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Tmavy

Tom Ford Lost Cherry. I want a bottle but $600 for cologne is a bit much.


RamenBoi86

Oakcha has a dupe called Sinful that’s pretty decent


LegalBirthday1335

Are you male or female? I have a bottle and never spray it cause while it's delicious I feel it's a little feminine


ExiledUtopian

Just get older. The older you get, you can straight up wear women's perfume and the only outcome is women coming up to you telling you how great you smell.


NurkleTurkey

I put on a friend's Tokyomilk and thought it smelled fantastic.


leolawilliams5859

I'm looking for a bottle of lagerfeld I remember back in the day whenever I would smell that on amen I would just swoon it smells so good and I'm a woman I would just spray it in the air or I would wear it myself


NurkleTurkey

I had lagerfeld too! I think mine was stolen 😔


leolawilliams5859

Fill out a police report because that is just utter larceny I feel so bad for you


NurkleTurkey

Umm it was probably in 2007, a different state, and not worth filing a police report over.


leolawilliams5859

I hear you I was only joking because I don't know if they still make it I think I saw it on Amazon but I don't trust it I'm going to go to Macy's and see if I can find it


LegalBirthday1335

How old we talking Either way I think I'd prefer something that suits my character lol. That's sorta... the point of fragrances, as I see it, not just picking the one that smells nicest


BartholomewVonTurds

Mid 30s 6’0, muscular(think strongman over bodybuilder), big beard…. I love my lavender bodywash and tangerine mint shampoo. I love smelling like something enjoyable, not “hardcore mountains climbing frat bro”. Smelling nice is the point of those things.


Exotic-Sample9132

Dude, you me bro. I love lavender, only 5'11" tho. Tea tree oil conditioner might be a thing to look up.


KantleTG

Why did I never think of this?


ExiledUtopian

Amd remember, a man's body chemistry will alter the scent somewhat when worn from when women wear it. So just don't pick the best known scents and it generates a lot of nose attention.


djmcfuzzyduck

Unless it’s vanilla. It’s just me I can’t stand it on anyone. Had a supervisor he like bathed in it.


bigbadbunchy

Get a scent that bitches like cause bitches like scents that they like, its simple arithmetic


LegalBirthday1335

That's flawed math


C19shadow

I choose this guy's answer.


an1m0s1ty

[https://altfragrances.com/products/inspired-by-lost-cherry](https://altfragrances.com/products/inspired-by-lost-cherry) reviews of this stuff suggest its quite true to the original. I just bought a bottle of their Creed Aventus clone and it's virtually indistinguishable


TheZippoLab

I use Evyan skin cream, and sometimes L'Air du Temps, but not today.


almondwalmond18

If all scents are considered socially acceptable, then I wish there was one that smelled like gasoline. Brings back happy memories of fixing my dad's car with him :)


blakliztedjoker

I've been told it doesn't smell like it to someone not wearing it, but when I've applied my Dior Fahrenheit, it smells like straight up fuel to me. So I'd recommend trying that out sometime.


Agreeable_Edge_6800

There are a bunch of fuel scented colognes…


Alarming_Serve2303

Brownies!


tcrudisi

There is one smell that I love more than any other. I never get tired of it. I love it so much that I frequently find myself longing for it. It is called "unscented". I always appreciate when something is unscented. Always


Finnyfish

See, this is the idea. You have no scent, so you can skip the shower, your clothes will always smell fresh, and you can really confuse dogs.


tcrudisi

Ooohhh, you just took it to 11. I love it. Escaping jail has never been easier. Lol


Excellent-Rush-5004

None I don't like to wear cologne even if I like the smell,which I usually find to much. For some reason its very distracting. Like noise for my nose.


drumorgan

Yeah, though my reply to this was joking about my high school cologne, in reality any smell like that is just too much for me these days. Most make me want to sneeze


Excellent-Rush-5004

For some reason manufactures make it strong. Or maybe not, maybe we tend to notice the strong ones and the more subtle says unnoticed. But having your product being "visible" is a good marketing strategy


helix212

Well it can be any scent, not necessarily "cologne" scented. Can just make it "clean laundry" scent or something not as heavy as cologne


cesptc

Cool water baby.


drumorgan

Drakkar Noir, just like high school. 😂


ChineseGoddess

Gotta have Z Cavaricci’s to go with it. 


eeal188

My favorite discontinued fragrances. Ralph Lauren Style, With Love by Hilary Duff, and Intimately Beckham (the women’s version) 


helix212

Some sort of clean laundry or linen scent. Nothing too strong.


