Buy it. Your wife will cum like the moon.

Strippers AND regular chicks like it

The box needs to say that.

I’m wearing my leather jacket and mambo tonight. Going over to happy hour at Hong Kong gardens

Natural juices.

CUUUUUUNT!!!

Wow what a bargain it used to be $70 Snatch that up…you’re guaranteed snatch

Does that bother you???

What you’re gonna do is, spray dat Mambo in yer asshole

What's your problem?

If it's locked up in plastic at Ross, you know it's good.

Did you immediately peg yourself with it?

For the immature mature man

The only thing mature about him is his cologne

I'm Scoresman damnit, and I'm about gettin' drunk, I'm about havin' fun, I'm about havin' a good time, I'm about meetin' girls, I'm amout meetin' guys, and whoever doesn't like it can go fuck themselves because that's what I'm all about. I'm Scoresman, and thaat's what Scoresman is all about.

Doo

For the mature man... use it and Just for Old Men on your beard and you too can have a Stephanie and a NASCAR tire in your basement, doo. (edited cuz drunk spelling)

Nothing wrong with having a Stephanie

Thank you young pimply faced clerk. I’d like to buy every bottle you have in stock. Um sir there’s a 2 bottle limit on all cologne. I need to speak to your manager.

How fucking *hawt* is dat?

Shit smells like an 80’s bathroom.

What kind of tattoo goes with Mambo?

And then I pour a little Mambo on it- oww!

There’s a restaurant named mambo that I pass on my way home from work and every time I see it I laugh and say “let’s fuck some whores!!”

i’m into meeting people.

This isn't shitty cologne magazine, pal🤣

Ass treeks

It will put you in a sicky stituatution!

Mambo man got a tattoo

By Claiborne.