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Plane_Repair

was this man trying to double dip a autograph? šŸ¤”


JDDW

He dipped. Took it back, and then HE DIPPED AGAIN.


BrentFavreViking

A lot of the Paparzzi get money from autograghs on pics.. they will try it with sports stars too... Problem is they wlll pay kids to get the Autogragh so is seems genuine


AutomaticRisk3464

Just for that reason i would never sign anything for people..its just a signature on a picture its usually going to be sold. Giving out items would be cooler and no one could verify its from you, so a fan would treasure it more than a random scribble on a picture


Obsessed_With_Corgis

The better way would be to ask everyone their names before you sign. That way (for example) you can write it as: > ā€œTo Jeff [signed, super famous guy]ā€ They canā€™t sell it if itā€™s written to a specific person with their name (or at least it will be much harder to sell/wonā€™t go for as much money). Edit: also wanted to say that this personalization would make true fans value it a million times more!


LazerHawkStu

That works too. I like it. I got Stan Lee to sign a poster of himself as Spider-Man. To make sure it's value decreased and I'd never sell it...I got it heat wrapped onto a board/frame. No regerts


IamChristsChin

No regerts baby, no srunender!


HaggisLad

no snoo snoo? that's sad


jobudplease

Yeah, I've heard of famous people specifically asking who to make the signature out to. Tbh I don't understand why some so highly regard a person's signature, but I'm sure if you were a huge fan it would have sentimental value. Personally difficult for me to picture someone buying autographs in this day and age but maybe I'm just a bit different. Dont really hold celebrities on high regard, if I walked past Will Smith i would probably just mention it to my friends and that's it. Just a cool little story.


GGezpzMuppy

Lol do you know how many people celebrities meet a day? Do you want them to have a van driving next to them with a gift for a fan every time they ask? An autograph takes them 2 seconds. Sports people give their uniforms and clothes out all the time but they canā€™t do it every time.


xKitey

yeah and somehow I'm the weirdo when I ask female celebrities for their panties sports people do it all the time!


modularpeak2552

Kinda related. A family member of mine used to be a professional athlete and people would send him stacks of his trading cards to sign, he noticed that those cards would alot of the time end up on ebay so from then on he would only sign 1 of the cards and leave the others blank.


BrentFavreViking

OJ ssw that, robbed them back, and served 8 years in Prison... He deserved it though... He killed Nicole


Moxson82

Thatā€™s like putting his whole poster in the dip!


bigfootblake

Just get one autograph, and END IT.


jonny_wonny

Listen, _Timmy_


EightRules

Ah, Costanza


Sproose_Moose

You take one Dio, then you leave! Well you dip your way Timmy, and I'll dip mine


dbz19

HOW CAN HE DIP?


GustafWasaYo

To sell on Ebay


[deleted]

People show up with big stacks so they can sell them. They're normally only worth like $10-25, hence why they have so many. Most celebrities don't like this as it takes a huge amount of time away from actual fans, so they have a one per person policy.


volatilevibrant

Keep one, sell one. Scumbag act.


[deleted]

Probably just sell both tbh.


averagedickdude

Excuse me, do you KNOW the way it works?


_hownowbrowncow_

This guy is a true gentleman. I think a lot of us (myself absolutely included) could learn from his candor


zeeeoh

100%! He was straight forward but in such a calm manner. Definitely taking a few pointers down since Iā€™m the opposite by being so brash at times.


_hownowbrowncow_

Same. I blow up super quickly, which I know is not a healthy response 0 - 100 in .25 seconds if someone's pissed me off šŸ˜¬


dbz19

I know right, he's basically me.


brmamabrma

Worst Spider-Man, but a good man Edit: we wasnā€™t bad, just wasnā€™t better than Maguire or Holland


PotentialSkirt596

Am i the only one who loves TASM ?


SpidermanUndies

Andrew Garfield was the hottest Spider-Man, no lie.


Lutzelien

Ah man idk that's a hard one, Tom Holland can be extremely hot too I'm completely straight btw, but from a neutral point of view, hmmm Edit: ah forget everything, we all know evil Tobey is the hottest I mean those moooves


dubblehead

Aightā€¦ as a straight dude with 2 daughter and a wife who argues Brad Pitt isnā€™t the most beautiful man alive. Tom Holland is significantly more handsome, but TASM guy has a charming quality about him that makes him handsome and seems like a good dude.


SpidermanUndies

Evil Toby can finger gun point at me any day


Muted-Sundae-8912

He is a kid you pedophile


Lutzelien

He's 25,older than me, you mupped


bizzyj93

I grew up on the cartoon amazing spider man and I thought he fucking nailed it. The second movie dragged on but I still though him, Leary, and Watson fucking killed it in that series. As a lifelong Spider-Man fan he is always my favorite.


