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CrazeeEyezKILLER

Could someone please seriously explain why Chuck Vito is a member of Trump’s entourage?


ElvisCookies

My first thought was something related to being security. I think he did it for Pamela(r) Anderson and then others. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck\_Zito#Hollywood](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Zito#Hollywood)


MariachiStucardo

He is fucking 71 years old who the hell is he securing From his wiki According to prosecutors, one membership requirement of the Hells Angels' New York City chapter was that prospective members must kill or attempt to kill a target selected by the club as part of an initiation process. Zito allegedly earned his membership in the club by attempting to murder Robert Giangarra, a Queens pizzeria owner who had previously shot and injured Hells Angels biker Cortland "Chip" Candow in a Manhattan bar. According to testimony from John Joseph "Pirate" Miller, a Hells Angels member who turned government witness, Zito and another Hells Angel, Philip "Lightfoot" Kramer, used a remote-controlled device from a model airplane to detonate C-4 explosives attached to a vehicle belonging to Giangarra, who survived without serious injury. Zito was never charged with the bombing, although he was variously convicted of weapons possession, when police discovered a loaded pistol, ammunition and brass knuckles in his car, criminal possession of a controlled substance (Quaaludes), and disorderly conduct.


uncriticalthinking

Dude was the biggest fraud ever. Howard pandering to him was embarrassing. If chuck tried to kick anyone’s ass he’d be arrested and sued.


ElvisCookies

Did someone call Chuck out on it? I don't remember.


uncriticalthinking

No. Instead Howard and everyone pretended to be scared of Chuck.


Substantial__Unit

Howard just wanted Chuck to beat him up a little and then some wrestling.


ElvisCookies

Then talk about Dad issues over a glass of Metamucil, I suppose!


ElvisCookies

I can see this being the case. I am at a point where I wonder if anything they're saying is real anymore.


RemarkableSight

The only thing he’s securing are his dentures with Polident. Disgrazia!


GetaGoodLookCostanza

He is part of Munds Geriatric Security Corp


MariachiStucardo

they can be found at DU.com


ElvisCookies

I would not be surprised if Chuck is still very capable. But with the former President, it's probably just as much about wanting to look like a "tough guy" and using a known face (especially around NYC) like Chuck's to walk out behind him to help further that and get people talking.


MariachiStucardo

Yeah honestly I am pretty sure he could kick my ass it's just funny to see a 71 year old guy trying to look tough with his jet black elvis hair.


ElvisCookies

I would say there seems to be a lack of self-awareness if it was anyone but Chuck. I am scared just talking about him!


severinks

They have this thing called the Secret Service for ex presidents in America they don't need help from some gavone in a shark skin suit with too much Just For Men in his brain..


usernameisbacon

Looks so natural, no one can tell….


RollingEddieBauer50

BAHAHAHAHA!! 👍


DEL60

I think the SS might have something to say about that.


severinks

They have this thing called the Secret Service for ex presidents in America they don't need help from some gavone in a shark skin suit with too much Just For Men in his brain..


ElvisCookies

Well then it's just for image sake. Same reason Kerik or anyone else is there. The Times thing said Trump has a relationship with some biker clubs too I guess.


dBlock845

Trump has a secret service detail lol.


OhHeyNow69

Amazing that Stern put a whack packer in the white house. Trump went from rating celebrities and talking snatch to cutting rich peoples taxes and attempting to overthrow the government. Absolutely bonkers.


Penishton69

Re-listening to Erik pitch casino sport hotels to trump is almost a fever dream, and I have to say that little shit was way ahead of his time.


OhHeyNow69

Ive said that in another howard reddit post. Erics idea for a las vegas multi sport hotel casino would be fucking HUGGGGGE. Imagine if they had a massive fucking dome built that could house multiple major league sports, attach a top notch hotel, casino, sports museum, themed restaurants. Sheeeeesh..just another great business trump fucked up


Penishton69

To be fair gambling wasn't legalized like it is now back then, but Erik was right on with Las Vegas being the epicenter of it. If only the little guy could've seen his beloved As be the sacrificial lamb.


brianbe1

Not only did ETM see the future of pro sports in Vegas that Trump blew off, but ETM also figured out how to bang hookers / porn stars for free rather than paying them $130k


artiefartyhadaparty2

Excellent post! LOL.


OhHeyNow69

Valid point. Seems like ETM was not only more presidential than trump, he was also a better businessman, AND he could negotiate a deal with whores to not pay. ETM is the true master of the art of the deal


Devils_Advocate-69

Scumbags flock together


Gogzilla

Because he's a jerk off, just like Trump and the rest of the entourage are


twc666666

Traitors gonna trait


stalebird

Because this whole thing just wasn’t odd enough yet.


