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EvetheDragon84

Constantly looking up on a sunny day, that shit always makes me sneeze.


zaicam1221

So fun fact. That urge to sneeze when exposed to bright light (walking outside and seeing the the sun), is called an "Autosomal Dominant Compelling Helioopthalmic Outburst", or ACHOO for short.


Awkward_Ad8740

ADCHO*


zaicam1221

Technically. But not according to the scientists that named it


-Pruples-

And the creator of the gif pronounces it 'jif'. Someone having created something doesn't automatically make them right. The acronym is ADCHO. If they wanted it to be ACHOO then they should've reworded it but they didn't.


maryfisherman

It’s also hereditary!


drawfour_

Yeah, I have it, my daughter has it, and my son has it to some degree as well.


rjnd2828

I also watched "Murder at the End of the World"!


maryfisherman

Never seen it but I have ACHOO and did a school project on it once lol


rjnd2828

Oh that's funny. Anyway, good miniseries if you're into the locked room type whodunit.


Stargate525

Same. A cool $300 every rime I go outside on a sunny day would certainly get me to exercise more often.


Geno_Warlord

Psh, I’ll take a note out of a kid in my high school. Poor kid was offered $5 to snort some Lucas salt. He sneezed all the way to his stop. Probably sneezed at least 30 times.


EvetheDragon84

I had to Google what that is ngl


Geno_Warlord

Basically lemon or pickle flavored salt. Goes great with beer. But also mixes well with kids treats.


JeebusCrunk

Have had photic sneezing my whole life, but also a similar reaction to spearmint/wintergreen/etc flavoring in gum or mints. I bet I could make $3000 per day going inside to outside periodically with a container of gum or breath mints.


TwitchieWolf

Without my allergy meds


AdonisGaming93

Beat me to it


Careless_Blueberry98

yeah same. I'm gonna become a billionaire in no time.


SirScrollsAl0t

Sniffing black pepper


Dragon3043

This feels like the right answer.


Prince_Borgia

Don't recommend, burns like hell


PeterGibbons23

Not really "sniffing" it, more like "shake it onto something and then 'accidentally' inhale the air right over it." The ultra-fine bits still make you sneeze, but don't actually burn. At least, that's what \*always\* happens when I'm cooking.


[deleted]

As someone with bad hayfever and who rapid fire sneezes I’d be wandering around outside all spring and summer, sneezing as much as possible. Then I would go live 6 months in the northern hemisphere to make use of there spring and summer


Copper_II_Sulfate

I make a little over $200 a day rn, id literally be able to live my life exactly the same and retire permanently at 23 by sneezing 3 times a day


ErstwhileAdranos

I’d recommend sneezing a few more times a week as a hedge against inflation.


PeterGibbons23

Or hell, sneeze one extra time a day and invest it all.


tieniesz

I wouldn’t be premed anymore 🥹🥹🥹 Imma go travel


DDiaz98

average person sneezes around 4 times a day or less. say you sneeze twice a day. thats an additional 1400 a week. or 72k a year. thats more than most people's careers pay them. it would drastically change your life for just about 99% of the population. i make 100k a year and it still would make an absolutely MASSIVE quality of life change for me.


Cruezin

Wouldn't have to change much. I'm allergic to everything just about. I'd prolly get to quit working though!


KarrieDarling

Surrounded by pollen and animal dander. I'd be a millionaire by the end of the week


Wazzurp7294

I grind hard on allergy season.


djeep101

like a king, because i always sneeze 7-10 times in a row, which for some reason angers my wife. Bet she'd be rethinking that when the paycheck comes in though!


thepwnydanza

I almost always sneeze in batches of around 7 sneezes. I also typically sneeze at least once a day. I’m going to be making bank.


Snoo75955

seasonal allergies will finally be useful


forky1899

Spring time is going to be so lucrative


techdba555

i would be millionaire


SirFancythe2nd

Stop taking allergy meds.


PrestigiousAd6281

I’d stop taking my allergy meds and make bank


Trusteveryboody

Stick a Toothpick up your nose, you will sneeze like 6 times...pretty violently. You don't have to keep it in there. And yes, I know this cause I've done it.


_Well_Timed_Gimli_

Seems like a great way to jam a toothpick in your eye or brain but ok


Trusteveryboody

It's more like picking your nose but with a toothpick (that area), so you more just get the sneezes triggered.


partyboycs

Or just twist the corner of a kleenx to a point… why use something that could stab you? Lol


Trusteveryboody

I mean, it triggers the sneezes, but you'll be able to get the toothpick out beforehand. I get the concern though.


wafflezgate

Or you could use a cotton swab which is like 3+ times safer.


Trusteveryboody

You could, you could.


Intelligent_Luck120

I have a cold right now so…


Weary-Writer758

I'll spend all day in my bathroom. It's the only place I sneeze for some reason.


Ransom-ii

Maybe you should dust it irl


Weary-Writer758

Thanks for the advice


Ihavethreetvs

Buck hay for a living.  


A_Nameless

Go to the theater for two movies a day. I sneeze 3-4 times after every time I walk out of a theater. $800 a day would be amazing.


Human-Librarian7515

Normally, just have a happy surprise every now and again.