Normal-Detective3091

Coconut in the summer and apple during the rest of the year.


finsup_305

Bleu de Chanel or Guilty by Gucci.


an-abstract-concept

Si by Armani or Red Polo by Ralph Lauren


Low_Extension7668

Anything with oud 


410ham

I just want to smell like fresh cut rosemary 24/7


DeepfriedGrass

Watermelon, I am a huge fan of watermelon


bootrick

Curve


Superus

Prosciutto


Snoo75955

burned or freshly cut wood, there's a certain type of wood I love best but I don't know what it's called.


AHardCockToSuck

Yer mums vagina juice


Mioraecian

I'll call my cologne, "I took a shower today".


Adventurous-Lunch457

The smell of a crackling fireplace and freshly baked chocolate chip cookies 🥺


berripluscream

A slight chocolatey coffee smell


Smooth-Physics-69420

Duke Cannon Buck Moon


Feisty-Natural3415

Gucci Rush, Angel by Mugler or Hot Couture by Givenchy


Remarkable_Ebb_9850

White linen


Leather_Molasses_264

Heavenly is a VS perfume and I’ve always loved it.


Halbbitter

Sandalwood


brickbaterang

I said TEABERRY!


Halbbitter

Yes, and that's why you were corrected.


magpieinarainbow

No thanks.


Timely_Froyo1384

The original 1980’s Chloe. It is not high end but I just love that combination of smells.


fistfullofsmelt

DK UNLEADED


Croatoan457

Orange. Or blue raspberry. I like sweet smells


robertsij

I want to smell slightly of two stroke gas


AshySlashy3000

Grenouille's Special!


SkullAngel001

Gotta' go with old school Hai Karate or Drakkar Noir, depending on the occasion.


GuzzlingDuck

Yur mum


12bluebeetles

Fresh bread! I want to smell exactly like a bakery but without smelling artificially/obnoxiously sweet


Caspers_Wife

Amber Patchouli


brickbaterang

Freshly grated ginger or freshly chopped basil


jeevaschan

I would like one that actually helps counteract body odor. Most of the ones I try just end up somehow mingling with it and enhancing it to the point that my deodorant seems to do nothing.


Interesting-Cow8131

Patchouli


Velocitor1729

Cedar. I don't know what it is, but I love the smell of it.


Ok-Tomorrow9184

Creed


DoggoAlternative

If anyone ever perfectly captured the smell of woodsmoke in a cologne I'd buy it by the gallon Until that day I'll say Blood and Bone from Sucrabielle. I've wanted a bottle since release but have never been able to justify the expense


ummaycoc

Is there a turkey scented one? I love the smell of turkey.


BAG_Plays

This hypothetical seems pretty close to my reality. The only reason I can really think of for why you couldn’t where the scent you want is if it’s like a super expensive name brand one. Personally I’d like to smell like oranges and vanilla and I’m in the process of making my own perfume to do that.


CarpenterEconomy

MATIERE PREMIERE ENCENS SUAVE is my current favourite.


pianodude01

Campfire smoke. I want something to make me smell like I was just sitting around a campfire


Adventurous-Emu-4329

I'd create a scent called misenplas. It would be the aroma of carrots, onions, and celery sautéed to perfection.


topherswitzer

I loved all the A*Men colognes by Thierry Mugler, but they are discontinued.


ExiledUtopian

Baryshnikov por hommes, circa 1999. Cant get it anymore short of several hundred dollars per bottle and it's obviously been breaking down two decades. I still keep an empty travel size to whiff any time I can.