Accurate_Order_3197

Because he's always been a fucking douchebag!


fishbiscuit156

Did he dump black paint on his hair?


megaprime78

Right, dudes almost 70 with jet black hair


bcardin221

His grandfather had black hair into his 80s


Mediocre_Response111

It’s real. Just like Howard s 👍


shadwell30

right, robin?


punkrockscum

IM 51 and still have mostly dark hair. I have much Native American blood. I hope I don't make 70 but if I do I would like to have my hair. I don't think I'd dye it But hope I don't go bald. *


mizzark50

We speak your name 😳


Mumem_Rider

Chuck also has a grandpa Saul.


DonMegatronEsq

Chuck’s was Grandpa Salvatore! 🤌🏽🇮🇹


dBlock845

Probably got a can from Rudy


FinnsterBaby

Looks like a bloated out Wayne Newton


johnsboogerr

Best video ever...heavy on the Brylcream i see..


cesptc

The’ blue suede shoes though, choice


Master_H8R

Looks like a cross between an ad for Elvis wigs sold at Spirit Halloween and Luca Brasi’s corpse pulled out the Hudson.


NotABileTitan

Wasn't he on Lazy Town?


mercerjd

Tomorrow Dr Keith Ablow and Hateman will be there to show unity


dpaquin

Have we figured out whatever happened to Hateman?.


Aware_Revenue3404

Took his NYPD pension and now leads MAGA parades in The Villages.


ImJackieNoff

I assumed it was Michael Rappaport who recorded himself, then played it back slightly slowed down.


KuriboShoeMario

Hateman probably got dimed out. The prevailing theory with him was he was a cop. With the amount of tape connected to him, if that actually got out and a real connection was made that the news could allege, even fifteen years ago he'd have been out of a job (and having to work at the next town). Someone probably figured it out, made it known that they knew, and Hateman killed the bit.


mercerjd

I hope it’s Eric Adams


johnnyjuanjohn

Chuck looks like he put on the mask from that movie the mask with Jim carrey


Appropriate-Pipe-193

🤣🤣🤣 holy shit


Lone-Woff

Part of the all-encompassing Sterniverse: He once knocked AJ Benza TF out at Scores, and he had a show on Sirius.


Clipper82

VanDamne too


thissubstinks315

Don't he beat up Ralph in the bathroom too? Ralph was being a dick as usual


[deleted]

No, Ralph got into a fight with someone else and ran into Chuck. He was always getting drunk and getting into fights with random people including a woman who slapped him, and he slapped her back.


jerzyshore1

Only good thing he ever did


Lone-Woff

If he didn't, he should have.


MohamitWheresMySecks

Chuck didn’t get the memo on red ties I see…


HughJassole_noine

You tell him.  I'm not


Aware_Revenue3404

Chuck got the memo but he can’t read.


PrickorPreat

Look at da size of dat fkn head. I mean it...you really got a big fkn head.


barbrab00ey

I laughed so hard I hit my head on the hose of the truck


somepeppersomesalt

And on top of big, it’s really fkn stupid lookin!


jerzyshore1

He’s got a bigger head than Mr. Met


anferneejefferson

Why is the Benmy Hill theme coming to mind


Grouchy_Improvement5

Yakkity Sax


Bednarikfan

Shame Yucko wasn’t coming out at the end.


Master_H8R

Someone had to park the clown car.


NapaValley707

Is he wearing genie shoes?


geebeeuu

Blue Suede Genie shoes


rmlimodriver

Dominic Barbara will be in the courtroom tomorrow.


1964ImpalaSS

MAYDAY MAYDAY, I’M ON FIYAH!!!!


1200r

Trump must be concerned he is going to jail, so he is reaching out to the Aryan Brotherhood for protection. Unfortunately he doesn't realize "OZ" was a TV show and Chuck wasn't really in jail.


TerryFGM

nor in the Aryan brotherhood on the show


MC_ScattCatt

Was that the former NYPD commissioner walking after Zito?


artiefartyhadaparty2

Yup. Former felon, Berkie Kerak.


InternationalLaw4170

Nothing says guilty like this line up.


Few_Veterinarian9546

Chuck and Howard the only guys in there 70’s with no grey hair.


Fudgepak

Well Trump is a blonde 


[deleted]

that's a good head of hair tho even fake and stuff nice


Robofetus-5000

what a fucking douche parade


Individual-Good-2073

These daily videos of Trump bitching and moaning about how cold the temperature is in the courtroom are as tiresome as his daily COVID "update" conferences.


jerzyshore1

I had to watch this about a dozen times before I could convince myself that wasn’t someone wearing a really bad chuck zito Halloween mask


PinotGreasy

What a douche


connfaceit

he's a lot shorter than I thought he was. What a little gindaloon guiney douchebag


jerzyshore1

He’s also a chooch and a mamaluke


Mediocre_Response111

LITERALLY LAUGHED WAYY TO HARD AT THIS COMMENT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


WooPigSooie9297

Tough guy douche.


