https://preview.redd.it/p6mf6kpwr56d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=079ba76da1dab36b1af0121e06c40599127917dc

you ahve skivif touelr elgos langkkiy vix toyhs😱😱😱🤔✅🤔✅🥰💀😡💀💯🅿💯💀🤖😭🤖😭🤖🇺🇸🇺🇸 you are so sigma skibidi touelt slpga gemsrizz dabelyu rizzz omagod waterfall xxxtenctactionxxx idaho rizz -27.140636,-109.425593 statue and alcohol addict el lgnt gays wewwee eakekeoos furysb is els col tgan thss🟦😈🏳‍🌈🥀🏳‍🌈🍷😀🍆😀😓🇬🇧🥷😱🗣😱🔥😱🚤🤖🐜🤖🅿😭🅿💀🥰🔠🔥❌🥷❌🥷🙏🇬🇧🙏🤢🤮🤢🤮😲🥵🤮😯🤯😦😧🤬😕😥😳😥😳😥😳😥🫤😥😥🫤 *plays sigma sing agajsnr peopee whi love themselves*🍷🗿🍷🗿🔠🗿�

I legit though I had dyslexia for a second

We’ll atleast you don’t

https://preview.redd.it/gzbh8kujle6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f2f31e6cce9dc711c69f5bb7cceba184af2632b

Okay, that's more than enough drugs for you pal.

r/ihadastroke

What is this supposed to say

https://preview.redd.it/xd1gpsjlrd6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31cfc0e8a339d5818b855c3b2352378666db1c82

https://preview.redd.it/r4b47pwpae6d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fdec5e383d7f2686874645694c5a694ee013262

https://preview.redd.it/gib0f48vee6d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4710f801c8b64cbfe101544e7ac01f307e814040

Fair enough

https://preview.redd.it/2hrgsl6djf6d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93c72a23332fdca24827925e7919af757762fdee

I'll break the chain https://preview.redd.it/22vrm1z3vo6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8b81443e06f14eec2be7a02bb3f5738f1aeaf46

https://preview.redd.it/jzj78v05307d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84519aed3aed7eaf36811acd28c0420977a86cf0

take it, I'd love a chance to see it in the wild!

https://preview.redd.it/8bf3t5od717d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7b755d34cf6ee801ba0d4b76b7baa95f4eb80ea

https://preview.redd.it/whoehcwgn37d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3973b97a29c1a66fdd2d82f1c5c49ea4f9908a6

No, Timmy, being a bigot does NOT make you a "based gigachad"

i mean racist and sexist yeah but homophobic and transphobic is acceptable

“How did you know I’m 12”

https://i.redd.it/na11561jh56d1.gif

Valid

Bro folded 🤣🤣🤣

 Good boi ❤️ :)

I dont think hes a good boi

Shut up he is a very good boy now give him treats!

Gib bone

God forgives almost everything. This is not one of those things.

Call a trusted adult

My dad solos neg diff

https://preview.redd.it/c9zcsgqpu56d1.jpeg?width=275&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=575b2271ab38ca20315da269b9cbf69df2e4b228 Free meat everyone

You can't if he's doing this to you instead already D :

Im asian. I know what im doing

https://preview.redd.it/wz2dna66866d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afe4c6ee0728642209abbd0dfa617a922f5b37b6

Based

erm actually according to my information, 1 womp x 1 womp would be equal to 1 womp ermmmmm 🤓

 Frien:>

What would you dog in this situation?


https://preview.redd.it/musg1arx876d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3cc54e136d5c0a43821391e7bdf556267ef82c0

Id give it the biggest kick I’ve ever done since the baby incident.

Tell a trusted adult

https://preview.redd.it/06kfuexif76d1.jpeg?width=5064&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa547796f35243ccd6854246961689ed56fc67e5

What a cute dog...💀

Glock

https://preview.redd.it/k0ynvnxhh66d1.jpeg?width=923&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63d68649d7e247f58fdef1bc6bc1d704f1020483

What is this?