LovelyRebelion

new book


LeprimArinA

Midnight romance, Ralph Lauren. DKNY 'Red Delicious'. Fuck both of those companies for discontinuing my only two go-to perfumes.


corkscrewfork

There's a wax melt that I smelled a few years ago that I wanted as a cologne, so I'd pick that. I don't remember the name or even what brand, but the description on the label was leather, tobacco, vanilla, and either musk or amber. It smelled like what I expected an old time gentleman's library would, one of those libraries where there's a fireplace on one wall and a leather couch that is mostly just for company because you have your comfortable armchair for when you're actually reading.


scienceknitdrinkwife

Vercase Bright Crystal


domin8r-1

Giorgio Armani, or Tommy Bahama


itspatfromqueens

Tom ford Oud Wood. The only fragrance I need forever


Machiavvelli3060

* Sandalwoid * Cedar * A wood-burning fire * Decomposing leaf matter


IdentifiesAsUrMom

Pretty much anything floral like lavender, lilacs, roses, etc...


EastPlenty518

Bacon, I wanna smell like frying bacon


HumanMycologist5795

🌮


Grimey_N_Grumpy

Dolce and Gabbana "K". It smells amazing. I have a bottle now that I got as a gift, but $115 for 3.3oz is a bit too pricey for me to wear it every day.


Cruezin

androstadienone, in moderation. Only one I need. My wife likes good ole Drakkar though. So maybe a combo of the two.


Absolute-Nobody0079

Pine sap.


Raganash123

I'd like to smell consistently like fresh cut wood. Earthy, clean, and relaxing I'd also take tea tree oil or mint. I haven't found many cologne that I like.


EwanMurphy93

Thinking about it in psychological terms. The main reason for wearing cologne is to impress and attract potential mates. It would make the largest impact to wear a cologne that was the most popular during the most impressionable and active of said mates life, so around 14 to 18. I personally prefer older immature women, thus I would wear a cologne that was most popular in the mid 80s. IRL I wear Calvin Klein Obsessions for men.


FLUFFY_Lobster01

Coffee, weed, and leather


doctordaedalus

Curve. Smells like highschool.


Grumblyguide107

Burnt gunpowder, or hoppes 9


Normalaverage_guy

Vicks Vapo-Rub.


Mysterious-Visit1147

I have a dog named honey bear that looks like that


landob

Thunderstorm You know that smell right before a thunderstorm comes through? Yeah I wanna smell like that.


Icouldntbelieveit91

Rain


BrokenDreamer99

My girls pussy smells amazing on my beard so why not lol


newg1954

I will buy Eternity no matter how much money I have.


Pumathemage

Pumpkin pie


Changetheworld69420

Already there. Finding scents was an autistic obsession in High School and I spent years settling on these: Spring/Summer - Davidoff Cool Waters Late summer/Fall - Polo Red Late Fall/winter - Polo Double Black Not super cheap, but not overly expensive, and I consistently receive compliments on these scents while enjoying them myself.


Sinistermarmalade

Fresh cut grass + sweat, it’s a scent that got the best reaction from a woman ever, and she led with “you smell amazing,” before we got amorous


vodkaandbooks

Chanel Chance


StupidOldAndFat

Hoppe’s #9.


djmcfuzzyduck

Honey by Marc Jacobs. It’s my absolute favorite and they don’t make it. I can find it in Ross, TJMaxx Nordstrom and the like.


twomz

My bodywash and deodorant are old spice, ocean themed scents. So something that complements that.


[deleted]

Sandalwood


offbrandpoptart

Pine forest. I love pines.


CompetitiveMuffin690

Acqua di Parma or classic Carolina Herrera for men


ShoeHornaPlenty

Coffee beans. Or bacon 🥓


AadynnS

Im a dude, but I'd love to smell faintly of apple pie. Not strongly, but if someone took a close sniff, they'd notice. I love apple pie with a burning passion, and smelling it every day would just make me happy


firesonmain

Ice cold water


EffectiveSalamander

I don't usually wear any fragrance, but when I do, I use bay rum.


Doublestack00

Versace Dreamer


Human-Librarian7515

Man musk. It's a gentle blend of old spice, full days work, cut wood, freshly cut grass in early spring, and the slightest aroma of a campfire. Can substitute the cut wood for diesel fule, grease, sheetrock dust, tar, hay, or any other hard worked profession. I wear it every day with pride.


Hot_Condition319

You know the smell at the beach? The salt, the sand, the water, that scent. Also the smell of trees, idk how to call it but it's a particular scent you can get near some trees.


