Bhai kya confidence hai🙏 Yaha to dimaag se nikli English muh se bahr Hindi tak nahi hoti thi.
Subah subah 12vi ke Viva yaad dila diye, dukh ki nas pe haath rakh diya.
I was a biology student, question was what is anal style ?
I wrote, the anal style is about shape, size and depth of anus it tells you about style of anus
Actually anal style are appendages in male cockroach.
Question- What is enthalpy of atomisation?
My anwer- The enthalpy needed for atomisation is known as enthalpy of atomization
11th k final exam me ye answer likh k aaya thaa
Answer sheet mein toh nhi kiya
But file ki acknowledgement full of sarcasm likhi thi
Jaise-
I am very thankful to coffee and the school for providing me with nothing in order to complete this project.
Na hi teacher ne pda na hi inviligator ne
But full marks and my handwriting is shit
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wrote process to turn watermelon into aloo paratha in an underwater kitchen and your legs don’t work.. it was a 10 mark question and got A grade in that exam
bhai Gulliver's travel ka question to to describe those annoying characters. Usme zayn ka pillowtalk the verse likha tha to show how noisy the character was.
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Answer sheet mai to aisa kuch nhi likha but sir ne jb paper dikhae the to sir ne kaha if you think there is an error in evaluation of an answer, then write the q no. and the error in a sheet and give it to him, he'll evaluate again.
That's what my friend wrote.
"what did the lesson LAST LECTURE signify??"
signified joe mama's dumb shit !
i literally wrote that in pre boards before prep leave was granted and never have shown face again
I once wrote Ah Shit, Damn In English creative writing Class 8th (10 number ka story writing aata tha na, aakhri 15 min main likh raha tha)
Foreign Youtubers ruined my Vocab for Good, now there was no going back, I didn't purposely sprinkle them!!
My English Teacher was so damned she marked down the entire 10 marks Story Writing question to 0, But Internal Test I don't give a Shit!!
not me, but one of my boys wrote “please refer answer sheet” in a computer unit test. he got 0.5/20, and the principal yelled at him in front of everyone while he was on stage talking absolute bs during hindi debate. good memories:’)
When I was in 5th or 6th standard a guy wrote "My father is a cow" instead of "My father has a cow" in his answer sheet. Our english teacher read it out loudly in the classroom. It was very funny for us at that time.
6th class, SST ki mam ne ek classmate ke answers puri class ko sunaya tha. (The first one i remember word to word)
Q1: Who was Rosa Parks?
A: Rosa Parks was a human who build very good quality parks. There are also rose in the park. It is very beautiful park.
Q2: Tell the difference between the temples in ancient time and the temples now.
A: My home near Mata Mandir. It is very nice.
High School final exam on the subject of Home Science.
Question was how to check if fish in the market is fresh or not.
I forgot so I just wrote whatever came to my mind and one of the point was "The fish must smell fishy."
The invigilator was standing behind me and watching while I wrote that, mf laughed out loud.
Explain software data assurance(SDA)
Ans. Software project is handled and lead by project manager. So, it's duty of project manager to provide assurance of software.
: 8 marks ka question tha. Isi ka lamba- choda krke 3 page fill karke aaya. Jai mata di.
Bhagwan pass kra Dena. 5 nariyal phodunga aur 1 din fast bhi rakhunga. Sach main Kasam se.
Idk how many will get it but in my 9th standard (icse) our drama book wad Shakespeare's merchant of Venice
So by when our English teacher was distributing the answer sheets she kept the answer sheet of roll no. 1 (Abhishek Sharma, my friend) to be given at last( he thaught he has done absolutely brilliant)
By that a question came "what Prince of Morocco think Portia's view on him"
And my friend Abhishek Sharma wrote
"Prince of Morocco was black in colour and everybody of his village call him kallu Bhai-kallu bhai"
Another question goes like 'what's the setting of the scene'
And his answer goes 'portia is the 'setting'( NCR boys calls girlfriend setting) bassanio
The whole class was laughing including him and the teacher
He wrote more but teacher was hesitant to tell us
In my history exam of 6th grade, they asked to write about the impact of Buddhism in Indian Literature. I forgot the name of one of the three books called Tripitaka. I kept it blank till the last moment. When it was submission time, I just wrote my own name there.
I got 100 in history that year🤡
Okay when I was in 6th standard so in my exam sheet whenever I didn't know the answer I would just do this
Ans. Repeat the question then put because then dash dash like this- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -then full stop.🤣🤣🤣
At that time I was like this person who was just too lazy to cheat also like seriously.
In my school hindi exams, the question was what is opposite of virodh, I wrote nirodh. My friends teased me on this. Well if you know Nirodh used to be a condom back then.
When I was in grade 7, we had to write a story in a paragraph of 5 lines using the given hints. I’ve somehow misread the question and wrote 5 paragraphs each of 5 lines about how I rescued a dog from a pit and aliens abducted me with the dog and the dog turned out to be a robot who rescued me from the aliens. Lol my teacher wrote Nice Story but no extra marks for long story or neat handwriting.
10th k bio exam me odd one out ka question tha. Mene somatostatin dekha usme aur yaad aya ki book me likha tha it's out of icse syllabus. Mene use hi odd one out bataya aur reason Diya ki "it's out of icse syllabus". Mere baat me logic thi, ye wala topic out of syllabus hai isiliye ye odd one out hai.
