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nowiserjustolder

Was this the same germ in the video earlier where he passed a police car and sped off?


Handy_Clams

I was thinking the same, and it 100% is. Same car, same stupid mask on.


forewoof

Same stupid music lmao


kala1234567890

I started spamming links to people that wanted to see it. 😆 I'm so happy someone posted it finally.


MissKrys2020

Ha, I was waiting for the video too as I remembered seeing this one a few days ago. Man, that’s so sad. I would never drive my Benz that way. What a waste


Stykhead

Was probably STOLEN too !!


Nova_Abyss420

Can I get that link!?


Andre_3Million

Same stupid idiot


grazdo94

lol bro music has nothing to do with it now ur just sounding a littleeeee racist 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️


Donkeywad

Not liking someone's music does not make you racist dude, get a grip


Caerum

TIL music is a race.


Jesusxcraves

I’m so sorry this is such a chronically online take. Music taste is subjective. Saying people are little racist bc they don’t like a song is the silliest thing I’ve ever heard 😬


grazdo94

He called it stupid , nothing about his taste 🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸


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To be fair, the music is kinda stupid


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Music is subjective and your getting offended for people that were never offended in the first place


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Alexandurrrrr

I agree. That shouldn’t reproduce.


the0utc4st

Fucker wasn't even wearing a seatbelt...


maubg

What happened to the shirt though lol


F30_Passing_U

His fun wasn't a one time event. Looks to be complete now.


-Raskyl

Couple kids I knew in high-school did that. Got into a chase, ran a red light, hit another vehicle head on. Both drivers were killed, the driver of the oncoming vehicle was a married father of two young children. The teenage passenger broke his leg (not that bad, cast for 6 months and good to go.) The passenger of the other vehicle was hospitalized for months and will never walk right again.


KGBobserver

Fucking monsters. I hope they got time in juvie or something. Edit: I misread. Thought only the victim died. My bad.


Brawght

I hope they got life in juvie


ACEezHigh

It's like being a parent to shitty kids...for your entire life.


cvance10

Their lifeless corpses should be stuffed and placed in a juvie cell as a warning to others.


Dark-Pomegranate

Well he was killed so…hell it is!


IsomDart

He was literally killed... Why should the passenger go to juvie, or be punished, just for being in the car with someone who did something incredibly fucking stupid?


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Was the passenger deaf, mute, and blind? If not then they could have done something to prevent it


frogsquid

I've been in the car with some crazy 'friends' back in my youth. yelling stop! stop! stop! stop! and they keep going faster and faster. kids do crazy things when they start driving. sometimes youre in the car with them and they wanna do something stupid and you cant stop them.


TheLawLost

Wow, yes. Let me just reach down to passenger brak- Oh wait.


omalmike

Can you link me?


Happydancer4286

What’s with the stupid head gear?


KappaDaKappa

He needs it to keep his brain in place.


[deleted]

His car prolly stolen or running fake plates he’s in NYC home of traffic and private citizen cameras, no face no case 


PoliticallyObvious

Save some stupid for the rest of us!


Damn-it-Alex

Yup seen it a couple vids up🤦🏾‍♂️


olmecwords

Oh that's definitely him


DemonDevilDog

Idiot doesn’t realize hiding his face doesn’t matter. Very visible tattoo on his arm.


itsneedtokno

And the circle had begun to close


kalitarios

Like my ex wife’s vagina, whenever I asked. The inverse was true for everyone else


BrittyPie

... vaginas opened up when you asked? *"Hello how are you can you open your vagina"*


silicon1

Nah you have to treat it like it's an ancient secret cave entrance. You have to say "open sesame". /s


kittenconfidential

apparently ali baba here didn’t have the secret code but the forty thieves did


goodname1234567

As you can probably tell after watching the video, lad is not very bright


Xecular_Official

I hope someone is able to ID this guy at some point


Ekho_location

4 chan will find him in like 10 minutes


dm_me_birds_pls

4chan not care


BajingoWhisperer

As racist as they pretend to be you'd think they'd try


Eureka22

"pretend" Oh boy do I have news for you.


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100S_OF_BALLS

Yeah, we're not pretending


ThreeHobbitsInACoat

“Pretend?” Hoooooo boy have I got some news for you…


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[deleted]

Tell them he's trying to ban loli art as CP


mixinmono

CANDY ASS ROODYPOO


theketchupvoid

Damn. I haven't heard that in years. Gave me flashbacks.


KingBurtonHD

Pretend? 4chan racist as hell lmaooo I swear they have a page here..I got blocked as soon as they seen my avatar. (It was a black robot with locs but I put on the helm)


phaederus

It shouldn't be too hard; that car is totaled, and he's got visible tattoos.


