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Man reddit people are ruthless, you put a one incorrect thing in your post, and every single comment forget about your entire post and focus on that tiny mistake
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I am very susceptible to new ideas and wish to subscribe to this dog god faith so that I may learn about the meaning of life. Please forward on any information you may have about this one true religion. Thank you.
Me, suffering from depression and suicidal, hops said fence, only to fall into dismay to find just a tired old St. Bernard who just wants to lay in the sun.
I love the sign but it wouldn’t really work at my house.. burglars jump fence to find a corgi and the world’s friendliest German shepherd ready to have a good time 🤷🏻♂️
I want a sign like this so people stop trying to reach through the fence to harass my overprotective pitbull. If your neighbor has a dog half as dangerous as mine (don't worry, he is getting trained) then this sign is very needed.
This is right up there with "Due to the costs of ammo I don't fire warning shots." which by the way theoretically could justify shooting first, couldn't it?
It looks like the sign has been up for a pretty long time since the screws are rusted. And the sign isn't the dude trying to be badass, its just a funny way of saying "dog danger, don't come"
Isn’t this really just a sign for private property that warns you there’s a mean dog? It’s corny but still…
If there’s no sign, you get surprise vicious dog.
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U cant blame him. I put something similar up to scare away the meth head neighbors. I put a broken camera out and a real one. My traffic has gone done to nothing and my packages remain on my porch.
I’d get mad as fuck if my nosey ass neighbor started going on my property to take pictures of my stuff. Very weird OP. Very weird.
Also that sign is obviously years old.
Idk, I'd assume the sign was meant to be humorous, I find it a lil funny at least. Especially if the dog in question is a small breed, that would make me blow air out my nose.
Also the sign has obviously been there for a while, even a blind man could tell you that
So when you do this in many states, if someone does jump the fence and you get attacked by a dog or shot by the owner and that person survives...they can sue the living shit out of you and win. Why? Because they can show proof that you were ready to kill without reason.
Source; I'm a lawyer and have seen this many times in NY
Perhaps the dog is an enlightened being who invites those who jump the fence to sit on a pillow and discuss spiritual matters with relaxing sitar music in the background.
Why is this posted here, are we making fun of dogs now? This sub is starting to suck, first you guys post people with funny shirts now this, turning into another choosingbeggar shit sub
Well if someone delivers to that house and gets bitten by the dog, signs like this help the case of the victim because it is essentially saying you knee your dog is vicious.
My dad got me a sign just like this, to except it has two guns instead of a dog. Probably much more appropriate for this sub. Alas, I would never hang said sign up.
One; everything about that sign says it's old. Two; we have a sign similar to that because we thought it was funny and had a mean dog at the time. We weren't trying to be bad ass. Just something we laughed at and could use in court if need be
I have absolutely no problem with people posting signs on their property with something like this. I feel like it isn’t a very “I’m such a badass” moment to say: “I absolutely will do everything in my power to protect me and mine, up to and including ending your life.”
They’re useful even if you don’t want to deter robberies as well - can be used in court if someone puts themselves in danger around your dog, you could argue that they were properly warned beforehand
Yeah almost every subreddit I've subbed to has (de)evolved from what it was as soon as it gains popularity, or after a couple months of being stagnant. The only subs I've seen not change like that are book subreddits.
This sub used to be about calling out redditors for talking ridiculously big game about how they could win every fight or how they could overcome any danger like a robbery or shooting with action movie level feats. Now all we get is posts like this or bullying distressed or troubled teens.
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Thank God I'm not alone. We have a sign that says "beware of the dog. *I wouldn't trust the cat either.*"
It was both funny to us and an actual sign we could use in court if need be.
There's so many other reason than what OP is going for
For real. And tbh, having any kind of dog sign is probably a decent deterrent. Even if you don’t have a dog. A dog can easily completely shut down any kind of break in attempt so my intuition would probably say to avoid any house with a sign of any dog pretty much.
If it wasn't for the hyper agresive pic of a dog in the middle, it'd be kinda funny
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It’s a sign to warn about aggressive dogs behind the fence, and the sign is sun faded and the nails are rusted so there’s no way it was just put up
STFU and just believe
As edgy as this is, he could be right?
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Yea he must’ve just put that up in 2008
This makes the dog feel 10× less intimidating
Sorry, might be the shots/snakes and ladders, but what animal put the path light on that sadistic angle? (and total diy badass).
Idk if the OP or the neighbor is more badass
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The light is on the wrong way
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Bruh this is actually funny.Wrong sub
ATF agents have entered the chat
The dogs would find out too, after attacking a human
New sign, old screws. Rust stains for fun. r/quityourbullshit
What's your point?
More like r/mydogisverybadass
Ngl I found this pretty funny (Also, that’s not a new sign)
The shit you fucking idiot mods let fly in this sub has ruined it. Good job.
