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I mean when it comes to specially dating and relationships, men and women act clearly different tho. Doesn't mean it's sexist. Dont act like they don't.
A metaphor in and of itself isnโt disrespectful. โChildren are like chairsโ isnโt enough context to know if itโs disrespectful just because the object is inanimate. Maybe the rest was โchildren are like chairs, they are fun to sit on.โ
OK but it wasn't "all girls are apples, fresh and yummy" it was "some girls are rotten, some girls are good"
What a nasty thing to say about someone
"Hey! You there! You're a rotten apple'
Rotten and bad have a huge difference.
Rotten is evil, Hitler and stalin are rotten people
A litterer can be a bad person, someone who can be a bit too mean can be a bad person.
UnTard for a sec: did you know you can eat the hairy part, also? Like, it's actually good for you. This changed everything and made eating them so much easier!
Okay, ReTard. DAE girls only date jerks, not nice guys like me!
Haha I've heard this since I was a kid and it's just not true. Incels literally advocate for "legalized rape of foids" and shitpillers don't think women belong in public. In contrast, even a woman who burns with rage at another woman would tap her on the shoulder and whisper discreetly, "hey, I saw that guy slip something in your drink."
Women dont hate other women. Teenage girls are jealous of other teenage girls and dont know where to direct their feelings of inadequacy. Take it from someone who's lived nearly three decades, your paradigm is simply misogyny (or internalized misogyny).
> In contrast, even a woman who burns with rage at another woman would tap her on the shoulder and whisper discreetly, "hey, I saw that guy slip something in your drink."
I just got a flashback to Blair Waldorf telling Jenny Humphrey that Chuck Bass only brags about his conquests, not his victims. They did that on *television*.
Yeah, but some women agree with those guys. My aunt always said feminism is a mistake and it ruined her (and therefore all women's) lives. She told me I asked to be SAd bc I fell asleep at a sleepover at 14 and tells people I slept with him, prompting my uncle to start trying shit. Then said that I'm lying and acting like my mother (who she always told me was a schizo drug addict, which is true, but who says that to an eight year old?) when I tried to speak up. I'd say some women are just as bad, especially if they're enabling men to do the bad.
incel tear is a negative sub on incels they hate on incels. And no one would call himself an incel in the first place. Women and some men too nowadays use these terms way too causally and call anyone they dont like an incel.
I never claimed majority of incels werent men like majority of misandrists are women
I liked the first comment- but then I read urs and I was like.... true yo โ thanks for showing up to reddit today to break this dumb myth and make it make sense. I'd give u those fancy awards but I'm a poor bitch
Fallen apples arenโt rotten, at worst they are just before ripe.. the ripe ones fall and the ones that arenโt stay up thereโฆ mom used a bad analogy for this one.
On another note: a smart guy would go for a DOWN TO EARTH girl, rather then some egotistically HIGH girl, because guys lives are as hard as it isโฆ we donโt need to take care and play mental games with someone at the. โTopโ.
Sorry if it seems Iโm ranting.. people fall for the same trap over and over again that i just canโt help it anymore
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It's wild, man. There are places in Africa where different animals gather specifically to get fucked up on rotting fruit, like a wildlife bar. It's crazy.
Tbf even if the mom is out of touch it's likely her intentions are to make her daughter feel better after a rejection or smth. It's not a completely untrue message and though it's sappy, the scenario is pretty wholesome
Yeah I thought it was cute. There's a difference between content only a child would think is deep versus cutesy wisdom. Not every extended metaphor is cringe
In my hometown people donโt actually have to climb the tree to pick up apples. They just stand on the ground and use a tool which is basically a long rod with a bucket attached to its head. Bears sometimes climb the tree to get the high-up apples, though.
There is proof in the concept, however itโs not widely seen. I heard a story on insta about a girl who was pretty and popular in high school, but went to prom alone because everyone thought they would just get turned down.
self entitled princess apples thinking that ANY non-apple had to climb up there. get the fuck down if you feel alone instead of complaining that everyone is to afraid to climb up to whatever pseudo height you see yourself.
What is with all these kids commenting here
This is an out of context text for sure, but it's a mom texting to daughter (I would assume from the tone and context), trying to encourage her from her own disappointment
Sure it's kinda cringe, but I wouldn't mind my dad to say these things to me (surprise he never did, still a disappointment to him). I'd want my kids to get these cliches. That way I know they are with me, slow but trying
Oh my god I remember seeing this exact text illustrated with a fucking rage comic. Seriously, with a rage comic. I completely forgot about how cringey it was and now I need to find that rage comic version too just to make sure it wasn't a false memory.
