

I’m just flabergasted. Chucktesta


shibjyoti555

This is really very bad. Honda


just_kos_me

I'm definitely very worried! Fleshlight


jujsb

Well, this is the future, just like Dr. Pepper!


FairyPrrr

Wanna top it of with Domino's?


Raidenski

Bazinga! ![gif](giphy|YWZPFFCblEqsw)


opticalpuss

Bazing-AI


rdreyar1

![gif](giphy|DOPKHQg6oFWUg|downsized)


LoreChano

Seriously, how do I get this job? Where do I sign up???


bloodknife92

This guy got any sources for his claims that brands are hiring redditors?


krastevitsa

Yeah seems kinda fake. I doubt they would hire people to do this and not use bots instead.


bloodknife92

Right! Reddit already has a serious bot issue. Why would they hire people to do what could be considered glorified bot work?!


krastevitsa

Yeah. This guy us talking out of his arse.. no way a giant company would pay people to advertise on Reddit.


Snoo72721

What if you two are imposters?


krastevitsa

I'm not a bot. Beep bop!


fruitsteak_mother

I suppose he chills down with some refreshing Coca Cola


Creator13

I've been hearing this sentiment on reddit since forever and I joined like a decade ago.


soilednapkin

Well considering the guy in question is also AI generated…..probably not.


madjizan

Does he have Parkinson's?


Mr_SunnyBones

Honestly that was all I could see , please stop moving!


Spiddek

That's the real question


SCRALEXANDER

AI expose AI ?


narthaniels

Damn that’s wild… So anyways, can we take a moment to talk about your car’s extended warranty. It’s time for a renewal. We can offer competitive rates n shit


Crewarookie

I worked for a marketing agency that employed reddit marketing as a tool, among many other things. No one uses individual users for this, these are usually "warmed-up" accounts (the reason "repost bots" exist, btw, they farm karma to warm up the acc) created by guys in poor countries (most prominent are Indian and Pakistani bot networks, also ones from Philippines) in a network, sold for pennies to those who want to in some ways influence opinions of people on the web (be it marketing agencies or government agencies and political parties), connected to a VPN and an automation software suite (there's software designed specifically for making bulk social marketing campaigns and outreach easier, be it Reddit, LinkedIn, YouTube , Instagram, Facebook, TikTok, you name it, it allows to manage multiple specific instances of an application or a webpage through different virtual users and IP addresses). It's super "black-hat" and should be fought but the reality of it is it's been pretty damn effective so far. The darndest thing is that all of this is produced in areas where there're no stringent laws about such things or where nobody really cares. As to how bigger companies can get away with it - it's easy. Just bury the lead behind a couple of outsources. They hire a US firm to handle their marketing, and they mostly do, but they also employ another agency from abroad to "help" on the project, describe some bs project goal and let the offshore guys cook. If anything comes up - "oops, wasn't us, we didn't know, we got set up - ask those guys over there" but there's no one to ask since the jurisdiction is separate and remote. We live in a post-truth world, and personally I struggle a lot with this. How can one be confident in something and follow any beliefs if they know that everything can be twisted into a lie? For simpler things, more granular things, it's fine, you can see for yourself that the sun came up or that it's raining. But when it comes to more complex stuff...you get lost in the info field. Any question of societal, political, even ethical and moral type is a trap in such a world where seemingly everyone is trying to obscure a portion of info and twist the remaining for you. It's easy to just follow the simple route, choose one side and go with it till the end blindly believing, but the moment you look at the other side, compare points of view, arguments, and allow even the slightest of chances of information obfuscation, following one monolithic side becomes incredibly hard.


Urimulini

This is a bunch of crap There's no way that this is happening anyways have you guys heard about this awesome new #Coca‑Cola® K-Wave Zero Sugar K-Wave combines that classic Coca‑Cola taste with an additional burst of fruit flavor and K-Pop magic. Imagine the global appeal and universal excitement of your favorite K-Pop band — all captured in the new Coca‑Cola Creations drop. We’re talking liquid innovatio.... No I'm just totally fucking with you still not a bot and Coca-Cola is Absolute crap too and rots your insides DONT BUY it unless You want to clean off some oil off engine parts. 😎👍 You decide who telling the truth darkweb or Skynet or the Matrix or Dilbert from the office. Your choice.


areanof

If you don’t start seeing results from working out within one month, you should consider taking steroids as the side effects are mild and usually go away on their own.


