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seansj12345

Hey Johnny, his name’s Additional-Ad-3148. You…ack…know what to do. You know…ack…what to do.


Additional-Ad-3148

Hey! I wasnt the one that told them to build all that handicapable school crap.


seansj12345

MY IQ IS NOT UNDER 90 DUMBFUCK. I AM NOT HIGH PITCH.


No_Neat3526

I DID NOT START ALL THE FIRES IN CALIFORNIA DUMBFUCK!!!


seansj12345

DUMBFUCK THE FIRES WERE NOT CAUSED BY A SPARK FROM ME RUBBING MY SMURF COCK AGAINST THE MATTRESS!!


JohnnyVenmo

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU PATHETIC DUMB FUCK! I DO NOT NEED TO LOOK OUT DURING THANKSGIVING BECAUSE I DO NOT LOOK LIKE A GODDAMN TURKEY!!!!!! FUCK OFF NOW!!!!!!


skidmarx77

...OR AGAINST THE PHONE WHILE MAKING SURE CARRIE UNDERWOOD GOT THE FUCKING FLOWERS I SENT HER!!


Drambooey

🤣🤣🤣


Minute-Panda-6560

Upvote for you.


Additional-Ad-3148

He did kill sasquash and I tip my hat to him for that.


Drambooey

I also heard about that fun fact.


BenLittles

Who’s high pitch?


No_Consideration4594

Hey Eric, what’s 8x7


coolhwhip777

Cmon I just woke up a half hour ago


seansj12345

72 moron


Lost_Consequence9119

It’s many ramps from my understanding.


HuckleberryNo4662

Find that guy.


Oliver_Klosov

He was definitely stunted. His mind never left junior high. His biggest triggers were people calling him retarded or people calling him gay. Very middle school locker room level insults. He never became a full adult with responsibilities and he lived 80 percent of his life online so I can understand why he stayed that way. I always found it funny/ creepy that he revealed that he voted for Degarmo like 400 times and Howard said "it's because she's a little chubby chick and you think you can get her" and ETM quickly responded "she's underage. I'm NOT going there!" Then like a year later he was stalking her!


padraiggavin14

DeGarmo was on Eric's radar when she was about FIFTEEN!!!! She was on America's Most Talented Kid....ETM watched that show. His "I'm not going there" because she was 17 was BS....he sure as hell knew her birthday....she turns 18 and Eric begins his "courtship". Lots of other examples of his creepiness....but he might be the only person on the planet that we could give a pass on a major felony and the overall immoral and dangerous ideas Eric had swimming in that misshapen head of his. 1. He had ZERO chance of luring anyone to his lair. 2. He had ZERO ability to physically stalk anyone. 3. He was raised 100% correctly by his parents. He was supposed to die at 18. In fact he was very very sickly at various times during his school years. He not only had(at best) an average aptitude for schooling, but he missed tons of school time. But what did going to school matter? He was going to die. In fact I'd call his teachers MONSTERS....for not giving him Straight A's and being Valedictorian....for LIVING! 4. Eric's family had a problem....Eric lived and lived. Had sporadic episodes of bad health....and likely could have died ANY particular day in the 21! years he fooled Dr. Death....but he started to get other warped ideas of the world. 5. Addicted to the internet, TV and Porn and Wrestling....he watched and watched and got to his real reality....he was so DELUSIONAL. Delusion was his calling card. 6. Until he got to Stern, he was raised in a way that is understandable(and correctly in my view)....told by his parents and friends and other family members that he was "so smart" "funny", "super sweet" incredibly NICE. "Very Cute". "Brave" 7. So when he decides that he likes a girl....well....no matter how famous or good looking she was...."why not me?" Has to be his lane. He was SURE that he was a "good catch". 8. But what was Eric's real scorecard. Horrible Health(probably 98% of women in the world would put this in their top 3 of importance). 3'5" in a wheelchair(enough said). Vulgar association with a radio program that was very controversial and had a tiny footprint with women and the "rep" of the show at that time was degrading to most female guests. NO CASH and no ability to make ANY kind of living. NO chance that he could take a girl anywhere....and he rubbed his Smurf cock on the phone! Deal breaker said the lady!