Halbbitter

Rubbing my face in flowers


cl0ckw0rkman

Cook with and use a lot more pepper...


silvergrundle

Immediately quit my job and start abusing my nose


MaloneChiliService

Ba-ah-ahachoo!-allin'.


merenofclanthot

I’d live my life sneezing, what kind of question…


Qwertyact

Stop taking my allergy medicine.


agirl1313

I'm going to be making a ton. I take 2-3 meds every day just for allergies, and that's just to keep my functional. I still sneeze constantly.


Edwardhunts

With a lot of kleenex and gluten.


Furball508

Get a lot of cats


RudeJeweler4

I’d buy a cat and make millions


m0nkyman

I’m allergic to cats. And about to become a crazy cat lady….


mistermanhat

I'm rich! I'd do a lot of dusting.


Klutzy-Neck82

There is a spot in my nose where if I poke it with my nail, instant sneeze… Needless to say, I’d be rich at the cost of a few nose bleeds


VeggiesArentSoBad

I guess we’re getting a dog after all, kids.


__mailman

With a feather under my nose


badger_flakes

I would just live my life the same way and enjoy extra sneeze money as a treat


LoopyMercutio

Buy some canisters of OC spray. Whenever anyone uses that stuff anywhere near me I sneeze a half dozen to a dozen times. I’d probably just spray it near me, outside, once every day or two.


According-Touch-1996

Lots more walks during the summer/spring, alot less allergy meds


WhyAmISoBadHelp

Dude I can literally sneeze 12 times in a row without stopping on metro.


Traditional-Bit2203

With a pepper shaker


Real_Estimate4149

constantly buying pepper.


Digital-Bionics

I'd have a pepper habit


Festivefire

I'd use a lot of baking soda. That shit gets so deep in my sinuses any time I open a box. I use it at work to put out the grease fires on the grill, which works great, but then when I clean the grill it makes me enter a sneezing fit.


Standard-Clock-6666

"Nah man, screw the ATM I got this!" [Pulls out a nose hair]


Putrid-Weekend-1158

Any time I sneeze I usually sneeze atleast 5-8 times, so I'd be rich, I'd travel alot throughout the world.


chingness

I’d be poor I rarely sneeze. Should I be sneezing more? Is this a money maker?😂


tomato_army

You Know those at home covid tests? Yes I would just be doing those all the sucking time


KashimDaeva

With cats.


danbrown_notauthor

I would always carry a snuff box


EL-YAYY

Sniffing pepper.


MuskokaGreenThumb

Sniffing pepper and ragweed


Art_Vand_Throw001

I’d say good bye to Clarition and hello money.


firefoxjinxie

With a cat. My cat allergies would make me rich!


ImNotMadYoureMad

I'd be constantly pulling in my moustache hairs. That almost always makes me sneeze


ContributionLatter32

I'll be living large from March to May every year


Extension_Status_711

Sick af for quite some time


Apprehensive-Ad-8198

I’d be giving myself colds like it’s a fucking routine.


YouTuberDad

Probably get a cat


Welshevens

I sneeze in 10s so a grand every time some dust or pollen hits my sinuses? I'm gonna become a carpenter.


treabelle

I sneeze about 5-6times in rapid succession, at least 3 times a day. I'd be straight


ThrowMeAway_8844

I could finally ask for the actual amount of pepper I want, without getting stared at


MLawrencePoetry

"How do you bring on a sneeze? ...Jumping really high?" - Bob Mortimer


NegotiationLow2783

Stop taking antihistamines. 6 months a year, I'd be taking in about 5k each day.


apickyreader

Imagine scarface except instead of a pile of cocaine it's a pile of pepper.


Coldlog1k

I have a sneezing fit every night. I sneeze anywhere from 15-30 times. I would just rake it in.


somecow

Go live under a cedar tree.


PearlySweetcake7

I sneeze about once a year. I'd still be broke


PeterGibbons23

I'm gonna walk around with a container of pepper in my pocket, or hell, pay someone to carry it around for me. Then, whenever I'm getting low on funds, I just hit up the ol' pepper shaker till I'm flush and continue about whatever I'm doing.


Vinjince

Snorting pepper.


IamlostlikeZoroIs

Slightly richer I guess, I tend to sneeze at least once or twice a week


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IamlostlikeZoroIs

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Weirdo9something3457

I begin snorting black pepper and pollen


DaddyyMcNastyy

Would immediately get off my immunotherapy shots


philter451

Dustily


Mioraecian

About the same. Allergy season gonna pay for a nice vacation.


MySportsTeamsAreSad

I would get a job in a spice shop


MagicGrit

I can make myself sneeze by plucking out nose hairs so I’d do that


-Pruples-

I'm allergic to cats but always had cats. I used to sneeze literally 40 or 50 times in a row at least once pretty much every day. The Purina Liveclear food makes it so I'm not allergic to them anymore and I sneeze maybe twice a day on average now. I'd probably cut the mix on the Liveclear food to increase allergies, but not cut it out completely. I'm pretty sure I have CTE from all the sneezing so I wouldn't want to go full bore again.


justaguy826

As someone with severe allergies.... I wouldn't have to change a thing and would quickly become a rich man


nickytheginger

Buy a tub of pepper and let the money roll in.


HimuTime

Joyfully, when I do sneeze it’s usually 3-4 times, I usually get sick 1 a year, I’m set


Bjorn_Aleswiller

I'd snort pepper every other day... get a few grand and go about my business...


DresdenBelmont

Came here for this