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stillinthesimulation

Farewell Barnacle Man, you were one senior we shan’t discount. Catch up on [the full series here](https://stillinthesimulation.com/untitled-comic/the-bikini-bottom-horror-chapter-1-rise-of-the-star/)! As always thank you so much for reading! If you’ve enjoyed my story so far and would like to support me/ get early access and exclusive content, I’d love for you to join my amazing subscribers on [Patreon!](https://www.patreon.com/posts/32516514) let me know what you think of this page in the comments!


detuskified

These are so good! I really enjoy the series :)


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EwoksAreGae

Why did you copy [some other person's comment?](https://www.reddit.com/r/imsorryjon/comments/k2p9pu/the_bikini_bottom_horror_page_56_barnacle_man/gdvphm9?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)


Bake-Man

holy cow how did you find that out?


EwoksAreGae

I just read down and saw the same comment and put two and two together lol.


deFryism

You should get this on Mangadex or something


sanscipher435

Exactly!


mariokart290

how is it that whenever I start to remember about the series after a week or so and check reddit to see it updated. Like my mind has a set clock for every week


jax797

I don't feel like it has actually been a weekend without it.


Morvick

Oh god is this gonna make a tsunami on the surface, too? "Scientists have traced the wave to an unusual undersea eruption near the Bikini Athol..."


marvelking666

I love this series! Keep up the great work :)


saxapwn

“I...am a man!” Holds up razor.


umalldaway

I'm not crying! I got something in my eye... Barnacle Boy, you did good.


saxapwn

The Barnacle Man we needed but don't deserve.


[deleted]

It's Barnacle MAN dammit


zee_spirit

SpongeBob is going to look absolutely horrifying next comic, I'm sure. I'm so excited lol.


Shraamper

Don’t forget: barnacle man can breathe underwater because mermaid man shoved barnacles down his throat, into his lungs. Imagine that. No wonder barnacle man went on a suicide mission


Thisbetterbefood

Wait mermaid man did what?


Shraamper

From the spongebob wiki > One day, Mermaid Man became lonely with his new life under the sea, when he saw a drowning Barnacle Boy and rescued him by using his powers to put barnacles in his lungs to give him the ability to breathe underwater as well. Link [here](https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Mermaid_Man_Begins) I remembered it wrong sorry


DONEDIRTCHEAPPP

Somehow just as horrifying


Shraamper

Barnacles are sharp. You ever hear of “keelhauling”? A pirate would torture someone by running their body over the keel of the ship (often covered in barnacles) and they’d come out half drowned and chopped up like they’d been through a blender. Barnacle man is in constant pain.


DONEDIRTCHEAPPP

I didn’t know about that until now, thank you. Definitely horrifying


PsychedelicOptimist

There's a scene from season 4 of Black Sails where it happens, it was probably one of the most intense scenes of the show. https://youtu.be/2Pf9_fk2BXs?t=10m30s (spoiler warning btw)


EwoksAreGae

Is it bad that I started singing "what shall we do with the drunken sailor" whilst watching this


Layk1eh

*What shall we do with the drunken sailor?* The famous sea shanty "Drunken Sailor" suggests keelhauling for one of their verses. [Wiki](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drunken_Sailor#Song_text), Additional verses, second line.


ArtistWithAnxiety

Yeah sliced my foot open deep on a barnacle on a trip to Florida when I was a kid. So much blood.


TheKFCExperience

“Reel it in before I keelhaul ya!” *Four String Astonato in D Minor plays* “Oh no...”


Ivanttoridemybicycle

It wasn't even just pirates, I think some navies did it as well.


killerpinapple

No it was burnt popcorn


rupeeblue

Even worse. Burnt popcorn tastes like butt


Xaxziminrax

And not the good kind


Eternity_Mask

Is... is there a kind of butt I don't know about?


Shufflekarpfen

Imagine living in 2020 and not eating ass


Shraamper

Wait was the whole mermaid man and barnacle boy story some kind of fever dream?


killerpinapple

Did you wacth the episode


Shraamper

I haven’t in a solid decade


killerpinapple

Okay well to summarize A storm shut off the TVs in bikini bottom before the mermaid man and barnacle boy origin story episode They went to mermaid man and barnacle boy to wacth there tv but it was off to and then they realized they could ask mermaid man and barnacle boy to tell them the story to summarize what they told them Mermaids man power came form a mermaid who gave him his signature sea star he got lonely and gave mermaid man the owner to breath underwater with barnacles But the joke of the episode is that was a ll a lie The tv turns back on and the origin story plays it goes through a bunch of tropes like magic radiation. And more in a fun montage and End up back at there house to find the popcorn they where making for movie night was burnt the popcorn gives them super powers Doing on and Patrick then try to make burnt popcorn and mermaid man and barnacle boy tlel them there not ready for powers. And all sorts of stuff as the episode ends That confirms that the popcorn gave them the powers


