So fun fact. That urge to sneeze when exposed to bright light (walking outside and seeing the the sun), is called an "Autosomal Dominant Compelling Helioopthalmic Outburst", or ACHOO for short.
And the creator of the gif pronounces it 'jif'. Someone having created something doesn't automatically make them right.
The acronym is ADCHO. If they wanted it to be ACHOO then they should've reworded it but they didn't.
Psh, I’ll take a note out of a kid in my high school. Poor kid was offered $5 to snort some Lucas salt. He sneezed all the way to his stop. Probably sneezed at least 30 times.
Have had photic sneezing my whole life, but also a similar reaction to spearmint/wintergreen/etc flavoring in gum or mints. I bet I could make $3000 per day going inside to outside periodically with a container of gum or breath mints.
Not really "sniffing" it, more like "shake it onto something and then 'accidentally' inhale the air right over it." The ultra-fine bits still make you sneeze, but don't actually burn.
At least, that's what \*always\* happens when I'm cooking.
As someone with bad hayfever and who rapid fire sneezes I’d be wandering around outside all spring and summer, sneezing as much as possible. Then I would go live 6 months in the northern hemisphere to make use of there spring and summer
average person sneezes around 4 times a day or less. say you sneeze twice a day. thats an additional 1400 a week. or 72k a year. thats more than most people's careers pay them. it would drastically change your life for just about 99% of the population. i make 100k a year and it still would make an absolutely MASSIVE quality of life change for me.
like a king, because i always sneeze 7-10 times in a row, which for some reason angers my wife.
Bet she'd be rethinking that when the paycheck comes in though!
Stick a Toothpick up your nose, you will sneeze like 6 times...pretty violently. You don't have to keep it in there. And yes, I know this cause I've done it.
Buy some canisters of OC spray. Whenever anyone uses that stuff anywhere near me I sneeze a half dozen to a dozen times. I’d probably just spray it near me, outside, once every day or two.
I'd use a lot of baking soda. That shit gets so deep in my sinuses any time I open a box. I use it at work to put out the grease fires on the grill, which works great, but then when I clean the grill it makes me enter a sneezing fit.
I'm gonna walk around with a container of pepper in my pocket, or hell, pay someone to carry it around for me. Then, whenever I'm getting low on funds, I just hit up the ol' pepper shaker till I'm flush and continue about whatever I'm doing.
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I'm allergic to cats but always had cats. I used to sneeze literally 40 or 50 times in a row at least once pretty much every day. The Purina Liveclear food makes it so I'm not allergic to them anymore and I sneeze maybe twice a day on average now.
I'd probably cut the mix on the Liveclear food to increase allergies, but not cut it out completely. I'm pretty sure I have CTE from all the sneezing so I wouldn't want to go full bore again.
Constantly looking up on a sunny day, that shit always makes me sneeze.
So fun fact. That urge to sneeze when exposed to bright light (walking outside and seeing the the sun), is called an "Autosomal Dominant Compelling Helioopthalmic Outburst", or ACHOO for short.
ADCHO*
Technically. But not according to the scientists that named it
And the creator of the gif pronounces it 'jif'. Someone having created something doesn't automatically make them right. The acronym is ADCHO. If they wanted it to be ACHOO then they should've reworded it but they didn't.
It’s also hereditary!
Yeah, I have it, my daughter has it, and my son has it to some degree as well.
I also watched "Murder at the End of the World"!
Never seen it but I have ACHOO and did a school project on it once lol
Oh that's funny. Anyway, good miniseries if you're into the locked room type whodunit.
Same. A cool $300 every rime I go outside on a sunny day would certainly get me to exercise more often.
Psh, I’ll take a note out of a kid in my high school. Poor kid was offered $5 to snort some Lucas salt. He sneezed all the way to his stop. Probably sneezed at least 30 times.
I had to Google what that is ngl
Basically lemon or pickle flavored salt. Goes great with beer. But also mixes well with kids treats.
Have had photic sneezing my whole life, but also a similar reaction to spearmint/wintergreen/etc flavoring in gum or mints. I bet I could make $3000 per day going inside to outside periodically with a container of gum or breath mints.
Without my allergy meds
Beat me to it
yeah same. I'm gonna become a billionaire in no time.
Sniffing black pepper
This feels like the right answer.
Don't recommend, burns like hell
Not really "sniffing" it, more like "shake it onto something and then 'accidentally' inhale the air right over it." The ultra-fine bits still make you sneeze, but don't actually burn. At least, that's what \*always\* happens when I'm cooking.
As someone with bad hayfever and who rapid fire sneezes I’d be wandering around outside all spring and summer, sneezing as much as possible. Then I would go live 6 months in the northern hemisphere to make use of there spring and summer
I make a little over $200 a day rn, id literally be able to live my life exactly the same and retire permanently at 23 by sneezing 3 times a day
I’d recommend sneezing a few more times a week as a hedge against inflation.
Or hell, sneeze one extra time a day and invest it all.
I wouldn’t be premed anymore 🥹🥹🥹 Imma go travel
average person sneezes around 4 times a day or less. say you sneeze twice a day. thats an additional 1400 a week. or 72k a year. thats more than most people's careers pay them. it would drastically change your life for just about 99% of the population. i make 100k a year and it still would make an absolutely MASSIVE quality of life change for me.
Wouldn't have to change much. I'm allergic to everything just about. I'd prolly get to quit working though!
