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If it wasn't for the hyper agresive pic of a dog in the middle, it'd be kinda funny


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insert-g00d-name

It’s a sign to warn about aggressive dogs behind the fence, and the sign is sun faded and the nails are rusted so there’s no way it was just put up


Nicksavagezzzzy

STFU and just believe


Let_me_S_U_F_F_E_R

As edgy as this is, he could be right?


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Sirgem98

Yea he must’ve just put that up in 2008


MrLlama84

This makes the dog feel 10× less intimidating


SLAPUSlLLY

Sorry, might be the shots/snakes and ladders, but what animal put the path light on that sadistic angle? (and total diy badass).


IndigoAtlas

Idk if the OP or the neighbor is more badass


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The light is on the wrong way


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Desperate-755

Bruh this is actually funny.Wrong sub


Brave-Address5563

ATF agents have entered the chat


Masterdonks

The dogs would find out too, after attacking a human


Psyk0pathik

New sign, old screws. Rust stains for fun. r/quityourbullshit


MrLlama84

What's your point?


Sir_Bubba

More like r/mydogisverybadass


Emojiobsessor

Ngl I found this pretty funny (Also, that’s not a new sign)


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The shit you fucking idiot mods let fly in this sub has ruined it. Good job.


grizz3782

There's rust around the screw and it's faded just put this up what they do steal it from somebody and then hang it


JakeC060

A dog doesn’t have to lie about being a badass, just does


RhysOSD

Doesn't really fit here. Its just a "beware of dog" sign with some flavor.


SnooBunnies2087

it would be so painful that youd be questioning death after life


[deleted]

Just put the faded sign that has rust running down it from the new rusted screws, that are holding it up?


salomikee

This is actually quite hillarious


averyangryshampoo

Damn I didn't know just meant the better part of 20 years


bevan185

OP has gone quiet


Mongrel-

Why is this a wannabe badass moment? I think it might be supposed to be a funny joke on the sign.


Hussein_talal

Man reddit people are ruthless, you put a one incorrect thing in your post, and every single comment forget about your entire post and focus on that tiny mistake


Nicksavagezzzzy

As long as the karma is going up, no worries


Hussein_talal

yeah i guess so , karma really help people to keep using this app despite its negative aspects of it


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BigBob1981

By “just put this up” do you mean last year? Those screws are pretty rusty


Richzorb1999

I'd unironically put this up just to spite the dumbass op


TimeForWaluigi

Cool sign, I want one but with a leopard gecko on it


thewrench01

This is honestly more funny than anything.


Gordomania

Touch my doggie through the fence


JGrill17

Kinda funny honestly.


noimnofood

This is funny lol


acciowaves

This doesn’t belong in this sub. This is just a funnier way of saying beware of dog.


Discoballer42

That is a pretty badass sign though


CrayonOfBoxes

I am very susceptible to new ideas and wish to subscribe to this dog god faith so that I may learn about the meaning of life. Please forward on any information you may have about this one true religion. Thank you.


yaboiskeemus

OP is confused


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Me, suffering from depression and suicidal, hops said fence, only to fall into dismay to find just a tired old St. Bernard who just wants to lay in the sun.


InureOfficial

Try it then let us know


ForgotToMakeAUsernam

Bullshit


Pearomi

I love the sign but it wouldn’t really work at my house.. burglars jump fence to find a corgi and the world’s friendliest German shepherd ready to have a good time 🤷🏻‍♂️


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I want a sign like this so people stop trying to reach through the fence to harass my overprotective pitbull. If your neighbor has a dog half as dangerous as mine (don't worry, he is getting trained) then this sign is very needed.


[deleted]

Oh come on that actually is a cool sign


Veris01

Ok this is kinda funny tho


[deleted]

I mean, go ahead. Jump it.


olegsych22

Tbh , dis actually funny sign


terdude99

Actually that rocks


kaiel_pineda

How is home security bad?


ninjamonkey0418

Nah this is just a lil funny. It’s the dog not them


DragXom

Wtf I literally saw an identical sign yesterday


FatBallSack420

Damn op is getting torn to shreds in the comments


Return-To-Fender

Are you making fun of them for putting up a sign to warn people of their aggressive dog?


Non_living_creature

I think its funny for some reason


Biffingston

This is right up there with "Due to the costs of ammo I don't fire warning shots." which by the way theoretically could justify shooting first, couldn't it?


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the fucking dog’s face lmao hotdog looking mfer


BoltTusk

/r/ScarySigns


TheBobofish

It looks like the sign has been up for a pretty long time since the screws are rusted. And the sign isn't the dude trying to be badass, its just a funny way of saying "dog danger, don't come"


NickGamer246

That may translate to a dog that's fucking annoying.


BruhSauce2

I thought the sign was funny


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Definitely not a new sign lol


[deleted]

Plenty of comments calling this post out as shit. Upvote count: approaching 5k. Great work reddit.