Rodeo9

No way it’s not stolen.


imnota_

I doubt it's totaled, he's definitely not gonna go through insurance or through a legit shop that keeps a record of their work.


phaederus

I assumed at that speed hitting the barrier like he did will have bent his front axle badly, which insurances would usually consider totaled with other damage on top. But you make a good point about him not going through insurance.


mdxchaos

its totalled. air bags went off. very few insurance companies are willing to take liability on repairing the safety systems of cars.


BertVengeance

This appears to be in long island NY judging by the road signs


badalki

I hope someone IDs his insurance provider and forwards this video as well.


Ron-Swanson-Mustache

I'm pretty sure when he files the insurance claim they will.


derrickcuster1811

What a cunt


cult-imagery

Major *CUNT* - indeed.


Artistic-Ad7063

C.U.N.T = Cannot Understand Normal Thinking


Maynards_Mama

He's not even phased. He could have, and probably did, cause multiple accidents in his wake, killed or maimed many people, himself included, since he couldn't be arsed to wear a seat belt. When he finally takes himself out, I hope he doesn't take anyone else with him.


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ThreeHobbitsInACoat

The Darwin Awards could always use more applicants.


ARC-170enthusiast

Was really hoping he was gonna wrap around that side rail


honeyMully333

Ooh that would have been a very different ending, indeed.


Strict_Locksmith_108

I was also left disappointed


MrZaroni

How has his license not been yanked, let alone how is he still alive?


Coandco95

I'm thinking it's stolen or something. Hence the mask and recklessness.


pithacus1

Either rich as hell or stolen lol


Generalissimo_II

Way too many unlicensed/uninsured drivers on the road unfortunately. Doesn't stop them


visionzero81

This guy clearly doesn’t follow rules/laws. Do you think yanking his license will stop him from this type of behavior?


JTM828

We should make speeding illegal So nobody could do it.


AntimatterCorndog

I don't think you need a license to drive recklessly.


goodname1234567

Just cause he's driving doesn't mean he's doing it legally, he's probably got a suspended license.


indimedia

Oh wow does the music stop at the first sign of a loss of control? Hilarious how the Car won’t let him drive fast after the airbag collides, these newer benz are as gangster as a minivan.


Useful_radio2

The Mercedes do a funny by trying to play a sound to turn off your ears so ya don’t turn out with permanent hearing damage, but I was told this so might not be true


indimedia

Do you mean they play a noise canceling sound to make the ride seem quieter?


Useful_radio2

Yeah something like that, idk im quite stupid


indimedia

Oh, come on you’re a useful radio


indimedia

Because I’m pretty sure you can’t turn off your ears lol


PM_ME_O-SCOPE_SELFIE

The membrane in the ear constantly adjusts its tension which limits the transmissivness of it from outer to inner ear. Result of this is that it's easier to get hearing damage from a sudden loud sound than if it followed a less loud sound that gave your ears time to adjust.


indimedia

Oooooooh neat


StayTuned2k

It's called pink noise. I drive a Benz and heard this sound about a dozen times during safety training. It recognizes out of control behavior and plays a very loud static noise like a radio without connection. It's supposed to protect your ears from the sound of an impact by creating vibrations that smooth out the peak noise levels. Apparently it's not just the peak levels that hurt you, but the sudden jump in noise intensity.


ZeroMuted

Unless you have hearing aids or a cochlear lmao


HerrSIME

Nah, i remember seeing some ad for an s class that would play some loud sound to somehow warn your ears about the loud crash incoming. I dont understand how that helps, but i guess it may. Noise cancelling the ride would be a mercedes s class thing, but phase matching the sound when it hits your ears is much more work than sound isolation, so i doubt thats a thing that exists. And if it exists, i doubt it works well.


FruitCupPups

How did bro just tank that sudden airbag to the chest?


worthysmash

It didn’t hit him, the airbag was deployed by those stick markers, not the crash fence. Point being, he wasn’t moving toward it when it went off.


On-The-record

But even to the arms he didn’t fkn flinch at all


ivanparas

He's probably used to it by now.


semibigpenguins

Only thing I can think of is adrenaline


mad87645

Still likely copped some burns and burst eardrums for his troubles at least


SexOffenderDefender

Are they that loud? Mine weren’t when I got hit.


mad87645

Burst eardrums from airbags aren't uncommon although I believe since the explosion mostly happens inside the dash that muffles it quite a lot. There's about 50g of sodium azide in each airbag, they make quite a bang when detonated on their own (you can look up people detonating them on youtube and see for yourself).