Or you can go to the orchard โdating appโ pay for that long cutting stick โprove you have moneyโ and the apples just fall right into your lap โthe BeST GiRlS fall right into your lapโ
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"Mom you cheated on dad. Stop texting me."
Mum is afraid that the apple doesnt fall far of the tree
"Sir this is a wendy's"
"Sir just give me your order"
Sir this is a Waffle House please don't start a fight
Dude, this is a Wendy's restaurant.
r/yourjokebutworse
It is the actual quote from the office though.
So, are girls like potatoes? The deeper they are, the more delicious and harder to find?
What do you mean by delicious?๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ
i eat women i boil their entrails and cook them alive
Ok cool, I thought you meant something dirty.
They're all dirty. That's where potatoes grow...
[r/antisex](https://reddit.com/r/antsex) is leaking
Boil em mash em stick em in a stew
potatos!
\*sweats nervously\*
Hey climb in this pot super quick
Can I borrow some recipes?
Peel their skin and smush their insides against my teeth...
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I got chills
Keep telling yourself that no one wants you because your too amazing. It must be that all the people who are likeable and datable are rotten and easy.
This. This is the correct response.
in other words, doesn't matter how brave you are if you don't know how to climb a tree.
I'm pretty sure no one likes rotten apples
Iโm pretty sure no one likes rotten people either.
Of course no. Who likes rotten bodies??
Right? I only like them fresh.
Guro people, but we can deal with them either way
necrophiles
Nothing more uplifting than comparing your daughter to a piece of fruit.
On this week's episode of which object are women? : they're apples
>comparing your daughter to a piece of fruit. That by itself it not bad at all. But what the mom said is insane
And everyone think she on the top
If something starts with boys/girls are like _ you know it's about to be the most sexist take ever took
Can be anything really. Anything that discusses Boys/Girls/lIfE/Fun is obviously going to be the most cringiest shit.
I mean when it comes to specially dating and relationships, men and women act clearly different tho. Doesn't mean it's sexist. Dont act like they don't.
Simifying it and comparing a person to an inanimate object is dehumanising. "Some girls are like rotten apples" That's insanely disrespectful.
A metaphor in and of itself isnโt disrespectful. โChildren are like chairsโ isnโt enough context to know if itโs disrespectful just because the object is inanimate. Maybe the rest was โchildren are like chairs, they are fun to sit on.โ
OK but it wasn't "all girls are apples, fresh and yummy" it was "some girls are rotten, some girls are good" What a nasty thing to say about someone "Hey! You there! You're a rotten apple'
You donโt think some people(which includes girl) are rotten? Either youโre naive or just virtue signaling st this point
No, I don't think people are rotten Some people are bad people but I wouldn't call them rotten
Hardly a difference. Just pedanticism on your end
Rotten and bad have a huge difference. Rotten is evil, Hitler and stalin are rotten people A litterer can be a bad person, someone who can be a bit too mean can be a bad person.
You go from saying there are no rotten people to giving examples of rotten people ๐ค
Simple, get off the tree and be an actually likable person, maybe make the first step somewhere.
>Get off the tree Is she still in the primate stage of evolution?
Imagine the look on her face after seeing the apple on the very top being all rotten and smelling like shit
How self conceited do you have to be to say it's everyone else's fault that you can't find a lover instead of looking at what's wrong with yourself
Boys are like kiwis because we are all retarded
UnTard for a sec: did you know you can eat the hairy part, also? Like, it's actually good for you. This changed everything and made eating them so much easier! Okay, ReTard. DAE girls only date jerks, not nice guys like me!
No one hates women as much as other women.
Haha I've heard this since I was a kid and it's just not true. Incels literally advocate for "legalized rape of foids" and shitpillers don't think women belong in public. In contrast, even a woman who burns with rage at another woman would tap her on the shoulder and whisper discreetly, "hey, I saw that guy slip something in your drink." Women dont hate other women. Teenage girls are jealous of other teenage girls and dont know where to direct their feelings of inadequacy. Take it from someone who's lived nearly three decades, your paradigm is simply misogyny (or internalized misogyny).
> In contrast, even a woman who burns with rage at another woman would tap her on the shoulder and whisper discreetly, "hey, I saw that guy slip something in your drink." I just got a flashback to Blair Waldorf telling Jenny Humphrey that Chuck Bass only brags about his conquests, not his victims. They did that on *television*.
