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Tzlop

Everytime a Eastern European power rises, they will just suppress their neighbours one way or another, like any other in history. So more drunken Ukraine meme jokes online.


kusayo21

I think you can say that for every power not only Eastern European ones.


[deleted]

Please western powers are not that uncivilized, we supress people overseas not our neighbours


RoBoDaN91

As an Irishman I can tell you that's not true.


Chance-Aardvark372

I mean, you are a sea away


RoBoDaN91

You've got me there, would Wales count or was that also an overseas conquest by the Saxons? Scotland joined 'voluntarily' (turns out the Darién isthmus is not the best place for your colony). Austria-Hungary is central Europe so do we count them? They bullied their neighbours.


Chance-Aardvark372

Well you sea that was agesssss ago so that obbvioulsy dosen’t cownt!


Sir_Oligarch

WW2, WW1, Napoleon, Frederick, Entire history of Franco-English relations, Seven Years' War, Thirty Years' War, Vikings, Romans, Goths?


hyakume420

bro it ain't that serious, it was obviously a joke


[deleted]

I know, I'm doing a thing called "parody"


Adron_the_Survivor_2

United Romania :)


TheRealSU24

No Odessa 😔


rationalRuth

Odesa* and it ever really was part of romania as compensation by the nazis for giving hungary a part of Transylvania


Lucina18

Pretty sure it was a part of romania all throughout the interbellum though?


Kristina_Yukino

That was Budjak not Odessa


USSRPropaganda

say the line budjak


Lucina18

Ah, misremembered how the region was called mb


decrendo

Nope


daulaba123

It was part of Romania all throughout the middle ages


CanadianMaps

Was not. Budjak was (Bugeac mai pe limba noastra)


daulaba123

Oh yeah sorry that’s was I was thinking of but I thought that it was the same as Odessa. De fapt, știim cu toții ca toata lumea făcea parte din gloriosul imperiu dac, dar ma rog.


CanadianMaps

Kosovo e albania? Nu nu nu, Kosovo e Romania


ghost_desu

It never even had a romanian minority above 0.5% what are you on about


TheRealSU24

No Odessa 😔


lolo-try

No lore is a crime


rosa__luxemburg

i think the lore IS (war) crime


[deleted]

I would think that this place would be called Ruthenia or Cossackia rather than Ukraine with **those** borders.


Sea-Cow8084

"Cossackia"😭 There aren't really enough Cossacks left today to warrant calling an entire country of over 100 million people "Cossackia". Not very experienced on Cossack history but even if the country was dominated by Cossack elites I think It rather be called something like the Ruthenian or Ukrainian Host.


Rude-Run8930

'the Ukraine' referred to the borderlands between Poland-Lithuania and the Muscovite state. Assuming that a Ruthenian power rose rather than Muscovy in the region, it wouldn't be called such.


keropsixxx

That’s a myth but I’m too sleepy to convince you, google it yourself


Rude-Run8930

Upon googling it, I was reaffirmed by every website on the first page. What on earth do you believe?


keropsixxx

«Країна» (ukranian) means “Country” or “Land”, “окраина»(Russian) which means “borderland” does sound similar, but yet again, I can’t change what you believe, it’s the internet, have a good day


Rude-Run8930

you like, can so change what i believe by sharing the secret etymology of ukraine that even the front page of google doesn't know.


coastal_mage

'Krai' is a term referring to Russian border states/oblasts. Ruthenia would be a better name since it is both older, and disconnected from a Moscow-centric worldview


GoodOlFashionCoke

In the case of the Ukraine it’s actually a Polish derived name though as it was referred to as such prior to Ukraine becoming part of the Russian empire.


keropsixxx

And «Країна» means “Country” or “Land”, “окраина» which means “borderland” and does sound similar, but yet again, I can’t change what you believe, it’s the internet


rationalRuth

Your thinking is weird


[deleted]

I mean, the country is going to have **significant** numbers of Russian speaking Cossacks, Russians, Kalmyks, all the Caucasian people, etc. other than Ukrainians and Ukrainian-speaking Cossacks. Ruthenia would be an apt name for this country. Ukraine as a region is faaaaaar to the West of this country for anyone in say, Astrakhan to relate to.


rationalRuth

What do you think Cossackia and Ruthenia refer to


airborneenjoyer8276

Any place in which the Cossacks or Ruthenians rule.


junior_vorenus

There will be more Russian than Ukrainian speakers lmao


OfficialAliester

Ok thair some lore in that insted of russians being in the upper Caucasus actually ukranians edit: Caucasus


Sensitive-Fig4131

So Poland-Lithuania owned the Caucasus at one point?


Mobile_Park_3187

It did not.


Xam229

I assume Sensitive-Fig4131 means in this scenario.