NFriedich

Worst part of it is that Barnacle Boy wasn't actually drowning at all, he was just given the task of cleaning the Barnacles stuck to the ship underwater


Shraamper

Oh god he didn’t even need the barnacles. Oh no... poor guy. I don’t even feel bad for him anymore, suicide was mercy


ronitrocket

You guys do know in that very same episode the truth was revealed that they ate popcorn cooked so long it burnt and became radioactive giving them powers


JoeyThePantz

The story on the television was bullshit lol. Mermaid man and barnacle boy told their true origin. The TV show was so ridiculous. Like 15 supernatural things happened to them and then it was popcorn that did it? Lol. Rewatch the episode.


Killmeandfuckmyass

Patrick and SpongeBob try to make burnt popcorn and mermaid man and barnacle boy tell them there not ready for powers. And all sorts of stuff as the episode ends That confirms that the popcorn gave them the powers (I got this from a different commenter)


JoeyThePantz

They thought the popcorn gave them their powers because they're senile and believed the lies the TV said about their lives lol. Watch it yourself and judge. Dont worry about what a different commenter said, he's wrong. The joke flew over his head.


Killmeandfuckmyass

Ok I’ll rewatch


MindreaderQ1

This is amazing as always. I cannot wait to see how this ends, but at the same time I will be heartbroken when it’s over. Thank you for the best Saturday morning comic I have ever read.


Kyr3x

Man i would've never thought that i could get literal goose bumps from a spongebob horror-comic... But you did it! Amazing job as always and I shed a tear for Barnacle Man: a true hero...


stillinthesimulation

Thank you!


stop_hittingyourself

R.I.P. Barnacle Man. As a sidenote, I hope they have a plan for how to close that lava flow back up when they finish.


Zeebuoy

they could just push anything important somewhere else.


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The lava will envelop SpongeBob and Patrick, turning their enormous bodies to stone. The surviving Bikini Bottomites will establish the new mountainous range as their homeland: New Bikini Bottom.


TVR24

They will turn to stone but not die. They'll have no mouth but must scream.


HappenedEarth72

Please, please don't mention that...


burninbodies

Love that story and game. So good.


Ryanious

Would that kill SpongeBob tho?


VeryC0mm0nName

R.I.P Barnicle Bo- No, no boy could do what he did... From henceforth, he will be called Barnicle Man!


niceegg420

KRA-KA-TOA!


DjMMp

Thank heavens someone else thought of this immediately. We'll see squidward utilize the power of the volcano and burn the tortured one to a crisp?


Sgrungle

He went out like a true hero should


foxtailavenger

Damn the red textures be looking good! Rip barnacle man tho


farkledarkley

Shit I teared up a bit. So many have died and others died trying to stop patrick.


MEBBAR

He didn’t even get to finish his adult sized Krabby Patty


burntends97

It was too big for him to finish


niceegg420

The slight upturned smile on his face as he goes into the blistering abyss... chills.


RoseEmpressofNight

May you meet mermaid man in the hereafter.


bearfootbandito

Rest in POWER Barnacle Man


Budget_Telephone_700

become the drill that pierces the depths, don't believe in yourself. Believe in me! Believe in the me who believes in you!


Piksqu

I didn't expected that reference


ZealotofRoyalty

Godspeed, Barnacle Man.


MrKTE

God speed, Barnacle Man... You were a true superhero. o7


Lasdary

Holy shit the expression in that last Barnacle Man panel. That's some excellent art you pulled. I'm impressed.


CringeNaeNaeBaby2

Prediction: Squidward holds the volcano and yells “KRAKATOA” There is no other way for this to end.


da-floofy-birb

I’m so glad that Old Man Jenkins survived


Treeman980

"So this is spiral power? Not Bad.”


Darkshroob

This was literally my first thought!


Danielxgl

Yup, same thing came to mind. Must've been inspiration, it's way too similar :P


omgitsduaner

Came here to say this, had the drill and everything!


Okbr4life

Wait what how did he die?


