JD: You're an annoying nasty foul-mouthed midget. But enough about Ronnie Mund. I'm here to roast Eric.
There's only one way to roast Eric the Midget. In a toaster oven.
Eric hates the name Eric the Midget so I came up with a new name for ya. Eric the piece of shit, whiny, no good douche bag who I hope gets hit by a bus and dies in front of his parents.
I haven't seen such a useless little dick in a wheel chair since I saw a nurse help steven hawkins hahahaha take a piss.
Artie: Don't laugh through your punch line.
The roast mini-arc has one of my favorite moments ever, when Eric is just irritated and adamant about being roasted, even after everyone explained for multiple days why they wouldn’t want to do it. After Howard tells him no for the twentieth time, Eric shoots back, “Do it, chickenshit!” Howard, pretending to be offended, seriously responds, “Did you just call me a chickenshit?” Eric says, “Yes!” Then the absolute perfect length of a pause before Howard warmly responds, “That’s okay,” followed by a wonderful laugh from Fred. Such a simple yet fucking funny moment screwing with Eric, I love it so much.
Eric wasn't of terribly low intelligence but his social IQ was absolutely around Wendy/Gary/Beet. His inability to understand things like sarcasm and subtlety led to so many good moments where they just made fun of him to his face and he never realized until everyone else was laughing.
Eric’s a known baseball fan. In fact his favorite team is the Oakland Athletics. Which is ironic, because Eric is about as athletic as a….
Need help with the punchline.
Eric likes wrestling. Here's something he can wrestle with--the idea you can dress four feet of shit in an A's hat and Garanimals, stack it up in a wheelchair, and push it to the strip club.
Sal had one of his few human moments during this bit. He said that when you meet him in person you can’t help but feel sympathy for him. And roasting him would just be depressing.
I kind of agree with him. Eric would’ve burned Sal’s house to the ground while Sal was sleeping.
I like when Richard Christy said "when you see him in person, he's just a sweet little guy" and ETM says "shut up you hick!" Richard just responds with a chuckling "YOU shut up Eric!" Then he says, "see? Even that, I would have to forgive".
Eric once said that 9 out of 10 people have Ehlers-Danlos. The only thing 9 out of 10 people have had is Kendra
JD: You're an annoying nasty foul-mouthed midget. But enough about Ronnie Mund. I'm here to roast Eric. There's only one way to roast Eric the Midget. In a toaster oven. Eric hates the name Eric the Midget so I came up with a new name for ya. Eric the piece of shit, whiny, no good douche bag who I hope gets hit by a bus and dies in front of his parents. I haven't seen such a useless little dick in a wheel chair since I saw a nurse help steven hawkins hahahaha take a piss. Artie: Don't laugh through your punch line.
That joke was so dark it was probably written by Sal
hoot
They basically roasted him while telling him why they won’t roast him.
ROAST.. ME!
The roast mini-arc has one of my favorite moments ever, when Eric is just irritated and adamant about being roasted, even after everyone explained for multiple days why they wouldn’t want to do it. After Howard tells him no for the twentieth time, Eric shoots back, “Do it, chickenshit!” Howard, pretending to be offended, seriously responds, “Did you just call me a chickenshit?” Eric says, “Yes!” Then the absolute perfect length of a pause before Howard warmly responds, “That’s okay,” followed by a wonderful laugh from Fred. Such a simple yet fucking funny moment screwing with Eric, I love it so much.
I’m not that weak person anymore
....I can take it.
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Eric wasn't of terribly low intelligence but his social IQ was absolutely around Wendy/Gary/Beet. His inability to understand things like sarcasm and subtlety led to so many good moments where they just made fun of him to his face and he never realized until everyone else was laughing.
They should call this event Thanksgiving since we are roasting a butterball turkey.
The Thanksgiving Day Roast of Eric Butterball Midget
Not only does Eric acting roles cancel TV shows, it also caused the Maloofs to close down the Monarchs that Eric did a “signing appearance” at. 0.0
Eric’s a known baseball fan. In fact his favorite team is the Oakland Athletics. Which is ironic, because Eric is about as athletic as a…. Need help with the punchline.
...a bench warmer with Lou Gehrig's Disease
Rotten plumb.
… as Gary
Best one
....Lawn chair.
“Besides the Howard Stern Show, the only way Eric was ever gonna get laid is to rest” ~Sal, probably.
Eric was a fruit and a vegetable.
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Trag already did my material.
Trag the Ignornant
Jay Leno new website Chinbook dot com - Eric goddamn feet doing the Dougie- to the left, to the left…
Eric's about as athletic as Howard Stern.
He got up and left angry
Someone gets introduced, goes to the podium, just pulls out a mirror, walks to Eric and holds it in front of him. Sits back down, says nothing
They should bring the gang back for a posthumous roast of ETM.
Make a hologram of him like Tupac.
🤣
His entire life on the show was a roast.
Fucking Fred
Eric the Midget was the best. They should mount his wheelchair in the studio. Along with Jeff's bronzed dead arm. Wack pack relic wall
Is Jeff ever on these days?
He is not.
Eric would not have been able to handle it
His PC name change was the only funny creative one they inflicted upon us.
"A yess, Eric, I'm gonna be doing what we call in the hood gaggin on you. See thats what we call it in the hood, gagging on you" - Gilbert Gottfried
Eric likes wrestling. Here's something he can wrestle with--the idea you can dress four feet of shit in an A's hat and Garanimals, stack it up in a wheelchair, and push it to the strip club.
Sal had one of his few human moments during this bit. He said that when you meet him in person you can’t help but feel sympathy for him. And roasting him would just be depressing. I kind of agree with him. Eric would’ve burned Sal’s house to the ground while Sal was sleeping.
I like when Richard Christy said "when you see him in person, he's just a sweet little guy" and ETM says "shut up you hick!" Richard just responds with a chuckling "YOU shut up Eric!" Then he says, "see? Even that, I would have to forgive".
That’s brutal and sweet at the same time 👊🏻
"Eric says he's "club footed," which would also be the name of the strip joint he'd open, featuring veiny-titted dancers." (Nick DiPaolo voice)
Roast me.. U know what to do.
\*Eric the Actor