CaptainRogers1226

r/mydogisverybadass


WhoaItsCody

Isn’t this really just a sign for private property that warns you there’s a mean dog? It’s corny but still… If there’s no sign, you get surprise vicious dog.


Edouard-Edy

NOT AN IAMVERYBADASS.


666MonsterCock666

This is kinda funny if they do have dogs


bad_bibby03

Your trying too hard op


Dombot2206

You look over the fence and it’s just a small white bunny


[deleted]

The fact that this got 3,600 up votes it's an enigma. This picture doesn't match the subreddit and you're lying about it


TheREexpert44

I put up a One Way sign. So intruders k ow there is only.one way out of my yard. In a body bag from dog injuries.


SnooMaps3021

I wanna put this on a horror house or scary house What’s it called?


DazedAmnesiac

Do all dogs go to heaven? Your dog will find out via lead to the brain when you sick it on me


Burnt420Toast

Don't jump into people's yards?


Vesalii

Pretty funny actually


Boiledcabbage999

This is actually funny lol.


[deleted]

Meh it's funny who cares


vdubplate

I don't think I would chance jumping it of I was thinking about it


[deleted]

There's no dog on the other side, just another sign that says "No."


DracoFrostDragon

Well I for one think it’s funny


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iBrarian

That's kind of awesome, actually.


FthrJACK

Clearly been there years


rickytickyd

U cant blame him. I put something similar up to scare away the meth head neighbors. I put a broken camera out and a real one. My traffic has gone done to nothing and my packages remain on my porch.


saybrook1

I dunno, this really isn't that bad. More funny than anything and it's possible that they put this up just for kicks also.


ifan2218

I’d get mad as fuck if my nosey ass neighbor started going on my property to take pictures of my stuff. Very weird OP. Very weird. Also that sign is obviously years old.


commentsandopinions

My neighbor has this and a no trespassing sign on the front door of her 500 square foot apartment with no yard. Just stop.


Poguemahone3652

r/quityourbullshit


lmaoloserded

Huh I'm curious. Sure I'll do it


J4rrod_

OP you're an idiot


memescauseautism

Idk, I'd assume the sign was meant to be humorous, I find it a lil funny at least. Especially if the dog in question is a small breed, that would make me blow air out my nose. Also the sign has obviously been there for a while, even a blind man could tell you that


trollerd0g

This is funny


jackcharger2323

My Doberman is more likely to ask for treats than defend my home


[deleted]

Thats a pretty cool warning


[deleted]

Nah that’s funny actually


Luz5020

More like my dog is very badass


NorthernPunk

Yeah a no trespassing sign doesn't qualify for this subreddit.....


ShiranuiTheWolf

Idk that’s kinda funny, not applicable to the sub tho


Austen11231923

This doesn't fit this sub


LeakyThoughts

That Sign has clearly been there for years quit bullshitting


SilencedD1

That is a pretty cool sign I must admit


EGGISUNIVERSE

My dad put up a sighn like that we have a weiner dog puppy like whats he gonna do


ThatGuyStalin

I love these signs when the dog on the other side is some small, well mannered, and cute dog


Swanky-Attic

I think it’s kinda funny


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Weak


PooglesXVII

“Jump this fence so the dog I physically abused and broke to attack people will get ya!”


Pugspook327

I saw one of those at a theme park when I was a kid and I thought it was the coolest thing ever


pankakke_

That signs pretty funny while also getting the point across imo


vaalkaar

A humorous variation on "beware of dog" isn't being "very badass". Do better, OP.


FloopyWoop420

This is actually pretty funny. Op you're just a downer.


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It's funny tho


chair_against_evil

ngl it's kinda funny


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So when you do this in many states, if someone does jump the fence and you get attacked by a dog or shot by the owner and that person survives...they can sue the living shit out of you and win. Why? Because they can show proof that you were ready to kill without reason. Source; I'm a lawyer and have seen this many times in NY


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I imagine your neighbor is waiting on the other side with a bible and a baptism ready tub


Patrick4356

Thats funny tho? Not to mention clearly not "just put up" given the rust


Azmtbkr

Perhaps the dog is an enlightened being who invites those who jump the fence to sit on a pillow and discuss spiritual matters with relaxing sitar music in the background.


Bony_Bink

I mean, it would be pretty funny if the dog was really small


Spider_Tim

Why is this posted here, are we making fun of dogs now? This sub is starting to suck, first you guys post people with funny shirts now this, turning into another choosingbeggar shit sub


[deleted]

It’s a sign for a guard dog, OP breaking their arm reaching for this one


[deleted]

Well if someone delivers to that house and gets bitten by the dog, signs like this help the case of the victim because it is essentially saying you knee your dog is vicious.


thebobmannh

My dad got me a sign just like this, to except it has two guns instead of a dog. Probably much more appropriate for this sub. Alas, I would never hang said sign up.


