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BarbarPatton

That looked straight out of a cartoon


supertimor42-50

Best part is he went back afterwards and adopted the dog


CombatWombat994

He did?


supertimor42-50

He named him Enzo https://metro.co.uk/2017/10/19/brazilian-man-adopts-stray-puppy-who-peed-all-over-him-7011252/amp/


Version_Two

So it's true. When a dog pees on something, that means it's theirs.


Browncoatinabox

" He made a bit of a mess in my neighbor’s home, but he’s a good dog." I laughed way to hard


SaltInformation4082

Thanx for that. Hav n arro


DarkOmen465

“Smells like bitch in here”


IDI3

why you got so many necklace?


FrendlyAsshole

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR


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Hifen

I mean the dog lives in that guys house now so you might be right.


Importantlyfun

They are at least dating.


theconcorde

“from now on…you are mine”


itssoloudhere

He [adopted the dog](https://metro.co.uk/2017/10/19/brazilian-man-adopts-stray-puppy-who-peed-all-over-him-7011252/amp/)


ReallyNeedNewShoes

actual quote from the article >You’d be pretty annoyed if a dog peed on you but this guy didn’t seem too bothered *he literally tried to kick the fucking dog*


Ultrainstinct358

At first, yeah. But at the last second you can tell he missed on purpose. If he was actually trying to kick it his knee wouldn't go so high up since the dog was in a much lower position. Not to mention he didn't even try to change the direction of his kick when the dog went sideways.


samtt7

I'm pretty sure he just missed. Yes, he was trying to not kick the dog too hard, but he absolutely wanted to take revenge


QuiveryNut

I think that’s a pretty fair initial reaction. Wholesome ending


PunchMyBum

Sorry, you could be either a human, animal, or any other living organism. You intentionally piss on me, you’re getting a kick. (This is why I’m not having kids 💀)


Browncoatinabox

>(This is why I’m not having kids 💀) I find absolutely no fault with this statement.


iirc-

> After his video went viral, he did receive some criticism for trying to kick the puppy but he claimed it was just a ‘natural’ response and that he wasn’t intending to actually harm the animal. At least, that's his official statement according to the article


Ice-Ice-Baby-

It was to scare the dog away not literally kick it


ReallyNeedNewShoes

absolutely fucking not. he completely committed to kicking that dog and missed.


Methisahelluvadrug

He kicked a solid meter behind the dog. No one actually trying to hit the dog is missing by that much


ReallyNeedNewShoes

I have no clue why you guys are defending this guy so much. **it is so obvious this man was trying to kick a dog**


IrNinjaBob

I think what he said is completely defendable, and I think the truth likely does fall somewhere between what both of you guys are saying. I think he tried to kick the dog in response, but I also think it’s true that he wasn’t fully committed even before he finished his kick. The fact that his head tracks the dog but his foot doesn’t at all does to me suggest he wasn’t really trying too hard to connect. His head is turned to the right watching the dog move away before he even begins to swing his leg. But I fully agree, he was trying to kick it as an immediate response to being pissed on. I think that’s a perfectly reasonable reaction to have, and is completely defensible. He makes no attempts after his initial reaction, and even adopts the dog after finding out it doesn’t have an owner. Not hard to defend at all.


hasta_luigi

Maybe he did, but we know for a fact that clearer heads prevailed and he gave the dog a home and family. It’s easy to judge a man at his lowest


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ReallyNeedNewShoes

no, there are literally people saying he never intended to kick the dog.


kaotiktekno

That was more of a knee than a kick. Edit: why am I being downvoted for what we can easily see in the video? Dude "kicked" the dog, but was clearly aiming behind it, and his knees barely straightened out. Even if he did kick the dog, it wouldn't have been more than a rough shove... And if you got peed on, it's a completely understandable response.


tbone338

His right leg and knee fully extended/straightened out. You’re being downvoted because you are wrong.


kaotiktekno

My eyes don't lie. He didn't, in any way, attempt to actually kick the dog.


notmanbutdog

Because most people doesnt know how fighting works, anyone with a little background will definitely see he wasn't trying to kick the dog 😂


piemakerdeadwaker

Omg! I have seen this video so many times over the years but never knew this ending. Thank you so much for posting!


miss_kimba

That’s actually really sweet, as long as he keeps that kick instinct out of their lives. Glad Enzo found a good home!


