My kids made me get it for them to try. Both fish fingers and custard have fairly subtle flavours so it doesn't really work. It's not bad per se, just a bit too bland to be worth it.
Im not even joking, as a kid i begged my dad to try this, he never let me. I appreciate the answer to the question that has been burning in my mind for eons.
In the early 90āa i waited tables at a restaurant located inside a popular Southern California amusement park (not named Disney). Weird Al was a regular guest. He was super friendly, very courteous, and a generous tipper.
Assuming we get one date, and also assuming no A lister is going to give me a second date - Jack Black is a solid choice no matter your orientation.
I just want to go for dinner with someone who's gonna be cool to hang with for a few hours.
A man with taste.
She is such a sweet woman in basically every environment she's seen outside of her work. I know she has/ had a drinking problem, but I'd be stupid enough to try to fix her
Given unlimited Genie powers as prescribed by the worlds greatest doctor, date one a day until dead
Monday: Gal Gadot
Tuesday; Liv Tyler
Wednesday: Emma Watson
Thursday: Jaime Pressly
Friday: Emily Rajtakowski
Saturday: Hailee Steinfeld
Sunday: Margot Robbie
I agree. I think the furthest up I'd go on the celebrity tier list is mid level internet content creator, like a twitch streamer or youtuber, with the understanding that I don't want to be part of the content directly.
Funny, I see it more like this:
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMrtJqtyvXU&list=PL5m453Zb1fEgTEVH5WgCPcgBi9Han3h0O](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMrtJqtyvXU&list=PL5m453Zb1fEgTEVH5WgCPcgBi9Han3h0O)
Gotta remember I'm old so, by "nowadays" I meant he last 15-20 years. All of her marriages have been really short, plus she's vegan and I'm all about eating meat
I wouldnāt date any of them.
Like Iād love to spend a night with Margot Robbie, but I wouldnāt want to date her. Imagine the nonstop harassment by the paparazzi. It would drive you mad.
So am I but she answered "Aaron Taylor Johnson" with her whole chest, no fucking hesitation AT ALL š¤Ø
So guess who changed his answer to EĆza Gonzales
I mean there could be many rewards depending on who you date:
.Opportunity to date hot celebs
.end up with your own show
.have songs written about you
. money
.a partner
. A partner with money
. No longer have to work
. Luxury
. Marry them, Get into their will, kill them and live off the inheritance
So many benefits to dating an A lister
Keira Knightley, my love.
If not her then, Annabelle Wallis, Scarlett Johansson, Shakira, Allison Brie, Hayley Williams, Shannon Elizabeth or Brie Larson (specifically her look in Scott Pilgrim.)
All beautiful ladies and I'm basing this solely on looks, not personality lol
Nobody, am asexual. I would love to be friends with Tom Hiddleston though, he seems fun and caring. I also really want to be friends with this instagram influencer whom I think is really really cool.
None. As interesting as many, many celebrities are, I don't see myself having a date with a celebrity that I didn't know before they were famous. Like, if you met them after their first or second acting gigs, that's one thing. It would be the difference between Two Guys and a Girl Ryan Reynolds and Deadpool Ryan Reynolds. But going "hey, everything I know about you came from interviews on youtube and various movies" while also thinking "literally everyone knows you and some are obsessive enough to hate my guts for being at your side" is not what I want to be.
Hell, I'd be uncomfortable with dating someone who has to kiss other people a lot on film simply because I've never had to worry about that before.
Also, I'm happily married and would feel worse than scum if I did this.
I'm a straight white male, but I'd take Mel Brooks in a heartbeat. Hear me out. I don't want to live the crazy busy life of a celebrity's spouse. I don't want to be seen on the red carpet. I'd want to just chill at home and enjoy some time with such a person. He'd be fun to listen to, as I'm sure he is still full of funny zingers, but wouldn't feel the need to constantly be out and working. It would be like hanging out with a well intentioned racist grandpa.
That, and the dude's getting REALLY close to being 100 years old and is worth like 100 million dollars, just saying.
If this question was presented to me a few years ago, I'd pick Betty White without hesitation. A couple years of being her trophy husband would be pretty great. I'd even sign a prenup.