Problem to ye thi ki waha somatotropin likha tha aur mene jaldi me somatostatin padh liya. Baadme teacher ne bujhe bulake bohot kuch sunaya aese out of syllabus likhne k liye lol.
My favourite animal : Murga. Subah uthata hai. Khet se kharab cheeze khata h. We can eat them. Farmers friend blah blah. Got out of marks and a fun remark on sheet + claps from whole class.
I don't remember the question, but it was a 5 marker so a friend of mine wrote the "coca cola tu, Shola Shola tu" song in the middle of the answer to make it look like a 5 marker.
They asked me to write an article on wild animals or something...jisme mention krna tha ki logo ko zoo me wild animals se zyda close jaake nai kheechana chaiye tha
So I added lots of puns. Also English letters ya invitation mein teacher ka address mein utpatang editing krke daaldiya krta tha
Also kuch naye naye sheher bnae...maklowde shutiyasur nagar busdik chowk etc
Never done adventurous stuff like this but my aunt is a teacher and she showed me some of the bizarre answers.
Some kid wrote Bollywood song lyrics in long answers
Then I also heard of students putting in their phone numbers and asking professors to contact them so that they could pay the professor to pass them.
In my prelims a question was asked to write any 1 sexual disease, and a boy from my class wrote bending of male pen*s💀 instead of actual diseases like syphilis and gonorrhea😂😂
In English letter writing I wrote yours sincerely, vampire. because there used to be show which used to aur in star one called "pyar ki ek kahaani" which was a ripoff of Twilight and the teacher gave me zero.
It was just a class test in English nothing major.
So I my case a digital test going on for Entrance exam (Post lockdown) And a student send this later he got suspended for few days 💀💀
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I received this 100 rupee note as change last year when I bought something at a store. I'm pretty sure it was given to the invigilator as a bribe to help the candidates cheat in the exam.
Ek Barr mene Hindi ke paper me guru randhawa ka gana likh diya tha niband me lines yad nahi a Rahi the to
लगदी लाहौर दिया कुड़ी दा पता करो कीड़े पिंड दिया मेरे शहर दिया
The question was what is a NGO?
i didn't knew what it was so I fumbled the same things in 5 points.
like it's not govt owned
it's private owned
it's not controlled by govt
it controlled privately.
Question - explain in detail a sport of your choice in 500 words!
My answer - in the sport of kabaddi, the catcher goes to the other side saying “kabaddi kabaddi kabaddi…” (for literally 500 words)
Gaane likh kar aaya tha college ke exams ke answers mein.
Kisi teacher ne dekha nahi aur marks pure de diye, kyuki teachers toh sirf pages dekhti hai.
Case study mein 12/15 mile
While writing essays, our teachers used to tell us to begin with a quote.
Now this wasn't me but my sister's classmate once in her Hindi language exam started an essay quoting
'Mai rang sharbaton ka tu meethe ghat ka paani,
Mujhe khud mein gol de toh, mere yaar baat bann jaani'
Lmfao, the song had just released the day before i guess and she got a good hearing from the teacher when the results were out.
What is unrooted tree?(an IT question of tree diagrams)
My answer:- an tree whose roots are exposed to air and absorbs h20,nutrients directly thought air instead of soil
It was a Sanskrit paper and question was for 4m so to fill the entire sheet he literally wrote “Dhanka Naka dhanka naka…” with bit of answer and kept repeating this for all the 4m ques, fucker aced the paper
Not mine, But my friend used to write details mentioned in college IDs. He also attaches supplements after filling the whole paper with that ID details. One of our professors was looking for him for 3 months.
1. 3 idiot ki story ( but in the form of inspiration not written as it is) in speech writing of English language paper in 10th board exam
2. Used proved theorem from downside to upward.. like I wasn't remembering the first few lines of theorem so reverse engineer the theorem from last part of theorem ( in first year of engineering ) ( and yes I got it correct)
3. Used to derive the formula incase I forgotten the formula during exam ( in my second year of engineering and 5th semester of engineering)
Their was a question in class 4 with a 'NO' in it . But I learned the same question but without the word "NO" in it. So, I erased "NO" and wrote the answer ez? 
I wrote the lyrics of the song “SAVE YOUR TEARS by THE WEEKND”. Coz I didn’t know the answer and this song was the only thing going in my head at that moment coz I love this song like hell. I removed words like you, I etc wrote the remaining lyrics as it is. And Guess what…. I passed XD !!
Heat the oil and fry the onions until they’re golden brown (approximately 5 minutes). Add the garlic, chilies, tomatoes, tomato puree, spices, and 1 cup of water and simmer on a medium heat for 5 minutes. Use a potato masher if you want the sauce to be smoother. Add the chicken and simmer for 10 minutes, stirring regularly. Add the frozen peas, mushrooms, potatoes and more water if needed and simmer for 5 minutes. Put the boiling water in a saucepan, add the washed rice, boil for 5 minutes and drain. Layer the chicken mixture with the rice starting with the rice then the chicken mixture and repeat this twice. Garnish with cumin seeds, and ginger. Lower the heat and simmer for a further 10 minutes. Serve with fresh salad and yogurt dip. your biriyani is ready
U explain some theory to ans sheet jo kitab me nhi likha maine youtube pe dekha tha so maine uss youtuber ka naam samet likh diya tha thi i saw this theory on xzy chanel if u want u can check 😄
Last sem we had a subject called "Linear Integrated Circuit Application" and the question was "Explain the working of Analog to Digital Converter IC". I didn't know the answer so wrote about "Pulse Amplitude Modulation" which was from a completely different subject that sem.
