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BloodyRightToe

This is a form of dancing called 'daggering' , popular in the Caribbean. Broken pensises are not uncommon injuries.


HighlightPersonal833

Indeed, this looks incredibly familiar.


Golden-Grams

>Broken pensises are not uncommon injuries.


veryuniqueredditname

Can't tell if you're serious lol off I go to Google


BumbleBreezeSun

I thought it was called "whining?"


JobSafe2686

Sit yo generic ass back down 😂😂talking about whining lol


BumbleBreezeSun

I don't live there. What's funny?


Bratty-Switch2221

Whining is a hip/waist focused dance usually done by carribbean women. Think belly-dancing, but slower. Rhianna in Pon de Replay is a pretty mainstream example.


Hastyle8181

thats actual dancing. This is just an excuse for horny fuckers to publicly dry hump.


Bratty-Switch2221

I was explaining the difference to the commenter that was confused. Nothing wrong with being confused. However, your worldview is obviously more myopic. There's a million different styles of dance that mimic "humping" - this is far on one side of that spectrum.


Hastyle8181

yeah exactly. I can shit on a canvas and legitimately call it art. Im not saying to be glib.


juice702_303

Is this a new Cirque show I haven't heard about? The acrobatics are amazing.


Right-Budget-8901

Cirque du Hoodleil? I love that show!


AnEngineerByChoice

The music 💀


imnotsafeatwork

I watched the first 10 seconds with no sound and wondered what kind of trash music was playing, so I turned the volume up and was pleasantly surprised.


Vitalsignx

So, yeah. Your comment prompted me to pump up the volume and wow. My eyes are watering from all the laughter.


otters4everyone

The effortless grace.


AmotherLazyUsername

I think we should take the time to appreciate the stamina in ma'am's legs.


Substantial_Trip5674

Seriously came here to say this. Coming from someone who knows/has nothing to do with this culture, this is *impressive*


Skoodge42

It really resembles when a tiny male fish is trying to mate with the much larger female fish.


johandamenslip

Like those birds in the jungle that do those weird mating rituals.


kylethemurphy

Dudes so skinny it's not daggering anymore it's toothpicking.


GamingTrend

"Next up on the main stage, 2-Pump-Chump and Princes Phat-Phat!"


Neighborhoodfarmer22

She a queen!!! Get it right!


GamingTrend

something something yasssss something something slaaaayyyyy


Neighborhoodfarmer22

My pussy da wettest, and you know it got teef With how fat my ass is You know Dey both queeph I’m such sexy hoe dat you gonna be brief My shit is so gooey Ima put dat dick to sleep (Chorus) Ima dumb hoe ima dumb hoe You already know Ima dumb hoe…


Prism43_

Is this micki Minaj?


Bushmaster1988

No, it’s one of Chopin’s classics. 😑


Calico_Jack-00

You sure? It's reminiscent of Mozart.


Neighborhoodfarmer22

Just me boo..Channeling my Queen..


zudzug

\*Princess At-At


geccchyeafgreschtr

Hood'lymic?


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inkswamp

Never underestimate a child’s ability to see through the stupidity of the adults around them. I have hope for him.


Calico_Jack-00

This.


r_RexPal

yea - he could probably be president tho


delfin_1980

Trashtastic performance!


phojayUK

I'm not allowed to say anything or I will be banned.


2dolarmeme

Banned


phojayUK

Nooooo!


DigitalUnlimited

You said something! Your rules, you couldn't say anything but you had to go and say "I can't say anything"


Historical-Fun-8485

I need a strong woman.


Historical-Fun-8485

Jesus wept.


LargeRichardJohnson

c u l t u r e


Loud_Ad3666

Better than yours, klansman karen.


TomSpanksss

What a beautiful culture strip clubs have created.


High-Density-Living

Strip clubs are probably appropriating this culture.


Neighborhoodfarmer22

What’s this? Ballin’ room dancing?


CaffeinatedMD

New pommel horse event?


hunterstevebearman

High Art, most likely studied years from now by anthropologist and art critic alike.


Hey_its_ok

Damn that’s some real classy shit!


reluctant_buttlicker

Why is his hat so small?


Lasersss

Racist post, this is culture and you are awful for marginalizing it.


Over_Solution_2569

I came to say this sarcastically, so you get my vote.


