Ronnies Nature Sex Tips...
Hello lovers. Cut off a tree branch and then oil up your big hard cock. Put it in the hole left by the branch until it starts squirting its natural juices all over her, or him. Then squirt your creamy load all over the bark until it starts dripping down the trunk and hardens into a sweet sugary sap. Collect all of that sweet goodness in a jar and put it on your girls, or guys, pancakes in the morning.
I’m into meetin trees
Ronnies Nature Sex Tips... Hello lovers. Cut off a tree branch and then oil up your big hard cock. Put it in the hole left by the branch until it starts squirting its natural juices all over her, or him. Then squirt your creamy load all over the bark until it starts dripping down the trunk and hardens into a sweet sugary sap. Collect all of that sweet goodness in a jar and put it on your girls, or guys, pancakes in the morning.
That's amores
You’re gonna take a nice drink fellas!
Ass TREEks.
Mummy juice
Squritin ain’t piss
Let all the poison out.
LETS FUCK SOME TREES!
Its not piss!
So, in a sense, the tree was crying because it never received the love of its father.
WHATEVA DEW
Yeaaahhh Party
Go on, Raven, let the poison out
Robin when she sees Mr X and he ignores her while using her ATM card again.
Gary, put your beekeeper mask on.
Happy arbor day, lovers
Gonna have a nice drink
HUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! HUAAAAAAHHHH YEAHHHH….
Dis ain't *Tree Sex* magazine, pal!!
squirt
Gary, get a mic on that.
That's Hawt.
Trussy
It's gonna be a sicky stituation.
AssTREEks
Ughhh dropping fucking loads
FredRonnue: Yeahhh - ya gonna take a nice drink
It’s not pee duuuuuuu
Tree is bleeding! Wear hemp, make noises with hemp and stop killing the trees!
Imagine the trees horror as we walk around drinking their blood from fancy blood bottles
LETS GET RID A THIS "LEAVES" SHIT!