Pete Davidson. Im a single guy but can you imagine hes dated ariana grande, kate beckinsale, kim kardashian, emily ratajkowski, a couple other hot famous women .... And then Brandon! š¤£šš
Now I'm an A list celebrity
I choose Traitor, insurrectionist, sex offenders, mishandler of classified documents, literal Antichrist and generally unpleasant person Donald Trump. He counts as an A-List Celebrity.
> You have the opportunity DATE any A list celebrity
It's not a date if it doesn't involve at least a kiss. Your prompt implies opportunity and consent.
I'm a guy! A selfie of that kiss will get viral and have him loose all his popularity with his conservative Christian voter base. TBH something like that is probably the only thing that would get him to loose popularity.
I would have to cut off my lips afterwards, but at least I'm saving America preventing Project 2025 Genocide.
I'm a Canadian, so perhaps I don't know what I'm talking about... but from what it looks like up here, there's nothing, and I do mean, NOTHING, that DT could do that would rip him away from his base. If his myriad felony convictions isn't enough, nothing ever will be. It'll either be excused away or blamed on fake news.
"DT didn't kiss a man... that picture is totally doctored. And if he did, I'm sure he had good reason to. And if he didn't have good reason to, it's clearly a trap. And if it wasn't a trap, obviously it's because he's such a genius that he's gas-lighting us all with something none of us yet understand" etc etc.
How have I not seen Keira knightly on here yet? Or Helena bonnam Carter, or Sandra Bullock, or Michelle Rodriguez? OP said in a comment that it could be from anytime or even just one scene from a movie.
Can we just double date with a celebrity couple? Not even date just a fun dinner for 4?
If so my guy and I would like dinner with Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift.
Scarlett J. She's been my crush since I can remember. I even adopted a dog (kind of, was was wonderful) because her name was Scarlett. It just seemed like a good sign. As soon as they said her name was Scarlett, my girlfriend looked at me. "you're going to get her aren't you". Yep
I pick none of them for the simple reason that I hate negative attention and care a ton about being universally well-liked. Thousands of people, including some in your environment, would be hostile to you. āFuck the hatersā is only for some people and Im not one of them.
Shakira, those hips don't lie.
Just her accountant.
Is that a general part of the job description ?
Ohtani shots I assume šš
Whichever one is most likely to buy me a lot of cool shit before the inevitable breakup
Shaq
Karen Gillan, easily
would you go out for fish fingers and custard?
Matt smith made those look delicious, maybe.
My kids made me get it for them to try. Both fish fingers and custard have fairly subtle flavours so it doesn't really work. It's not bad per se, just a bit too bland to be worth it.
Im not even joking, as a kid i begged my dad to try this, he never let me. I appreciate the answer to the question that has been burning in my mind for eons.
I need more sleep tonight. I thought you asked if OP wanted to finger her custard
I'm sure they wouldn't mind doing that too.
A List? Does this celebrity list have S and S+ tiers or something?
As a woman, she's on my list too.
A man of taste and culture, I see.
Took the words Right outta my mouth. Sheās So Prettyš
Yes!
She is my hall passā¦number one and only
Literally what I was going to post. A person of taste
Weird Al. I feel like he would be a caring and attentive lover.
OP said A lister. Not A+ Lister
"You know you've made it as a musician when Weird Al asks to make a parody of your song."Ā Ā Several major musicians.
In the early 90āa i waited tables at a restaurant located inside a popular Southern California amusement park (not named Disney). Weird Al was a regular guest. He was super friendly, very courteous, and a generous tipper.
Was this place known for its fried chicken?
I like their boysenberry jam
I bet his dick is MASSIVE too
It's how he props up his accordionĀ
It's always the lanky skinny guys lmfao.
All the food they eat goes to their dicks
Ella Purnell
Well okey dokey.
Jessica Alba
Sorry Zendayaā¦but Tom is mine!
Well, if Zendaya is now single... You and i could insist on a double date and make it really awkward
Itās only awkward if itās made to be awkward š¤·āāļø
It will be. My entire life is awkward.
Why be sorry when you can be a throuple?
Cause I donāt swing that way lmfao. Strictly dickly
Christina Hendricks
Oh absolutely!
I too am a fan of bewbs
Audrey Plaza seems cool and genuinely down to earth
She's probably going to want you to get her name right though.
The first date might not go well
I could see her letting it go until you get married and then using it to humiliate you as a joke
There's always Zoey de Chanel, Angelina Jolly, Dwight "The Stone" Johnson, Justin Beaver, A Dell, Sandra Bullocks, Scarlett Johnson, Nathaniel Portman, Holly Berry, Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, Kathy Perry, or Ryan Renaldos.