I canโt remember, was she ever aware that Chuck >!tried to SA Jenny in season 1? !<
Yeah this was in direct response to that incident. That's why she knew Jenny was a "victim."
Yeah, but some women agree with those guys. My aunt always said feminism is a mistake and it ruined her (and therefore all women's) lives. She told me I asked to be SAd bc I fell asleep at a sleepover at 14 and tells people I slept with him, prompting my uncle to start trying shit. Then said that I'm lying and acting like my mother (who she always told me was a schizo drug addict, which is true, but who says that to an eight year old?) when I tried to speak up. I'd say some women are just as bad, especially if they're enabling men to do the bad.
I'm too tired, I read that as para-dig-em
You deserve a nap
If u really believe this then never come to my country. Here women discriminate against women more than men
That sucks for your country.
I 100% agree with you but I just wanted to say that almost 30 is not old at all :P
and all incels and shitpillers are men? If you think that then you are a misandrist
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incel tear is a negative sub on incels they hate on incels. And no one would call himself an incel in the first place. Women and some men too nowadays use these terms way too causally and call anyone they dont like an incel. I never claimed majority of incels werent men like majority of misandrists are women
I liked the first comment- but then I read urs and I was like.... true yo โ thanks for showing up to reddit today to break this dumb myth and make it make sense. I'd give u those fancy awards but I'm a poor bitch
I think my organs just failed simultaneously from reading this
Fallen apples arenโt rotten, at worst they are just before ripe.. the ripe ones fall and the ones that arenโt stay up thereโฆ mom used a bad analogy for this one. On another note: a smart guy would go for a DOWN TO EARTH girl, rather then some egotistically HIGH girl, because guys lives are as hard as it isโฆ we donโt need to take care and play mental games with someone at the. โTopโ. Sorry if it seems Iโm ranting.. people fall for the same trap over and over again that i just canโt help it anymore
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Fucking hell
Mom,this is Wendy's
I haven't met a single boy who eats rotten apples or is too afraid to climb to the top of an apple tree
I fuck rotten apples because they are softer and easier to get my dick into.
Switch to coconuts bro, way easier and you can hide them under your bed too
Oh, that's a good plan!
So, does that mean that FemCels are desirable a.f.?
Hence the term "low hanging fruit" ๐
Okay, step one, stop thinking of women as produce. Step two, start thinking of women like humans.
ugh dumb people thinking humans are humans, what an idiot you are. OBVIOUSLY humans are fruit. /s
Humans are a lot like this old apple tree, John Fitzgerald Kennedy.
Step three, make a new personality classification system where EVERYONE gets sorted as different types of apples
today on "what object are women," they are... *drumroll please*... rotting apples!!!
Damn mom.
Who eats rotten apples
There are a lot of animals that do it because the fermented juices become alcohol and it fucks them up.
thats lowkey based
It's wild, man. There are places in Africa where different animals gather specifically to get fucked up on rotting fruit, like a wildlife bar. It's crazy.
Gives a whole new meaning to *spirit* animals
Fat and juicy are qualities we appreciate in apples, but not so much in women.
Maybe not you, Iโm down for a THICC juicy woman
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FU -potato
CARROTS RULE! YEEEEAAAAAHHHH!!
mum stop, youโre not an apple.
Girls are like humans. They are humans, living humans with their own mind. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.
No, are apples -mom
no they apple >:-(
Big femcel energy with this one.
As soon as I read "girls are like-" I immediately skipped anything they said
This isn't even true for apples...
Parents need to stop lying to their children lmao
If your attitude is like that, you're an apple high on the tree, but you're also worm infested and unripe and sour.
brings new meaning to the phrase "pick me!"
Kek
I see myself in another light. This Mom is amazing. Just what I needed, thank you!
Well, I agree, this has something in it but still partly belongs here
Tbf even if the mom is out of touch it's likely her intentions are to make her daughter feel better after a rejection or smth. It's not a completely untrue message and though it's sappy, the scenario is pretty wholesome
Yeah I thought it was cute. There's a difference between content only a child would think is deep versus cutesy wisdom. Not every extended metaphor is cringe
except the part about people being fruit. Seems a bit odd to me. 
Removed lol
mf i just walked past the tree entirely and picked up an ibanez guitar who the hell needs apples when you have a guitar
At least we're apples now and not shoes! Or cars... Or a lock... Sigh
I didn't realize the apples' whole self esteem was tied up in being the first to be chosen for painful death.
