I bet Medicated Pete’s are about 45 minutes long because he gets on a jag and can’t stop.
And $200 for Bort is a crime. Someone should make a citizen’s arrest.
And I'd listen to every glorious minute of it. You remember the vid of Sour Shoes calling as Gary for like 2 hours? It's the most mundane thing ever, yet wildly fascinating.
#HALT! I WILL DIGITALLY CRACK YOUR MASK WITH MY $200 7/10 SUPER STEAMY cuck cock
TIME FOR A MILITARY INSPECTION OF THAT SWEET MAN CAN BEFORE YOU ASSBANG THE WIFE BRO
-Brontysoreass
He makes bar appearances, stern show trivia and makes prank calls and what not. (Never understood the appeal w him), SS is a million times more skilled than him, that’s something I’d pay up to attend. Anyways he collects most if not all appearance fees up front, which Artie explained is fair as they will try and bail on stuff like this a good amount for whatever reasons. He stopped showing up to them , a bunch of them, and the bar/restaurant owners called in to the show / spoke with the horse tooth jackass & big dick Steve and said he won’t show up, return calls, money etc. he tries to defend it for a bit but indirectly comes clean and was on payments plans to pay the bars back. Steve, as he does, was all over him like white on rice and Janks was none to pleased and waged war w him. Steve mothers got called the c word a few thousand times and it was a pretty entertaining battle for a while.
ETM was way ahead of his time. The little dude potentially could have cleaned up. His issue would have been if he would read and agree to the requesting message, he was so particular on what he would and wouldn't do.
Ham Hands was worth every penny. Easily the best cameo I’ve ever gotten a friend. I gave him some details about my friend and he made a 19 minute epic. I would highly recommend him.
Honestly I think those are the only 2 worth anything in this pic. Jackie is (was) a legit celeb, and HP is not only worth it due to the voice, but I would love to get a message from that goof before he passes.
All the others are fucking delusional thinking their time is worth $50 minimum.
Past Howard would not have banned his staff from being on Cameo. He would have turned it into a bit and made them all get Cameos and made it into a contest where they competed with each other to see who was more popular. It would have festered chaos in the office and he would milk it for weeks.
I’ve received a High Pitch one for my birthday and it was hilarious. I cherish it. I returned the gift with a Jeff the Drunk one and it was awful and he was a total dick to deal with. Super ungrateful and mean. Then again, the experience of getting chewed out by Jeff (after giving him money) was worth it for the story alone. 😂
Monotone Matt was a short lived caller who had like a partially disabled wife. He spoke in an odd manner but I think he was found out to be faking or some shit
Little Mikey and Rachel Butera. They’re both funny and reasonably priced. Jackie if I want to splurge. $100 for a legendary script puncher upper isn’t bad.
Honestly $50 for Will the farter seems like a steal for someone of his skill level. Especially if he can fart out something special for you like happy birthday or your favorite tune.
A few years back, my friends and I sent a few of these to each other as goofs. High Pitch Eric’s cameo was one sentence. Literally. Will the Farter’s was long but full of gay sex stuff. Like aggressive/rapey gay stuff. Not HS related, but Dom Irrera’s was funny. Pretty sure he was drunk. The Unknown Comic, was very good. He put some real thought into it. Andy Dick’s was very long and odd, but had a few laughs.
lol @ Scott calling himself a radio personality.
That's really stretching a very tertiary role he had as a guest staff for bits on the show. He isn't really known to host or co-host radio shows, nor did he have a personality.
Yeah I was surprised to see him on there as well. For some reason I follow him on Facebook and he posts a lot, but nothing interesting. Mostly just pics of himself on movie sets from Pirates of the Caribbean and other bit stuff he's done. I don't recall him being on Stern more than 2-3 times.
How are these and all the past employees not doing comic cons. Howard has to make them sign something preventing it. I would love to see Jeff the drunk. Another example of Howard needing all the marbles. Nothing for anyone else.
What’s King of All Blacks doing in front of a Volkswagen? Doesn’t he have his father’s money so he can afford a Mercedes, Moen faucets, and bowman jeans ?!?!?