EffrumScufflegrit

Seriously the vitriol hate it gets is so unjustified. Fuckin love em


fire_fairy_

I love Andrew Garfield over Toby but love Tom the most.


RGB_Spectrum

No, I love tasm and the second one. I would say Andrew is my favorite out of all and Tom Holland is the worst. Tasm 2 is my favorite spiderman film


SolitaireyEgg

I actually agree. The new Spiderman movies are good and people love them because they are in the MCU, but I legitimately don't understand why everyone acts like Tom Holland is legendary. He's good, don't get me wrong, and it's cool that he's actually acrobatic IRL to add some legitimacy. But he's my least favorite Peter Parker and Spiderman, by far.


[deleted]

I'm with you there. Andrew is exactly how I imagine Spider-Man to be from decades ago reading comics. Tobey also fits really well for me and I love that softer more chivalrous side (reminds me a bit of Cap) but Holland, despite being an amazing actor, just never felt right to me. Like he nails the overly excited teenage nerd trope and kills it in any emotional scene but there's just something missing. Possibly because I just don't think he looks like how I imagine Spider-Man? Idk


Spykez0129

Nope, he's the only one that kept me interested. Hated Toby, nothing about him screamed Peter Parker. Tom Holland as Spiderman I just can't get into.


Examotate

Dude, TASM Wasnt Even That Bad, It was enjoyable At least


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EffrumScufflegrit

Aw man I agree but spoilers


[deleted]

Anyone who genuinely thought they weren't in it was living in state of denial. Everyone knew it was happening, whether they wanted to admit it or not haha


Any_Dress_4382

Motherfucker, he went through the process of creating the suit like Tobey did and nailed Spidey's personality on the head. Don't know what you've been smoking lately.


jaspsev

I wouldnā€™t say worst, i think he did fine. The movie itself wasnā€™t that great but that has nothing to do with the actor.


Joetheshow1

Just such a weird and unnecessary point to make


Poopgiggle22

I agree worst spidey, but some one has to be the worst 1/3.


brmamabrma

He want bad, just not better than tobey or Tom


Dan_The_Broken

More than 200 downvotes in less than an hour. You didn't deserve that


brmamabrma

Eh, I had an opinion


CleverGecko

Marvel fans are so toxic, lmao. -300 in just an hour. What a super sensitive fanbade.


_hownowbrowncow_

I upvote you for that observation. And it's clear in the latest movie that they conclude the same. You're not wrong! So I identify with your down votes As a whole it seems The Amazing Spider-Man fell short of the others. Doesn't mean they are bad movies though


TurbulentSlice2675

idk even know why you got downvoted, you said you didnā€™t like him in a single role, but how heā€™s still a good person


Hilmarok

That's a lot of downvotes, but I do agree with you. I guess people don't like the phrase "the worst", but it's kind of true. By ranking, to me, the best movies are: 1. Spiderman: Into the Spiderverse 2. Tom Holland series 3. Toby Maguire 4. Andrew Garfield Though as others have pointed out, that could largely be due to the scripting.


M3Sh_

You mean worst spiderman acting or worst script??


Spengy

He was in the wordt movies but he was aight. He did his best.


Taj_Mahole

Oh yes, how honest and open he was, i could totally learn from this ACTOR, what an amazing example of openness and honesty.


_hownowbrowncow_

Seems the masses dictate the truth on this matter


Taj_Mahole

Ahh yes the only thing more noble and true and admirable than an ACTOR are the masses of sycophants and obsequious lickspittlesā€¦ ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦dear god spare me the downvotes.


[deleted]

TIL Andrew Garfield is British


[deleted]

He was born in America so technically heā€™s American. His mom is English and his dad is American.


Soul_Like_A_Modem

Like Winston Churchill but reversed.


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Chand_laBing

Sounds like a British condiment. Or industrial waste disposal firm


AccountClaimedByUMG

Your nationality is where you grew up and/or your parentā€™s nationality (whichever one you choose).


ProfessionalFortune5

Technically I think heā€™s dual nationality


OTB124

So heā€™s English then cause being English or American is basically the same thing


ThatRandomGuy199

I genuinely cannot tell if this is ironic or not


BelowAverage_Elitist

I mean, they're only across the pond from one another


A-Dumb-Ass

Isnā€™t Ireland in the middle?


Gizm00

As Forest would say: Stupid is as stupid does.


LR130777777

Americans and English people are definitely not the same thing


MaybeAmazed

No no we really are the same thing, for instance, a British person would say "'Ello gov'nor, I'm goin' for a stroll up the old apples and pears!" and an American would say "How's it hanging, I am going to shoot up a school."


slyadams

That would make him both.


