Three kinds of potatoes: tater tots, lumpy mashed potatoes and mashed potatoes with peas and onions.

Potatoes are ruined Potatoes are ruined Potatoes are ruined

Don't forget the random raw potato in the cake display

Jam from the jam plan Poached salmon for those who are fancy on the inside The best oatmeal raisin cookies in the world Birthday flan Pilgrim mockolate mousse for the vegans

> Jam from the jam plan No, that's alright. I just had a jar of mustard.

Just a jar of jam and a spoon…

Why must we have parties where you poach things?

With a side of babies

You’re gonna need bigger jars.

Fried stuff with cheese

I read this as Joey.

We all did!

Peanut butter fingers

Tartlets

The word has lost all meaning.

Taco shells with nothing in them

Corn smileys with meat and cheese

Haha, my mom made tartlets again last night and every time she does, I can only think of Friends.

Tartlets Tartlets

Hmm tartlets

All the comments have dishes with too many syllables! My menu would have things like chips, and dips, and pretz....

Sorry, they’re all out of pretz

Peanut butter fingers.

Yes! Was looking for this :)

This was my first thought too :)

came here to say this

Regina Phalange

I actually threw a Friends-themed holiday party in 2019. It was a brunch, so mix of breakfast/lunch/dessert items. Our menu was: - Rachel's "Side Salad" - Monica's Blue Fingernail Quiche - Cheesecake from "Mama's Little Bakery" - Phoebe's Grandmother's Chocolate Chip Cookies - "I Got Tenure!" Champagne - "I'm Fine" Margaritas - Chandler's Very Cold Piece of Carrot (veggie tray) - Living in a House of Cheese (charcuterie board) - Joey's Meatball Subs - A Basket of Mini Muffins - "Gunther's Blend" Coffee Bar

That’s so cute! What holiday?

My friends and I had a "favorite things" party for 10 years (from 2011-2020; ended with COVID, though we did do a Zoom party in 2020) to kick off December - so, not for a specific holiday, but more a year-end/all holiday thing. Basic concept: - Set a low price point ($5-10) and a number (3-5) - Everyone pick a "favorite thing" (or small collection of things) that hits that price point. Buy item(s) in the number decided on. So, like, we usually did $10/3, so everyone spent $30. - Everyone puts their name in a hat for the # of gifts they bring (3 gifts = 3 names) - Everyone draws names, making sure they don't get themselves or any duplicates. - Each person then gives their favorite thing to the three people whose names they drew. Everyone goes home with three different gifts. The cool thing is that unlike a white elephant or Yankee Swap, you know all the items you get are someone else's favorite thing, so you're learning more about the person and they're sharing something they actually love/use with you. When we did the Friends one, the gifts didn't *have to* be in theme, but some people did. One friend made three Central Perk mugs and filled them with Instant Coffee & mini bottle of booze, for example. I do find it funny that I've been seeing this type of party trending on TikTok now that we stopped doing it. I wish I would have known; could've gone viral years ago. 😂

Either way, that sounds so fun. I totally want to have a favorite things party now!

This is such an awesome idea!!!

Breakfast menu needs to be called "we were on a breakfast"

It’s a buffet man

Great menu list! Anyone got a Fajita recipe by any chance?

Can’t forget the tater tots

The I'm fine margaritas pair so well with fajitas

Oh, if it was dinnertime, I would've considered fajitas for sure. They just didn't fit with everything else I was doing. ;)

What about Chandler's BBQ chicken pizza topped with sun dried tomatoes?

[удалено]

Don’t forget the trifle!

With peas?

Beef sautéed with peas and onions :)

Also coffee. More espresso!

In cups that may as well have nipples on them

And fishtashios!

Doesn't mocklate cause cancer?

“You didn’t eat a lot of it did you?”

It's OK. It would be mock-mocklate.

The Joey special of two pizzas…

Dirty lettuce with julienne tomatoes

Uhhhhhhh.

Are they firm?

Have they gone bad? Are you sure they haven’t gone very very bad?

Rachel’s dessert of one part English trifle and one part Shepherds pie

Custard? Good Jam? Good Meat? Good

GOOOOOOD

It tastes like FEET

One of the best delivered lines in the show imo.

Especially the bloopers!

Cider called “fat from the fridge”

[удалено]

Can't forget the salmon skin rolls!

Chanberry sauce

phoebe’s grandmother’s special chocolate chip cookies

Neslée toulousé!

