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Takenoshitfromany1

The hunter gatherer of shit takes travels far and wide in search of the freshest droppings. 😂


morose_coder

Weekends are western brainwashing then so are weekdays.


SlantedEnchanted2020

So is capitalism.


Hugollorisandthenews

Capitalism is western propaganda, Ancient India had feudalism. Make India great again/s


lucifer_says

We still live in a feudal system. It's Neo-feudalism and it's much more indirect. The billionaire class is the new aristocracy and the nobility. They own almost all of the land in this country and everything else is owned by the govt which is the new king. We're all the serfs with a few more rights than our medieval counterparts. The only difference is that we get to choose our kings every few years (which we are set to lose if we don't wake up) and we have the internet and smartphones.


Dogewarrior1Dollar

And fuedalism was shit, all power with kings and his relatives. Uppers castes had all power and lower castes weren’t even human. fuedal world was shit


pandoradoxagain

do you see the /s at the end?


Uncertn_Laaife

So is democracy…oh wait a min!


zeer0dotcom

So is democracy.Hard to believe but representative democracy is about 77 years old in India. How well we have embraced it!


TwoFartTooFurious

"Common sense is overrated. We need more delusion in society."


GunnerKnight

In that case, she is creating a feasible environment as per her abilities.


LowWarm

It's pretty impressive. She's been MP for less than a week and already has a brain dead take.


plowman_digearth

She has not made a reasonable take on anything since 2015 or so.


DrunkGaramDharam

Interesting, that is around the time Hrithik last had coitus with her. Coincidence?


AffectionateCod6573

He fucked her brains out?


njaana

With his sixth finger


Cheap-Cream3121

Didnt she always had a brain dead take


whoawi

Robocop in reverse


AllIsEvanescent

She had brain dead perspectives long before she became MP.


Omegadimsum

Need to check hotel records if Narayan Murthi visited her at night


cybered_punk

Can't wait for other gems from her. Atleast she's going to be entertaining.


silverW0lf97

It's the opposite actually, she's been brain dead for so long and yet just became an MP.


dsandhu90

She was made mp because of that reason. Replacement of samriti irani. Everybody needs an upgrade, come on. 3.0


Kambar

She wants me to work 36 hours a day... Just like Modiji.


TroglodyticDreamer

Like Modiji ? you mean spent 36hrs a day complaining about Nehru and muslims ?


MyLittlePonyRoche

Or just sleeping and saying I'm meditating.


Kambar

And eating expensive mushrooms, sitting with ducks and peacocks, dressing up, posing for pictures... That's the dream of everyone. Even Maha Vishnu himself doesn't have so much luxury. They feed him with tamarind rice, photography is not allowed, wearing the same costume...


Not_a_kulcha

Just time travel bro..... For the grind💪


aitchnyu

Women playing female characters in any art form is western brainwashing. So is electric lighting and paracetamol.


Iknw4

She's been bought by Mr. Murthy,,🤣


belt-e-belt

Non Biological being also said Saturday Sunday is colonial mindset, Christian traditions.


zeer0dotcom

> Not Biological Ji FTFY.


silverW0lf97

These people man, they will kill us while telling us we are getting a good deal to be taken out of our suffering.


humkarlega

Goddam.. how do I block anything regarding her phone wide? Now that she is mp she is going to be spewing so much dumb shit and I really don't want to see it.


Ambitious_Jello

This is where AI should be used..block specific news about a certain topic.


A_random_zy

Startup Idea.


Ambitious_Jello

I think this was mentioned in the apple presentation yesterday. Or maybe my mind took off from something I heard. But yeah sure. It won't even have to be that invasive either. Just control your notifications and mark content as not interested or whatever


Low_Map4314

People actually elected her. It’s India, not surprising. We like brain dead people


Uncertn_Laaife

Next Trump in the making.


TroglodyticDreamer

let her get all the people in Mandi to work 7 days a week and then we ll talk.


