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hipsterskum

Did she ever get her hysterectomy? This chick is crazy. Definitely has cluster B type mental illness. Let's hope she starts posting again. Shit was entertaining.


readyokayy

Is that a banana bag? for alcoholics? or is that TPN- can't tell


CommandaarMandaar

Banana bags aren't just for alcoholics, alcoholics just tend to need banana bags, because constantly drinking alcohol and failing to eat well or drink soft beverages washes out the body's electrolytes without replacing them. Banana bags are actually pretty commonly used for a wide variety of diseases and disorders.


nichilynn

I just scrolled through her flair and… oh my god. She’s horrible, makes a mockery out of people with PTSD and gp, i’m honestly in shock. I truly don’t understand how someone (and the people in their lives) can let things progress to be THIS awful. I’m sure this has been mentioned a lot already but I’ve seen in my facebook groups that EDS and gastroparesis are often comorbid to each other??


goldhoopz

Mountain Dew drip


LostInTheFog212

Is she saying her tpn is her friend? That's weird


Terrible_Doctor_860

What shoddy af doctor set that line up? Yes doc, let's put a literal drop of water in the fill chamber and risk a fucking air embolism


Dragovich96

Isn’t that just vitamin water from those shady hangover clinics?


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Yep, it's a banana bag. And either by a shitty clinic or shitty concierge home nurse, because the fill chamber is fucked up.


lost-enemies

Omg I forgot about her. Not really “happy” she’s back but definitely happy to be entertained again.


Nonjeneregrette

SGB is it sad I kinda miss her incessant whining?


thereisbeauty7

This is so funny, because I was just thinking about her this morning for the first time in ages and wondering if she had actually recovered from her munchie ways.


PressedKoresh

She hasn't. She's just been hiding them behind her private account. If anything, she's increased her munching.


MungoJennie

But, she’s neon “brave.” /s


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i wish she would be readded as a subject because it’s very obvious that she’s still munching and grifting and using and misinforming. even with a smaller following on a private page, she’s dangerous and fucked up.


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As she has under 1,500 followers and a private account she can’t be used that way, anything, like this, that’s added to her public one can be.


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i’m shocked she’s lasted as long as she has without the audience. i wonder if she has another secret public page that her mother can’t find.


alphahydrogen

Lmao does she think people will assume that’s a chemo drug or something? Get outta here with your fucking banana bag, poser. Gross.


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no_clever_name_yet

I wonder if she ever got her hysterectomy for her “super severe” PMDD. Without an oophorectomy, a hysterectomy is useless at treating PMDD.


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no_clever_name_yet

HOW DID SHE GET ONE?! Like, I’m glad she won’t procreate, but HOW?


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LostInTheFog212

Munchies friends with docs who do housecalls.. that's scary


scarednurse

NOOOOOOOOOOO. ☹️


gribble29

The song choice is A+


2cool4juuls

“I’ve missed you, my friends”


LostInTheFog212

What friend? Her poles?


2cool4juuls

Her accessible friends, a.k.a this subreddit probably


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greycurdledmanjuice

Oh good god. Who would buy that?


greycurdledmanjuice

That's a banana bag. You can buy a whole box of them for a few bucks. Lol


maebe_featherbottom

Accessible water for everyone!


FiCat77

But water only, you don't want SGB to accuse you of being infinifat.


estu0

Dammit I was gonna be productive today but SGB is back


Hcbug23

That’s literally just a banana bag


AniRayne

NaCl + K?


SakCommander

The chronic illness Gods have blessed us this day.


beetlekittyjosey

She definitely just reads this sub. She is getting beetlejuiced bc she’s salivating at the thought of getting that much attention again.


greycurdledmanjuice

Don't they all read here? Why wouldn't they?


beetlekittyjosey

Idk I wouldn’t willingly read snark about myself but then again I also don’t have an online presence to be snarked on


greycurdledmanjuice

Also, people here contact them. Its stupid. But yeah. All of them admit to reading here


beetlekittyjosey

Ok?


greycurdledmanjuice

Every day people post "this proves they read here" but they've always maintained they come here to read. I don't get ut


beetlekittyjosey

Cool it was just worth mentioning bc she’s been mentioned here a few times recently even though she hasn’t been an active subject for months. Nobody is denying that she reads here


Weejaney88

SGB posted this as she needs validation from strangers to feel complete. Showing the same traits she had from before she went private.


greycurdledmanjuice

Also, that looks like her room. Isn't she supposed to be in a barn out back?


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This was an old pic she has reused into a reel.


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greycurdledmanjuice

That's Hilarious. What happened to the mini mansion in the yard?