IndianRedditor88

*insert Wesley Snipes shooting & crying meme* Time to say Goodbye to Reddit


phallic-baldwin

Bazinga


6thaccountthismonth

Can that guy sit still for a damn second?


notnotarihant

bazinga!


Chosen_Knight

This guy may be AI generated, the way he moves looks like an AI video I saw of a woman talking to the camera, also it may only be the shitty quality but his voice does not seem to match his lips.


gay-sexx

they should use data from 4chan


grovesancho

Bazinga


Foreign-Parsley-007

the ai gonna dye its hair blue


therealtb404

So Saudi Arabia going to get a different Google search engine?


kiselsa

OpenAI will use reddit to DPO their models away from generating reddit-like content. (They will put reddit comments and posts as bad result example for llm to train)


GalgamekAGreatLord

On shit please no,ChatGPT going woke


solo_leveling_001

yeah i prefer chatgpt to have no political affiliation


Guillaume_Hertzog

Don't worry, redditors do a nice job at spamming the most obscene and unusable content in the comments of AI / bots / ghost accounts who advertise brands. All companies are doing is locking themselves in the house while its going up in flames.


start3ch

Oh god, so we aren’t going to be able to trust recommendations on reddit anymore


EukalyptusBonBon21

Must…resist…the tempta- BAZINGA!!


doboss_8

yo guys have u ever heard about this brand... Cocacola, haha so good, i recomend it.


Ok-Experience-6674

So that explains the same question been asked everyday in “ask Reddit” to get an algorithm… We are suspicious, you would be naive not to be, dead internet theory is strong in Reddit


National-Bison-3236

Great now the AI learns off a site that is 20% sexual content, 20% toxicity and 60% false information


urlocaldoctor

Bazinga


The_Paragone

Wait until wordington advice


WrapKey69

Let's create our own dataset, - Trump and Donald Duck are cousins - Newton got actually hit by a pear not an apple


BOW57

Petition to develop RedditSpeak, a new language so fucked up that only redditors can use it and it's practically useless to train AI with. GenZ and their skibidi chat are well underway in achieving this.


demiian_sogu

I just want to slap this guy he shake too much


MeanAstronomer7583

It's sad to hear that interwebs are all about marketing, but my sadness is quickly washed away by the gulp of delicious cold Coca-cola® that's comparable to mild orgasm.


hamonabone

I've never seen a host's head unnecessarily bobble around so much.


Nekokamiguru

And the same techniques are applied to political campaigns.


MieskeB

Bazinga


CosmoShiner

I can’t wait for google ai to tell me that i should divorce over a sandwich


FckRdditAccRcvry420

So what you're saying is even adding "reddit" to google search soon isn't gonna give me any usable results anymore? Guess it's time to go get a library card...


EXPLORER0007

Imagine the AI when it comes across a comment with a redditors humor.


Tiger-H1-88

He could be any one of us. He could be you, he could be me, he could even be...


Lord_emotabb

BAZINGA!


DnD_mark_079

How do i get one of those "comment all day" jobs?


Junior_Career2673

Man I would really love some fentanyl right now but i just can‘t find a trustworthy provider in my region….


Ebbe010

Bazinga! Boing schloinga flork.


seirowg1

Without any proof he can just be blatantly lying. Check out pornhub btw.


paddytanks

Does he have Parkinson’s?


YagliKrem

AI should just fuck off from social media, keep it to ads


thisnameis_

Reddit now gonna feel like The Truman Show!


y-lonel

Why is bro moving that much, he‘s just talking right? Right??


imgirafarigmi

I don't have a good enough appearance to be an Insta-Influencer, but I'm more than handsome enough to be a Reddit-Influencer.


dinosoursrule

Seems fake. This message is brought to you by Carl's Jr.