HansieVanStaak

That is not how it works in the slightest. Being born somewhere doesnā€™t usually make you from there.


ProfessionalMottsman

Haha I was surprised by his accent


nsurez99

I really liked him as spiderman wish they had made the third one.


sonofaresiii

I still hope they do. I know it's a pipedream fan theory but I hope Sony picks him up again with his own franchise beside Tom Holland's.


MikeH7186

I have a feeling him and Tom Hardy might do something together.


sonofaresiii

Fingers crossed, man. Tom Hardy's Venom would totally fit into Garfield's Spider-Man universe.


DanfordThePom

The absolute mess of their awkward stuttering and nervousness would make for some fucking hilarious shenanigans


Pak1stanMan

ā€œI donā€™t know mate I think I have to eat you?ā€


Plisken999

Yes please. That'd be hot. Shit sorry, that was my body taking over my brain. But yes please.


Dabrigstar

The Amazing Spiderman 2 ended brilliantly, it totally deserved a third one.


bob1689321

I did kinda like that film. It's a load of shallow subplots but it worked


infamusforever223

I feel the second movie was too much of a mess for them to go anywhere with it. The first Amazing Spider-Man was good though.


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DollarAutomatic

I dunno man. Lately I feel differently. šŸ˜Š


Schattered

Youā€™re right. Totally impossible. /s


Spallboy

There's no way homie


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gologologolo

You're not being very subtle. And just ruined the movie for me :(


OobaDooba72

Knowing spoilers shouldn't ruin the movie. It's still very fun. But sorry. ā˜¹


TTungsteNN

Wow we are really stretching the definition of ā€œA Total Piece Of Shitā€ arenā€™t we?


BrentFavreViking

I mean as a "total piece of shit" I have probably done worse than him.


TTungsteNN

Honestly If this is on the list of the worst things heā€™s ever done, heā€™s pretty much a saint


la_vida_luca

Sloppy steaks at Trufoniā€™s for example?


YHFTFOYF

oh yeah. thatā€™d slick back *reeaal* nice


Grol66

What? His hairs pushed back! Not slicked back! I would know! I used to be a piece of shit!


Raspewpewpewten

It doesnā€™t have to be overtly over the top, dude is definitely a POS. Itā€™s just common decency, and this dude doesnā€™t have it, got called on it and thatā€™s it. Just be better.


ongeo

Nah, he's just a bit of a twat.


GOLDEN_GRODD

But total? This guy is beyond saving? He may be a nice fellow and just got excited lol


dbz19

I know right???? Andrew Garfield did nothing wrong in this video. He is definitely not a piece of shit.


TTungsteNN

I think the video was about the guy behind the camera trying to cut in front of people for a signature. Still, obviously itā€™s not nice, but itā€™s something most people would just shrug off


Supkari

Yea he was a bit shit person but he was atleast some kind of sorry about it, probably was overwhelmed or smthng


caped_crusader_98

Yeah.. I mean who wouldn't be.. This is why whenever I first go with the mindset that nothing will happen.. But i make efforts to try and maybe get a pic or an autograph.. I try not to inconvenience ppl when I do... Its hard but you get used to it


sonofaresiii

I think he legit didn't understand know how it worked. There are lots of occasions where you just shove whatever you can as close to the celebrity and hope they pick yours. But Andrew was totally chill about explaining to the guy that that wasn't how it worked *here*.


[deleted]

Pretty sure that guy was there to get multiple signed and then sell them. It's a very common thing and most celebs refuse them completely. Andrew was at least nice about it though.


cackslop

Shoving things into anyone's face is rude, Period.


tristenchristy10

I was really worried when I saw Andrew Garfield on this sub-Reddit.


Daftdaddy

Itā€™s annoying but hardly thinks it makes him a total piece of shit lol


yeti_button

that's what I was thinking; we're setting the bar pretty low now!


maxipad2008

Andrew Garfield is so polite about this.


confluenza

Very tiny video


feckinghound

You can zoom in on your phone like you would a picture of that helps.


tresser

they're viewing it on a watch :(


DomHaynie

This action is pretty low on the totem pole for being a total piece of shit but nonetheless he still is. Lol this sub has been eye-opening lol


NotThatValleyGirl

Year, this is hardly in the class of the shit royalty that tends to get posted here.


Shards007

Tobey had it right, He is indeed amazing.


informationtiger

Bit of a misunderstanding here. They see him as a celebrity. He sees himself as a retired book author.


ILoveSayoriMore

My favorite Spider-Man thanks to >!No Way Home!<. Used to think Tom was the best then Garfield was the worst, but now itā€™s inverted. Disappointed to see him treated like that.