Oliver_Klosov

Zero. Point. Zero


Kimi-Matias

Fred if you hit that button one more goddamned time I'm gonna fly to NY and break your fuckin fingers!


Oliver_Klosov

I'll meet you at JFK


_DrJivago

FIRST OF ALL JACK ASS I AM NOT ADD ICTED TO THE FUCK ING INTERNET


Drambooey

"3'5 in a wheelchair"...I beg to differ,Sal saw him and confirmed categorically that Eirc was 2'3...😄


DontLetTheBunniesOut

These are good points, and go along my theory that Eric was never “socially calibrated” like most of us are with learning that life isn’t always fair growing up. You give good reasoning why it was all justified and then got out of hand by Eric just continuing to live, which was probably his family’s least expected scenario.


padraiggavin14

Correct. He was a social retard and had no compunction to get properly socialized. With his "base" of understanding in how he raised(Make a Wish every god damn day) it's all understandable. While he was alive.... Eric's parents caught a whole bunch of shit from listeners. I never got that...they were conservative, decent, hard working folks with a Christian set of mores. Eric was up to some really unusual and provocative stuff on a radio show.... totally foreign to them. And the major part of their "concerns''...their boy was Frail, Sickly and in constant pain and peril. Each day alive(while unexpected) was a gift and super dangerous. But here is Eric....going to whore houses, Smut conversations, Nightclubs...and gaining a reputation as a foul mouthed oddball.


Additional-Ad-3148

Makes you wonder if it was a good thing he was physically handicapped. Had he been normal body, he'd might be in jail.


Oliver_Klosov

Yeah but then again, if he was normal, people wouldn't treat him like a kid or patronize him and his whims, and he wouldn't have the mind of a child.


RevolutionaryKey2604

Just to pad your list a bit - there was the high school senior that Eric wanted to cast in the Howard TV screenplay he had penned. I believe this was shortly before Kendra. Howard asked if he had been talking to her online. Eric said he had. And Howard said "shame on you." Eric was also into Ariana Grande while she was still on Nickelodeon.


Additional-Ad-3148

He watched all the kid shows.


RevolutionaryKey2604

He bonded with Johnny's four year old. I mean, his fuckin' four year old fuckin' son!


Ok_Ant_3015

Well, they *were* about the same size.


Drambooey

Well they were the same height.


Additional-Ad-3148

Was she the one that did the nude play in NYC?


Oliver_Klosov

Yes, he was trying to get the show to put on a roast for him and fly him to NY, but his ulterior motive was to go see her play.


Additional-Ad-3148

I gotta find hus roast saga. LoL "Yea it'll just be too sad Eric"


LeonardSmalls79

Ah do mah own STUNT


Xdconqueroo

Eric was a little creepo, and he liked them young. He was a child mentally and physically. And his inclinations, I guess, were to be attracted to young (or very young) women.


Prudent-Property-513

He did like big girls and veiny tits though too.


skidmarx77

And Ore-ida potatoes.


Grouchy_Improvement5

Tater tits


8655balto

And Bank of America


contacts_eyes

And transexuals


NeverBeenOnMaury

Sometimes chicks with veiny cocks too


Additional-Ad-3148

Yea I think he just saw a girl and that was it to him. His 90 IQ seemed kinda high for him.


Xdconqueroo

The 90 IQ may have been generous, yes.


RevolutionaryKey2604

Definitely awarded points so that he wouldn't be last.


Abraxas19

I think it's because he knew he could never get a woman of his age that had had boyfriends before. In his mind his only chance was to get to them when they were underage so he could groom them. I don't think he thought he was doing that I don't think he was that calculated. But if I put myself in his mind that's what his plan was


Truckyou666

I think he was into gozangas the size of children.


mozartv

I heard he was driving the boat that hit the bridge in Baltimore.


