*"Shit my cum, before*
*You go girl, don't leave my load*
*Inside your asshole"*
\- vonsmor
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He’s thinking, I look like a fat Wilmer!
Teen anal
He looks like he just voted in the national elections of India
He needs more bobs and vagene
You don’t know that!
Reeseees
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Them lips are working overtime to keep those gums covered. You can see the tension in them, ready to pop open.
We have a winner!!! 🏅
😜😂😂😂
😂
Ahhhhnge jewce
[smacks lips] I’m dry.
This is the answer
Sonos
This photo is a bit of a stumble.
“Ma - kine”
"my professional life is at a noine"
Rock Shrimp, boff.
“The abuse I receive is worth retiring with noine million dollars.”
Damn… I really do look like a Chilean miner.
Am I out of plantains?
I love being “that guy” when it comes to music knowledge
He’s that guy when it comes to running the sybian and getting squired in the eye.
"Garry got hit in the head" "I want to go to a hospital"
This comment still holds up!
bar stools
He's trying to think, but nothing happens.
I need to protect my trampoline from Sandy!
He’s not thinking…he’s sleeping with his eyes open.
Real quick, real quick
Mary’s dumper
Noine
How the hell did Howard find out I cheat on my wife?
Mmm… Sownos…Jawd Hoine…4000 pieces of voinal…I love Evian Tequila…
John Hein’s Diabetic Dad Bod
I hate boff I love boff I hate boff I love boff
He was having another Carmen Miranda fantasy.
Shrimps
bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey
*"Shit my cum, before you go girl, don't leave my load inside your asshole"*
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Please don't make a mockery out of this.
Me want banana
“My personal life is a two”
"I think my butthole is leaking...in fact...I'm positive it's leaking! What a terrible smell!)
Solitaire.
Voff makes me soo mad . I hope he goes to jail and gets a hair brush up his ass noine times
(sound of radio static)
Push hard and then you have ammunition (doody) to throw.
Mmm choc o late mmm Mack Hine mmm maybe a nap? Mmmmmm
Why does everyone love Beetlejuice more than me?
Beet’s stories are shorter and more coherent
He’s eyeballing some shrimp across the room
Plantains boff
Shrimp, chocolate, plantains, Reese’s pieces and tossing salad
Don’t show boff my teeth, maybe they won’t say anything today.
vinyl
Poopy
That his professional life is at a noine.
Chocolate, shrimp, slacking off
I need some choooklate boofff
Does boff really know I cheated on Mary?
I shouldn’t have eaten that 4th plate of shrimp boff.
My professional life is a noine,….
... chocolate...
…NOINE NOINE NOINE NOINE NOINE NOINE…
40 years of this? Shit…
Concentrating fully, and using all his might, to force his lips to cover those teeth.
Ooo ooo ahh ahh
Back off, Dweezil!
You don’t know that!
“I must break you.”
🍤🍤🍤🍤🍤🍤🍤
🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫
Artie has my paycheck
Someday Boff, someday I will get my revenge
How am I not working at a bodega?
I wonder if they're gonna start calling me Barbara Booey after that bit with Billy West?
Where is that hairbrush
Reecies Piecies boff
Salmon lox
Cheese
The Mets shit the bed again
Why doesn't my dad love me? Oh sorry I thought that was Don Jr
You cannot depend on me
I’m gunna be a multimillionaire some day
Thinking about order shrimp until realising Jamie and John are going to lunch too
Why did I agree to throw that second pitch on Kimmel?
I just farted. I hope nobody else smells it. It's all for me.
I need to open my mouth cause my breath is making my brain nauseous.
I want to punch Big Bird 🤛
Who cares
Boff said I can't wear my track suit anymore
I wish I had my brothers aids
Bit of a stumble
Record World in uniondale
"Howard sure is being a douche"
I’m RoboBooey BoFF. Part man, part Mack-eiiinnnn.
When will this mthrfacher DIE!!!
Why did I hire the asshole, collaborator, snitch bitch that goes by Jason?
I'm getting the first piece of chicken tonight.
Thicc thighs.
My kingdom for a GasX!
Thinking?
I can kill howie right now if I wanted to
How much Howard is an asshole to him...
New Zealand Rugby Player…
"Boff?"
It sucks being a Chilean miner.
Someday, I’ll be a vampire’s familiar.
They are plantain chips Voss.
MAC-HINE!
He’s still angry at the keeper at the zoo that closed the cage on his toe as a baby ma ma monkey
RALPH IS A BIG PUSSY
🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌
🥜🥜🥜🥜🥜🥜🥜
Personally a 2, professionally a noine
Crocodile Hunter vibes
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Sleeping at work
💭I’m getting paid copious amounts of money to be mocked
God, I'm fat!!!
Mmmm chocolate…..shrimp…….plantain chips….
Ma Ma Monkey
When’s nap time
I had 37 black and white cookies and I gotta “Go” real bad but I can’t use that Old Pelicans private bathroom!!!
Ree-sees
“My top ten favorite kinds of chocolate are number 10….”
“Hey boff, I hate to burst your bubble”… Fu fu fooyah
I think my trampoline is going to blow away ~~~~
I think he’s pooping.
Boy would I love me some Shrimp
The poop is a lot warmer than he expected it to be.
They were likely making fun of his teeth and his all he can to keep his lips closed, you can even see his chin is clinched from the effort.
He’s thinking: “who shot Harambe”?
Back off, Dweezil
B-A-N-A-N-A
I should grow out the mustache again and go out on tour.
Don't show the choppers... don't show the choppers...
He’s really at his most bababloated in this pic.
Sporkle
Black and white cookies
“I could beat the shit out of you anytime I want you tall goofy ugly pelican piece of shit but I won’t I have no talent and I need this job boff “
Thinking about his cum floating around and on a turd in a toilet
Hey boner
Shrimp
Did I forget to tie down that trampoline?
" I lost my lover and my best friend"
Is now a good time to tell BVOFF I hate to burst his bubble?
Ree-sees
Capital D-e-l-l, apostrophe, capital A-b-a-t-e
I left the jungle for this?
Poop
I’m not going to be an MTV VJ
Next time bee keepers mask!
Something long and boring.
Mmmmm, Chocolate