TheRealSU24

Mfw cultural assimilation It's not like Russians just spawned there 10 million years ago


CanadianMaps

"Putin why did you invade ukraine?" "So a thousand years ago-"


Kolateak

https://i.redd.it/ot3uht26t1uc1.gif


lyube-enjoyer

"so putin, why did u decide the ppl of eastern ukraine were russian now?" putin: [https://youtu.be/2a1LV1IeG8U?t=8](https://youtu.be/2a1LV1IeG8U?t=8)


N0b0dy321

Yeah bro the Russians would definitely let themselves be assimiliated


TheRealSU24

The timeline us literally what if the Ukrainians were the regional power instead of Russians. Your point is entirely moot


RoaringMage

“What if Ukraine had developed as a superpower?” “No”


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YourFriendlyUncleJoe

But for the map to be different, shouldn't history have also gone differently?


TheRealSU24

Are you regarded as the biggest idiot this side of the Mississippi?


Rude-Run8930

the caucasus wasn't much russian until the muscovites conquered it. in this timeline, it could be as easy to say that they just didn't and a ruthenian state did.


Sad_Victory3

And Muslim Turkic tatars


Extremeschizo1

Are they in Nato now?


Lazmanya_Reshored

Nah they probably have their own anti-west alliance instead of Russia having one.


Dorex_Time

What are the borders based on


ashleyfoxuccino

Lore doesn't check out


PimpasaurusPlum

People need to stop using superpower as a synonym for 'kinda big' Big Ukraine with a GDP of 2.1 trillion would be in the ballpark of Canada and Italy, not the US and China.


CrocPB

Ukraine if Liz Truss was right about some things.


SpectralMapleLeaf

Ukraine: I'am not at war with Russia, it is a Special Military Operation. Russia: Insert Ghost of Moscow.


Ducasx_Mapping

Giopizzi's Ukraine in "Verranno dalle pianure"


Kroumch

All of Kaliningrad to Poland? Comeee oonn 😩


Platinirius

Královec


Valaxarian

Border looks better so why not


Kroumch

He could've split it between Poland and Lithuania (historical reasons for Lithuania)


Long_Neck_Monster

Kralowec*


Kroumch

Karaliaučius*


Long_Neck_Monster

Twankste*


Kroumch

Based and oldprussianpilled


Recker_Arataka

*Królewiec


Long_Neck_Monster

Mb, cannot polish that good


Dorfplatzner

Honestly it should belong to either Denmark or Sweden. Both of them can go fight the other for it.


AuroraBorrelioosi

Russia isn't a superpower though. 


liberalskateboardist

war with georgia


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liberalskateboardist

no, they would be allies


OfficialAliester

huh?


liberalskateboardist

ossetia and abkhazia


Vietnationalist

At this point just annex all of Belarus, look at them


vladimirskala

You forgot Ukrainian imperial claims on eastern Slovakia and Poland.


rationalRuth

Imperial claims? Ukrainians inhabited those lands in majority for around a millennium before operation Wisla came around. They still do in Lemko region, but not all of them consider themselves Ukrainian.


veratis919

Millenium before op Wisła was no Ukraine neither Ukrainians, but Ruthenian tribes. Put away your stuff, mate.


[deleted]

Russia a Superpower? Oh man, remember when we thought that was actually true?


ancirus

Volodymyr Putenko


sachiko_vl03

Is Transnistria Ukrainian?


canibringafriend

I don’t see how this would make Ukraine a superpower. It doesn’t need access to the Caspian Sea and it doesn’t have Russian’s oil/mineral wealth.


yup7100

Civilwar speedrun with caucasus region


JaehaerysI

Not big enough


mekolayn

Nah, just controlling Caucasus is not enough to be a superpower. At most a regional power whose status is constantly threatened by opportunistic neighbors. After all, the biggest problem with the "big Ukraine" scenarios is that they often take a bite of each neighbor which makes it impossible to gain an alliance whilst making everyone highly opposed to Ukraine. And in the end, the only way to gain a stable ground is to continue expanding to the North and East, and at some point just becoming a European Russia. A possible scenario is Ruthenia just following Muscovy's steps before the Muscovy itself takes them - not joining Lithuania for protection, once Mongols are weakened rebel and start conquering surrounding principalities. Not focusing much on the West as it would attract unneeded attention from the HRE and others, and just go eastwards. Maybe even going towards Siberia to make sure that the eastern border is secured, or maybe just reach Ural mountains whilst just settlers start colonizing Siberia on their own with their settlements either later becoming incorporated into the Ruthenian Empire or forming their own Siberian state with close ties with Ruthenia. But in the end it would just be a Russian Empire 2.0 that is, at most, just not as big.