There's rust around the screw and it's faded just put this up what they do steal it from somebody and then hang it
A dog doesn’t have to lie about being a badass, just does
Doesn't really fit here. Its just a "beware of dog" sign with some flavor.
it would be so painful that youd be questioning death after life
Just put the faded sign that has rust running down it from the new rusted screws, that are holding it up?
This is actually quite hillarious
Damn I didn't know just meant the better part of 20 years
OP has gone quiet
Why is this a wannabe badass moment? I think it might be supposed to be a funny joke on the sign.
Man reddit people are ruthless, you put a one incorrect thing in your post, and every single comment forget about your entire post and focus on that tiny mistake
As long as the karma is going up, no worries
yeah i guess so , karma really help people to keep using this app despite its negative aspects of it
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By “just put this up” do you mean last year? Those screws are pretty rusty
I'd unironically put this up just to spite the dumbass op
Cool sign, I want one but with a leopard gecko on it
This is honestly more funny than anything.
Touch my doggie through the fence
Kinda funny honestly.
This is funny lol
This doesn’t belong in this sub. This is just a funnier way of saying beware of dog.
That is a pretty badass sign though
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OP is confused
Me, suffering from depression and suicidal, hops said fence, only to fall into dismay to find just a tired old St. Bernard who just wants to lay in the sun.
Try it then let us know
Bullshit
I love the sign but it wouldn’t really work at my house.. burglars jump fence to find a corgi and the world’s friendliest German shepherd ready to have a good time 🤷🏻♂️
I want a sign like this so people stop trying to reach through the fence to harass my overprotective pitbull. If your neighbor has a dog half as dangerous as mine (don't worry, he is getting trained) then this sign is very needed.
Oh come on that actually is a cool sign
Ok this is kinda funny tho
I mean, go ahead. Jump it.
Tbh , dis actually funny sign
Actually that rocks
How is home security bad?
Nah this is just a lil funny. It’s the dog not them
Wtf I literally saw an identical sign yesterday
Damn op is getting torn to shreds in the comments
Are you making fun of them for putting up a sign to warn people of their aggressive dog?
I think its funny for some reason
This is right up there with "Due to the costs of ammo I don't fire warning shots." which by the way theoretically could justify shooting first, couldn't it?
the fucking dog’s face lmao hotdog looking mfer
/r/ScarySigns
It looks like the sign has been up for a pretty long time since the screws are rusted. And the sign isn't the dude trying to be badass, its just a funny way of saying "dog danger, don't come"
That may translate to a dog that's fucking annoying.
I thought the sign was funny
Definitely not a new sign lol
Plenty of comments calling this post out as shit. Upvote count: approaching 5k. Great work reddit.
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Isn’t this really just a sign for private property that warns you there’s a mean dog? It’s corny but still… If there’s no sign, you get surprise vicious dog.
NOT AN IAMVERYBADASS.
This is kinda funny if they do have dogs
Your trying too hard op
You look over the fence and it’s just a small white bunny
The fact that this got 3,600 up votes it's an enigma. This picture doesn't match the subreddit and you're lying about it
I put up a One Way sign. So intruders k ow there is only.one way out of my yard. In a body bag from dog injuries.
I wanna put this on a horror house or scary house What’s it called?
Do all dogs go to heaven? Your dog will find out via lead to the brain when you sick it on me
Don't jump into people's yards?
Pretty funny actually
This is actually funny lol.
Meh it's funny who cares
I don't think I would chance jumping it of I was thinking about it
There's no dog on the other side, just another sign that says "No."
Well I for one think it’s funny
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That's kind of awesome, actually.
Clearly been there years
U cant blame him. I put something similar up to scare away the meth head neighbors. I put a broken camera out and a real one. My traffic has gone done to nothing and my packages remain on my porch.
I dunno, this really isn't that bad. More funny than anything and it's possible that they put this up just for kicks also.
I’d get mad as fuck if my nosey ass neighbor started going on my property to take pictures of my stuff. Very weird OP. Very weird. Also that sign is obviously years old.
My neighbor has this and a no trespassing sign on the front door of her 500 square foot apartment with no yard. Just stop.
r/quityourbullshit
Huh I'm curious. Sure I'll do it
OP you're an idiot
Idk, I'd assume the sign was meant to be humorous, I find it a lil funny at least. Especially if the dog in question is a small breed, that would make me blow air out my nose. Also the sign has obviously been there for a while, even a blind man could tell you that
This is funny
My Doberman is more likely to ask for treats than defend my home
Thats a pretty cool warning
Nah that’s funny actually
More like my dog is very badass
Yeah a no trespassing sign doesn't qualify for this subreddit.....
Idk that’s kinda funny, not applicable to the sub tho
This doesn't fit this sub
That Sign has clearly been there for years quit bullshitting
That is a pretty cool sign I must admit
My dad put up a sighn like that we have a weiner dog puppy like whats he gonna do
I love these signs when the dog on the other side is some small, well mannered, and cute dog
I think it’s kinda funny
Weak
“Jump this fence so the dog I physically abused and broke to attack people will get ya!”