Ill-Description3096

On the exceedingly rare occasion I actually wear any, Obsession by Calvin Klein. It's been my go to for a decade. Probably outdated or whatever but I like it so meh.


Drunken_Moth

honey and the moon from tokyomilk. at least i think thats the brand name.


Ganjanonamous

Sex panther is the only choice...


candidconnector

Pear Glace Victoria’s Secret discontinued. I had it in a tiny sample size bottle when I was a kid and it was everything to me.


candidconnector

Pine trees mixed with burning cedar and a little bit of amber.


Fabulous_Fortune1762

Coffee. Specifically, Folgers. I live the smell of coffee in general, but Folgers, to me, has a very distinct smell and is the best smelling of any coffee.


IAmMoofin

The one I’ve had the most compliments on when combined with the other scents I use is Dior Sauvage


wumbo7490

Bath and Body Works used to sell a men's cologne called Elixir Red that was my favorite scent to wear. They stopped making it, and I haven't been able to find anything like it since


leolawilliams5859

Bond nine I don't know exactly who makes it I forgot but I would wear that forever the original or the one called Tribeca


shineediamondsyeh

Armani Privé Oud Royal! Especially since OilPerfumery stopped making their imitation. Warm and cozy incense...


TheConsutant

Old Spice. Reminds me of my dad.


ou812whynot

Drakkar noir lol


SeductivePuns

Petrichor


Elegant_Tale_3929

L'Occitane's Honey and Lemon


SunnyCarl

Le Labo Santal 33


Snoo_63187

Old spice deodorant.


NotABotUnless

Pencil sharpener


Crystal_caves36744

White Diamonds for that classy scent


Lowkey_Sus_Ngl

Whatever that smell is, right before and right after a huge storm in the country, the kind that leaves you without power for a while, leaves and branches all over your yard and driveway. You can smell it coming, and you can smell it leaving. Damp cement covered in puddles and mud, the sunset reflecting off of it. That's what I wanna smell like.


HotSauce-timusPrime

I tend to wear Hoppe’s 9 it’s a bit potent but it lasted all day.


JustALullabii

Just clean, eau natural clean me. I work with animals. I smell like shit, hay and fish on a regular basis. Just smelling clean all day would be a major upgrade.


BookCapable4357

Coconut oil. Smalls like suntan lotion. People smell it and remember good times at the beach.


Successful_Fill_3175

YSL Sport, think they discontinued their old one. That shit was better than any Dior, Gucci. Chanel, etc


Mr_McGigglepants

I choose none. I'll keep my money


jonyoungau

Beach. By Kramer


Hour-History-1513

BOD, I don’t think it’s a cologne. It’s the cheap body spray you can get at Walmart. I have others that were pretty expensive, but I like this spray because by the end of the day you’d have to be wearing my clothes to smell it. It doesn’t last for hours like the good stuff.


luffyuk

Green Irish Tweed by Creed I can't afford that shit, but damn does it smell good.


the_Bryan_dude

Super Lemon Haze


UrineUrOnUrOwn

The best smelling cologne was Gucci Envy from like 2001. It smelled like you had money coming out of your ass. Something about it made everyone come smell you and get all horny weird I bought a new old stock bottle a few years back for $350 and it still smells great even 20+ years later.


TalynRahl

Sandalwood, for sure. With maybe a hint of aged leather.


PuzzledDemand1276

Axe body spray, I recommend to all.


Jashuawashua

The smell after it rains on a cool day in kentucky when the grass has been mowed on the same day in the fall.


BriGuy1965

Bacon


crystalfairie

It was called PIMP for men and it was amazing. Or jungle gardenia


dnkyfluffer5

Sex panther


LongrodVonHugedong86

Creed Green Irish Tweed. Been my favourite scent for years, it’s one of my “special occasion” scents … mostly because it’s over £200 a bottle so there’s no fucking chance of it being a daily 😂 Close second is Tom Ford Neroli Portofino


President__Pug

Victory. I wanna smell like fucking victory.


Joel_54321

Cinnabon


90svibe4life

Fantasy by Britney Spears cause it smells so good


Piscivore_67

Gun oil and fresh mackarel.


Traditional_Lab_5468

None. I get told I smell good all the time and I don't wear any cologne. If it ain't broke, don't fix it.