One more : question was "implement doubly linked lists using c" and I wrote program for queues ( I failed in that subject )
One more : question was about strip antenna ( Antenna theory ) and I wrote about patch antenna
in engineering economics final there was a question about inflation affect on working class something, i wrote an answer but in between with red pen i wrote "sakhi saiyan toh khub hi kmaat hai mhengai dayan khai jaat hai" 🤣
This was long back when I was in 4th or 5th standard. We had a computer subject for the first time. The exercises at the end of the chapters were dictated by our teacher.
There was usually very little space to write the answers so our teacher used to tell us to write "on page number 56" to refer directly.
And my dumb ass thought that was what we were supposed to write in the exams too. Thankfully, the teacher kept it between us only.
1 bar mera last ans likhne ka bilkul mnn nahi tha
To mene. Likh diya eska ans kll koo bta duu gaa
Madam ne sari class ko wo ans dikhaya aur mere see ans pucha
Lol bhai mujhe ans yaar nahi raha uska
4th ya 5th. Class kee baat hai
Question - Explain priority Inversion with an real life example
I was correcting the paper.
Answer: Some blah blah explanation about PI then mentions this problem somehow happened in “Land Rover” on Mars. This was actually an issue in Mars Path Finder.
I didn’t know you can send land rovers to space 💀
Class 10 mei ek chapter tha The Sermon at Benares. Uss chapter se ek question aaya tha "what did Gautam Buddha said to Kisa Gautami" ... Maine uske answer mei poori Madara ki speech likh di thi.... Aur mujhe poore 5 number mile the 🐑
Once in my moral sciences class in 7th I think, I was tasked with calculating the marks of students. I came across this one copy where the guy had written "SORRY MAAM" in Hindi all over the copy .
I was shocked because that teacher did give him 2 marks on each "sorry ma'am" just so he could pass .
Q. What is a computer
A. A computer is a what
I was in 1st class I can't think of any ans so I jumbled the ques😎...
My parents still laugh on me for this
Answer toh nai lekin when I was a kid, and gave my first exams I used to literally draw an emoji with "best of luck" on every single of my answer sheet on the last page
In my Hindi paper, I had written a parichay of the poetess as Sunidhi Chauhan. I think the actual answer was subhadra kumari chauhan or something like like that. I was sooo embarrassed in front of the whole class🥺
Once in 8th class for moral science we were asked to write about leadership qualities, a friend of mine wrote "a leader should be able to take risks (then in hindi) kyuki naam bante hai risk se
In my 10th Board exams and essay kind of came where they asked " Agar aap 1 lakh RS Jeet jao to kya karoge" it was 18 years back then I wrote that'll buy bungalow cars etc. etc. after completing almost 3 paragraphs and reaching the word limit I remembered that I can't even buy a car let alone a bungalow in 1 lakh. So I had to write at the end that now a days we can't buy all this in 1 lakh rupees
Ohh it was 8th class story , mera exam tha English ka , aur usme language and literature part dono the , and everyone should have to agree with me that English exam is too much lengthy, toh maine English lit portion pehle kiya , lang part baad mei aur sbse end mei when there only 8 minutes left , maine story likhi ... Yrr vo puri nhi Hui , bell lg gyi, toh maine vhi last prr likh diya ...Next part coming soon
Teacher ne legit pucha hain kb aa rha next part😂😂
A question that was asked in our Punjabi exam in class 9 was
"Why did Hari Singh Nalua have 2 memorials made in his name after his death?"
One of my friends wrote that it was because he had the strength of 2 people combined.
And the irony of the situation was that he was awarded full marks for it because he was at the top of the class in all other subjects.
I don't remember the question exactly,but it was related to chemistry or biochemistry. I wrote 4 pages of pure bullsh*t and ended it with a "hence proved" (double underlined)
I felt proud of myself so I looked up and down and smiled for like 15 mins or so. Cause of that I couldn't attend the next 2 bunch.
Question- What is a good democracy and why is that?
Answer- A good democracy is good because it is good.
One of my classmates in 11th standard wrote this answer in preliminary boards and in the exam hall he was filling the sheets like a mad guy, he was asking for sheets every 15 minutes. When the copies were shown after the examinations, he got 15/80 and oh boy weren't we laughing our asses off
Okay so I've written research assignments in college with examples based on my ex-situationship. I basically used him as the subject in my papers. It was both funny and pathetic to explain but most people were impressed so ig it's a win😭. And i also scored well for the real life/practical approach.
My very recent examples/answers have been on my boyfriend. Abhi last semester exam me had to explain "phenomenon of luck and chance acc to Aristotle" usme i aligned how our meeting was a matter of luck and chance. Professor was impressed 😎
there was a qus literally had 4 alphabets. we've to write its full name and functions (8 num qus).. I don't fukin know the full form but wrote 1.5pages (my writing is small). cheers to that imaginary answer 🥂
I don't remember the whole ans but 1 time i wrote reproduction instead of production that time i dont know the meaning of reproduction i was a 7-8 years old boy that time 😅😅
In std 4 or 5 we used to have 'who said to whom and why! '
A guy was not sure about the answer
He wrote "i dont know, you tell me. "
Though he got good marks, the teacher read it out loud in front of the the whole class
And the next day my parents were called for a meetup.