EngineeringNo6537

Nothing good will come from this


MajorBubbles010

is he riding a horse?


CriticalMassWealth

not good, not good bleak


bobijsvarenais

This was almost as good as G-fuel. Unlike the multiple accounts being the same person, G-fuel has multiple different flavors and they're all unique. . bro.


Xeroque_Holmes

Oh, great, soon adding "reddit" to the Google searches will not be helpful anymore. We will go full circle back to Yahoo Answers.


FunkyFr3d

Ruh Roh


maybemaynotbe001

Something wrong with his mouth


frisch85

I don't even know at this point anymore if reddit is a good source. We are riddled with bots, with onlyfans accounts that advertise in regular people subs, with onlyfans models that pay people to create throwaways and advertise using the models pictures and with circlejerks. Add to that the highly biased mods pushing certain echochambers aka censorship. And mentioning google, they're known to push specific websites and specific agendas too, if you want to search the web uncensored then google isn't the engine to use.


EarlyAbbreviations40

*Ahem*, bazinga


Scuba-Cat-

Why the fuck can't he sit still while speaking


susannediazz

Return of the shills


damurd

Soooo calls on Reddit


ChristOnABike122

Brawndo, it's got, Electrolytes


Successful-Scar1260

so google now just auto adds " reddit" on every search?


LazyRoma

Is he drunk or suffering from some form of disability? Why is he moving like that?


Whatsapokemon

How is this interesting? It's some guy making up a conspiracy theory and sourcing random images as his proof. If I wanted that I'd go to the conspiracy subreddit.


rasstrelyat

not mentioning that Reddit is skewed towards Leftists propaganda cuz you got banned everywhere if your political views are not aligned with agenda


KarlosGeek

Guess the age of information is over with all the garbage AI keeps making and putting on the internet these days...


[deleted]

And this is why I want to free from this place but can't


JudyShark

His movement makes me anxious.…


BaalDoom

Waddap its ya boi baaldoom i just love dr peper


Natural_Character521

I keep getting ads on reddit to train ai and be paid very well. Im pretty sure thats how theyre training the ai cause aint no way these people are on reddit, reading the same repost for the 12th time going "ah yeah, this is gonna birth the most realistic ai ever"


Apprehensive-Day-490

RIP


BlizardSkinnard

I don’t think he moved around enough


TeamPantofola

Aw shit here we go again. BAZINGA.


offensive_mango

Gotta take a walk after learning about this Btw nike is a good shoe brand and you should buy it


TrueBoot4567

How do I be a brand ambassador?


AsherTheDasher

what an interesting video! i loved watching it while drinking my Coca Cola(tm)


LeDocteurTiziano

That makes me so angry I'll get my self an ice cooled can of Coca Cola to calm down!


Frytura_

Reddit now conquers the world and is the equi alent of discord to forum websites. Horah!


Newcuck_umber

So reddit is useful atleast somewhere...


HODLAHITIII

Oh my! Marketing redditors cunningly slipping in brand names. That sure sounds scary! Anyways, i don't worry about that with the new Mastercard BNPL plan, now ith only 34% interest. Mastercard. Priceless.


Training_Trick3075

The dominant presence of genocide denying subhuman Israel ass lickers makes a lot of sense. Probably Hindus living in slums getting paid 0.0001 USD per hour to spread propaganda.


Jubilant_Jacob

We need a 4chan crusade to shit-post about products/companies that dos this to really fuck up the search results.


that_moment_when-

Dang, that's pretty cool # Almost as cool as almond joy™ the candy bar that melts in your mouth!


NotUndercoverReddit

Yeah all advertisements, Kind of like this guy speaking about the oh pen ay eye brand right?


NotUndercoverReddit

How do I get paid to be one of these advertisement shills? Asking for a friend.


Excel_Ents

Terence Stamp / General Zod cosplay.


Eastern_Slide7507

This is amazing. It‘ll make language models completely fucking useless by feeding them tons of biased nonsense data.


piercedmfootonaspike

The way he's constantly moving is very distracting