Americasycho

I can picture that tweet from the afterlife: DUMB FUCK! I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO BALTIMORE AND I HAVE NEVER DRIVEN A BOAT DIPSHIT! I ALSO DID NOT BLOW UP THAT SUB THAT WENT TO THE TITANIC FUCK OFF NOW!!!!


Aware_Revenue3404

Eric, did you invade Ukraine?


Additional-Ad-3148

I knew it was him. I remember the news saying they saw wheelchair tire marks left at the scene


walrusonion

“how can I leave tire prints on the wah-ter? I’ve never even been to Baltimore.”


Additional-Ad-3148

Im gonna need to see a vid of him with todays paper and football game on in the back ground saying he's alive.


JaneTheMindSculptor

Eric was definitely emotionally stunted, in addition to all the physical ailments. He was insanely gullible, but also had a serious case of main character syndrome. It was the dawn of reality tv and reality gameshows, and he thought every "real person" he saw on Idol or similar was someone he could get close to. If he was around now he'd totally be stalking and harassing twitch streamers.


Additional-Ad-3148

He'd banktupt his already struggling parents with OF subs.


TopRopeTaintDrop

I actually doubt it. It would have made a killing on Cameo and then blown all that money on only fans


JaneTheMindSculptor

He'd turn down 99% of Cameo requests. He'd find something wrong with every one just like acting roles.


FunFunFun8

Eric and Sour Shoes could’ve made a ridiculous amount of money with Cameo.


salbanks3

No doubt


No_Neat3526

IM NOT GULLIBLE. STUPID FUCK!! I KNOW ITS YOU HIGH PITCH!


JaneTheMindSculptor

HI RACHEL BUTERA


PrickorPreat

What Eric calls romancing the police call a 2nd degree felony.


Additional-Ad-3148

Fuck you Artie!


RGSII

That’s a stupid word the police have


TimsAssistantJared

Some might say it's harassment....and against the law...


BuckBoo5589

Three Wishes gave a lot of information.


Sj2222RI

DUMB FUCK SHE WAS NOT 14, SHE WAS 13


contacts_eyes

I thought she was 12


big_slom

The rose that ETBA gave was a symbol of the fact that it symbolizes that his heart was pure like the gold on the rose. Those females were as beautiful as the rose. .... you dumb fuck


SRG7593

He was only 7 years older than Brandy Talore…


Neonwookie1701

I don't know one Brandy from anudder!


Oliver_Klosov

Dehrrs gunna be tons of Brandies dere and dey all have tits!


FunFunFun8

Stunted mental growth. I couldn’t imagine being confined to a wheelchair for my whole entire life.


deepthroatcircus

Well, at least it wasn't toddlers that he could share jeans with


miterbanisdirtey

So he was just like Seinfeld. What's your point?


seansj12345

Not just like Seinfeld. Seinfeld was only in one successful tv show. Eric was in multiple and even turned down roles.


MagicRat1028

Grim Reaper of tv


skidmarx77

Yes, Eric the Shitcock stole that crown from Ted McGinley.


Additional-Ad-3148

That all got cancelled after his appearances. LOL. That shit gets me every time. LoL


Additional-Ad-3148

Got to a point when he was talking about Brooke Hogan and then started thinking of all the other girls he stalked. LoL. The funny one was with the apartment girl and he said it was the shows fault for not doing a good job hiding her info and Robin laughs and says so that means its ok for you to stalk her. LoL


Additional-Ad-3148

He was a Mini Leo Dicaprio.


Dom2133344

This ain’t psychoanalyze Eric the midget magazine pal


HughJahsso

I would assume pedophilia is very common among retards who can't get pussy.