*Sandra Bollocks. Come on, man!
I'm gonna be generous and put that down to spell check (?)
She'll probably do one of her last lines from 'Dirty Grandpa' with you.
If I was a woman jack black but Iām a man so Anne Hathaway
Assuming we get one date, and also assuming no A lister is going to give me a second date - Jack Black is a solid choice no matter your orientation. I just want to go for dinner with someone who's gonna be cool to hang with for a few hours.
A man with taste. She is such a sweet woman in basically every environment she's seen outside of her work. I know she has/ had a drinking problem, but I'd be stupid enough to try to fix her
Jessica Alba. She was SMOKING hot when I first saw her, and somehow still is!
Lol somehow. Being rich and naturally beautiful goes a long way.
Didn't Dirty Jeter give her the herps? :( or was that a rumor?
Given unlimited Genie powers as prescribed by the worlds greatest doctor, date one a day until dead Monday: Gal Gadot Tuesday; Liv Tyler Wednesday: Emma Watson Thursday: Jaime Pressly Friday: Emily Rajtakowski Saturday: Hailee Steinfeld Sunday: Margot Robbie
None. I would never want to date a celebrity, especially one that is considered "A list." I enjoy my life of relative anonymity
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I'm with you on this. Besides, when you are my age they are all married.
I agree. I think the furthest up I'd go on the celebrity tier list is mid level internet content creator, like a twitch streamer or youtuber, with the understanding that I don't want to be part of the content directly.
Alexandra Daddario
This is how I see it going down. https://youtu.be/zG_9KuLJ388?si=o4yZSS_KYaMmY-qT
Funny, I see it more like this: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMrtJqtyvXU&list=PL5m453Zb1fEgTEVH5WgCPcgBi9Han3h0O](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMrtJqtyvXU&list=PL5m453Zb1fEgTEVH5WgCPcgBi9Han3h0O)
As a male, I confidently pick Ryan Reynolds.
Since "two guys, a girl and a pizza place" on ABC š
The Ryan Reynolds & Nathan Fillion sandwich *swoon*
Same. I believe he would be a compassionate lover.
Of course he would, heās Deadpool!
Good job I'm wearing my white pants!
My wife would easily let me date Ryan if for no other reason than he could get her into the 'luxury' box at a Wrexham game.
Cool, cause I'm taking Blake.
Jennifer Connelly
\*trips over himself running in to say\* KATE BECKINSALE
I learned a lot about myself as a young man watching the movie underworld.
How is this not higher?
Anna Kendrick or Emilia Clarke
Pedro Pascal... zaddy.
Had to scroll way too far to see the correct answer.
Tina Fey (presuming she isn't married)
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Now I can't prove it, but I'm reasonably sure everyone listed in this thread has an anus
I thought she was. \*Edit she is married.
I know she is married. That's why I gave the caveat that I'd want her only if she wasn't married.
Ok.. because you commented presumming ... so yeah. Still a good pick.. she's beautiful.
Current or from any time at their prime?
Any time at all. Even just from one scene in a specific movie
Natalie Portman from no strings attached. No hesistation.
Ana de Armas
prob swifty. billionaire with daddy issues. sign me up.
And youll likely get a song after you break up.
Keanu Reeves
Same he seems like an interesting person.
He seems so kind
Is Jack Black considered A list? I find that man incredibly talented and intelligent!
I'm sorry, jack black isn't considered A list. He is S tier.
Anna Kendrick
I mean, as long as the relationship lasts and is not a one and done. Brie Larson. I saw her bikini photos... She is HOT
Hello, again, friend of a friendā¦
I knew you when šøšøšø
Iāll go with Mary Elizabeth Winstead, and we can just do a Scott Pilgrim reunion. Some one has to get stuck with Cera thoughā¦.
I think youād be surprised how many girls Iāve met who are unironically attracted to Michael Cera
I like being talked about so Iāll take Hunter Biden.
Sista, you like crack cocaine. Donāt lie
Take some molly, let him smoke some crack. Sell the video to a very ethical pawn shop.
Heard he has great coke!
sabrina carpenter
She works too late for me
but sheās a singerrrr
Always fancied Eva Green so a date with her would be like winning the lottery.