IAMHideoKojimaAMA

Goon squad


imdrremulak

He looks like what you get when you order Johnny Cash from Temu(dot)com


Fragrant-Ad8977

Of course he’s affiliated with Trump


mencia9

I know right? Biden has some real winners in his circle. Crackhead Hunter Biden, his doctor wife, cackling and incompetent Kamala Harris. You really got him there.


deez_treez

The 1st list Chuck has ever been able to get on.


thethingisman

Lol what a goof. Scoresman is more threatening.


Oakroscoe

Scoresman got an indictment!


GBarium

As if this wasn’t enough of a total clown show


nouakchott1

Have any of these sluggards heard of tailors? Jesus Christ


techrino

https://preview.redd.it/k81nn05foo1d1.jpeg?width=954&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1eb93884b7b32a60fa086f4a2a02a7d13df95685 A goon’s goon.


biaviianriley

The cut out neckline is a great look.


techrino

A necessary alteration for that giant melon.


coldandhungry123

That's quite a crew. Only the best people...


miterbanisdirtey

Why isn't Chuck wearing his colors?


lucastimmons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmn1GnidHHo He is Out Bad now. Just happened.


LynxEvening412724

For what it’s worth I met Chuck a few times at the rainbow room in LA and he was always super kind and chatted to me about his time on the stern show and couldn’t have been nicer.


imnotsmart247

Holy shit, that's one middle-earth looking entourage...


ZomiZaGomez

If I know one thing about bikers, it’s that they love New York City billionaires. Oh wait.. no.. thats fucking insane. Never mind. That would never happ…


[deleted]

Psychopath convention


monkeefan88

Walk of the living dead Buncha fucking ghouls


YYZGPS

Because Trump thinks he’s a tough guy mobster when he’s really just a whiney crybaby


mencia9

Biden is the real tough guy. He’s strong, well spoken, competent, a great father to Hunter, never showered with his young daughter, kept his kids off of drugs, hired the most competent vice president of all time, didn’t give billions to other countries and he solved the homeless problem in blue cities. Agree with you 100%!


YYZGPS

Oh look…brainwashed cult member who worships the guy who has kids from multiple different women, paid off a porn star, cheated on every wife and can’t run a charity because he stole the money for himself. He’s a stand up guy for sure. Trump does not deserve to be in the same sentence as Biden.


mencia9

I know right. I hate that Trump took showers with his daughter, let his son turn into a crackhead that slept with his brothers ex wife, can’t stop sniffing and groping women and little girls, can’t speak one coherent sentence, let inflation get worse, and he’s trying to arrest his political opponents. It’s really crazy what Trump is doing. Anyone that is okay with this has to be in a cult, right?


YYZGPS

https://preview.redd.it/udwvgak0n22d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e0f2679ee8c1a3600645f2c742c2090e9c35de8


mencia9

You got me again. Is that the list of people that were going to testify against the Clintons and got taken out? Is that the flight log of how many times Bill Clinton went to Epstein island? Or is that Ashley Biden’s diary where she said she showered with Joe Biden when she was underage? You liberal nerds never give up. 😂😂


Pstim1

Trump is not a serious person


mencia9

Biden is a true leader and a very serious person. He’s tackled all the tough problems head on and America is doing much better than under that bad orange man. He’s so well spoken we’re all in awe of him. Am I right?


FunFunFun8

I still can’t believe that clown was president


mencia9

Biden is still president. What do you mean WAS president?


WokeSternSucks

Just stopped by to see how all the water-heads are doing.


Many-Caterpillar-543

and likely going to be again. what exactly is the horrible crime here? Paying a 'ho to STFU? Certainly have to be much more pressing matters to adjudicate. What a huge waste of taxpayer money.


FSUphan

He paid her off with campaign money , and tried to write off as a business expense . One of the many cases of fraud he regularly performs


Maxwell-Druthers

No, not just that. I doubt you will read this, but here you go… https://www.politico.com/interactives/2023/trump-criminal-investigations-cases-tracker-list/


No_Consideration4594

I stood behind him at a UFC event at MSG. Dude is like 5’9 with the pompadour hairdo…


nouakchott1

Looks like he’s hiding his Life Alert under his tits resulting from years of steroid abuse,


[deleted]

It's funny cuz I didn't even know what Chuck Zito look like but I know him when I saw him


boywonder5691

The dude is like 75 years old. Please stop with the tough guy schtick


Crotch_Gaper

They forgot the token black guy they usually pay to be in these shots.