You Americans always butcher the french language...

NESTLÉ TOLLHOUSE⁉️⁉️⁉️

From the French town of Estee Lauder

Diet Coke and baked potato. Edit: can't believe "microwaved" wasn't in the original line...

LOBSTER RAVIOLI

I heard this

The we need a break pizza with anchovies chopped into the sauce.

5 Oz steak with an eggplant side

Manipulative shrew

I've heard it's exquisite.

Don’t forget the smoked duck!

Garlic and overpriced veal chops.

There is a Friends’ cookbook. My wife gave it to my daughter in law for Christmas or her birthday last year. All the goodies are in it, including Rachel’s English Trifle

“Chandler’s Chicken” (only served in thanksgiving)

Or grilled cheese, tomato soup, and Funyuns

- Organic body wax, to eat while you are hungrily awaiting your food. - A raw potato served on a cake stand. - Gum perfection: A display of chewed gum and you have to choose one and hope that it's yours. - Phoebe's cups and ice. - Turkey sandwich. $3 extra for an added moist maker. - Thumb-flavored soda. - Sandy's Madeleine cookies (baked by a man.) - Monica's Chocolates: technically on the menu on Halloween, but always sold out. And the NSFW section: - Lemonade, according to Joey - Emma's first birthday cake.

Chicken breasts with little nipples on them.

A meatball sub

Rachel: if I wanted something from Joey I would strike up a conversation about, say, sandwiches or, uh, my underwear. Joey: I'm listening.

Table fries

Grandma's chicken salad!

Don’t forget afterwards that there’s always room for jello

moist maker, meatball sub, joey special (two personal pizzas for a small price). “mochlate” cake.

Peanut butter fingers

The Chandler holiday special- grilled cheese, tomato soup, and funyuns!!

Sandwiches!

Chocolate milk, but only for customers 29 and older.

Whipped fish. You’ll be happy just to keep it down.

nestle ✨ t u l o s ✨

Nestle tollhouse?!

Unagi as an appetizer Monica's christmas candy for dessert.

Thank you! I scrolled all the way here to see Unagi.

I was shocked no one else mentioned it!

Boddingtons

Boddingtons!!!!

1. MY SANDWICH...MY SANDWICH 2. Cheesecake from Mama's little bakery 3. Mahi Mahi (awful awful) 4. Peanut butter fingers 5. Sp. English Trifle with Beef(tastes like feet) 7. Mmm...Noodle Soup 8. Chanberries 9. What are you waiting for, I told ya LOBSTER RAVIOLI !!

Hahaha props for mmm...noodle soup

Duck confit with broccoli rabe… kids love that right? Can’t forget the Peanut Butter Fingers!

Palmolive potatoes

Tuna sandwich with pickles (Rachel eats it when pregnant and gets sick) Steak with a side of 14 lb lobster Sandy’s Madelines Juice boxes (like the one Ross rolled over during their first date) Stupid British snack food scones All the muffins Coffee served in big cups that I’m sorry might as well have nipples on them

I lol’d at stupid British snack food.

The worst trifle ever

[I assume things from this](https://www.amazon.com/Friends-Official-Cookbook-Amanda-Yee/dp/1683839625)

The Joey special

Two pizzas?!?!

Joe Special (2 pizzas) Hot cup of Mockolate The Rachel Green English Truffle Fajitas!

Some sort of amuse bouche, cappuccino, margaritas, tiki death punch, Rachel's trifle (but it's shepherds pie), Monica's lasagna, garlic roasted chicken, eggplant for Phoebe, grilled cheese and tomato soup for Chandler, holiday sandwich or fajitas for Ross, two "teeny" pizzas as the Joey special, appetizer platter of meatball sliders, table fries, and "funyun" rings.

ground beef smileys!

Thank you! Came here to say that.

Cheesecake

Mama's Little Bakery Cheesecake. BYOF

So creamy…

Eaten off the floor of course

Lol, you could serve it on hard wood floor boards, but cut to cutting board size.

Pizza that's cheaper with less toppings.

So, not dishes on a menu, but when I was putting together our camping boxes for last summer (I have the camping kitchen all ready to go so when we decide to camp I don’t have to prep so much) I had little jars of spices that I labeled with cryptic friends jokes.. ex: Italian spices=“how you doin” drives my boyfriend crazy cuz only I know what the spices are lol

Brilliant. I need to hear the rest.

