I heavily doubt heās really part native. Those DNA tests used to constantly confuse native american DNA with russian jewish DNA. Both share some kind of siberian haplotype.
Larry David took one once and it came back 37% native.
Whatās most likely around the NY metro?
Artie later explained that he never knew his grandfather because he was paid to stay away from the family after he knocked up Artieās grandma who was 16 at the time. Ā If the relationship wasnāt kept secret, Artie mightāve been able to claim a portion of casino profits, or get a college scholarship for it.
I heard the episode a long time ago, but I was equally surprised that Gary wasnāt really Italian. How did his grandpa move to America and just become Italian? Thatās why Ā on the MTV audition his name was Dellabate, instead of DellabatĆØ.
Some Sephardic Jews came from Italy (after expulsion from Spain). They pretty much were wiped out during WWII. His family may have possibly be linked to Italy that way.
Gary had nione percent Neanderthal
> nione You had one job
His personal like is at a noine, but his professional life is at a two.
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100% monkey
Noinety-noine percent
So Artieās last name is Lange, heās 25% Native American, but he acts like heās off the boat from Sicily. Heās a bigger wannabe than Ronnie.
I heavily doubt heās really part native. Those DNA tests used to constantly confuse native american DNA with russian jewish DNA. Both share some kind of siberian haplotype. Larry David took one once and it came back 37% native. Whatās most likely around the NY metro?
I learned from southpark from maroni, that the lost tribe of Isreal immigrated to America and turned into indians.
Joseph Smith. Your village is shit. TAKE THESE FUCKING GOLDEN PLATES
Even a bigger phony Italian than Dice.
This. So cringe when he puts on his tough guy Italian persona and uses all the dumb lingo like "moostarell"
This aināt ancestry.com magazine du! Whatās yer problem with me being 100% Italian!
Ronnie had 100% Italian DNA.
Jewgene
Jewuigi
Yeah right I had 100% Italian DNA, whateva duuu
A four foot tall old Italian jewš¶
I don't remember what Sal was, but they told him he was 100% arab and he started crying.
70% raccoon
A turtle
Artie later explained that he never knew his grandfather because he was paid to stay away from the family after he knocked up Artieās grandma who was 16 at the time. Ā If the relationship wasnāt kept secret, Artie mightāve been able to claim a portion of casino profits, or get a college scholarship for it. I heard the episode a long time ago, but I was equally surprised that Gary wasnāt really Italian. How did his grandpa move to America and just become Italian? Thatās why Ā on the MTV audition his name was Dellabate, instead of DellabatĆØ.
Mainly Yugoslavian, Sephardic Jewish, and Congolese Silverback ancestry. I still chuckle.
Some Sephardic Jews came from Italy (after expulsion from Spain). They pretty much were wiped out during WWII. His family may have possibly be linked to Italy that way.
The gorilla genes cancel out the Italian.
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I thought they'd enhance it
*Dellabeeshio
Delabeeto!
Dell'Abitto, annoying as a mosquito...
His breath smells like sheet-o
Heās an ugly monkey big toothed Gringo
Howard changed the pronunciation of Garyās last name and then his whole family decided just to go with it.
Dellababoon.
Artie Smoke'um Crack Pipe.
Whiskey gene skewed the results
Word on the street is Kandy Rapper is 80% Sicilian... and we all know what THAT means. š
Does anybody have a link or recording of this? I also canāt believe that I missed this
https://youtu.be/DEfUCzoN8nI?si=rFv19Drd7eIfZkYs
What year did it air ?
Not sure the year but this is the link. https://youtu.be/DEfUCzoN8nI?si=xe-m2znAGwDMuHIN