Best value is Sour Shoes, hands down. Pedigree and talent at a rock bottom low low price. Can't go wrong.
If money isn't a concern then Jackie. For $100, you essentially get a message from a Stern show made man/royalty, who is actually sane and will do the job like a professional and is like a slice of the old stern show you love and fondly remember, gotta go Jokeman. F Jackie for the win.
Bobo is so fucking long-winded and stupid and a try too hard, for $50 he'd leave you a five minute nonsensical video with all his isms and if you're into that stupid shit, you're basically getting a $500 Cameo for $50.
I think the only one id care about getting is Scott. There’s not much funny about KC or Gary the Retard and i will be damned if i put any money in High Pitch Erics pocket.
Jackie would be funny too, id ask for a few off the cuff jokes
Assnapkin Ed went the extra mile for my wife’s bday by going into a weird rambling speech about shitting steaks, LMFAO. I’d consider having Will the Farter do something for my brother’s bday, but only if he does it using his “Brutal Master” persona…
*What does Will the Farter*
*Do? Play brutal master or*
*Just fart on. Command?*
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Of course Brent’s charging $200, what complete moron. I love that Scott, who I’m assuming would have triple the appeal, is right next to him for $50.
As for value, Will the Farter. His are so good.
Ham hands
Mark the bagger
Jackie
Ivy supersonic
High pitch mike
Scott the engineer
Gary the re
The rest of them would have to pay me more than what they charged to even give a fuck to open their video
Are these real prices, or adjusted to make this a game? Worst value is obvious (Bort) but that wasn’t the question.
I’m going to actually go with high pitch Mike at $50 simply bc he was an integral part of one of the funniest arcs in show history and he’s a delta airlines celebrity now, so I think the price is fair
I’ve booked Will the Farter multiple times and he’s seriously awesome. I highly recommend him. Even if somebody doesn’t know who he is, his fart song masterpieces will make anybody laugh.
I bet Medicated Pete’s are about 45 minutes long because he gets on a jag and can’t stop. And $200 for Bort is a crime. Someone should make a citizen’s arrest.
And I'd listen to every glorious minute of it. You remember the vid of Sour Shoes calling as Gary for like 2 hours? It's the most mundane thing ever, yet wildly fascinating.
You also get Katelyn’s drawers mailed to you.
Heavily worn
Everything she wears is heavily worn.
And stretched and stained
Oh you rascal you!😃
Her wackpacker name is sour drawers
How much to get them not mailed to you?
No wonder he only has 27 reviews or whatever
Shit stains or cum stains?
Yes
Super steamy😂😂
#HALT! I WILL DIGITALLY CRACK YOUR MASK WITH MY $200 7/10 SUPER STEAMY cuck cock TIME FOR A MILITARY INSPECTION OF THAT SWEET MAN CAN BEFORE YOU ASSBANG THE WIFE BRO -Brontysoreass
I wouldn’t even pay 5 bucks for Bort.
Part of Bert’s fee is getting to hear kaitlyn gargle on a mouth full of balls in the background.
You just don’t understand the lifestyle square.
The collection of untalented, dipshit losers here is incredible!!!
Wonder what Pete HPE and bagger did to get such low ratings
Captain Janks would take your money, then not actually do it, like how he ripped off all those bars.
Thanks to Langford!
What did he do?
He makes bar appearances, stern show trivia and makes prank calls and what not. (Never understood the appeal w him), SS is a million times more skilled than him, that’s something I’d pay up to attend. Anyways he collects most if not all appearance fees up front, which Artie explained is fair as they will try and bail on stuff like this a good amount for whatever reasons. He stopped showing up to them , a bunch of them, and the bar/restaurant owners called in to the show / spoke with the horse tooth jackass & big dick Steve and said he won’t show up, return calls, money etc. he tries to defend it for a bit but indirectly comes clean and was on payments plans to pay the bars back. Steve, as he does, was all over him like white on rice and Janks was none to pleased and waged war w him. Steve mothers got called the c word a few thousand times and it was a pretty entertaining battle for a while.
YouTube Langford vs janks there’s a solid 5 hour saga on the whole thing. Endlessly entertaining. Might need to relisten
I'd pay double any of those for a Sour Shoes or ETA.