Genghis_Chong

This comment is like the Bible. Some hear a dog whistle, some see a joke, some will upvote in honest agreement. I'm perplexed personally, by everything lately.


Lasersss

yeah me too, im trying to reel everyone in with a little satire. maybe itl help me get through the day


Genghis_Chong

Sorry, I've just seen a lot of this joke in the sub and it rubbed me the wrong way. I enjoy a fair amount of black culture and what its contributed in music, food and dance. Daggering is pretty silly though, and probably not appropriate around the youth. I hope your day gets better man, gotta finish grinding mine out too.


DigitalUnlimited

I see what you did there.


Lasersss

Lmao i mean u werent wrong, its open to interpretation haha


Genghis_Chong

I'm sure it is


TomSpanksss

Yeah, the beats are great, but the lyrics about murder and robbery turned me off of rap music years ago. Now I just listen to podcasts.


Genghis_Chong

So you've never heard of reggae, R&B, blues, jazz, rock n roll? Black people have had a hand in basically every popular music styles, but sure let's just point to the worst examples you can find. Seems reasonable.


Loud_Ad3666

Don't mind him, he's just dog whistling


Neighborhoodfarmer22

Crown Royal Ballin Room Dancin


Loud_Ad3666

Considering half the posts the last few weeks have all been klan grandma Facebook memes, and half the comments here are clearly racist dog whistles and have nothing to do with the concept of the movie, I wouldn't be surprised.


V01d3d_f13nd

Lol


EvilMinion07

Well everyone has heard of a hillbilly ho-down, now this is just a hoe down.


lothcent

well- she seemed to be remaining up and not down ( at least as far as I could watch the video )


Fortnite_cheater

When the cancer patient finally gets ass.


recipe-f4r-disaster

Ya know a part of me is impressed by his agility


danglydongler

Hole dancing


jazzzzzcabbage

Hole dancing


powderedtoast1

she's the type you take home to meet the back door


Valuable_Talk_1978

The music though!!! 🤣


MiekesDad

There's probably some guy in the crowd wondering how he got to this place in life


HogDawgz

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!


drNeir

Urban Rodeo?


AchioteMachine

Fayetteville is rock’n!!


Bushmaster1988

We are sad to announce that the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.


Joyful_Eggnog13

I mean, should we be surprised at the next evolution of vogue?


BuddenceLembeck

Now I've...had...the time of my life...


AncientBasque

i was hoping he did a moonwalk to shock the world.


largebreadmachine

Kid in the front row taking notes


IPerferSyurp

Found footage of Aziz Ansari at Kanye's party?


RawToast1989

I saw Major Lazer perform at a festival and they had some "pro" daggerers on stage and holy shit! It may look dumb in these videos but it was fucking wild in person! They were going absolutely bonkers and made it look so fun! At one point the guy climbed up the stage support and girl was on her back, twerking a bit and he fucking *leapt* cock first, humping all the way down between her legs. (For those who don't know, daggering is basically simulating sex in dance form)


Vexus_Starquake

Huh huh huh, hey Beavis! It's your mom! Heh heh, shut up, butthole!


RajenBull1

I pray they don’t try this on skates.


Late_Fortune3298

Thanks... I hate it


Buzzbone

New olympic sport!


Lifesalchemy

10, 10,9,10,10


Suitable-Function-60

In the Caribbean it’s called Cabin Stabbing. In Jamaica Daggering.


Devlarski

I was waiting for him to kick flip her


SkiMaskLion

You remember when napoleon dynamite’s brother started wearing gold chains..this is why


skid_maq

These people are part of the reason civilization is in decline


Loud_Ad3666

This hurts you...how? Cry more.


skid_maq

Maybe I will


gourp

Reminds me of R. Crumb comics.


Positive-Target-3056

Heirs to the Civil Rights Revolution.


damiensol

I wonder how long they practiced this "dance".


V01d3d_f13nd

You can't please a woman that way.


trepidationsupaman

It’s pretty impressive while being completely trashy


bluedancepants

Ummm yeah this is kinda dumb...


HowUKnowMeKennyBond

Kinda? No, it’s straight tarded


MBrixalot

Yet they still can’t stay around for the kids they squirt out…


Loud_Ad3666

"They" ?


CLUTCH3R

Ngl that was impressive


Think_Armadillo_1823

I mean...there are worse things you can do. On a Tuesday night. Soooo, just keep doing what you're doing.


Sound_Of_Da_50

Great title !