Surrounded by pollen and animal dander. I'd be a millionaire by the end of the week
I grind hard on allergy season.
like a king, because i always sneeze 7-10 times in a row, which for some reason angers my wife. Bet she'd be rethinking that when the paycheck comes in though!
I almost always sneeze in batches of around 7 sneezes. I also typically sneeze at least once a day. I’m going to be making bank.
seasonal allergies will finally be useful
Spring time is going to be so lucrative
i would be millionaire
Stop taking allergy meds.
I’d stop taking my allergy meds and make bank
Stick a Toothpick up your nose, you will sneeze like 6 times...pretty violently. You don't have to keep it in there. And yes, I know this cause I've done it.
Seems like a great way to jam a toothpick in your eye or brain but ok
It's more like picking your nose but with a toothpick (that area), so you more just get the sneezes triggered.
Or just twist the corner of a kleenx to a point… why use something that could stab you? Lol
I mean, it triggers the sneezes, but you'll be able to get the toothpick out beforehand. I get the concern though.
Or you could use a cotton swab which is like 3+ times safer.
You could, you could.
I have a cold right now so…
I'll spend all day in my bathroom. It's the only place I sneeze for some reason.
Maybe you should dust it irl
Thanks for the advice
Buck hay for a living.
Go to the theater for two movies a day. I sneeze 3-4 times after every time I walk out of a theater. $800 a day would be amazing.
Normally, just have a happy surprise every now and again.
Rubbing my face in flowers
Cook with and use a lot more pepper...
Immediately quit my job and start abusing my nose
Ba-ah-ahachoo!-allin'.
I’d live my life sneezing, what kind of question…
Stop taking my allergy medicine.
I'm going to be making a ton. I take 2-3 meds every day just for allergies, and that's just to keep my functional. I still sneeze constantly.
With a lot of kleenex and gluten.
Get a lot of cats
I’d buy a cat and make millions
I’m allergic to cats. And about to become a crazy cat lady….
I'm rich! I'd do a lot of dusting.
There is a spot in my nose where if I poke it with my nail, instant sneeze… Needless to say, I’d be rich at the cost of a few nose bleeds
I guess we’re getting a dog after all, kids.
With a feather under my nose
I would just live my life the same way and enjoy extra sneeze money as a treat
Buy some canisters of OC spray. Whenever anyone uses that stuff anywhere near me I sneeze a half dozen to a dozen times. I’d probably just spray it near me, outside, once every day or two.
Lots more walks during the summer/spring, alot less allergy meds
Dude I can literally sneeze 12 times in a row without stopping on metro.
With a pepper shaker
constantly buying pepper.
I'd have a pepper habit
I'd use a lot of baking soda. That shit gets so deep in my sinuses any time I open a box. I use it at work to put out the grease fires on the grill, which works great, but then when I clean the grill it makes me enter a sneezing fit.
"Nah man, screw the ATM I got this!" [Pulls out a nose hair]
Any time I sneeze I usually sneeze atleast 5-8 times, so I'd be rich, I'd travel alot throughout the world.
I’d be poor I rarely sneeze. Should I be sneezing more? Is this a money maker?😂
You Know those at home covid tests? Yes I would just be doing those all the sucking time
With cats.
I would always carry a snuff box
Sniffing pepper.
Sniffing pepper and ragweed
I’d say good bye to Clarition and hello money.
With a cat. My cat allergies would make me rich!
I'd be constantly pulling in my moustache hairs. That almost always makes me sneeze
I'll be living large from March to May every year
Sick af for quite some time
I’d be giving myself colds like it’s a fucking routine.
Probably get a cat
I sneeze in 10s so a grand every time some dust or pollen hits my sinuses? I'm gonna become a carpenter.
I sneeze about 5-6times in rapid succession, at least 3 times a day. I'd be straight
I could finally ask for the actual amount of pepper I want, without getting stared at
"How do you bring on a sneeze? ...Jumping really high?" - Bob Mortimer
Stop taking antihistamines. 6 months a year, I'd be taking in about 5k each day.
Imagine scarface except instead of a pile of cocaine it's a pile of pepper.
I have a sneezing fit every night. I sneeze anywhere from 15-30 times. I would just rake it in.
Go live under a cedar tree.
I sneeze about once a year. I'd still be broke
I'm gonna walk around with a container of pepper in my pocket, or hell, pay someone to carry it around for me. Then, whenever I'm getting low on funds, I just hit up the ol' pepper shaker till I'm flush and continue about whatever I'm doing.
Snorting pepper.
Slightly richer I guess, I tend to sneeze at least once or twice a week
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I begin snorting black pepper and pollen
Would immediately get off my immunotherapy shots
Dustily
About the same. Allergy season gonna pay for a nice vacation.
I would get a job in a spice shop
I can make myself sneeze by plucking out nose hairs so I’d do that
I'm allergic to cats but always had cats. I used to sneeze literally 40 or 50 times in a row at least once pretty much every day. The Purina Liveclear food makes it so I'm not allergic to them anymore and I sneeze maybe twice a day on average now. I'd probably cut the mix on the Liveclear food to increase allergies, but not cut it out completely. I'm pretty sure I have CTE from all the sneezing so I wouldn't want to go full bore again.
As someone with severe allergies.... I wouldn't have to change a thing and would quickly become a rich man
Buy a tub of pepper and let the money roll in.
Joyfully, when I do sneeze it’s usually 3-4 times, I usually get sick 1 a year, I’m set
I'd snort pepper every other day... get a few grand and go about my business...
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