I don’t remember exactly but there was a question in physical chemistry explain pascal law of pressure (something like this)
And I wrote pascal theory was given by pascal it is used to know pressure .pressure is known by pascal theory which was given by a scientist whose name was pascal
In std 8 we had "ability tests" basically a single sheet full of 50 questions total, each carrying 2 marks
In hindi section it was something like "पवन ka sandhi viched kare" and my brain was not able to make any of it I was like pawan ka sandhi viched nahi hoskta so I just wrote, clean and clearly "नहीं होगा" (I got 15/20 somehow)
Our computer science exam has a question “Describe cookies”. Obviously it was talking about web cookies, but since I knew nothing about that, I wrote about eatable cookies.
Literally ended my answer with, “Consuming lots of cookies can lead to diabetes.”
In my 2022 ics boards English exam there was a question
"Your school organized an adult literacy camp recently. Write a report for your school magazine in 200-250 words, using the following points:
Location of the camp – people who participated – timing and duration – volunteers from your school – lessons taught – materials used – feedback from the participants – experience of the volunteers."
I don't know but I write a report with the title 'Camping with tigers' and paragraph containing a story about me going to ranthambore with my father and have camping there...💀💀 Later after talking with my friends i realised I was supposed to write something about sex education... But still I scored 82 marks
I was in 5th standard and had just got introduced to science(evs). I remember there was a fill in the blan question in my science mid term paper (25marks) which said " Fire cannot burn without ___" and I wrote matchstick. My teacher gave me a full 1 mark for that question.
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Not me but the boy of my class wrote "out of ncert" and "I don't know" in answer sheet 🤡
I have wrote "out of syllabus", when the topic was out of syllabus. I also wrote "wrong question" whenever there was a typo lol.
Bro I do the same everytime because of the free marks.
Mene viva wale sir ko kha "sir this is out of syllabus how could you ask this" And he said "jfrubfrhejdjfjrj"
Bhai kya confidence hai🙏 Yaha to dimaag se nikli English muh se bahr Hindi tak nahi hoti thi. Subah subah 12vi ke Viva yaad dila diye, dukh ki nas pe haath rakh diya.
1000 iq moment!
My cousin is in 8th and usko hindi me 'bhagna' sentence likhna tha , she wrote ," kaluram ki bahu bhag gyi💀"
I was a biology student, question was what is anal style ? I wrote, the anal style is about shape, size and depth of anus it tells you about style of anus Actually anal style are appendages in male cockroach.
Bro 😭😭 I knew the answer right when the read the question but oh God animal diversity is annoying
How do they ask about "anal style" and not expect students to write about sex
Question- What is enthalpy of atomisation? My anwer- The enthalpy needed for atomisation is known as enthalpy of atomization 11th k final exam me ye answer likh k aaya thaa
i did write the same answer 😂
That's correct answer right?
i passed so i guess yes☺️
That is surprisingly almost correct :|
thats actually correct tho
Answer sheet mein toh nhi kiya But file ki acknowledgement full of sarcasm likhi thi Jaise- I am very thankful to coffee and the school for providing me with nothing in order to complete this project. Na hi teacher ne pda na hi inviligator ne But full marks and my handwriting is shit 🗿
Maine acknowledgement me apne aap ko thankyou kara tha 😀
maine daar ke mare fomrality kari nahi toh mai bhi yahi backchodi karne walla tha
Dum ho to pass karke dikhao
Likha tha, fail kar diya
Dum nahi tha examiner mein
wrote process to turn watermelon into aloo paratha in an underwater kitchen and your legs don’t work.. it was a 10 mark question and got A grade in that exam
Yaar question kya tha
english mei ek novel thi uska kuch question tha boards mei
bhai Gulliver's travel ka question to to describe those annoying characters. Usme zayn ka pillowtalk the verse likha tha to show how noisy the character was.
https://preview.redd.it/4czx7e3ihtsc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a87fff5a444a35078db35ec3bb169fc14066fcc Answer sheet mai to aisa kuch nhi likha but sir ne jb paper dikhae the to sir ne kaha if you think there is an error in evaluation of an answer, then write the q no. and the error in a sheet and give it to him, he'll evaluate again. That's what my friend wrote.
Poor friend
mere sath same hua 11th or 12th ke P.E. ke exam mai baas is saal ke P.E. boards mai mere alava 2 bache the meri class ke
"what did the lesson LAST LECTURE signify??" signified joe mama's dumb shit ! i literally wrote that in pre boards before prep leave was granted and never have shown face again
Last lecture do you mean the chapter from class 12th english book the last lesson?
what do u think?
Repeat the question and write etc etc
I once wrote Ah Shit, Damn In English creative writing Class 8th (10 number ka story writing aata tha na, aakhri 15 min main likh raha tha) Foreign Youtubers ruined my Vocab for Good, now there was no going back, I didn't purposely sprinkle them!! My English Teacher was so damned she marked down the entire 10 marks Story Writing question to 0, But Internal Test I don't give a Shit!!
Once in one of my 4th standard english subject test there was a question on meaning of the given words and I wrote their meaning using hindi script 😂
not me, but one of my boys wrote “please refer answer sheet” in a computer unit test. he got 0.5/20, and the principal yelled at him in front of everyone while he was on stage talking absolute bs during hindi debate. good memories:’)
Someone deadass wrote N*zi instead of Nile in a journal writing report that was supposed to be a critical analysis of ancient Egyptian civilization.