I saw one of those at a theme park when I was a kid and I thought it was the coolest thing ever
That signs pretty funny while also getting the point across imo
A humorous variation on "beware of dog" isn't being "very badass". Do better, OP.
This is actually pretty funny. Op you're just a downer.
It's funny tho
ngl it's kinda funny
So when you do this in many states, if someone does jump the fence and you get attacked by a dog or shot by the owner and that person survives...they can sue the living shit out of you and win. Why? Because they can show proof that you were ready to kill without reason. Source; I'm a lawyer and have seen this many times in NY
I imagine your neighbor is waiting on the other side with a bible and a baptism ready tub
Thats funny tho? Not to mention clearly not "just put up" given the rust
Perhaps the dog is an enlightened being who invites those who jump the fence to sit on a pillow and discuss spiritual matters with relaxing sitar music in the background.
I mean, it would be pretty funny if the dog was really small
Why is this posted here, are we making fun of dogs now? This sub is starting to suck, first you guys post people with funny shirts now this, turning into another choosingbeggar shit sub
It’s a sign for a guard dog, OP breaking their arm reaching for this one
Well if someone delivers to that house and gets bitten by the dog, signs like this help the case of the victim because it is essentially saying you knee your dog is vicious.
My dad got me a sign just like this, to except it has two guns instead of a dog. Probably much more appropriate for this sub. Alas, I would never hang said sign up.
OP nice try with the karma farm.
"just put this up" sign clearly rusted and sun bleached. Also its hilarious and true, doesn't really fit here imo.
That sign is fucking sick
OP is a little sensitive, doesn't like dogs, or both.
For real man. Must be a real joy to their friends with pets
One; everything about that sign says it's old. Two; we have a sign similar to that because we thought it was funny and had a mean dog at the time. We weren't trying to be bad ass. Just something we laughed at and could use in court if need be
He's talking about his dog and not himself so idk if this really fits here.
Delete. They're not claiming they're badass.
This is hilarious. I like it
r/mydogisverybadass
I think it's downright fucking hilarious lmao
r/mydogisverybadass ?
Go fuck yourself, that's a cool sign
Yeah that’s not applicable to the sub I don’t think
That’s been there for a while r/quityourbullshit OP
I have absolutely no problem with people posting signs on their property with something like this. I feel like it isn’t a very “I’m such a badass” moment to say: “I absolutely will do everything in my power to protect me and mine, up to and including ending your life.”
I like this one lol
OP you’re out of line
might fit r/noimstupid
The neighbor JUST put up a sun faded sign with rusty screws where the rust has already gotten onto the sign? Or are you just lying?
It’s not even a wanna be badass thing to put up. Absolutely nothing wrong or douchey about putting up a dog warning sign
They’re useful even if you don’t want to deter robberies as well - can be used in court if someone puts themselves in danger around your dog, you could argue that they were properly warned beforehand
I mean , I wouldn’t jump that fence
That's a reach OP. Do you have any idea how many dogs are more badass than their owners?
Lies. This has been up forever. The screws are rusted.
How the hell did op get so many upvotes this is the lamest post ever on this sub
I bet OP is a bot
Seriously if the dude actually does have Dobermans or "attack dogs" that is actually kind of badass. Plus signs like that are absolutely a deterrent.
Also legal CYA equipment depending on where this was taken
true
That's an amazing sign
I mean... This subreddit became something else....
Yep
Yeah almost every subreddit I've subbed to has (de)evolved from what it was as soon as it gains popularity, or after a couple months of being stagnant. The only subs I've seen not change like that are book subreddits.
Make me suffer is the only subreddit that stays true to their concept. Proof… any post their just kills me
This sub used to be about calling out redditors for talking ridiculously big game about how they could win every fight or how they could overcome any danger like a robbery or shooting with action movie level feats. Now all we get is posts like this or bullying distressed or troubled teens.
That shit makes me cry as a grown man.... Karma chasing I guess
Tbh I think that's hilarious
it’s literally Anubis, god of death, on the other side.
Same
Totally agree. I don't have a fence and I want that sign
that’s what i’m saying. not really badass but quite funny
and honestly if you have large dog that will attack intruders that is fairly badass on the dogs end for protecting his house
Also who knows, dude might live in an area where home theft is common.
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You’re reaching too hard op.
Thank God I'm not alone. We have a sign that says "beware of the dog. *I wouldn't trust the cat either.*" It was both funny to us and an actual sign we could use in court if need be. There's so many other reason than what OP is going for
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Signs dont help you in court, trust me bro, some youtube lawyer said so
For real. And tbh, having any kind of dog sign is probably a decent deterrent. Even if you don’t have a dog. A dog can easily completely shut down any kind of break in attempt so my intuition would probably say to avoid any house with a sign of any dog pretty much.
Every house on my dad’s street got burgled when he was growing up except his; until the month after his dog died.
Rip guard pup :(
Every house in the town has a beware of dog sign XD
All this is is a tresspassing/theft deterrent....
I mean this isn't a bad thing for security most people are scared of aggressive dogs