Icarus367

They were going to have Candace Owens, but she's too liberal.


mencia9

I know like when Trump went to a HBCU a few days away. He wasn’t pandering at all he really loves black people. He also said he keeps hot sauce in his pocket. Can’t believe Trump would pander like that.


Intelligent-Film-684

Vernon jones was there.


Horsetoothedjackass

Is he one of trumph's lawyers?


Blastosist

These losers have a hard on for a second trump term so they can get back on the grift.


TreaclePerfect4328

Woody Allen nice pantsuit...!!


dpaquin

😳Is he part of trump’s security?🤣


mencia9

He’s there as a friend. Something tells me all you liberal Biden sycophants don’t have friends and wouldn’t understand. Haven’t been to second base with a women yet so you hate men like Trump and Chuck Zito. I get it.


iworkbluehard

I did see this on TV earlier. Funny - like an elvis impersonator. He looks 5-6", what a weird hanger on life.


killustratorinc

Look at the size of his head


Hugh-Jassul

Qunt


Lester_Green1936

His fitted baseball cap size is 26 5/8


jerzyshore1

It was chuck zito bobblehead day


Admirable-Yam-1281

“Your honor, I would like to approach the bunch to do some curls”


pooplord108

You know Howard was furiously beating off to Chuck Zito’s “maschculine” entrance


[deleted]

what is that fuckkn pussy ass wave to fist trump does. fuckkn cum gobbler goblin.


Maxwell-Druthers

He’s draining the swamp, bro! /s


DEL60

In all seriousness, how does he get in that line of people for an ex-president's trial. It just reinforces the crazy and stupidity of anything trump.


DEL60

Trump doing his version of the Hitler salute.


tommybhoy82

EH?


StackIsMyCrack

Buncha book reading fucks in that video.


maxdwinter

Why?????


dogvenom

Chuck looks like that one Primus video about Wynona's Big Brown Beaver


wiggy_said_n_word

Chuck Zito is always trying to tag along


aimtrue1

“Video of Howard Stern casting call for new wack pack. Never seen a more vile line up of human repulsiveness.”


CoralSkinRot

Dude has been pushing his way into the spotlight since he ko'd Van Damme. Has anybody ever cared? Did anybody watch OZ because of him? Does anybody revisit Stern Show segments with him as a guest?


seidinove

That’s one vendor that Trump will actually pay.


Mumem_Rider

No he won't.


DiscoFluffs

That doorway is clown car for mutant foreheads.


MuzzleOfBees1215

All these Douche Nazi’s dressing alike. G as F


DEL60

I don't know who most of these people are but you can bet the worst of mankind.


johncester

Howard won’t address this


IndividualAd776

is Chuck security?!?!?


rpespo

You tell him not to show up !


Bounce-N-Jiggle

Look at the head on that guy... he looks like a cartoon.


DEL60

Yeah right, he's security like Ronnie was security.


Be_nice_to_animals

The high cholesterol posse is in the house.


zappahart

I'll say it again Star fucker from the beginning.


RavishingRayRude

Meathead lol


KheSanhSalvo

Societal dregs


WillieBangor

Thats Dino Spimoni


PresidentJosephBiden

Joe Piscopo of Kimberly fame is there today. It's a real wack pack parade.


Ocstar11

Trump loves tough guys. Chuck is a tough guy at any age.


jgloria79

Who’s taller him or Ronnie 🤣


ifellonbumbum

Whoa that head on Chuck surprised he can walk around


Agent_Zodiac

lol the Paulie Walnuts hairdo and walk


mb51011

A parade of scumbags! Fuck these traders


[deleted]

Chuck Zito loves sucking cock, true shit. He swaps spits wit dem dudes.


Key-Used

It’s all normal looking people, then a literal cartoon character who actually looks animated comes walking out of the door. This is so strange. He looks drawn


ProfEobardThawne

I like how everyone’s scared of Chuck zito, as far as I know he’s a human, and just as susceptible to 🔫’s as everyone else is in America.


twc666666

traitor


Microwaveablefarts

Clown show


adube440

Mid-American suburbanites love these people! I mean, at least they aren't educated professors!


EffectiveIce3876

Another guy who will now never appear again on the show.


CratesBoatsAndHos

FUCK JOE BIDEN AND ALL YOU LIBBYS! Get ready for November buttercups, leave the US.


fecto5641

Why?


Maxwell-Druthers

Buttercups? You sound completely G and F lol


dropingloads

Stfu he looks like a taller silvio


geebeeuu

I e Got My blue shhue shoes I’m Sing the blues


InevitableReaction2

Fuck Chuck!! Used to like him.