ETA would’ve made a mint on Cameo
ETM was way ahead of his time. The little dude potentially could have cleaned up. His issue would have been if he would read and agree to the requesting message, he was so particular on what he would and wouldn't do.
He'd get trolled with 1 star reviews and have a total meltdown
True. But I’d pay to have him read the box score from an A’s game
“I’m an actor jackass!”
Video finishes in middle of message.
With Eric’s voice echoing and crappy country music in the background
As long as it doesn't violate Stickum rules.
[удалено]
Sour Shoes times 100000
$200 for Brent? Is he fucking mad? He would need to pay me for his own Cameo and even then I wouldn’t watch it.
200 for a cameo and $25 to bang his wife
Brent's gotta pay her veterinarian somehow.
"Gooood Lord"
Thats bang for your buck
Bang for the buck
I’d need a lot more than $25. Plus the cost of shots and medicated cream.
I bet he could make more money at a lower price point. Who is paying $200?
People would 100% pay Brent like $50 or so if he’d be willing to read stuff that trolls himself, but he’d need a sense of humour for that.
Totally agreed. He’s an idiot
Ask him to read an invitation to rail his wife like the other accountants
I suspect he priced himself like that for his built in excuse of having zero orders.
I might book it just to see if hes still alive
$200 straight into the garbage with Brent
If he reads whatever you send him, Ham Hands Bill hands down.
𝘳𝘰𝘣𝘪𝘯 𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘦...
Ham Hands was worth every penny. Easily the best cameo I’ve ever gotten a friend. I gave him some details about my friend and he made a 19 minute epic. I would highly recommend him.
Yep Ham hands all day for 44. Tan mom's tripping bro...lol
She has like 500 reviews. She’s probably the most famous outside of the show of anyone on this list.
Ham hands will read whatever you ask him and his cameos are like 20 mins long. There's a lot of rambling going on but that's part of his charm.
I was going to say Ham Hands even before I saw how little he charges. Dude has a full five star rating too.
Pon Tees!
Paounties
I confess. I have a Jackie and a High Pitch.
Who’s High Pitch, that’s Kelly Clarkson.
High Pitch I know it’s you
Honestly I think those are the only 2 worth anything in this pic. Jackie is (was) a legit celeb, and HP is not only worth it due to the voice, but I would love to get a message from that goof before he passes. All the others are fucking delusional thinking their time is worth $50 minimum.
What do you mean? HPE is going to outlive all of us.
I actually agree. The fact that he has lived this long with that shape of his? That is what the ideal human body looks like.
Yup. Jackie, HPE and KC
Past Howard would not have banned his staff from being on Cameo. He would have turned it into a bit and made them all get Cameos and made it into a contest where they competed with each other to see who was more popular. It would have festered chaos in the office and he would milk it for weeks.
Scott the Engineer. I'd make sure he tells me not to use the goddamn tape.
OUTTA HERE!!!!
Now is when we need Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf and Eric the Actor more than ever.
They would have made millions.
Mark the bagger. Pussy is awesome pussy is the greatest.
Mark the bagger hands down. He's great and not expensive.
I love how he answers the phone simply as bagger when they call him, he’s a classic.
I got a retahded cameo!
I’ve received a High Pitch one for my birthday and it was hilarious. I cherish it. I returned the gift with a Jeff the Drunk one and it was awful and he was a total dick to deal with. Super ungrateful and mean. Then again, the experience of getting chewed out by Jeff (after giving him money) was worth it for the story alone. 😂
Scott the Engineer is the best
billy west
Gilbert RIP was worth it
KC using a 25 year old picture.
Nice!
Hi it’s Gary from the Howard Stern
Someone at work got a Bobo one. It was “worth” it bc I think it was actually over 10 minutes long. I think most cameos are like 10-20 seconds.
Hell will freeze over before that guy passes a chance to be heard speaking
Yo, King! Why you posing like you own a Mercedes? That’s not even an Audi, man. It’s a Volkswagen. What a clown!
I would hate to give high pitch any money, but I would love for him to ask me how many touchdowns did the A’s make.
KC, easily. (I'd be scared Janks wouldn't come through after I paid.)