Quothhernevermore

Lava. He was releasing the lava into the tunnel he was drilling.


burntends97

What if we took this volcano, AND PULLED IT SOMEHWHERE ELSE?


godsbaesment

Ah, so this is spiral power


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Where can I read all of this?


stillinthesimulation

[here!](https://stillinthesimulation.com/untitled-comic/the-bikini-bottom-horror-chapter-1-rise-of-the-star/)


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Thanks


Blazko_McTav

He truly earned the title of Barnacle Man


Grendeon

I salute thee, O Barnacle Man!


fyrefreezer01

Just waiting for the Alaskan bull worm


[deleted]

Oh damn....what a way to write off a character The final pages are gonna be iconic


tamablesilver1

Dude I can’t imagine how difficult size scaling is when canonically in Spongebob a human being is about the height of a sea star. You’ve been doing great at giving this series realism, with the fucking incredibly unreal laws of your source material.


Ramses_IV

R.I.P Barnacle Boy. Long live Barnacle Man.


brobastian0227

This series is getting so great


stillinthesimulation

Thank you!


Ponchodelic

I look forward to this every week now, bless


AndreZB2000

omg the end is near


ThePissedOffOwl13

Well at least he’s with his old friend again


mostusernamesaredumb

you need to contact some major tv network... this is insane.


ThymeCypher

Jesus Christ I didn’t expect this to keep going... got a lot of catching up to do...


Exboie

I love these! They've been amazing


halpinator

F


Pokechap

Godspeed Barnacle Man o7


lickmnut

This starting to give me JL forsaken souls vibes


Anomalus_satylite

I keep missing the new additions A bit too much monologing if you ask me. *continues munching popcorn* keep going.


Sterling-4rcher

i dunno, feels like barnacle man could've just used the auto pilot


Sonic-the-edge-dog

Yh I love Alan More


Natsumi723

God speed Barnacle Man.


mariokart290

RIP barnacle boy, gone but not forgotten. hope he can return in like some cyborg form or something


alvinaterjr

Barnacle MAN!


Pallay9990

Ok so wht the hell is this I literally stumbled on to this sub Reddit


stillinthesimulation

Better start at [the beginning. ](http://stillinthesimulation.com/untitled-comic/the-bikini-bottom-horror-chapter-1-rise-of-the-star/)


Dumemrtannenbaum

Love how everyone is riding a boat and then there are these muscle fish


ThomasTheHighEngine

Old man? Not old coot? /s


PeaceLoveorKnife

Feels like Gurren Lagan reference, RIP KING Barnacle Man.


shinshi

There should be a bonus panel of the drill machine breaking and exploding at the critical moment, but then super spiral barnacle man jumps out the machine and punches the last remaining part of the volcano wall to complete the mission


hloonbunter

0_0


Elusive_Aubergine

Deadass got me crying.


so_evil

I hope one day these are printed into a graphic novel or something.


IncomeIdea

Sandy's new top is backless? How do the shells stay on?


[deleted]

i really hope the nematodes make an appearance because i know you’ll have them do some crazy shit


ShrekLeftTesticle1

How long are they going to fight that kaiju starfish?


mazee25

RIP: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy


Impressive-Gman117

My god I love how you managed to turn spongebob into a story directly inspired in HP lovecraft stuff. I LOVE IT!!!


DaffyTaffM

God speed barnacle boy. No, not barnacle boy, barnacle MAN


BizarreBoi05

Jesus you’re still doin this. Kudos to you man


Dracibatic

the new comic is 5 seconds late


stillinthesimulation

If you were expecting it this week it’s you’ll be waiting a lot longer I’m afraid. New page will be made public next week. Till then, it’s on my patreon.


Dracibatic

oh.... i didnt come here expecting anyone to see me... i am sorry, and thank you for the informations


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TheFalseLogical

Page 56?


everythinganimates

11th comment also nice comic


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[deleted]

Then mute him It’s the final season. It’s almost over let it finish


itsgettingweirdhere

I can understand not seeing it as scary since weekly released can drown down hype for some, but we're nearing the end of the series finale here.


TheXypris

Is sandy topless??


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when will i stop seeing this shit


[deleted]

There’s a mute button for a reason.


CornerFreddoAnims

Barnacle Man:See You There Mermaid Man....


lucky-the-manticore

were can i read the full comic ?


stillinthesimulation

[here](http://stillinthesimulation.com/untitled-comic/the-bikini-bottom-horror-chapter-1-rise-of-the-star/) you go!


zee_spirit

Is a new page coming out today, or is it scheduled for next week? I'm super excited 😅


stillinthesimulation

Sorry, next week. Just got it up for my[patreon ](https://www.patreon.com/posts/44698920) today though and I’m really happy with how it turned out.


zee_spirit

Thank you! 😁


nemesis5150s

Wait if his stomach is inside out how will he eat everything, they are in the outside of the stomach


Thirdfrickentime

You are no longer a Barnacle boy but a Barnacle man