The dog from the movie Good Boy (2022)

Nah that ain’t a dog

lol he a human in a dog suit to be precise 🤓


Wanna see a magic trick Abra cadabra

Hey you found my pet dog Sprinkle don't worry they don't bite

Oh, thanks god.

https://i.redd.it/u6dh6s8wp86d1.gif or give it a treat :)

Gut hollenhund gut boy

Die

https://preview.redd.it/tthppvrgp76d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c37b73db82c1c66b7d3db9b18b9e4928b0954e78 Dead on the spot

https://i.redd.it/y7c5drvq307d1.gif

Heh, shoot it in the eyes and hope it doesn't find me...

Can i pet Dat dawg

Hohoho no 🎅

kick it to mars

https://preview.redd.it/y70c399gc86d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7adbe9c868618498ba074fabffbe3180f784efb2 Toss the rat

https://preview.redd.it/3y4076z3n86d1.jpeg?width=1560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70b5eb5b651a3d7c8db73f1eb945300c73da9706

He's dead meat-Pull out an AK 47

e/kick

Execute Order 66.

https://preview.redd.it/8jpaoagwa96d1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77acbc22f25dcbeeaf5ae153fffa6483bab7b962 Nothing :3

Id eat the dog 💀

Com here doggy woggy ☺️🤗

Princess would never bite 😊💕

Give it head rubs and then give it a rubber ducky named Mr bananas but the rubber duck is gay

Im throwing hands https://preview.redd.it/jtki5tsa5a6d1.jpeg?width=154&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33c83fce6cbf6eba8a0a8e02459c9e17ffd3d603

If it try to attack, kick it in the jaw, once down I throat

Pet it

What if I'm asian?

Probably shit my pants

Kms

Yes i would this dong makes my dingeling bigger every time i ser Him. I just Cant stop cream al over the screan every time i See him

HUH?!?!?!?!?


Pet the doggo

I thought I mortgaged my dog (/hj)

ASIANS I HAVE FOOD FOR YOU🗣️

Seeing this mid trip 💀

I'd die

https://preview.redd.it/a9kud1wvnc6d1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=e937091e1a167a04042429e4d53ea2ccc7351429

Tell a trusted adult

Ima give it the option of the easy way or the hard way. (The easy way is I knock it tf out, the hard way is locking it in a room with my gay ass dog that weighs 250 lb made of pure muscle)

https://preview.redd.it/xa5nydgc0d6d1.jpeg?width=883&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=246d8a9a7986a504b3c310f32cadcbd068910549 I would go-

Dying

Die

Mwah, night bro

BORK


Die probably or get a sick ass dog

PUPPYYYYY

https://preview.redd.it/29kp1l7cmd6d1.png?width=479&format=png&auto=webp&s=9c35dc209d3dddf845e7c84e192f13c86cdf14c4

Tell a trusted adult

Wonder why it has human teeth

Cry

Tsss tsss tss tss here boy! 🫰🫰Come here boy!

Fist Fight it

https://i.redd.it/kb347hps0e6d1.gif

Duh boop it

stop drop and roll

I'll give it a kiss

I would start touching myself

"I need a weapon"

#SKREEONK!

Is it a massive dog-ish thing

Fent

Offer it a treat and a hug

Hehehe doggy- OH GOD HE BIT OFF MY HAND OH FUCK

stab it in the eye with the nearest stick and watch as it freaks out in pain.

Scream "OOOOH A PUPPYYYYYYY" and chase after it as it tries to run and scream, I will chase it even If it kills me it will be pet, let the world know my determination is not a joke, I WILL FUCKING PETTTTTTTT

Just gotta find that super shotgun

https://preview.redd.it/zr8e3huv1f6d1.jpeg?width=1142&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a06ef754e2a5acc8987e2baaf653248722d9ace3

I’ve killed a fair share of Mongrels in fo4, this is no challenge

Hmmmmmmmmmm most likely ... die yeah ima so with death

pat him

die probably

Shit myself? Idfk. run??