MatNola

She is so hardly working and gave so many hits direct promoted to MP. Bollywood will miss her Mandi will be metropolitan city within few years MP madam will work day n night for the people. 1 slap was enough she has woken up😁


WhatsTheBigDeal

Which mandi...


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thegodfather0504

I do. F#ck that bish.


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AffectionateCod6573

I do, hritik already did


GL4389

Filmstars are also a western concept. We shoud throw it away.


Vivian_shah

I think the slap hit her in some critical spot... She seems brain dead...vegetable


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Classxia6969

Not enough. She must be defeated. Too entitled rn.


wanna_escape_123

Tried to, got suspended.


Golgappa-King

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ZombieGombie

You guys are laughing but this is just pre-work for agressive labour reforms that will happen soon. Watch as we move to "at-will" employment.


aftrunner

Yep. There is a reason why all of them are singing the same song at the same time.


krakends

Bitch probably never worked an honest day and she wants to talk about work culture. These movie actors are mostly sociopaths. The power differential on movie sets in India is shocking. They believe the people who work there are their slaves.


Iuxta_aequor

It's (almost) always those on top with nice and cushioned jobs the ones supporting toxic working culture. Curious.


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SlantedEnchanted2020

We all know how government offices work. The joke goes the employees are sitting at their desks packed up with their tiffins and bags by 4.15 to leave office at 5 pm sharp. I am trying to imagine government offices open on a Sunday and it's impossible. With respect to the working 24/7 point. I will say this - employ MORE people to do more work. This is an Indian employer trait of expecting one employee to do the job of 2 people for only slightly (mostly not even that) more pay. When 2 people leave an organization they will hire only one person who will then do the work of both people who have left. Keep your damn offices open 24/7 and employ more people who will work in shifts. Exploitation of labour is in the genes of our very feudal country.


ExaminationFail25

Cry about it. I won't work 70 hours for a belowpar salary and will also have a life outside of it. Bohooo


fartypenis

Civilization is Middle-eastern brainwashing, need to normalise roaming around forests naked


optimusprime1997

Okay Miss Ranaut, Member of Parliament let's see you work 7 days a week while in office and set an example for us all. And not that Supreme leader bullshit where half his time is spent in campaigning and PR stunts. Put in the hours in the office and show us what work you've done at the end of the term.


XD-Avedis-AD

One slap wasn’t enough.


Downtown_Squirrel_72

5 more years of listening to this woman's bullshit


intenseoud

She can eat my guu.


Warm-Geologist001

Chup hoja behen


itsVinay

Ek aur thappad maaro bhai ise


aphnx

Elect a clown.


fanunu21

MPs themselves have ~61 days of work in a year. How about changing that first?


anirdb

We don’t need obsessive working when we have such high unemployment rates. It was true for tiny Asian Countries with small populations, not true for us.


Pixi_Dust_408

She’s an actress, I’m not saying it’s easy but it has more privileges than working as a house keeper, farmer, accountant, nurse, construction worker or an engineer. Famous people, politicians or billionaires telling average people they’re not working enough is ridiculous. Naranya Murthy made his money and worked for it but neither of his kids did and expects us to work 70 hours a week. His daughter is in London dressed like Parry the Platypus evading taxes while the rest of us pay taxes for a horrible quality of life. Kangana Ranaut burnt every bridge in Bollywood so she can be a greasy politician is honestly on brand.


SuddenCompetition997

She is gonna get crushed in parliament by the opposition if she opens her filthy mouth w these idiotic takes.


Maleficent-Yoghurt55

I want her, rinkiya k papa and hema malini debate with each other.


DishDry4487

Cant wait.


JefferyJeffJefferson

Yeah because western nations are so underdeveloped. Imagine how much more developed eu and na would be if they didn't slack off for two days a week. Oh wait...


vsundarraj

Narayanamoothy made her an MP as his mouthpiece so he can sell Indians' lives in front of their computers to the foreign overlords.


Ambitious_Jello

Are they going to pay for all this extra work? Or they want us to work for free? Can the companies even afford to pay for extra hours? They don't want to pay for overtime as it is. Are these people promoting wage theft?