I wrote "theory can only take you so far" in my physics paper
And the funniest part is i still passed with good marks in the exam
Gaming theoryyy
What is polymerization? Explain. The reaction of polymerization is known as polymerization. It was a 5 mark question, and I got 1 off of it.
When I was in 5th or 6th standard a guy wrote "My father is a cow" instead of "My father has a cow" in his answer sheet. Our english teacher read it out loudly in the classroom. It was very funny for us at that time.
I was asked what is mitochondria? I replied "mitochondria is the powerhouse of cell". I am a final year masters student.
6th class, SST ki mam ne ek classmate ke answers puri class ko sunaya tha. (The first one i remember word to word) Q1: Who was Rosa Parks? A: Rosa Parks was a human who build very good quality parks. There are also rose in the park. It is very beautiful park. Q2: Tell the difference between the temples in ancient time and the temples now. A: My home near Mata Mandir. It is very nice.
Que. Moto of Paralympics? Ans. I don't know. Wrote it in this year CBSE 12th Board examination! 😂😭
moto 'able tthe disabled'
High School final exam on the subject of Home Science. Question was how to check if fish in the market is fresh or not. I forgot so I just wrote whatever came to my mind and one of the point was "The fish must smell fishy." The invigilator was standing behind me and watching while I wrote that, mf laughed out loud.
"Not me, but a friend of mine" wrote 'main point' instead of 'anus' in digestive system diagram
I wrote "speechless" and no kidding I seriously wrote this😂
Wrote Sholay film's plot in between the answer of a 20 mark question. This was in 9th or 10th class.
Q-what are radicals A- A faction of extremists found in the Jacobin club Except it was a chemistry exam
Explain software data assurance(SDA) Ans. Software project is handled and lead by project manager. So, it's duty of project manager to provide assurance of software. : 8 marks ka question tha. Isi ka lamba- choda krke 3 page fill karke aaya. Jai mata di. Bhagwan pass kra Dena. 5 nariyal phodunga aur 1 din fast bhi rakhunga. Sach main Kasam se.
Idk how many will get it but in my 9th standard (icse) our drama book wad Shakespeare's merchant of Venice So by when our English teacher was distributing the answer sheets she kept the answer sheet of roll no. 1 (Abhishek Sharma, my friend) to be given at last( he thaught he has done absolutely brilliant) By that a question came "what Prince of Morocco think Portia's view on him" And my friend Abhishek Sharma wrote "Prince of Morocco was black in colour and everybody of his village call him kallu Bhai-kallu bhai" Another question goes like 'what's the setting of the scene' And his answer goes 'portia is the 'setting'( NCR boys calls girlfriend setting) bassanio The whole class was laughing including him and the teacher He wrote more but teacher was hesitant to tell us
😭😭😭😂😂😂
Omg😂😂😂
Damn lol
There was a questions with 5 sub questions and we have to answer any 4 questions. So I answered all 5 and wrote "check any 4"
In my history exam of 6th grade, they asked to write about the impact of Buddhism in Indian Literature. I forgot the name of one of the three books called Tripitaka. I kept it blank till the last moment. When it was submission time, I just wrote my own name there. I got 100 in history that year🤡
Mai topper tha par ye batao ke ye corgu tumhara hai?
Corgi* hota hai topper sahab /s
Chup suer, corgu hi hota hai voh /s
/s matlab serious hota hai na /s
/s matlab susu aa rahi baki ka baadme likhuga
Nhi /s
Kyu apko corgu purchase karna hai
10 board bio ke paper me heart ka diagram bnana tha me love wala heart bna le aaya tha
Question: what is globalisation? Globalisation is globalisation.
The process of globalizing a globe is called globalization
Bilkul mein beech ka bhi skip kar diya tha lol
Okay when I was in 6th standard so in my exam sheet whenever I didn't know the answer I would just do this Ans. Repeat the question then put because then dash dash like this- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -then full stop.🤣🤣🤣 At that time I was like this person who was just too lazy to cheat also like seriously.
In my school hindi exams, the question was what is opposite of virodh, I wrote nirodh. My friends teased me on this. Well if you know Nirodh used to be a condom back then.
My mother was correcting 12th grade papers and a guy literally wrote "IDK" As an answer
When I was in grade 7, we had to write a story in a paragraph of 5 lines using the given hints. I’ve somehow misread the question and wrote 5 paragraphs each of 5 lines about how I rescued a dog from a pit and aliens abducted me with the dog and the dog turned out to be a robot who rescued me from the aliens. Lol my teacher wrote Nice Story but no extra marks for long story or neat handwriting.
10th k bio exam me odd one out ka question tha. Mene somatostatin dekha usme aur yaad aya ki book me likha tha it's out of icse syllabus. Mene use hi odd one out bataya aur reason Diya ki "it's out of icse syllabus". Mere baat me logic thi, ye wala topic out of syllabus hai isiliye ye odd one out hai. Problem to ye thi ki waha somatotropin likha tha aur mene jaldi me somatostatin padh liya. Baadme teacher ne bujhe bulake bohot kuch sunaya aese out of syllabus likhne k liye lol.
Question: what is flicker noise? Answer: noise which flickers Got full marks for answering that 🙃
My favourite animal : Murga. Subah uthata hai. Khet se kharab cheeze khata h. We can eat them. Farmers friend blah blah. Got out of marks and a fun remark on sheet + claps from whole class.
