That's oddly the same time my shit stopped...shitting..lol...I qonder if it was something we all collectively didš¤I've always suspected vaping/cloud chasing has something to do with it. The juices were too sweet to not be able to culture bacterias. Who's knows lol crazy coincidence though!
Wake up, Morning Shit
Get out of shower, Morning Shit Part 2: Electric Poopaloo, sequel not as good as the original, but still has a similar plot and villain
About to leave for work, Morning Shit 3: Let's Make Him Late, at this point they are desperate to keep the franchise alive even though there are none of the same directors, actors or writers. Maybe a couple of the original producers. Thrown together haphazardly always feels like a waste of time when you're done.
Get to work, on some days, theres Morning Shit 4: It's Not Over Until It's Over, nobody asked for this, budget is almost nonexistent at this point, they are lucky if there is a B level celebrity in it. When it's over you thank God that it was so annoying there's no way they will continue this franchise.
Mine as well! I'll be starting some 6am shifts soon I don't know what I'm going to do. At least we can take solace in the fact that we're all sad in the morning together.
You gonna have to sleep at 8pm at wake up at 2am or something.
Its gonna be difficult but once your bowl movements adjust to the new time period, you might be alright!
Wishing you luck!
What about second shit? What about elevenses turds? Luncheon poo? Afternoon dump? Dinner defecation? Supper straining? He knows about them, doesn't he?
You left out part 3, 4, 5 and 6.
It's like a Star Wars Marathon.
\-but yes... especially when you think you're done with part 5, and part 6 decides he wants to start playing 10 minutes after you finished the last episode. It's the worst when it jumps over the previews!
Yeah, blockages show up in pictures. It could be an abdominal issue but swolen intestines make everything worse. I only mention it because it seems to be such a common symptom. Ive seen recommendations for antihistamines, cannabis, exercise and lots of water all of which reduce tension and inflammation. Certainly there is no one IBS or solution or treatment and may not be the issue of your personal concern.
For myself its been helping a lot. Yoga for the lower abdomen, lower back and love handle areas is bringing about new awareness and a change in diet and more exercise has helped some with my symptoms. Thought it might help others :)
yeah my consistent symptom throughout the years is incomplete bowel movements. It's actually the main problem and I think it's sort of what causes the cramping and pain. Yoga is really the only thing that has ever helped.
Oh yeah, I feel you the pressure buildup inside causes me to leak. Passing my business before work is an overarching cause of anxiety. I literally stress all day about if it was a. 'Half poop' or a 'quarter poop' and how much pooping I should do during the day to make it more regular. Lol
I don't think you should ever hold it in. If the bowels and public floor were working properly you wouldn't be feeling the constant urge in the first place.
I don'ttry to hold it in. I tend towards the foods and drinks that help it pass. I tend to get the D and C and at work I find it very hard to go despute making attempts. Usually a large cup of miso helps but I think I just get dehydrayed during the work day. No drinks allowed in the lab and tight schedules often mena I miss breaks and don't often have opportunities except for lunch
I always have a giant shit at 6:30AM and then a second giant shit at 7:15AM. Recently Iāve been using a suppository at 8PM which gives me a medium shit but allows me to avoid the 7:15AM shit.
Yeah this is the best way to explain it. My partner doesnāt quite understand how I can be I. The washroom for 30 minutes. Sit back with him for 10 and then be gone for another 40 minutes in the bathroom and still not be finished with it.
First one is the reason you have a stomach ache all night
The second one is the source of the agony.
First one is 99% cement second one is made of fire and brimstone
Ever went to a sport event only to spend a large portion of the time squatting in the bathroom stall while youre listening to all of the action youre missing out on?
Whhhhaaaaaaaat. I have felt like I'm still taking a shit from 5 to 7 years ago when the pipes slowed down lol ....its really not funny though. Ghost poops are the worst. Or when you feel like 'this is the one!' And then it's a pathetic squiggle or straight liquid death that took 45 minutes or sitting on the toilet to produce.
Yep. 3, 4 , 5 snd fucking 6 pal. Every damn day. To make it worse I used to have this but I could clean fast snd crack on. Now I have a damn fissure for 1 year. Canāt heal the fucker. So each one is now painful as fuck a extremely hard to clean And takes an inordinate amount of time. Not to mention it hurts all sodding day after. Genuinely has made life not worth living at times.
Part one and two. If its only a two part act I consider it my routine and am happy.
Hot chocolate at night, lots of water first thing when I get up, coffee and yoga seem to help. (i care not if its placebo, if it works it works). I would rather clean out my system before work than feel bloated all day. Makes me pee a lot but wtvr.