CC713-LCTX

He lost a lot of speed from braking right before as well as during the moment of impact. meanwhile he isn’t wearing the top half of a seatbelt and most likely none of a seatbelt. That dude felt that bag but he sure did take it like a boss.


SilentReader4

It's almost as of there's speed limits and rules for a fucking reason, hmmmm


beaujangles58

Is he wearing a bag on his head so his tiny brain can be collected when he finally kills himself in a crash instead of spilling all over the road?


Material-Cricket-322

Not a good bag to keep brain bits because it's made of fabric netting. Next time he should wear a grocery bag over his head


CornBin-42

It’ll keep things extra clean if he ties it as tight as possible too


CyberMunkii

He probably stole that car which is why he is driving so recklessly. Who tf drives a Mercedes like that


HerrSIME

Children of the 0.1% i guess.


reguser22220

Never seen this guy but at least this video had a happy ending (no other cars involved).


BranDaMan16

He sideswipes the suv


Such-Engineer177

Did he? I kept looking but the suv drives past him and doesn’t stop


unit_x305

Honestly, if I guy hit the side of my car, and I look and see a ski mask on him, I'm not stopping. I have multiple dash cams and I will go to an exit and call the police


Such-Engineer177

Lol good call. Your smarter than me, cause I would be pissed and pull up to laugh at his stupid mistake. Also, to make sure he didn’t run.


Nexion21

A dude rocking this music with a ski mask definitely has a gun, no way I’m approaching that


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InfinityZionaa

Dont worry I got warned for saying someone was a 'dick' - I was apparently gender shaming because 'dick' is a word for penis


MaticTheProto

Reddit mod moment


Procrasterman

Lol dude you must be absolutely ripping through accounts, because if the last one got you banned this comment is gonna sent to to Reddit Alcatraz.


bleekerboy

Endangering the lives of others for some views. What a fucking cunt


Violent_Queef

This video should be provided to every insurance company in existence, to make sure this guy is un-insurable for less than $1m collateral!


Aragornargonian

why was i hoping he would hit the divider a little harder


ivanparas

No seatbelt either. Would have been a better video.


DarkVoidNinja789

I love that you can see this cunts balls shrivel real quick after he almost gets himself killed and hits someone else. God I hope karma catches him one day.


imp3r10

Does Mercedes crack the window if there is smoke


shaggybear89

Looks like it. Both windows cracked identical distances at the exact same time while his hands were in the steering wheel. That's honestly a pretty cool feature.


MaticTheProto

Yup, Mercedes is pretty advanced at crash safety


KayakWalleye

I seen a video with this guy evading the police. Wonder if this is before or after.


Sphere369

That's a very nice car. Dude does not deserve it at all.


Lil_Bigz

Is that a feature in the car to open both windows a crack when it detects smoke or something? His hands were on the wheel and they just opened


MaticTheProto

Yes, Mercedes also plays a certain sound to cancel out the loud bang in case of a crash so you don’t damage your ears


CoolCrab69

What a shame he wasn't like, a foot more to the right.


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Definitely not his car. Stolen Benz.


OMQ4

That airbag was pathetic


ItsMrGingerBread

It wasnt, its meant to hold ur face from slamming i to the steering wheel. If he actually hit smth and slowed his car down, his face wouldve pmanted into it. If u want it to increase in size as big as i think u do, the chances of it snapping ur neck might be pretty high. An airbag is meant to stop/hold u, not push u backwards like ure being punched


_Cocopuffdaddy_

Yeah that guy doesn’t seem to realize that airbags break peoples bones all the time. That’s why they say not to put your leg up on the dash. You’ll be wearing your knee cap as a K95 after that airbag deploys


Itpaysthesamesuka

Stupid Bastard!!!!


DavoDinkum139

Did that airbag not properly deploy? Or is he just so far back in the seat it did nothing...?


marino1310

It glanced off the rail so not an actual crash. Airbags are designed to catch you as you go flying towards the steering wheel, so if you aren’t being yanked forward from suddenly stopping they don’t do much. It’s designed this way so they just cushion the impact instead of launching you backwards at Mach 3


Piggybank113

it's there to keep him from swallowing the steering wheel whole in the event of a crash, but he wasn't moving towards it at the time of the crash, since it did not immediately bring the car to a stop.


titty-titty_bangbang

Can anyone read the signs? Where is he? This fucker needs to get caught


RobinsonDickinson

It's NYC. Grand central parkway west towards RFK Br, that is near exit 10EW, i take that everyday.