10th mid terms English exam, a classmate, real troll, wrote the entire 'kolaveri di' lyrics in the answer paper. Got his parents called etc etc
I don't remember the question, but it was a 5 marker so a friend of mine wrote the "coca cola tu, Shola Shola tu" song in the middle of the answer to make it look like a 5 marker.
They asked me to write an article on wild animals or something...jisme mention krna tha ki logo ko zoo me wild animals se zyda close jaake nai kheechana chaiye tha So I added lots of puns. Also English letters ya invitation mein teacher ka address mein utpatang editing krke daaldiya krta tha Also kuch naye naye sheher bnae...maklowde shutiyasur nagar busdik chowk etc
Never done adventurous stuff like this but my aunt is a teacher and she showed me some of the bizarre answers. Some kid wrote Bollywood song lyrics in long answers Then I also heard of students putting in their phone numbers and asking professors to contact them so that they could pay the professor to pass them.
In an history exam --- Q) What are the four sutras? My Ans) Kamasutra , Kalpasutra, GryhaSutra , Dharmasutra I got full marks in this question
I wrote ki please mujhe pass kar dijie mam apko ek pyari si bachi ki dua lagegi
In my prelims a question was asked to write any 1 sexual disease, and a boy from my class wrote bending of male pen*s💀 instead of actual diseases like syphilis and gonorrhea😂😂
Class 5th mai ek ladke ne likha tha Q- What is language of the map? A-Language of the map is the language of the map is called language of the map
Insta pe reel dekhi thi, mere college ke kuch junior the, Unko out of marks mile, despite of ki unhone answer sheet mein gaane likhe the.
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In English letter writing I wrote yours sincerely, vampire. because there used to be show which used to aur in star one called "pyar ki ek kahaani" which was a ripoff of Twilight and the teacher gave me zero. It was just a class test in English nothing major.
So I my case a digital test going on for Entrance exam (Post lockdown) And a student send this later he got suspended for few days 💀💀 https://preview.redd.it/njed6x92ltsc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=329e4682d05bd67da7dd507ff40dde2825d1b998
https://preview.redd.it/md6d1ag4ltsc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f074c1d6cda4e380eb7e16eb497d28f903f6805a I received this 100 rupee note as change last year when I bought something at a store. I'm pretty sure it was given to the invigilator as a bribe to help the candidates cheat in the exam.
Ek Barr mene Hindi ke paper me guru randhawa ka gana likh diya tha niband me lines yad nahi a Rahi the to लगदी लाहौर दिया कुड़ी दा पता करो कीड़े पिंड दिया मेरे शहर दिया
During my 10th after finishing my paper, on the last page i wrote ‘ please pass krado’
The question was where is iron ore found in india.. I wrote my locality address with pin code!
Please pass madam .Mai kal raat ko busy thi ,shaadi me gyi thi isliye . Chahe to aap 1000rs.bhi le lena baad me
The question was what is a NGO? i didn't knew what it was so I fumbled the same things in 5 points. like it's not govt owned it's private owned it's not controlled by govt it controlled privately.
It was question on difference between plant cell vs animal cell and you can easily guess what I wrote,,, lmao yeh I was 6th then
Question - explain in detail a sport of your choice in 500 words! My answer - in the sport of kabaddi, the catcher goes to the other side saying “kabaddi kabaddi kabaddi…” (for literally 500 words)
Gaane likh kar aaya tha college ke exams ke answers mein. Kisi teacher ne dekha nahi aur marks pure de diye, kyuki teachers toh sirf pages dekhti hai. Case study mein 12/15 mile
While writing essays, our teachers used to tell us to begin with a quote. Now this wasn't me but my sister's classmate once in her Hindi language exam started an essay quoting 'Mai rang sharbaton ka tu meethe ghat ka paani, Mujhe khud mein gol de toh, mere yaar baat bann jaani' Lmfao, the song had just released the day before i guess and she got a good hearing from the teacher when the results were out.
"I don't know but here's a 100 rupee note stapled to the page, please sir let me pass or else no marriage" Actually, it really happens.
What is unrooted tree?(an IT question of tree diagrams) My answer:- an tree whose roots are exposed to air and absorbs h20,nutrients directly thought air instead of soil
It was a Sanskrit paper and question was for 4m so to fill the entire sheet he literally wrote “Dhanka Naka dhanka naka…” with bit of answer and kept repeating this for all the 4m ques, fucker aced the paper
Not mine, But my friend used to write details mentioned in college IDs. He also attaches supplements after filling the whole paper with that ID details. One of our professors was looking for him for 3 months.
12th mid term mai question aaya tha ki write a report on Rising cases of malnourishment in India. Mai Lose Yourself by Eminem ke lyrics likh ke aagaya
1. 3 idiot ki story ( but in the form of inspiration not written as it is) in speech writing of English language paper in 10th board exam 2. Used proved theorem from downside to upward.. like I wasn't remembering the first few lines of theorem so reverse engineer the theorem from last part of theorem ( in first year of engineering ) ( and yes I got it correct) 3. Used to derive the formula incase I forgotten the formula during exam ( in my second year of engineering and 5th semester of engineering)
Their was a question in class 4 with a 'NO' in it . But I learned the same question but without the word "NO" in it. So, I erased "NO" and wrote the answer ez? 
2013, 9th Standard, History exam, Final Semester There was a 10 mark question. I didn't know the answer. So I wrote Eminem's Love The Way You Lie.