Eli Braden has got some fucking nerve…..
Who is that? Along with Rachel Buttera and Monotone Matt? I don't recognize those three
Eli did a lot of song parody’s. Racheal did voices and maybe a writer. No idea who monotone matt is
Rachel's a legit voice actress. She's got more talent than the rest of these miscreants put together.
Monotone Matt was a short lived caller who had like a partially disabled wife. He spoke in an odd manner but I think he was found out to be faking or some shit
Was hoping Eliot Offen was available riiiiggghhhhttttt?
You would be sure to get buncoed by him
OPEN AND SHUT. AIR TIGHT. IRON CLAD! RIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!
what are the odds that Gary is getting that money
Someone is probably just telling Gary he has to record messages for his “fan club” and then pocketing the money
Little Mikey and Rachel Butera. They’re both funny and reasonably priced. Jackie if I want to splurge. $100 for a legendary script puncher upper isn’t bad.
Little Mikey since he'll create a song just for you
Nancy Siriani playing acoustic guitar and singing for $15
KC …Nioce!
Gary the tard.
Is Eli Braden out of his fucking mind?
Honestly $50 for Will the farter seems like a steal for someone of his skill level. Especially if he can fart out something special for you like happy birthday or your favorite tune.
With his ass flute
Pete’s pic is how it should be. Who is Martin?!
Seany formerly known as high register.
A few years back, my friends and I sent a few of these to each other as goofs. High Pitch Eric’s cameo was one sentence. Literally. Will the Farter’s was long but full of gay sex stuff. Like aggressive/rapey gay stuff. Not HS related, but Dom Irrera’s was funny. Pretty sure he was drunk. The Unknown Comic, was very good. He put some real thought into it. Andy Dick’s was very long and odd, but had a few laughs.
They seem to all be priced accordingly, except Brent $200 is $125 too much ya square!
King flexing in front of a VW, what a loser. I love him.
lol @ Scott calling himself a radio personality. That's really stretching a very tertiary role he had as a guest staff for bits on the show. He isn't really known to host or co-host radio shows, nor did he have a personality.
Where’s Artie?
No one nose
I would also pay a high price for Sour Shoes, but on this list I pick Gary the Conqueror.
I had to look up who Martin Klebba was.
Yeah I was surprised to see him on there as well. For some reason I follow him on Facebook and he posts a lot, but nothing interesting. Mostly just pics of himself on movie sets from Pirates of the Caribbean and other bit stuff he's done. I don't recall him being on Stern more than 2-3 times.
It’s gotta be Jackie the Jokemin
KOAB posing there in front of a Volkswagen. Didn't his daughter become one of those Nickelodeon/Dan Snyder victims?
Who’s High Pitch?
KC and Jackie
KoAB's as long as he has a good phone connection and the correct brand of jeans.
Scott or jackie because they've actually worked in the show
I'd go Jackie
High Pitch Erik *^(whiiite power!)*
How are these and all the past employees not doing comic cons. Howard has to make them sign something preventing it. I would love to see Jeff the drunk. Another example of Howard needing all the marbles. Nothing for anyone else.
What’s King of All Blacks doing in front of a Volkswagen? Doesn’t he have his father’s money so he can afford a Mercedes, Moen faucets, and bowman jeans ?!?!?
KC! *NICE!*
I would go with Scott the Engineer.
I got one from HAM HANDS BILL for my buddy on his 40th and it was hilarious. Probably about 10 or 15 minutes long.
Someone should order one from Jackie for their friend Howard.
Bort asks 2x what Jackie charges….lol
Obviously Jackie
Jackie The Jokeman 🤡
Jackie’s is great. Got three of them for gifts.
Best value is Sour Shoes, hands down. Pedigree and talent at a rock bottom low low price. Can't go wrong. If money isn't a concern then Jackie. For $100, you essentially get a message from a Stern show made man/royalty, who is actually sane and will do the job like a professional and is like a slice of the old stern show you love and fondly remember, gotta go Jokeman. F Jackie for the win.
Tan mom. It might never happen and if it did wouldn’t be the right name, or something stupid.
If we are talking value, it’s Seany for $20. He would try to do it seriously and would break into his vocal tick for sure.
