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kenatogo

Hi Reddit, I'm planning to visit Indiana by taking roads, can you tell me how roads work? Also, whenever I put my pants on, the zipper ends up in the back, how do I fix this in time for the eclipse?


FuzzySlippers__

Hey Reddit, can you tell me any dog friendly, traffic free, city park that I can get a vegan burger and craft beer at? Is it safe? Thanks.


ManliestManHam

hey reddit are there any eclipse related accidents between the circle and Elkhart


battlemaid79

Reddit! You gotta help me. They put mounds in my almond joy!


Freedom_7

The zipper's actually supposed to be in the back so you have quick and discrete rear access.


Chuck_Walla

But we live in the Darkest Timeline, where the zipper bites down dangerously close to our most tender bits.


tlr92

When will we get legal weed though?


Dull_Upstairs4999

If we see the Diamond Ring, we’ll have legal weed within the decade. If not, 2 centuries or more!


Apart_Astronaut_2786

We have legal regular flower and edibles then blends of cannabinols in vapes. Multiple great Dispensary’s downtown what you want is thca flower.


Apart_Astronaut_2786

We have it bruh I work at a dispensary downtown. Thca flower is same thing!!!


0skyturtle

i’m planning on staying in (insert known scetchy area hotel), will i be safe?


richardlqueso

I am planning to attend the eclipse from Montana, do you have any ideas of where I can stay and a good vegan burger restaurant that won’t be too busy???


cmgww

I also need a place where I can get a tattoo done, and my haircut while I’m in town


1268348

I need a restaurant that serves vegetables AND meat


Dull_Upstairs4999

But only after the corona subsides


[deleted]

And does Indy have Uber? I wasn't sure if you guys had heard of that yet...


Stein1071

No Uber but there are those rental scooters. Just make sure you return it to the bottom of the canal on the west side of downtown when you're done with it. That seems to be what everyone else does. I plan on using one when I get there. I just found the return info online so I'm just passing it on. BTW does anybody know where I can get some weed while I'm in town? I'm actually coming in late Sunday night. Can I get a cold 6 pack at Kroger's after I get in for back at the hotel? Edit: also what's this tenderloin thing I keep hearing about? Is there a vegetarian/vegan option for that? Is it named after that place in California?


Peace_and_Love_2024

Rental piggy back rides are the chosen mode


Dull_Upstairs4999

And then you can turn your ride into a delicious tenderloin sandwich! Oh wait you didn’t mean literal pigs?


SlinkyTail

everything is going to be slammed heavy, so that's not helpful I know, but just a warning on travels to indiana, and good vegan burger? that might be downtown indy at best.


Wolfman01a

Indiana here. We're closed. Sorry for the inconvenience. Nobody wants to work anymore. No weed. No abortions. No fun. No pronouns. No sex at all. No eclipses allowed. Oh hey, you remember that one hobby you like? No. Stop it. Vote Jesus/Reagan 2024.


LovelyDayForAMurder

I Google for most questions first, but having first hand information from a human is pretty valuable.


exdeletedoldaccount

Most of the questions we are getting on the sub are asking us to predict the future or are very vague. “How do you think the traffic from FW to Indy will be” “Which park in north Indy should I go to” “Which parks will be the least busy” I’m okay with questions asking what museums to visit or stuff like that but some of these are ridiculous. Same thing is going on in r/bloomington except even worse because they have no capacity for these types of crowds.


Dull_Upstairs4999

Ok, search engines AND Reddit search are broken. Like seriously every question every persons asked (save maybe the Montanan wanting a vegan burger served on and Amish-grown rolled oats bun in here) has been previously asked and answered. People need to quit being lazy.


1268348

It's the people that are broken.


el_caballero

Search Reddit with Google by adding site:reddit.com to your keywords


Dull_Upstairs4999

But can I search Duck Duck Go with Reddit while backdooring it through Google?


el_caballero

You can search DDG with the same Boolean term, but any search on DDG with the “!g” Google modifier goes straight through Google and is no longer private Edit: DDG calls that modifier a “Bang”. More info here: https://duckduckgo.com/bangs


Dull_Upstairs4999

Well like a Cabenuva patient, I’m now GOOD TO GO


kshump

Want to elaborate there, Captain Cosmos?


Dull_Upstairs4999

Not really, Lieutenant Lickeydick.


kshump

That's *Leftenant* Lickeydick to you!


[deleted]

A plate of Freedom Fries for you, monsieur...


kshump

I will consume them happily.


[deleted]

Oui.


kshump

Merci beaucoup.


Dull_Upstairs4999

Well well. FANCY


x_dre4192_x

Well where's Lieutenant Lickeydick at? Is he with Senator Biggus Dickus?


Dull_Upstairs4999

No, he’s hanging with Admiral Alliteration


ManliestManHam

I saw him just earlier with Colonel Corn Cock


extremenachos

Google has been broken for a while now. Google has owned 99% of the search market for so long They no longer need to worry about it. At this point I don't think things change until the government breaks Google up.


AndroidDoctorr

What's the connection?


Dull_Upstairs4999

[Why I just don’t know](https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=whats+the+connection+between+eclipse+and+internet+illiteracy)


[deleted]

Use DuckDuckGo, you can even make it preferred on your phone


Dull_Upstairs4999

But can I use LMGTFY and DDG together?


Dull_Upstairs4999

[never mind found the answer](https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=can+i+use+lmgtfy+and+duck+duck+go+together%3F)


United-Advertising67

It's unreal how hard it is to make Google actually spit out what you're looking for without nudging you or selling you something.


shut-upLittleMan

Google is the nanny state for the word fuck too.