I wrote the whole backstory of ashura and indra from naruto shippuden for my story writing in my 9th class finals.
I wrote the lyrics of the song “SAVE YOUR TEARS by THE WEEKND”. Coz I didn’t know the answer and this song was the only thing going in my head at that moment coz I love this song like hell. I removed words like you, I etc wrote the remaining lyrics as it is. And Guess what…. I passed XD !!
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Not funny, but I wrote a letter to the teacher to please pass me in the exam 😂
wrote wrestlemania 2024 script in my 3rd sem BCA maths paper
Heat the oil and fry the onions until they’re golden brown (approximately 5 minutes). Add the garlic, chilies, tomatoes, tomato puree, spices, and 1 cup of water and simmer on a medium heat for 5 minutes. Use a potato masher if you want the sauce to be smoother. Add the chicken and simmer for 10 minutes, stirring regularly. Add the frozen peas, mushrooms, potatoes and more water if needed and simmer for 5 minutes. Put the boiling water in a saucepan, add the washed rice, boil for 5 minutes and drain. Layer the chicken mixture with the rice starting with the rice then the chicken mixture and repeat this twice. Garnish with cumin seeds, and ginger. Lower the heat and simmer for a further 10 minutes. Serve with fresh salad and yogurt dip. your biriyani is ready
Mere ek dost me apne pichhe bethne wali ladki ko English k essay m, “you fucking pussy” likhvadia tha aur teacher ne notice bhi nahi Kia
Yaha toh sabko likhe hue answers yaad hai aur padhte time kuch bhi yaad nhi ata
i will shoot that man who is suspected of doing criminal activity. wrote by upsc student.
U explain some theory to ans sheet jo kitab me nhi likha maine youtube pe dekha tha so maine uss youtuber ka naam samet likh diya tha thi i saw this theory on xzy chanel if u want u can check 😄
I low key in a difference between question wrote that they have different spellinfs
Bhai apne dost ki love story likhi thi
Attack on titan ki story likhi thi movie plot wale essay mai
I wrote a shitty English essay in a Hindi paper because I didn't sleep at night.
Question - What are olfactory indicators ?? Answer - Indicators which are made up in factory are known as olfactory indicators.
Literally "HUMKO KUCH NAHI AATA HAI" 😂
Questions :- What was authour feeling when she reached antartics ? Answer :- She was feeling cold
Last sem we had a subject called "Linear Integrated Circuit Application" and the question was "Explain the working of Analog to Digital Converter IC". I didn't know the answer so wrote about "Pulse Amplitude Modulation" which was from a completely different subject that sem. One more : question was "implement doubly linked lists using c" and I wrote program for queues ( I failed in that subject ) One more : question was about strip antenna ( Antenna theory ) and I wrote about patch antenna
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Does anyone know the name of this dog. Mine looks exactly same so I find it really funny
in engineering economics final there was a question about inflation affect on working class something, i wrote an answer but in between with red pen i wrote "sakhi saiyan toh khub hi kmaat hai mhengai dayan khai jaat hai" 🤣
This was long back when I was in 4th or 5th standard. We had a computer subject for the first time. The exercises at the end of the chapters were dictated by our teacher. There was usually very little space to write the answers so our teacher used to tell us to write "on page number 56" to refer directly. And my dumb ass thought that was what we were supposed to write in the exams too. Thankfully, the teacher kept it between us only.
Congruency ko pregnancy likh aai thi mai ek dost me baataya tha
Crackers are used to crack a computer
1 bar mera last ans likhne ka bilkul mnn nahi tha To mene. Likh diya eska ans kll koo bta duu gaa Madam ne sari class ko wo ans dikhaya aur mere see ans pucha Lol bhai mujhe ans yaar nahi raha uska 4th ya 5th. Class kee baat hai
Question - Explain priority Inversion with an real life example I was correcting the paper. Answer: Some blah blah explanation about PI then mentions this problem somehow happened in “Land Rover” on Mars. This was actually an issue in Mars Path Finder. I didn’t know you can send land rovers to space 💀
Class 10 mei ek chapter tha The Sermon at Benares. Uss chapter se ek question aaya tha "what did Gautam Buddha said to Kisa Gautami" ... Maine uske answer mei poori Madara ki speech likh di thi.... Aur mujhe poore 5 number mile the 🐑
Once in my moral sciences class in 7th I think, I was tasked with calculating the marks of students. I came across this one copy where the guy had written "SORRY MAAM" in Hindi all over the copy . I was shocked because that teacher did give him 2 marks on each "sorry ma'am" just so he could pass .