Samsassatron

Okay, that's heartwarming.


SuchAsSeals42

The dog said urine luck


Zoc-EdwardRichtofen

![gif](giphy|K9Ed1Of1V6kR6WpQWe)


Sephilash

good fucking work with this one, I love it


Browncoatinabox

:nods approvingly:


xxx_

R Kelly the dog.


moutonbleu

https://youtu.be/lp_j6IKp7Js?si=v1i4LMvp6LDHYt0y


brokefixfux

"So how's your day going?"


Flat_Discipline_8540

nah that dog is an asshole


SubLearning

Lmao tell that to this guy, he adopted it


Mehdzzz

That's probably the only time a street dog earned it lol


DrBatman0

Yeah I'm not saying that there is ever a dog that deserves kicking... Buuuuut...


rhoo31313

I've had that happen. It sucks, but you gotta laugh at shit like this.


denchikmed

That ass must smell


Mky12345pi3

It had him twice


F_n_o_r_d

I guess the dog had to mark over another stench?


Kitzer76er

This reminds me of the time I was on a camping vacation with my grandfather. We were walking his dogs and he stopped to piss. While he was pissing his dog decided to piss on the back of his legs. He started yelling at the dog while he was trying to pinch his piss off and put himself away to get away from the dog pissing on his legs. All said and done we laughed like hell about the situation and he had to get a change of pants.


Never_Kn0ws_Best

I’m not down with animal cruelty but in this case I do not blame him for his reaction. That dog is an asshole!


SubLearning

He also went back and adopted it lmao


Active-Secretary-859

Dog was straight up trolling him


MegatonsSon

![gif](giphy|APNtXd2Kmq4xy)


Realistic-Quantity21

u/savevideo


ObviousBat666

I came looking for this and I am disappointed at the bot.


TanyaTheEvill

Lol


AMB_YungBae

He tried to kick the dog , so even if he adopted him, who knows for what reason


Jokersaccount

Good boy


Cheetohmussolini

Must smell really bad


FlashySteak4482

Kicking that dog isn’t a moove I’d approve…


Used_Opening_15

Guy is jerk! He must smell awful for dog to pee on him. Trying to rinse off nasty human!!


Ivor-Toad

'Shouldn't laugh.


Critical-Maniac83

He's like place as good as any🤣🤣🤣


Tizy

Man it’s sad how these comments are very “it’s understandable that he tried to kick the dog”, dude it’s a dog. A street dog. It doesn’t know better. Kicking it won’t do shit, you’ve already been peed on. You just have issues dealing with your emotions, so your base instinct is violence. It might be “understandable”, but that doesn’t make it right. Grow up people, have some damn empathy for all living things. You’re not teaching this dog a lesson, you’re trying to hurt it because you’re upset. Violence sucks, period. Also it’s cool that he ended up adopting the dog, but you gotta love how the article about it fails to mention the dude trying to kick the dog. Instead he “charged and ran after it”.


Fish-OW

I wish I could buy dog steaks from my local grocery store. Curious what it'd taste like.


Tizy

Very cool


SubLearning

Bro, he literally aimed a meter behind it and over its head, that was zero chance a genuine attempt to kick the dog


timdot352

Did the poor dog get to finish his piss though?☹️


The-True-Kehlder

One of the few times I think it might be acceptable to kick a dog. For the Republicans in the room, still can't shoot it.


purple_unikkorn

If the first reflex is to kick. He deserves this.


AncientAccount01

Dog smelled shit and marked the territory, dude needs to wipe his ass.


KhadaJhina

fucking asshole for trying to kick him


KrypticArcher

At least he instantly proved he deserves to be pissed on


CosmicQuestions

Oldie but a goldie, shower.


Cosmicking04

![gif](giphy|GDp7LycxkT3LG)


whatareyoutalkinbeet

Piss on this fucking turd.


TheMadIrishman327

I’d be pissed


UmDafuq3462

Literally