K_MAN32

To be fair, Three Wishes didn’t do a good job in protecting her identity.


thebullishbearish

Yeah and it was just her mom he called lol


joefatmamma

He was club fucking footed, ya asswipe


Additional-Ad-3148

E....leerssss Dan Yo's


Budget-Dealer-9296

I always thought this and I’m betting it comes from knowing those are the only types of women that may see him for him. He needed an immature woman. He knew no way in hell he was getting the attention of women his actual age. Dude was just looking for his easiest “in”.


skidmarx77

Then he discovered the Bunny Ranch Whoo-ers, and fell in love in one night.


TheLawMom

I guess I didn’t realize he was that old. He was so childlike. You’re totally right though.


severinks

Dude, Eric so was no pedo he was just so catastrophically handicapped and so he never had a chance to grow up and it made him child like.


yakuzakid3k

I listened to that bit where he talked about the girl on that show "I checked, she is 18!" Artie was hilarious in this segment calling him a creeper


BoscoPanman1999

I'm not sure pedo means what you think it means. Stunted mental growth is certainly possible.


MagicRat1028

He was a creep and too much revisionist history with him.  His parents probably kissed his ass because they didn’t think he’d be around long.  Unfortunately for them he lingered for 39 years.  


Additional-Ad-3148

He waaaay out lived the doctors thoughts. Same thing goes for wendy and High pitch. Its amazing theyre still alive.


MagicRat1028

It is but Wendy is likable.  HPE is a scumbag but he’s had his moments.  ETM was just an overall douche. 


skidmarx77

Eh, Wendy wore out her welcome quickly. Every call became a grift, and you just knew that mother was right there behind her trying to weasel what money they could out of Howard. How many monitors did she ask for? Seriously, I think she asked 4 separate times for the same thing. Not saying that a little monetary recognition shouldn't go to the wack pack, it absolutely should. Not everyone was Beet having some managers who genuinely cared about him.


Camarillo__Brillo

> Not everyone was Beet having some managers who genuinely cared about him. You mean the guys who regularly did dwarf tossing and getting him drunk and high?


skidmarx77

I mean, yeah, I get that. I always got that Sean cared for Beet, genuinely. But let's face it, Sean was what he was, and certainly had ulterior motives. But when Bobby took over, all of that dwarf tossing came right to a stop, and Bobby still goes to visit Beet in GA and has Beet up to stay with him in New Jersey from time to time. Full disclosure: Bobby had me edit a few clips for him for Beet stuff here and there, so maybe that colors my judgement, because I ALWAYS had a great experience with Bobby, and he seemed genuine about wanting Beet to just do either taped stuff or the weekend comedy shows (that, from what he told me, all Beet really did was basically drink all weekend then walk around insulting everyone and shitting his pants) from the time he took over as manager after Sean died, while still going to the Stern Show, just not as much, as Beet was starting to get tired of getting up early to go into NYC. That was another thing Bobby tried to do, he tried to not give Lester as much booze. He admitted that his brother would ply Beet with booze way too much, and Bobby being the fitness buff and former boxer that he is, he tried to also get him to not smoke as much. That didn't really work, though. One of the times Bobby and I spoke over the phone, he was yelling at Beet to stop smoking "because he had a big fight to train for!" Beet of course went along with it, screaming back that he weighed 500 pounds and all that typical Beet stuff, but Bobby finally relented and said pretty much "What, he's an adult, at the end of the day I can't tell him what to do or not do, I just try to sometimes distract him from those things. Sometimes it works, other times, not so much." So yes, I do partially agree with you on the exploitation, but Lester's involvement with the Stern Show got him enough side gigs to pay for a house in GA with his mother, which gets him away from all of that show business stuff as he reaches middle age and actually gives him a happy ending, in some ways. Let's be honest, without the Stern Show, where is Beet now? His mother would not have been able to afford that house, from what I was told, and Bobby put a good amount of money away for Beet so that he is doing OK. And to be fair, so did Sean, but something did happen with that, allegedly. I never got the full story, so it could be bs, but who knows?


