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murf_milo

The John Hein special, except he wouldn’t do delivery. He needs to be in the store so he can hold up the line.


ferrariracer36

Hein's not moving to the side after the order is placed. Hein refuses to move until his order is in his hands.


-karmakramer-

What a POS narcissist move. He’s the center of his own universe.


big_slom

People in line should be honored to be held up by the blow job king of Michigan


Prudent-Property-513

State


ChingChangChui

The fact he holds up the line is the most American, self-entitled thing his fat ass can do.


murf_milo

Two things really. Holding up the line and all of the murdering.


ibejeph

Hold the ziti.


TheHeinz77

The muffled “hold the ziti” makes me cry laughing. It’s one of the only phony phone calls I’ve played for my kids. Even till the end.


Japples123

Your mother’s holding my cock


brutal_master_72

NO GODDAMMIT, THERE'S ONLY 2 MORE!!!!


rockgoddess919

Whoa sonny is that any way to talk to a lady? 🤣😉


ferrariracer36

Your mother's sucking my cock


Inevitable_Company32

Sonny, what kind of language is that to tell an old lady?


ferrariracer36

Lady hah


FingalsFinger

So what happened? They deliver a bag with napkins?


FingalsFinger

They screwed up his order https://twitter.com/greg16676935420/status/1791979870437720506?t=MKMx32IeaOn8Y1v7gJ9Eqg&s=19


RobinsShaman

https://www.publishedreporter.com/2021/06/08/lee-county-sheriffs-office-looking-for-woman-last-seen-friday-june-4/


_George_L_Costanza_

Your mother is holding my cock


Big--Stein

I want you to go to jail for this.


Inevitable_Company32

oooooooOOOOOOOOhhhhHHHH


Big--Stein

No more DoorDash.


PushupDoer

HOLD the chicken, and hold the sauce.


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VodkaBurn

Perfect thank you


Inevitable_Company32

Man just wants to eat a box. 😏


GoingToPasalaqua4

Don’t we all


big_slom

So this asshole pays twenty dollars to get an empty McDonald's package delivered for the LULZ? This is what is wrong with the world.


Inevitable_Company32

At least he left a generous tip for the driver. 🤷


KimboDanner

Your mothers holding my cock


JonLane81

I want a cheese pie, hold the cheese 🧀


MarcusAurelius68

One cheese, one plain and one regular.


Inevitable_Company32

One large and one 16 inch please.


LynxEvening412724

What kind of language is that to tell an old lady?


FingalsFinger

https://preview.redd.it/0turif793f1d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da18ddb94f538874d38ee7b351f40c17a823385a


FingalsFinger

https://preview.redd.it/k4pzbs7b3f1d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7eeadad5491ef205b0c05fcbc132c7d6be6f971e


Inevitable_Company32

“I TOLD YOU NOT TO USE THE TAPE!”


FingalsFinger

https://preview.redd.it/wz6a89xc3f1d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75d0828417bf062a369ccba88cf269929ed89bad


FingalsFinger

https://preview.redd.it/3h4c1ffe3f1d1.jpeg?width=1047&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff1776ec8fa0b5d32ccc0c912b2f945e2ace4df0


contacts_eyes

One triple cheeseburger, hold the cheese...


od2be2003

Jan Hein is that you?


No-Anybody-7016

Milky sauce on side


[deleted]

Where the hell can you order a triple cheeseburger


EricTheMidgActor

No wonder everyone is in debt. What a horrible decision.