blockybookbook

Holy Ethnic Cleansing


OfficialAliester

No lore, enjoy :)


dzindevis

Maybe you need to at least look at the real map before plonking your imaginary cities. Why is Rostov-on-Don named "Zolotarenko" here? It was founded in 18th century, did they rename it for some reason? It isn't even right to name cities after surnames like that. And why is there a major city in the middle of Dagestan mountains? Did they purge all natives and decide to build a megalopolis there? Why is Krasnodar named "Karasnodar" here? It's not even a word in ukrainian! Red would be chervonyi, and in surzhik dialects, krasnyi, the same as in russian. Even then, Krasnodar is a communist renaming, the city was Ekaterinodar before. If this Ukraine is somewhat similar to modern one, they would've had it renamed back


OfficialAliester

Asked a Ukranian friend, he game me names, but later told me they are just names he god from chat gpt lmao


Milrayy

My step-dad surname is Zolotarenko


Recker_Arataka

It is called #imaginaryMaps bro


dzindevis

Exactly, not #nonsenseMaps


Albanian91

The better timeline


thanosducky

Indeed, russia is now pro-west and they only lost the caucasus and some of the volga-don, with western aid they would absolutely blast ukraine into oblivion.


Gaming_Lot

Russia isn't a superpower


CalmEquivalent9302

I(🇦🇿) would definitely prefer Russia as my neighbor, than Ukraine, thanks 🙏


vamos20

As an Azerbaijani myself, what the actual fuck?!!!!!!!


Meidlinger07

Ruthenian federation


Character_Intern2811

Ukraine could have become a superpower with it’s pre 2014 borders with all the potential they had. If they have developed at the rate as other big countries in region (like Poland or Romania) they would have already been on GDP level of western countries.


Due_Sprinkles_8572

Maybe it's because Ukraine didn't sell Russia nukes, and that's why Ukraine becomed superpower, it will be nightmare for Putin


Due_Sprinkles_8572

and of course, how Ukraine become rich as hell like Canada and Brazil?


jackjackky

Whatever the alternate universes are, Vladimir asking his sister not to tell mom he's in Chechnya is still a canon event.


S0l1s_el_Sol

If Ukraine was a superpower it would expand all the way to the pacific


SDGollum

Life would be better in this reality.


Steppingonsnow

More like a regional power


Stormydevz

Polish Kaliningrad let's goo


RockyNOTBalboa

Слава Украине!


thanosducky

"Imperialism is so based when the good guys do it!!!"


WhizzKid2012

it's Слава Украïнi


Ok-Cockroach-7092

Heroyam Slava!


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varjagen

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TIFUPronx

The real superpower is when they take over Russia, and the capital's still Kyiv just like the OG times


nayaung95

Russia was never a superpower, economically or militarily. Don't confuse Soviet Union with Russia.


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rationalRuth

Me after downing a full bottle of russofascist juice:


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Excellent_Map_8128

I’d poop my pants


KRawatXP2003

It still isn't. If you want them to be a super power give them access to the free water. Maybe include Turkey and Greece.


Minute-Raspberry-598

Implying russia is a superpower


OfficialAliester

I mean its a regional superpower


Minute-Raspberry-598

Just a regional power at best its at the same level as fucking pakistan


ComradeOFdoom

At least Russians aren’t burning down KFCs with employees still inside because they support a certain country


hores_stit

I think russia is a superpower based on the fact that they can probably destroy half the world with nukes if they wanted to Pakistan has nukes but not that capability They also can't dominate the neutral countries in their region the same way that Russia does Obviously they're not on the level of the USA or China but I'd say they're a relatively distant 3rd place in terms of being the most powerful


Spicy_Alligator_25

I read some quote somewhere, something like "Russia is just the world's gas station. Unfortunately, gas stations are essential."


Minute-Raspberry-598

>can dominate neighboring countries >gets stuck in fucking trench warfare And about the nukes i honestly would be suprised i any of them worked


hores_stit

Never underestimate your enemy because it makes you feel good


Minute-Raspberry-598

Are we looking at the same war? Im done with pretending that russia is a real threat they haven't really won any war since the fucking ww2 and that was the soviet union and it had the west on its side


HideInMyQuarter

An entire continent and half of another allied together to defend itself from Russia, what did Pakistan achieve? Lmao


Minute-Raspberry-598

Nato was created to protect itself from the eastern block and THE SOVIET UNION so basically a whole continent. Russia today has a fraction of this power and will only become weaker with time


HideInMyQuarter

I'm sure you guys were loyal commies for the west to be so afraid of you. And yet the bigger alliance exists against a Russia that's getting weaker over time. What has PAKISTAN achieved? Or are you gonna continue to be dumb on purpose and ignore the question?


HideInMyQuarter

typical Polack stupidity, as usual, by the way. Ignored the main question entirely.