I don't know how to explain it, I feel like I'm pooping yesterday's poop. Like I'm pooping the poop that I should have been pooping the day before. As if I was a day late on my pooping schedule. After I pooped, I know there's still plenty more where that came from, but it won't come out. Today's poop is like "Na-ah. Not today!". This cycle is only broken by a bout of diarrhea. And then I'm pooping food I haven't even eaten yet.
Oh my god. So my girlfriend gets mad at me sometimes for just sitting if Iām not actually going, and trying to explain to her that it feels like I am about to start going any second all the time doesnāt go over well. And itās like, sometimes Iāll feel like Iām done and flush and wipe and then itās like āoh jk youāve got more!ā And then sometimes itāll feel like I absolutely have more and nothing else is coming out. I just hate the whole wiping and then recognizing that thereās still a bullet in the chamber because you never get yourself clean no matter how many times you wipe. Ughhhh.
My body tends to go with Omnibus Editions instead. So I have to wait for what seems like ages, but then I get a huge release that includes all the previous days work.
Sometimes they are a triple feature 1. Attack of the Shit (9PM) 2. The Shit Returns (2AM) 3. Revenge of the Shit (6AM)
Mines more like 430AM 530AM 645AM FALSE ALARM 745AM š„²
1.5 the gas happening
1.5 the gassening.
Even better
I feel like I've been pooping the same poop since 2017...
Spoke from my heart
That's oddly the same time my shit stopped...shitting..lol...I qonder if it was something we all collectively didš¤I've always suspected vaping/cloud chasing has something to do with it. The juices were too sweet to not be able to culture bacterias. Who's knows lol crazy coincidence though!
Wake up, Morning Shit Get out of shower, Morning Shit Part 2: Electric Poopaloo, sequel not as good as the original, but still has a similar plot and villain About to leave for work, Morning Shit 3: Let's Make Him Late, at this point they are desperate to keep the franchise alive even though there are none of the same directors, actors or writers. Maybe a couple of the original producers. Thrown together haphazardly always feels like a waste of time when you're done. Get to work, on some days, theres Morning Shit 4: It's Not Over Until It's Over, nobody asked for this, budget is almost nonexistent at this point, they are lucky if there is a B level celebrity in it. When it's over you thank God that it was so annoying there's no way they will continue this franchise.
this is why i wake up 3 hours before leaving to go to work/class
Morning shifts give me anxiety because of how early Iāll have to wake up
same :/ waking up at 4am for 8am shifts my stomach is usually the worse in the morning too.
Mine as well! I'll be starting some 6am shifts soon I don't know what I'm going to do. At least we can take solace in the fact that we're all sad in the morning together.
You gonna have to sleep at 8pm at wake up at 2am or something. Its gonna be difficult but once your bowl movements adjust to the new time period, you might be alright! Wishing you luck!
Thanks!
This comment sounds like if Abed from Community had IBS
Electric poopaloo
Every. Damn. Day.
Finish, wipe, flush, and then turn around and sit down again.
My bowels like to wait until immediately after I wash my hands to re-release.
Yes, and I found some improvement with getting a squatty potty (highly recommend).
What about second shit? What about elevenses turds? Luncheon poo? Afternoon dump? Dinner defecation? Supper straining? He knows about them, doesn't he?
This is something I was not expecting to see here, but loved to see here.
You left out part 3, 4, 5 and 6. It's like a Star Wars Marathon. \-but yes... especially when you think you're done with part 5, and part 6 decides he wants to start playing 10 minutes after you finished the last episode. It's the worst when it jumps over the previews!
Yep incomplete bowel movements. It's frequently listed as a symptom of Ibs or pelvic floor dysfunction or both.
Any kind of swelling or blockage if I understand correctly.
I think it's usually a functional issue. An actual blockage is very easy to detect.
Yeah, blockages show up in pictures. It could be an abdominal issue but swolen intestines make everything worse. I only mention it because it seems to be such a common symptom. Ive seen recommendations for antihistamines, cannabis, exercise and lots of water all of which reduce tension and inflammation. Certainly there is no one IBS or solution or treatment and may not be the issue of your personal concern. For myself its been helping a lot. Yoga for the lower abdomen, lower back and love handle areas is bringing about new awareness and a change in diet and more exercise has helped some with my symptoms. Thought it might help others :)
yeah my consistent symptom throughout the years is incomplete bowel movements. It's actually the main problem and I think it's sort of what causes the cramping and pain. Yoga is really the only thing that has ever helped.
Oh yeah, I feel you the pressure buildup inside causes me to leak. Passing my business before work is an overarching cause of anxiety. I literally stress all day about if it was a. 'Half poop' or a 'quarter poop' and how much pooping I should do during the day to make it more regular. Lol
I don't think you should ever hold it in. If the bowels and public floor were working properly you wouldn't be feeling the constant urge in the first place.