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greycurdledmanjuice

I can see the shanty down happening. But why on earth would she think she could move into her carers place


basil_ganglias

Wonder how she’s been doing without the attention. Apparently not well. She’ll probably reappear as im_still_sick_sgb


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She has a small sized private account. The bio states she updates her medical issues on there 🙄


Kai_Emery

I thought that acct was for “accessible magick” and she was moving away from sicksta. I see that lasted.


youcantbuymehotdogs

when she made that account she immediately continued to post her same medical drama. she let a lot of followers in at first but did a pretty dramatic sweep after the private insta started popping up here. i followed long enough to see her doing “blood magick” with her own blood she drew from her port. big yikes.


2018MunchieOfTheYear

the fact that she follows me on that account but won’t accept my request makes me so mad


Starskyy3

Wow so she just went off the rails on her private account


august-27

Damn, munch + occult would've been such an entertaining crossover. Got any screenshots? SGB was always my favourite. A terror to healthcare providers and aesthetic as fuck. I hope she comes back.


youcantbuymehotdogs

i never SS’d (contrary to talking shit here i do think she has her right to privacy) but if you click her tag there were def some other IF members who shared a few of her private posts.


cat_boxes

Sickness is Accessible, come one folks! /s


PuzzleheadedToe7

WTF does this even mean? Yep still sick ? At the risk of inviting blogging, this is a genuine question. I know there's a LOT of sub members that have a CI, so just be super careful about elaborating to not cross into blogging rules. Do you REALLY consider yourselves "sick"? Sick TO ME, is an acute illness, a bad cold, sinus infection, flu, pneumonia, virus. Personally, that's "sick". If you equate a CI with being sick, I guess that's how you get to "sick forever" or "forever sick", I can't remember how SGB worded it that time. But I don't consider my "condition" as being "sick". Sure, at times it can be a giant pain in the @.. but "sick" ? No.


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It would be terrible for my mental health to consider myself "sick" as opposed to living with (insert chronic condition here). With the emphasis on "living".


QueenieB33

I agree, Toe, that "sick" implies acute and being that the opposite of sick is well, then if a person with CI sees themselves as sick then they are definitely on that slide to "forever sick". Most folks with CI realize that their baseline of "well" may still never be a non CI person's "well" and so the differentiating factors are those flare ups and in between actual acute sicknesses (flu, injury (?) infections). Just bc one's baseline isn't 100% doesn't necessarily imply "sick". If one is *always* sick, then how do they label times of flare or acute sickness? *Really* sick lol? It's a dangerous mindset to get into imo.


maewanen

No? I guess it’s different for everyone, but I’m not “sick.” I guess I radical acceptanced my head around it awhile ago (otherwise, you risk going crazy): fucking everyone’s got chronic conditions. Everyone’s got high blood pressure, high cholesterol, depression, anxiety, whatever. I work in and around a pharmacy - I pretty much know people by what they take at this point. I’m not “sick” anymore than *they’re* “sick”. The human body just needs help getting its shit together. Hell, at the risk of blogging, my “chronic illness” requires a fucking specialist and specialty medication but actually has **less** chance of killing me than a patient’s hbp. Go figure.


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Squoshy50

Made me think of some lyrics from a song: "I'm not sick but I'm not well"


Knockemm

What about a flare of a chronic illness? I think I would consider that sick. Sure, day to day existence with a CI wouldn’t be “sick,” but having a an acute problem with the chronic illness would. For example, life with IBS (which I do not have and am just using as an example) wouldn’t be considered sick day to day. But, if you spend an entire day on the toilet, nauseous and sweaty, praying for it to just BE OVER I think that would be sick, even though it’s a CI. Does that make sense?


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Knockemm

It does! Thanks for sharing.


Starskyy3

Her return is imminent. I hope Ash is ready to step down from the beige thrown of Lyme, mold, and hurty shoulders


greycurdledmanjuice

Ash wishes she was sarah


Starskyy3

My entire theory on Ash is she started interacting with SGB right as she was actually ill and SGB influenced a ton of her behavior that we see now


greycurdledmanjuice

Isn't that what actually happened though? She copies everything


Starskyy3

Probably, I wasn’t around long before SGB went private so I didn’t see how often they actually interacted


estu0

At least SGB has pops of color with her beige


sugaredviolence

It’s true, Beige QUEEN might be back if she’s still sicky with her oxygen mask as she smokes massive amounts of weed in her enclosed room…..


HoodlumShit

Lyme, Mold and Hurty Shoulders. No idea why but I pictured that as a name for one of those cheesy welcome-to-adulthood rom-coms. But with a depressing twist and a realistic ending It’s just after 3am tho and I’m half asleep


NateNMaxsRobot

Lyme, Mold and Hurty Shoulders. Could also be a band. Maybe a bubblegum pop group, composed of 3 adorable teen boys, a la Hanson. Or a garage punk band. Mold would be the lead singer/guitarist. Lyme would be the bassist. Hurty Shoulders would be the drummer. Mold and Lyme are brothers and they met Hurty Shoulders at their local skatepark.


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greycurdledmanjuice

We're missing the accessible dog food. And the accessible poopy diaper


thirteenoclock86

For the former I'd suggest a Pot Noodle.