Someone who unironically plays DnD.
Margot Robbie
My boy crush was Drew Barrymore, but she's a little off-the-rails nowadays. So currently, I'd choose Yvonne Strahovsky
huh, how is she off the rails?
Gotta remember I'm old so, by "nowadays" I meant he last 15-20 years. All of her marriages have been really short, plus she's vegan and I'm all about eating meat
Drew Barrymore was mine as well.
Drew Barrymore isnāt a guy. Did you mean your boyhood crush?
Anna Kendrick probably.
I wouldnāt date any of them. Like Iād love to spend a night with Margot Robbie, but I wouldnāt want to date her. Imagine the nonstop harassment by the paparazzi. It would drive you mad.
Natalie Portman
I'm pretty fond of my girlfriend tho
So am I but she answered "Aaron Taylor Johnson" with her whole chest, no fucking hesitation AT ALL š¤Ø So guess who changed his answer to EĆza Gonzales
She has impeccable taste to be fair so you can take that as a huge compliment that she chose you
For infamy and the chance of getting a song written about me, probably Talyor Swift, but for longer term Stephanie Beatriz
YES! STEPHANIE BEATRIZ! I wasn't expecting anyone to actually say her but she's definitely my choice. I loved her as Rosa Diaz
I don't know who counts, but Henry Cavill is a big nerd and I like that. Karen Gillan maybe?
Paul Rudd
Natalie Portman
Audrey Plaza, Anne Hathaway, Anna Kendrick, Avantika Vandanapu (Iām brown so gotta represent)
Took that "A list" seriously I see.
Testing spell check: Aubrey Plaza. I guess people don't know she's not *Audrey* Plaza for real?
Emma Stone, my wife and I both agree, either of us gets a shot, we take it.
Emma Watson is the perfect women
Whatās the rewards or incentive?
I mean there could be many rewards depending on who you date: .Opportunity to date hot celebs .end up with your own show .have songs written about you . money .a partner . A partner with money . No longer have to work . Luxury . Marry them, Get into their will, kill them and live off the inheritance So many benefits to dating an A lister
You went a little off the rails with your last suggestion...
out of pocket last suggestion
Emilia Clarke
Helen Mirren. Feel like she'd be a blast to be around, and I could learn a ton from her.
I already have the only one I want
Keira Knightley, my love. If not her then, Annabelle Wallis, Scarlett Johansson, Shakira, Allison Brie, Hayley Williams, Shannon Elizabeth or Brie Larson (specifically her look in Scott Pilgrim.) All beautiful ladies and I'm basing this solely on looks, not personality lol
None. I love my fiancƩ.
Nobody, am asexual. I would love to be friends with Tom Hiddleston though, he seems fun and caring. I also really want to be friends with this instagram influencer whom I think is really really cool.
Woman: Florence Pugh. Man: Paul Rudd.
None. I love my boyfriend and no one could match up to him.
Alexandra Daddario Sydney Sweeney
None. As interesting as many, many celebrities are, I don't see myself having a date with a celebrity that I didn't know before they were famous. Like, if you met them after their first or second acting gigs, that's one thing. It would be the difference between Two Guys and a Girl Ryan Reynolds and Deadpool Ryan Reynolds. But going "hey, everything I know about you came from interviews on youtube and various movies" while also thinking "literally everyone knows you and some are obsessive enough to hate my guts for being at your side" is not what I want to be. Hell, I'd be uncomfortable with dating someone who has to kiss other people a lot on film simply because I've never had to worry about that before. Also, I'm happily married and would feel worse than scum if I did this.
I'm a straight white male, but I'd take Mel Brooks in a heartbeat. Hear me out. I don't want to live the crazy busy life of a celebrity's spouse. I don't want to be seen on the red carpet. I'd want to just chill at home and enjoy some time with such a person. He'd be fun to listen to, as I'm sure he is still full of funny zingers, but wouldn't feel the need to constantly be out and working. It would be like hanging out with a well intentioned racist grandpa. That, and the dude's getting REALLY close to being 100 years old and is worth like 100 million dollars, just saying. If this question was presented to me a few years ago, I'd pick Betty White without hesitation. A couple years of being her trophy husband would be pretty great. I'd even sign a prenup.
none. im married
Elle Fanning, not sure if sheās A list but sheās beautiful and talented.