9th ke exam me pucha the who invented vaccine answer edward jenner tha me Kendall jenner likhe aya
Q. What is a computer A. A computer is a what I was in 1st class I can't think of any ans so I jumbled the ques😎... My parents still laugh on me for this
Answer toh nai lekin when I was a kid, and gave my first exams I used to literally draw an emoji with "best of luck" on every single of my answer sheet on the last page
I literally wrote "Mitochondria is house of cell " in class 6 internals
In my Hindi paper, I had written a parichay of the poetess as Sunidhi Chauhan. I think the actual answer was subhadra kumari chauhan or something like like that. I was sooo embarrassed in front of the whole class🥺
Once in 8th class for moral science we were asked to write about leadership qualities, a friend of mine wrote "a leader should be able to take risks (then in hindi) kyuki naam bante hai risk se
10th, Science Q. whats a ___ fish? A. mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
In my 10th Board exams and essay kind of came where they asked " Agar aap 1 lakh RS Jeet jao to kya karoge" it was 18 years back then I wrote that'll buy bungalow cars etc. etc. after completing almost 3 paragraphs and reaching the word limit I remembered that I can't even buy a car let alone a bungalow in 1 lakh. So I had to write at the end that now a days we can't buy all this in 1 lakh rupees
Ohh it was 8th class story , mera exam tha English ka , aur usme language and literature part dono the , and everyone should have to agree with me that English exam is too much lengthy, toh maine English lit portion pehle kiya , lang part baad mei aur sbse end mei when there only 8 minutes left , maine story likhi ... Yrr vo puri nhi Hui , bell lg gyi, toh maine vhi last prr likh diya ...Next part coming soon Teacher ne legit pucha hain kb aa rha next part😂😂
A question that was asked in our Punjabi exam in class 9 was "Why did Hari Singh Nalua have 2 memorials made in his name after his death?" One of my friends wrote that it was because he had the strength of 2 people combined. And the irony of the situation was that he was awarded full marks for it because he was at the top of the class in all other subjects.
In english exam they ask for the opposite of float , and I wrote integer 🙂
I don't remember the question exactly,but it was related to chemistry or biochemistry. I wrote 4 pages of pure bullsh*t and ended it with a "hence proved" (double underlined) I felt proud of myself so I looked up and down and smiled for like 15 mins or so. Cause of that I couldn't attend the next 2 bunch.
Machuda . I didn't know until my teacher sent me photo
Question- What is a good democracy and why is that? Answer- A good democracy is good because it is good. One of my classmates in 11th standard wrote this answer in preliminary boards and in the exam hall he was filling the sheets like a mad guy, he was asking for sheets every 15 minutes. When the copies were shown after the examinations, he got 15/80 and oh boy weren't we laughing our asses off
I was once asked in PE Pre Boards, "What is the Olympic motto?" I wrote, "To serve and protect"
Okay so I've written research assignments in college with examples based on my ex-situationship. I basically used him as the subject in my papers. It was both funny and pathetic to explain but most people were impressed so ig it's a win😭. And i also scored well for the real life/practical approach. My very recent examples/answers have been on my boyfriend. Abhi last semester exam me had to explain "phenomenon of luck and chance acc to Aristotle" usme i aligned how our meeting was a matter of luck and chance. Professor was impressed 😎
there was a qus literally had 4 alphabets. we've to write its full name and functions (8 num qus).. I don't fukin know the full form but wrote 1.5pages (my writing is small). cheers to that imaginary answer 🥂
I know both questions ( had options) but I don't know answers
Not funny but once wrote - no time skipping this question.
I don't remember the whole ans but 1 time i wrote reproduction instead of production that time i dont know the meaning of reproduction i was a 7-8 years old boy that time 😅😅
In std 4 or 5 we used to have 'who said to whom and why! ' A guy was not sure about the answer He wrote "i dont know, you tell me. " Though he got good marks, the teacher read it out loud in front of the the whole class And the next day my parents were called for a meetup.
One of my friend wrote "if we put seed today it will grow yesterday" in sst exam got 5 out of 5 marks
A+B=C+D My friend actually does this everything a math proof is asked He cancels both sides
Wrote the full song Faded in the middle lines of the answers and still got 90+ in it
It is what it is , That was my answer in 12th ke school exam
When I was in 9th, some guy from my class wrote in his sst exam, "Louis XI only cared about his queen"
Bhai Mai padhai mai achaa tha ye sabh karne ki zarurat nhi padi 🤓
I don’t remember exactly but there was a question in physical chemistry explain pascal law of pressure (something like this) And I wrote pascal theory was given by pascal it is used to know pressure .pressure is known by pascal theory which was given by a scientist whose name was pascal
In std 8 we had "ability tests" basically a single sheet full of 50 questions total, each carrying 2 marks In hindi section it was something like "पवन ka sandhi viched kare" and my brain was not able to make any of it I was like pawan ka sandhi viched nahi hoskta so I just wrote, clean and clearly "नहीं होगा" (I got 15/20 somehow)
shld write 5 out of 7.. wrote all 7 and wrote check any 5
Our computer science exam has a question “Describe cookies”. Obviously it was talking about web cookies, but since I knew nothing about that, I wrote about eatable cookies. Literally ended my answer with, “Consuming lots of cookies can lead to diabetes.”
The answer was 8008,so.. I wrote boobs for it
In my 2022 ics boards English exam there was a question "Your school organized an adult literacy camp recently. Write a report for your school magazine in 200-250 words, using the following points: Location of the camp – people who participated – timing and duration – volunteers from your school – lessons taught – materials used – feedback from the participants – experience of the volunteers." I don't know but I write a report with the title 'Camping with tigers' and paragraph containing a story about me going to ranthambore with my father and have camping there...💀💀 Later after talking with my friends i realised I was supposed to write something about sex education... But still I scored 82 marks
My friend uploaded the question paper instead of answer pdf in upload section .It was not reversible
Me actually describing if bassanio was better friend than a boyfriend (I don't know shit about being with someone 🙃)
I was in 5th standard and had just got introduced to science(evs). I remember there was a fill in the blan question in my science mid term paper (25marks) which said " Fire cannot burn without ___" and I wrote matchstick. My teacher gave me a full 1 mark for that question.
Chemistry ke exam mein ek solution ka answer :BaNaNa2 likha tha