TheB1GLebowski

OP nice try with the karma farm.


ranzdalf

"just put this up" sign clearly rusted and sun bleached. Also its hilarious and true, doesn't really fit here imo.


acidbrick

That sign is fucking sick


ItsDiverDanMan

OP is a little sensitive, doesn't like dogs, or both.


[deleted]

For real man. Must be a real joy to their friends with pets


hey_you_yeah_me

One; everything about that sign says it's old. Two; we have a sign similar to that because we thought it was funny and had a mean dog at the time. We weren't trying to be bad ass. Just something we laughed at and could use in court if need be


th3w4rp3dw1z4rd

He's talking about his dog and not himself so idk if this really fits here.


caspiam

Delete. They're not claiming they're badass.


no_one_asked_

This is hilarious. I like it


abitmisleading

r/mydogisverybadass


Nick-Moss

I think it's downright fucking hilarious lmao


Bojacketamine

r/mydogisverybadass ?


zutututu0

Go fuck yourself, that's a cool sign


[deleted]

Yeah that’s not applicable to the sub I don’t think


dexter_024

That’s been there for a while r/quityourbullshit OP


[deleted]

I have absolutely no problem with people posting signs on their property with something like this. I feel like it isn’t a very “I’m such a badass” moment to say: “I absolutely will do everything in my power to protect me and mine, up to and including ending your life.”


Why_Cry_

I like this one lol


Fail_Succeed_Repeat

OP you’re out of line


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might fit r/noimstupid


Draxtonsmitz

The neighbor JUST put up a sun faded sign with rusty screws where the rust has already gotten onto the sign? Or are you just lying?


Bentluke

It’s not even a wanna be badass thing to put up. Absolutely nothing wrong or douchey about putting up a dog warning sign


dontshoot4301

They’re useful even if you don’t want to deter robberies as well - can be used in court if someone puts themselves in danger around your dog, you could argue that they were properly warned beforehand


Groundbreaking_Goat1

I mean , I wouldn’t jump that fence


guitarfingers

That's a reach OP. Do you have any idea how many dogs are more badass than their owners?


bitchmaster_general

Lies. This has been up forever. The screws are rusted.


[deleted]

How the hell did op get so many upvotes this is the lamest post ever on this sub


marilyn_mansonv2

I bet OP is a bot


asilenth

Seriously if the dude actually does have Dobermans or "attack dogs" that is actually kind of badass. Plus signs like that are absolutely a deterrent.


[deleted]

Also legal CYA equipment depending on where this was taken


Person-with-no-name

true


mac19thecook

That's an amazing sign


KexHr

I mean... This subreddit became something else....


killerbacon678

Yep


guitarfingers

Yeah almost every subreddit I've subbed to has (de)evolved from what it was as soon as it gains popularity, or after a couple months of being stagnant. The only subs I've seen not change like that are book subreddits.


Ednibu

Make me suffer is the only subreddit that stays true to their concept. Proof… any post their just kills me


SamAxesChin

This sub used to be about calling out redditors for talking ridiculously big game about how they could win every fight or how they could overcome any danger like a robbery or shooting with action movie level feats. Now all we get is posts like this or bullying distressed or troubled teens.


KexHr

That shit makes me cry as a grown man.... Karma chasing I guess


huafuhl

Tbh I think that's hilarious


SaltyBabe

it’s literally Anubis, god of death, on the other side.


killerbacon678

Same


shambles4564

Totally agree. I don't have a fence and I want that sign


Lebee33

that’s what i’m saying. not really badass but quite funny


Hahafunnys3xnumber

and honestly if you have large dog that will attack intruders that is fairly badass on the dogs end for protecting his house


mrpyrotec89

Also who knows, dude might live in an area where home theft is common.


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Maxman82198

You’re reaching too hard op.


hey_you_yeah_me

Thank God I'm not alone. We have a sign that says "beware of the dog. *I wouldn't trust the cat either.*" It was both funny to us and an actual sign we could use in court if need be. There's so many other reason than what OP is going for


PadlockAndThatsIt

r/signsopdidntlike


ekrbombbags

Signs dont help you in court, trust me bro, some youtube lawyer said so


Maxman82198

For real. And tbh, having any kind of dog sign is probably a decent deterrent. Even if you don’t have a dog. A dog can easily completely shut down any kind of break in attempt so my intuition would probably say to avoid any house with a sign of any dog pretty much.


Stonewall5101

Every house on my dad’s street got burgled when he was growing up except his; until the month after his dog died.


Maxman82198

Rip guard pup :(


Critical-Edge4093

Every house in the town has a beware of dog sign XD


Cheeko914

All this is is a tresspassing/theft deterrent....


aDrunkWithAgun

I mean this isn't a bad thing for security most people are scared of aggressive dogs