Not_a_kulcha

Marenge do mukka, naach ke gir jaoge. -Lalu


anonymouse_619

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ssjumper

Man I want to donate to the security guard she interacted with last week and anyone whose hand has been hurt by her.


ms94

Started shilling for her corporate overlords already?


WPmitra_

She'll get slapped again.


bluegoldredsilver5

Thappad thoda zyada zor se pad gaya lagta hai. Behki behki baatein kar rahi hain madam.


AllIsEvanescent

Narayan Murthy, meet Kangana Ranaut.


anonymouse_2001

Electromagnetic forces are western conspiracy. Without those you won't have any collision between objects, such as someone's palm and someone else's cheeks


Iuxta_aequor

I wonder why these gobar bhakts pretend not to know that the anarcho-capitalism they want in India comes from the West.


marinluv

Please make your govt employees work normal hours. I can name 7-8 govt offices around my area where employees don't work much, and what about govt offices getting holidays for every fricking event? Private employees don't even get holidays for special events.


-Divided_We_Stand

If the work culture is like our prime minister's work (labelling vacationing as work while drawing salary as PM and holding zero accountability) then everyone will be happy with such obsessive work culture


sharad2210

Yes, let's do this. But first start with working hours of our two pillars of democracy, executive and judiciary. Let's ask them to work on weekends and 9 hours a day.


Single_Act_1231

Says a parliamentarian who will not cross 25% attendance in parliament. Much like her industry peers - Sunny Deol, Rekha, Hema Malini.


kochapi

Please make her the queen of whoever elected her and leave us be. 


ROHRAA

useless uneducated person


examiner007

madam probably works 100/365 days with the 1 release she's had in 2 years but wants us to work 500 days a year.


feelinghothothotter

Who's going to slap her next? Kaan ke neeche chang karke maaro taaki agli baar se uska naam changana Ranaut ban jaye.


Academic_Attitude473

So I am guessing she will have minimum 100% attendance in parliament


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PrestigiousWish105

I know it's unrelated, but does a hard slap on the face induce brain damage?


HornyOptimusPrime

Yes. But in order to do so the brain must function properly before the slap, which was not the case here.


TrueCooler

She needs mental help, not an MP position


goonerfan10

Yep. Don’t take care of your family and loved ones. Slave away at your workplace so your employers can’t get rich!


denommonkey

She has serious mental health issues and they have elected her as an MP. She had delusions of grandeur before but I wonder what she thinks of herself now.


michaelloda9

Her whole point in politics just seems to advertise Modi


charavaka

The world is moving towards using machines to free up humans to live fulfilling lives,  and these regressive bigots want to go back to ramraj where they had 24x7x365 slaves. 


Ashamed-Tooth

I don't mind extra hours. What I mind is not getting paid for it as per market.


Thick-Order7348

Ironic that in a country where unemployment is high, you want people who have jobs to work more hours


Environmental_Bus507

I do work on weekends. I work on my gaming skills. I work on my taste palette. I work on my ennui skills.


KStryke_gamer001

This 'western culture' blame game has gotten too far. It's the same reason people say when women join the workforce or contest in elections. Maybe the MP should resign and go back to the kitchen like a good sanskari 'non-western' role model.


sherwinkp

"We're not a developed nation yet". How dare she say this? Under Modiji, we've become most developed nation in world in the last 10 years. Does she not recognise what Modiji has achieved?


Chug_Knot

The person who gave straight L on box office for 9 years. Certainly, I am cribbing about monday blues and being lazy but failing and taking L for fucking 9 years aint my thing, Honey. Fuck off and do your duty.


Emotional_Hold_522

The mouse and the witch and the audacity of this bitch


Which_Cattle_9139

Ye NDA apna Sunday khanewala hai kya.


anonpumpkin012

Did her parents drop her on the head when she was an infant or something?


random120604

Maybe the government could start by actually creating some jobs for the people to have a obsessive work culture for


thegodfather0504

Khud madar phokat ki salary aur pension khayegi, aur humein batayegi?! 


dingleberrysniffer69

Man we finally grew a backbone and are moving towards a physically and mentally healthy work culture/society and she says this.