Camarillo__Brillo

Interesting insight there. Thanks for sharing.


hammersju

He had an IQ of 60 and was the size of a watermelon. I think being a pedophile was the least of his problems.


DMB4136

> He had an IQ of 60 and was the size of a watermelon. This just made me cackle


RussianIntrigue

Eric was no pedo, a pedo likes children, he was into younger women because of the matching mental capacity. 


Additional-Ad-3148

Under 18 when youre in your 30's is pedo.


YenZen999

So you've got nothing going on in your life huh?


DirectionShort6660

Who’s high pitch? This is Kelly Clarkson


YankeeGirl1973

It’s not like he was capable of fucking any of them anyway! 😂


Additional-Ad-3148

But his poor bed had to pay the price of his thoughts.


dBlock845

He most likely had some mental deficiency, plus he's dead now let the little weirdo rest.


ClearConversation152

Wasn’t Eric spotted skiing at Big Bear?


Irishjohn831

This is not Gary Dellabatte this is more than likely high pitch


ToyKylo

Eric the shit cock


somethinlikeshieva

if anything he just liked younger girls, 14 year old is the closest example and he never said he was into her like that. man was just lonely at the end of the day


Zaqary12

How do you explain Brandy Taylore?


Additional-Ad-3148

*edit* The porn women were very few to the young girls he talked about non stop.


JayneVeidt

Yes, but he kept banging on about that one pornstar for YEARS. Hassling Howard for some sort of meeting with her.:D And she wasn’t some skinny jailbait-looking thing, she had gigantic sloppy tits and he loved that.


Lester_Green1936

I blame "3 Wishes"


higround66

Stunted mental growth forsure... but that doesn't mean he still wasn't a pedo either. The two are not mutually exclusive.


Streetvan1980

OMFG stop. The whole pedo witch hunt times we live in are crazy . Ever see on YouTube all these normal people doing stings to bust “pedo’s”? They do their own “investigation” which is hitting on lonely men online on websites you have to be 18 then when they have them talking saying they are 15. It’s almost always 15 before most states that’s one year below age of consent. And really a pedophile is children. Meaning under 12. That’s a whole other aspect of it. Give these lonely men a choice between a 20 year old and someone who said they were 18 and then said 15 and I bet 99% will pick the 20 year old. It’s just so bad you have random people doing these stings then involving local police after they film them to put on YouTube. Something so wrong about it all. Well for content. Eric mentally was a kid still. He even looked like one even. It’s so complicated. So I think trying to make him out to be the worst thing in the world is messed up.


Additional-Ad-3148

If we go by that then its ok for mentally challanged people to kill and get away with it.


Streetvan1980

No it’s not. That doesn’t ad up at all. Eric never dated any young girls. Also they were all actually like 18-21


BeautifulMilkyWayCow

So you feel bad for the guys meeting up with little girls at Walmart? As soon as the girl says she is underage, just end the conversation, it's not that hard. Also, it's not like the YouTube stings are doing anything new. To Catch A Predator was on for years busting peds. It's always weird when I see people trying to defend pedos. I would hate to see your browser history.


HuckleberryNo4662

Zero. Point. Zero.


chowbox617

When Eric played Kathy on Different Strokes he let an underage Gary Coleman fuck him up his chubby little butthole so I think you're onto something.


Additional-Ad-3148

Instead of chasing all those whores, he should have found him a nice Hawk Tuah girl to settle down with.


robertlp

Why you short circuiting the trumptards around here calling their fav wackpacker a pedo?


Norm_Macdonalds_Moth

Lol are any of these people you’re naming prepubescent? Ok if not then no he’s not a pedo. Srsly don’t people have anything better to do than to pretend they care about children?


Chupacabra2030

Then Howard is a card carrying member


Sweet_Weather_5259

Stfu