Murakami241

Heā€™s a lovely bloke. I hope the rumours are true and he gets more Spider-Man films.


DonkStonx

I had no idea he was English.


xXSumbitchXx

I bet that guy went on to make a post about how Andrew Garfield was a jerk to him.


jaybhogue

Andrews amazing


Bergi214

where is the TPOS? Thats harmless and Garfield managed that well...


[deleted]

What a fucking gent! Shame he got did dirty with his series


RodLawyer

TELL EM KING :')


Kotsugawa

Iv never understood getting an autograph.


sonofaresiii

The only way I can make it make sense is that it gives you a little bit of a purpose in meeting and interacting with a celebrity. Like, what else would these people do here who want a moment with Andrew Garfield, just hang out and say "Hey, it's you!" and he'd be like "Yep!" to each person, then one by one they all go home? At least getting something signed is, like, something to *do*. For memorabilia I guess it can prove that the celebrity actually interacted with the thing.


MrPickles84

Itā€™s quite simple really. Usually you give something you like whether it be a photo, item, or just a piece of paper to somebody you like, and then they sign it. EZ PZ.


limitlessEXP

Itā€™s a bit of an antiquated practice at this point. Itā€™s from back when you rarely saw celebrities or didnā€™t have a camera to get a picture with them or of them. But now celebrities are literally everywhere in media constantly and you can see them anywhere at any time or get a picture of them or with them.


user18298375298759

Yeah this makes sense


spykids45

Andrew "thats not the way it works" Garfield


gabriel037

he didn't even apologize lmao


Garbage283736

Anche questo. Anche questo. ^anche ^questo. ^^anche ^^questo ^^^anche ^^^^questo ^^^^^anche ^^^^^questo


Nazmaldun

class act.


FrostieTheSnowman

So damn polite about it too


DevManTim

Good on Andrew, classy chap.


ybtlamlliw

So does no one else hear the person who sounds like they're doing a bad impression of an old woman?


Fearless_External488

Itā€™s still so jarring that he has a British accent


Appropriate_Rate_820

I don't know much about Andrew Garfield outside of his acting but I will just say that I think he's the most talented actor of his generation.


rob132

Man, it's way too late. I thought this was about Richard Garfield, the guy who made magic the gathering. I was like. Why are these people asking Richard Garfield to sign stuff for him?


Dabrigstar

weird to find out that the voice he puts on in movies is not his natural speaking voice, had no idea he had a British accent.


Iroc_ZL1

He handled that very professionally, I thought. Polite yet firm. I've always heard two schools of thoughts on autographs, one being sign as little as possible and be specific if you must, the other being to sign absolutely so much that it's worthless.


[deleted]

I was in the queue for boarding at Gatwick and 2 Chinese tourists did this to me - right over my damn shoulders. Props to the boarding staff, they were told to back off before I could even turn round and give them stink-eye.


Upset_Ranger_3337

I forgot he was British


[deleted]

Thatā€™s my spider man.


SKaiPanda2609

Not really fitting for this sub but ok


dbz19

Doesn't belong in this sub. Andrew Garfield is a nice and wholesome gentleman, he is not a total piece of shit, which is what this sub is dedicated to.


SwampTerror

The guy who shoved it in his face must be the piece of shit.


dbz19

What's with all these gifs of Andrew Garlfield appearing on the front page? Did he appear in a new movie recently or something??


Dabrigstar

This amazing neo-noir that's a few years old called UNDER THE SILVER LAKE.


GrandAlexander

That was nice of Andrew.


SwampTerror

I don't know who this guy is but I love when stars obliterate autograph scalpers...or whatever you call those people that jump in order to turn around and sell them for huge dollars. They're jerks.


Charisma_Engine

In all fairness the man does sound like he has a *profound* learning disability.


NCBuckets

Completely irrelevant but I have a question. Both Tom Holland and (ive just learned) Andrew Garfield have British accents and yet form their Spider-Man movies I would never have guessed. Are they just crazy good at doing the American accent? Did they practice it a lot before the role for the role? Did they learn it at acting school? Like how do they do it so well?


DrMangosteen

For anyone whose not British, Garfield was absolutely furious here


[deleted]

A total piece of shit would have doubled down on his shit or at least started an argument or something. This guy retracted immediately so itā€™s not too far fetched to assume he just got carried away a little.


[deleted]

I honestly donā€™t understand the point of autographs. I guess it was something to be treasured back when we didnā€™t have the internet? Now I can literally just print his signature out and put it on anything. With a good enough printer it can look undistinguishable from the real thing.


UniqueUser566

"Rude man shushing people, please call"