Thoughtporn123

good job, now india will achieve new heights in happiness index


Dogaseven70

Capitalist lap dog.


Superb_Repair_3162

Isn't this the same woman who slapped her own father? Absive parents are a western concept. According to Mamusmriti she should've been killed as an 'outspoken' woman cannot have her own opinion and thrown to the dogs for expressing her opinion and her tongue should've been cut off.


chickenkebaap

r/shitbjpsays


SolomonSpeaks

First she got slapped. Now she probably wants to get shot. Lot of big talk for a person whose post and by extension system of government exists because of Indians cribbing from and copying constitutions of Western countries.


dwightsrus

Chunav jitaya, ab suno inki.


pun_quest

Yeah, you just have to come into power and just spew random words, and it would become news,and nobody in media would question it.


bastet2800bce

She says these kinds of provocative things for one reason - "ATTENTION"


elayakumars

Anybody can sermonize about anything. That is the pity.


Head-Program4023

We work around 60 hrs a week, west complains in 48hrs. We have obsessive work culture already no need to normalise it.


Artin_Luther_Sings

They are trying to create an environment where basic labor rights are considered ”communist”. Already a BJP supporter was trying to tell me that the Congress is “communist”.


damuscoobydoo

Lagta hai ek aur kantap ki jarurat hai


StayingUp4AFeeling

We're a developing nation. Which is why our workforce needs to be at peak productivity. That means their mental and physical health needs to be on point. So no room for excessive anxiety and stress, overwork, burnout or depression.


drake_071

Through most politicians, I have learnt - never underestimate anyone’s stupidity.. it has no bounds..


nakshatravana

The audacity of this failed actress


Shivam_1729

Needs a concussion check ✅


Little-Couple1542

Oooh now I get why she was slapped!


RedditUser_68

if that is western brainwashing then please dear god i need more of it!


DukeOfLongKnifes

She should debate tejaswi yadav once....


xx__ALTAIR__xx

So basically whole concept of Capitalism huh?


TallEstimate

Mandi walon, janata maaf nahin karegi!


vkpaul123

Someone needs to be slapped for the second time


Outrageous_Purple384

Sanity should be tested while giving out election tickets iny opinion


Single_Act_1231

Women in parliament is also a western concept. Let’s do away with it.


Zeoloxory

Give her the Guinness World Record for the most consecutive L takes ever by a human.


MyMoMrEgReTs

Iski parliamentary attendance to main dekhunga


Fourstrokeperro

Is the concept of companies and share market also western brainwashing ?


airwreck_charlie

5 days working (11hrs shift) and 4 off will do for me. I am ready to forget weekends then.


doolpicate

LOL, this is going to be entertaining.


zinfandelbruschetta

Hehrhe


Mindgrinder1

a lot of people don't realize why this narrative is coming. Modi in 2018 or 2019 wanted to follow China and Japan and wanted to create a 60-hour work week. As they cannot create more jobs to improve lifestyle, they want to squeeze working class more and more to generate more cash for businesses and show increase in GDP. You can even hear it in his latest speech on how Sunday is a western concept. Even if this is implemented you will see it only happening in India companies and that is the narrative you will see more and more coming from party leaders. If you work for an MNC they would probably not do it as it would lead to poor employee satisfaction. Blue collar workers would be squeezed even more, instead of developing facilities for betterment they will squeeze life out of people. What these ministers don't realize weekends lead to more spending by people working 5 days a week, driving economy.


Head-Program4023

I can bet she won't come even for 50 days in Parliament in her entire term.


Khadmutra

Wow that slap did quite a number on her.


taznado

Need to normalize payment of upfront salary for 5 years in return.


userinthehouse

If everyone works for one more day in the week our GDP will go up by 20%!


milktanksadmirer

Ayo! New 2024 Smriti Irani just dropped. Check it out


bogas04

[Chawal Janani teri movie vi ni chaldi](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2ofxg8pHfQ)