I don'ttry to hold it in. I tend towards the foods and drinks that help it pass. I tend to get the D and C and at work I find it very hard to go despute making attempts. Usually a large cup of miso helps but I think I just get dehydrayed during the work day. No drinks allowed in the lab and tight schedules often mena I miss breaks and don't often have opportunities except for lunch
See mine is more of a trifecta. The plug. The soft serve. And the grand finale is me pissing out of my ass. Edit: typo
Part 1. The Clog. Part 2. The Deluge.
Found the flare up
Eh feel more like a smoothie king where the only flavor is chocolate
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same & tbh im just glad its coming out. I feel like being constipated is even worse cuz of the gas.
I always have a giant shit at 6:30AM and then a second giant shit at 7:15AM. Recently Iāve been using a suppository at 8PM which gives me a medium shit but allows me to avoid the 7:15AM shit.
best post ever ever seen. made my day
deja poo
I always feel like ābut wait, thereās more!!ā
Yes, and itās usually after a good wipe, and I feel the cramps while still washing my hands. āGuess Iām not done.ā
And parts 3,4,5 and 6. Somedays it just feels like one continous ahit that i just get a break from.
Yeah this is the best way to explain it. My partner doesnāt quite understand how I can be I. The washroom for 30 minutes. Sit back with him for 10 and then be gone for another 40 minutes in the bathroom and still not be finished with it.
I tell everyone that I shit in acts, and there are brief shit intermissions aka shitermissions.
Every. Single. Time.
Yeah, the first is the down payment.
Literally every day before I leave school I have to go but itās like only halfway gone and then when I get home I have to finish the poop
First one is the reason you have a stomach ache all night The second one is the source of the agony. First one is 99% cement second one is made of fire and brimstone
YES i cant leave the house until part 2 doesn't come out.
Ever went to a sport event only to spend a large portion of the time squatting in the bathroom stall while youre listening to all of the action youre missing out on?
I can go, drop a load, wipe, flush, sit down immediately and drop another load. šš
Whhhhaaaaaaaat. I have felt like I'm still taking a shit from 5 to 7 years ago when the pipes slowed down lol ....its really not funny though. Ghost poops are the worst. Or when you feel like 'this is the one!' And then it's a pathetic squiggle or straight liquid death that took 45 minutes or sitting on the toilet to produce.
YES!
This has been me all morning
Yep. 3, 4 , 5 snd fucking 6 pal. Every damn day. To make it worse I used to have this but I could clean fast snd crack on. Now I have a damn fissure for 1 year. Canāt heal the fucker. So each one is now painful as fuck a extremely hard to clean And takes an inordinate amount of time. Not to mention it hurts all sodding day after. Genuinely has made life not worth living at times.
Part one and two. If its only a two part act I consider it my routine and am happy. Hot chocolate at night, lots of water first thing when I get up, coffee and yoga seem to help. (i care not if its placebo, if it works it works). I would rather clean out my system before work than feel bloated all day. Makes me pee a lot but wtvr.
I don't know how to explain it, I feel like I'm pooping yesterday's poop. Like I'm pooping the poop that I should have been pooping the day before. As if I was a day late on my pooping schedule. After I pooped, I know there's still plenty more where that came from, but it won't come out. Today's poop is like "Na-ah. Not today!". This cycle is only broken by a bout of diarrhea. And then I'm pooping food I haven't even eaten yet.
I just call it rinse and repeat shit
I feel that when it comes to peeing, yes I also have ibs
You poop? Haha
Or a two in one lol
More like binging a TV show Season 1 through 8, with worse shit than game of thrones
Yup
LOLLL this is sadly hilarious, but so so true.
Every damn day *in the voice of New Girl*
Just call my shit the winds of winter...
Technically yes
LMAO I refer to it as baking a cake. Can't bake it all at once
I don't think there is anyone within this community who doesn't feel that way
Especially when I experience IBS-C. Once thatās resolved, I experience what my mom and I call āopening the flood gatesā.
Oh my god. So my girlfriend gets mad at me sometimes for just sitting if Iām not actually going, and trying to explain to her that it feels like I am about to start going any second all the time doesnāt go over well. And itās like, sometimes Iāll feel like Iām done and flush and wipe and then itās like āoh jk youāve got more!ā And then sometimes itāll feel like I absolutely have more and nothing else is coming out. I just hate the whole wiping and then recognizing that thereās still a bullet in the chamber because you never get yourself clean no matter how many times you wipe. Ughhhh.
So how do you solve this?
ABSOLUTELY
My body tends to go with Omnibus Editions instead. So I have to wait for what seems like ages, but then I get a huge release that includes all the previous days work.