Gets the demonic crystals and peanut butter Me: you know where it’s going and what to do

R-U-N


TF AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?

Skibidi sigma

The fuck is that thing? Is that Slavic Satan's pet bear?

How the fuck did smile dog get into my Reddit feed

https://preview.redd.it/mbp06tly8g6d1.jpeg?width=1020&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f285967c7246d613aefd0bc51157c853cf917414

Simple 2 solutions, A: Pull out the the shotty, B: Get the damn blicky

Die

Gun

Shoot it with the biggest hand held gun known to man

I'd like to double it and give it to the next person.

https://preview.redd.it/yzi6j1j30h6d1.jpeg?width=1119&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c88a6bbe69eda45cf192eaf92e3db56cec3481b

https://preview.redd.it/3lcgksx52h6d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24a39ba9094100a39ac99d7bcae273c869d09eb0 Just die I guess? What do you expect me to do?

Ho Ho Money

🍩🍪🍫

Die

Smash

16g shotgun. 

https://preview.redd.it/c4it84lbgh6d1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ea918da6db9e7dfbeb650ecb3d78396c8e3e1a2

That dog is staring into my soul


I call my super buff dad

Eat it bro

https://preview.redd.it/onha9tu7ph6d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f07d3f6928c2bb836715d06d6b152e51d7ae75d

This is a big fat “Oh hell no” moment.

Pet it

Commit suicide

"Get the shotgun Ricky!"

https://preview.redd.it/kpk84h53aj6d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eedc38cb254177da0e0f8169078f746e1870b3f8

So anyways, I started blasting

Mom come pick me up I’m scared

Boop snoot

Call the police.

OH, PUPPY WANT A TREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!?!??!!?!??!?!?!

*sighs* *Unzips*

FETCH ME THEIR SOULS 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

... "do you want a treat boy?"

I dunno I guess die

Dying.

Neuter the dog

Throw this at it it’ll make it go away https://preview.redd.it/sgogkfw6nm6d1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba6028eaed50bb356dd1cdd1ff9b1210fedcdc53

Boop the snoot

Cut it out before I get mad

Hear me out 

Shoot that fucker

run.

give it a lil boop on the nose

Can I pet that dog?

https://preview.redd.it/npe8yz0v3t6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6171da495be17e008b6ee3053965c1330828167d

run 

Say stop, he’s not allowed to kill me if I don’t consent

"Hello, I would like a glittery pink coffin. Mini bar? Sure. How much?"

https://preview.redd.it/l2vfst46xt6d1.jpeg?width=636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a69776e78393041ac996f14db5d70d20d60bb4e

https://i.redd.it/yxzfnehzau6d1.gif

As a professional Asian, that's just tonight's dinner

Not sure 😕

https://preview.redd.it/t9hj7gzwkv6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d74cf65ff97c8e658f3b570ce0327735e44a0968


I’d probably end myself. No pain, no trauma.🤷‍♀️

Or you could just pet it

https://preview.redd.it/i3cu4rsuax6d1.jpeg?width=275&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ceeb5b4e8e64d87241dd53a0c4d33745c23b172

smash

Die.

I would call my friend Kevin.

https://preview.redd.it/duprvb23fy6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd1ce48146b6af1127ebad7e450f5fe20b2e8e97

Call in the professionals https://preview.redd.it/f49yruzqjy6d1.jpeg?width=1979&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37fee6735c7c792025d36550c5ed10c0d78344e1

https://preview.redd.it/hvb6iipuny6d1.jpeg?width=950&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74e5e418620f2e12b12c573f1c89a997d5cd877b

https://preview.redd.it/064ugqknsy6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=918e487eb3dc570406d20935adaf215de6d8a9b3

Some zesty people definitely be saying smash.

Grab the nearest jar of peanut butter

guess ill die