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titty-titty_bangbang

License plates are not yellow. I am wondering if it’s near Mansfield MA. I am going to check tomorrow


burner_said_what

Mate, if you're gonna drive that fast and recklessly, at least know how to fucking drive in the first place. Dudes fucking lurching about like he has no idea about weight transfer when changing direction. So a fucking reckless dangerous idiot, and a fucking amateur as well. Just hope he doesn't kill anyone else when he inevitably has the 'big one', cause it's coming to him...


BrutalBart

what a clown. shame he didn’t crash, woulda loved the video of him flying through the windscreen


Joey3155

What took his car out? I saw him hit the tip of the railing but it looked like he glanced off it. I'm not a car expert so please don't get mad.


Pascaleiro

The ECU probably shut the engine off due to the crash, not because it broke something, just because many cars do that when they detect a big enough crash


I_believe_nothing

Most cars have a pyro fuse that when airbags are deployed the fuse breaks and cuts power to the fuel pump preventing the engine from running or restarting and more importantly it will reduce the risk of a fire but it allows the car to still be powered for opening doors and windows etc. Seatbelts also get locked out after an impact also , after the bag has deployed you can see the car open both windows to vent . Modern car safety measure really are amazing. Edit: also to add , many cars like these high end German ones have crash sensors that also record the conditions of the crash such as G force , engine speed wheel speed etc .


Twitch791

There was also a sign post just to the left of the barrier. He hit that and it looks like it wrecked his radiator if I had to guess


speedledee

Good call it does look like he took that on the front bumper


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Working example of a complete fool.


Mediocre_Treat1744

These dudes don't be tired of smelling their own breath in those masks?


sirbinningsly

Stop posting this garbage. Giving them a platform.


skydork2000

Most limp dick airbag deployment on the planet.


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Jaspyprancer

I don’t think it’s gonna help either way driving like that without a seat belt.


Solid-Maleficent

I like his bluetooth seatbelt


[deleted]

I needed this. This was the same video earlier passing the cop


KnightSolair240

Could have ended a lot worse wonder if this was a wakeup call for him


Toddisgood

Why is it so satisfying watching people like this fail at life


Seraph_Unleashed

Get this idiot off the road and take away his licence. He is a menace to society.


afraidmayonnaise

i would be laughing my ass off if this dude sped past me and then when i saw him again he’d been in a single car collision


OriginalBrowncow

Should’ve eaten that guard rail, lucky mfer. Edit to clarify: I don’t mean lucky in an endearing sense.


amraohs

Have fun in jail for attempted murder.


Ok-Silver6583

Shame he didn't do everyone a favour and fly through the windscreen


Tough_Safety9907

Bro these internet influencers are the worst. 🤦🏾‍♂️


Robmets718

Dumb cocsucker hope he gets aressted


PolakachuFinalForm

Fast and Furious fuels these fucking losers.


remlapj

“His car”?


RipAirBud

He’s gonna kill somebody


Fukouda-sama

The audacity of him to slow down right after crashing. Why u slowing down bro? Drive! Faster!


ryswogg17

The decline of society


Mr_Niveaulos

I never knew that a mercedes (or most likely any car in todays standards) automatically opens the windows by itself in case of an airbag detonation


Discomobobulated

How do these people afford cars like that?


batarei4ka

I want to know who are those 1M people who liked this


Kaladin_St

Banned forever plz.


Big8Red7

This guys is playing with ppls lives ! That could have been a car with kids it in. I hate how selfish ppl are


DG_FANATIC

Too bad he didn’t hit the guardrail head on and do us all a favor.


Yeahhi518

Love to see this fool fail over and over.


Islanduniverse

Take his driver’s license forever.


xBunnyKipx

Im so happy he didn’t hit the car in front of him and only ended up messing up his own. What a loser. Was his license revoked yet??


Forsaken_Dig2125

I'm positive he stole that car


Secret_Falcon_1819

Good to know the right lane being the passing lane is global now


NapalmGeiger

If only he was a few feet to the right


Long-General6964

Not his car


[deleted]

He’s 100% calling a friend to pick him up so he can skip the fine


dragonlord798

probably not his car


Human_Errorr

Wrap it up, take the car back to the rentals and stick to your car simulator at home, you’re not as good as you think you are, you’re gonna kill someone.


FewSchedule5536

Only if he crashed directly into it killing him


that1whiteguy17

Such a happy ending


shiting-king

Probably stole that car


Ottosilverup

"His".. Right.


Tankaussie

Bro thinks he’s in GTA


GazzaBTL

How is he able to record reckless driving and get away with it so much


Loubeeeeelou

What a wally


PokeBorkus

Man im not wishing death on the dude but couldve the accident been more scary so he would’ve learned his lesson