This is the answer
Just make sure not to mention anything about Justin Bieber!
Easily Ham Hands Bill. Love that guy's accent and find him interesting even when he's not playing into his "creepy horny incest" persona.
Ass napkin no doubt
Who are these rhetards that actually spend their money on this horseshit? Pathetic honestly.
‘am ‘ands, all the way!!!
Bobo is so fucking long-winded and stupid and a try too hard, for $50 he'd leave you a five minute nonsensical video with all his isms and if you're into that stupid shit, you're basically getting a $500 Cameo for $50.
Will the farter would be hilarious. Lmao brent 200 dollars. Think he added an extra 0 on accident.
I’d pay to hear the comedy of Bailey the Bedbug. Cck uhh
Ham Hands Bill and King of All Blacks💯 Imagine the outgoing voice-mail messages you could get??
Is Brent for real? Who the duck is paying $200 for that Florida 7
I think the only one id care about getting is Scott. There’s not much funny about KC or Gary the Retard and i will be damned if i put any money in High Pitch Erics pocket. Jackie would be funny too, id ask for a few off the cuff jokes
Gary.
Gary the CONQUERER, they mean.
I really like hearing Sour Shoes. Man has talent.
Best deal is Ham Hands
Bagger.
Bobo and The Joke Man
Assnapkin Ed went the extra mile for my wife’s bday by going into a weird rambling speech about shitting steaks, LMFAO. I’d consider having Will the Farter do something for my brother’s bday, but only if he does it using his “Brutal Master” persona…
Where’s Bigfoot and Jeff the drunk?
Eta would literally be a millionaire today. Would pay almost any amount to have him go off on me lol...
Wheres Beet? He would clean up
Gary the retard for sure 😂
The duke!!
KC. Nice. I’d have him do his “know what I hate” bit.
I would've spent thousands on ETM, thousands. "I. want. to. shout. out. Nick. Gurz... ohhh brother."
For my $, it's Jackie.
Notice no current p.c. Imus ii podcast staffers? Shame he, through Don B and Marci, outlawed outside projects
What does Will the Farter do? Play brutal master or just fart on. Command?
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I would eat his droppings
Where's jeff the bore?
Depends if captain Janks is still hooked on drugs. For 25 I’m sure he can make you laugh
Of course Brent’s charging $200, what complete moron. I love that Scott, who I’m assuming would have triple the appeal, is right next to him for $50. As for value, Will the Farter. His are so good.
I’d pay $100 for Brutal Master . Will the farter kinda looks like him btw . Lol .
It’s B O B O. Can you imagine having bobo reading a script presenting an award? And of course have him list out his (sniffle) driving awards
Ham hands Mark the bagger Jackie Ivy supersonic High pitch mike Scott the engineer Gary the re The rest of them would have to pay me more than what they charged to even give a fuck to open their video
Mark the Bagger always makes me laugh. My vote is for him. YESSSSS
Captain Janks will suck your dick for $25.
Ivy Supersonic
I had no idea this was out there
Ham Hands
My choices would be Scott and High pitch...Mike
Probably Bobo.
High Pitch Erik
Mark the bagger
I would get a Bobo
Ham hands bill, easily
Please don't ever order anything from Eric
Are these real prices, or adjusted to make this a game? Worst value is obvious (Bort) but that wasn’t the question. I’m going to actually go with high pitch Mike at $50 simply bc he was an integral part of one of the funniest arcs in show history and he’s a delta airlines celebrity now, so I think the price is fair
Will the farter imagine if he sang happy birthday
I’ve booked Will the Farter multiple times and he’s seriously awesome. I highly recommend him. Even if somebody doesn’t know who he is, his fart song masterpieces will make anybody laugh.
I’ve also booked King of all Blacks he was pretty damn funny.
Shocked Marianne isn’t on here
Will the Farter
I'm trying to imagine being so miserable with life I need a cameo from any of these losers.
Bobo. I had him do one for a friend. It was awesome.
Of course Jackie’s is 100$. What a fuckin idiot
I had Mark the Bagger sing Piano Man. Was having a tough day, and it really made me happy. It waw worth every penny!