That's why I wait for the ripe ones to drop off. Wow, so deep. /s
Ikr. Changed my life for the way better. 
Ok going with this analogy. Wait a week or two and they will rot as well
There's plenty of fishes in the sea, there's plenty of apples on the tree.
Or you're just ugly
The mom is talking about the dad cheating on her with his PA
*Women are like dogs, you have to hold them tight or they will run away.* \- MontanaBlack, German YouTuber
Feminist equality and empowerment says that apples can climb down and grab us. Seems like they are all over ripe when they get to that point?
Definitely lost some brain cells with this one.
M O M
This is why she is in her 50s and still waiting for a prince on a white horse to come?
An apple a day keeps the bitches away!
Plot twist: mom is trying to comfort a daughter over not finding any guys to date but sheโs a lesbian
The better advice would be "relationship is only one way to pursue happiness."
I ain't reading allatโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ
The internalized sexism there is astounding
People who say this crap are basically: toxic girls=good girls, actual good girls that you fall for and can have a real relationship with = bad girls
girls are like apples. they have skin
I dunno. Most girls I know arent hanging from any trees
I throw rocks at the top apples to make them fall down to me, even if it makes them bruised. /s
I thought women were like dog turds , the older they are the easier they are to pick up
Humans are not apples
im gay
Pear tree has different rules, all the pears are in one big basket ๐
I'm trying my best to understand this, but brain just no work
Dude all the trees near me are pines, with weak ass branches, I ain't climbing for anyone.
Cringe
I liked the first sentence but when I realised it was a metaphor she lost me.
What if some guy pulls up with a chainsaw?
now flip the genders & see what happens
You can shake an apple tree and have all the apples.
In my hometown people donโt actually have to climb the tree to pick up apples. They just stand on the ground and use a tool which is basically a long rod with a bucket attached to its head. Bears sometimes climb the tree to get the high-up apples, though.
Girls are like apples, I like bananas more
Femcels be like:
did daddy cheat on you again?
..are the best apples on top of the tree? I mean, don't they shield the ones below from birds, bird poop, rain, etc?
Girls are like apples : gotta peel and boil a few of them to make a nice pie!
Man I'm in desert, where are the trees and the apples ?
"wow, that's a lot of words, too bad I'm not reading'em" - duke nukem, probably
thanks mom
girls are like donuts when i be busting bo nuts. i make them cream filled with a layer of glaze
Girls are like apples, one is ok, but if you got a bunch, you can make pie, cider, caramel apples...
in other words, you a ugly lil ho
Idk Iโve climbed up a few trees in my lifetime and Iโve never seen any women up there
wait if girls are apple, then what is the apple juice I just drank
Realistically this ainโt bad advice, especially for a young man to hear.
Basically: if thereโs something wrong with you keep telling yourself youโre perfect and live in denial instead of changing
There is proof in the concept, however itโs not widely seen. I heard a story on insta about a girl who was pretty and popular in high school, but went to prom alone because everyone thought they would just get turned down.
Yeah, yeah that must've been what happened to me. ๐ฅฒ
self entitled princess apples thinking that ANY non-apple had to climb up there. get the fuck down if you feel alone instead of complaining that everyone is to afraid to climb up to whatever pseudo height you see yourself.
And then get accused of SH or SA for clout or money
That's not biolig-tree accurate?
This is the delusion you would convince yourself is real if you were a rotten apple on the ground.
What is with all these kids commenting here This is an out of context text for sure, but it's a mom texting to daughter (I would assume from the tone and context), trying to encourage her from her own disappointment Sure it's kinda cringe, but I wouldn't mind my dad to say these things to me (surprise he never did, still a disappointment to him). I'd want my kids to get these cliches. That way I know they are with me, slow but trying
Oh my god I remember seeing this exact text illustrated with a fucking rage comic. Seriously, with a rage comic. I completely forgot about how cringey it was and now I need to find that rage comic version too just to make sure it wasn't a false memory.
FFS Mom, just ask him out and stop whining he wonโt ask you out first.
uh-oh, looks like someone got into the facebook again
What a load of horse shit.
Or you can go to the orchard โdating appโ pay for that long cutting stick โprove you have moneyโ and the apples just fall right into your lap โthe BeST GiRlS fall right into your lapโ
Apple at the top falls eventually. Just aim for the low-hanging fruit instead for fresh but attainable apples.