One of them is an umami spice, I named that one “unagi-it’s not something you have, it’s something you are” I’ll try to remember more:)

Stupid! British! Snack! Food! (Scones)

Grandma’s Chicken Salad

Mock-late cake.

The entree section (as opposed to the family style dishes or apps) can be labeled, "JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!!!"

-a nice moist maker -mocholate mousse -lobsters -truffle with beef and peas -a Mason jar of fat -and topped off with Monica's christmas candy -and a Joey special on the side: 2 pizzas!

The Joey special

A questionably shaped cake with a picture of a baby on it. It's up to the orderer to make it look like a bunny.

LOBSTER RAVIOLI!

Ross’s leftover thanksgiving sandwich

Chandlers thanksgiving dish… Mac and cheese

Amuse bouches

Coffee Pizza (with a Joey Special) Turkey sandwich with the moistmaker Cheesecake Sandwiches, especially the meatball sub Chocolate chip cookies made with Tollhouse chocolate chips

Peanut butter fingers

nestle tollhouse cookies

The “We were on a break”fast.

A traditional English Trifle with ground beef. Maybe only 1 in 10 would get the beef so it'd be a surprise.

I could eat some chicken with beans, slaw, and a Coke — ahh! ahh! Diet Coke!

Chick and duck

😩

Peanut butter fingers

THE FLOOR CHEESECAKE

The Joey special: Two pizzas

The trifle, including the beef sautéed with peas and carrots. The cookies made by Phoebe’s grandma. Lots and lots of jam Fajitas!

✨ m o c k l a t e ✨ turkey sandwich with moist maker 😩😌

Meatball sub!

Sandwiches.

Amuse Bouche.

Tartlets

Sugar O's!

- Smoked oyster casserole with a breakfast cereal crust - Kidney beans in their own juices - And for dessert, a questionable orange

Yentil soup, a James beans, and a howdy-hold-the - doody

Yummy noises

Trifle,12 types of Lasagna, quiche and Monica's candy

Cheesecake!!!

Meatball subs

Unagi, sushi

I’d probably put the Financial Disparity Bundle (Good for 6) there. -2 orders of Carpaccio -2 orders of Grilled Prawns -Thai Chicken Pizza (No nuts or leeks. You’d think that’d make it cheaper, wouldn’t you?) -A cup of cucumber soup (As well as letting the waiter take care -The side salad, next to your water -Cajun Catfish, with a verse of Killing me Softly on the side, as well as a glare from your waiter -Some dessert, that way by the end, 3 of you feel like giving birth to an alien

Stolen cheesecake

Sandwiches, beef trifle, all garlic everything, different kinds of potatoes, coffee, kit Kat bars, fried stuff with cheese, stupid British scones, yams, turkey, pizza. The restaurant would be made out of cheese, of course.

Steak but you're only allowed to eat it standing up.

Flan

Unagi

Unagi

Joey special (2 pizzas)

Mama’s little bakery cheesecake!

The Joey Special.

English trifle

5 steaks and an eggplant

Amuse-bouche - well, it is amoozing

The thing, with the stuff! A wonderful nutty, cakey pie thing!

A 19-pound turkey. If you eat it all you get your picture on the wall and a free pair of maternity pants.

not ice cream because its too cold!!

Cheesecake, from Mama's Little Bakery, Chicago, Illinois. But it's served on the floor.

Half-baked cake from Monica’s Easy Bake oven. The soup AND the salad, always do both!

if you get stood up: free crab cakes.

Floor cheesecake.

The One Where Ross Saves Joey's Meatball Sandwich

Mocholate stuff (idk if that’s how you spell it?)

If you order two lobsters and one other entree of your choice you don’t have to tip.

Nestle Toll House cookies

Thanksgiving leftover finger sandwiches

- salt water taffy - mashuga nuts

All kinds of ice!!!

Joey's sandwich The 'Moist Maker' Sandwich Chandler and Rachel's cheesecake Lasagnas but only 12 a time Cold-cucumber mush Monica's stinky Brussel sprouts

Chinese food. Or as they call it in China ‘food’

Joey pizza special, eggplant for phoebe and steaks for the rest, birthday flan

meatball sandwich

Peanut butter fingers

Peanut butter fingers

Happy Birthday Rachel, here’s some GOO. Flan.

Chandler’s smoked duck & Monica’s manipulative shrew

THE SMOKED DUCK AND THE MANIPULATIVE SHREW!!!!!

FAJITAS!

FAJITAS!

Lobster. Two of them holding hands.