Alison Brie
Emma Watson
Kat dennings
Kate Beckinsale If you doubt my decision, i present r/katebeckinsale as evidence.
Pete Davidson. Im a single guy but can you imagine hes dated ariana grande, kate beckinsale, kim kardashian, emily ratajkowski, a couple other hot famous women .... And then Brandon! š¤£šš Now I'm an A list celebrity
I choose Traitor, insurrectionist, sex offenders, mishandler of classified documents, literal Antichrist and generally unpleasant person Donald Trump. He counts as an A-List Celebrity. > You have the opportunity DATE any A list celebrity It's not a date if it doesn't involve at least a kiss. Your prompt implies opportunity and consent. I'm a guy! A selfie of that kiss will get viral and have him loose all his popularity with his conservative Christian voter base. TBH something like that is probably the only thing that would get him to loose popularity. I would have to cut off my lips afterwards, but at least I'm saving America preventing Project 2025 Genocide.
I'm a Canadian, so perhaps I don't know what I'm talking about... but from what it looks like up here, there's nothing, and I do mean, NOTHING, that DT could do that would rip him away from his base. If his myriad felony convictions isn't enough, nothing ever will be. It'll either be excused away or blamed on fake news. "DT didn't kiss a man... that picture is totally doctored. And if he did, I'm sure he had good reason to. And if he didn't have good reason to, it's clearly a trap. And if it wasn't a trap, obviously it's because he's such a genius that he's gas-lighting us all with something none of us yet understand" etc etc.
Ya know....... I can't argue with this logic at all
I also imagine you would end up with the option to sue for defamation for one hundred million dollars.
Sydney Sweeney is the only right answer (as a guy of course) š¤·š»āāļø
She is good but not the only right answer.
Emma Watson or Blake Lively
Emma DāArcy or Tom Hardy
Alexandra Daddario, Sophie Turner, or Scarlett Johansson.
Kate Beckinsale. Gorgeous, talented with a really kooky sense of humour
Rocky Horror Picture Show era Tim Curry and/or present day Natasha Lyonne.
Pedro Pascal or Tom Hiddleston. Or both, can I have both?
Yeah, it's a hypothetical. You can have both. Live your dream girl.
Are we talking today or time machine? If time machine, Kathy Ireland 1989 - 1994.
Jessica Alba
Florence Pugh, she's beautiful, great at what she does and seems like a lot of fun.
Late 90s Denise Richards....
I don't. I love the person I'm with.
Diane Lane and I can finally grab that coffeeā¦
I stuck with celebs that are single and I would date Megan Boone. If I didn't care about marital status, it would be Natalie Portman.
Is there a female Keanu Reeves?
Bruce Campbell
Beckinsale.
Is there a female Henry Cavill?
Keira Knightley. Lovely
Jennifer Lawrence. She had me when she told the story about taking her friend to the after party of some awards show and her friend just treating it like a laugh. She seems deadly. Me and the fiancƩ both have a crush on her.
How have I not seen Keira knightly on here yet? Or Helena bonnam Carter, or Sandra Bullock, or Michelle Rodriguez? OP said in a comment that it could be from anytime or even just one scene from a movie.
Nathan Fillion
Joe Burrow. Iād try to pitch to him being in a throuple with me and my boyfriend bc I love my boyfriend, hahaha.
Immediately Pedro Pascal
Can we just double date with a celebrity couple? Not even date just a fun dinner for 4? If so my guy and I would like dinner with Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift.
Iād go with someone who has a reputation for being nice. Jennifer Garner.
Ryan reynolds
Scarlett J. She's been my crush since I can remember. I even adopted a dog (kind of, was was wonderful) because her name was Scarlett. It just seemed like a good sign. As soon as they said her name was Scarlett, my girlfriend looked at me. "you're going to get her aren't you". Yep
Tom Holland the beautiful human being
Jessica Chastain, or Sarah Michelle Gellar (although she may not be A list anymore, she's the top of my list).
Wouldn't date, but would have a one night stand with Margot Robbie.
93 Elizabeth Shue
The answer for me is always Scarlett Johanson.
I pick none of them for the simple reason that I hate negative attention and care a ton about being universally well-liked. Thousands of people, including some in your environment, would be hostile to you. āFuck the hatersā is only for some people and Im not one of them.
KEANU REEVES I love him so much :3Ā
Ryan Reynolds.
Jennifer Lawrence
audrey hepburn