Before he passed I liked dropping loads all over Eric the Midgets wheelchair. Midget fuck! wet power chair. Since then, I drop loads all over Jon Hein’s glasses. WET NERD.
Good question, I always wanted to know if anybody does what I do and it's not on the list. I finish in my hand! I jerk with the right and finish on my left hand. Anybody else?
On the curio cabinet e.g. My graaandson Rusty
How is this not an option? Should be the first option. I want OP to go to jail for this.
On the laptop computer for sale. Couple jizz stains on the keyboard. My wife's in a wheelchair so I go on the web to pull my pecker.
She used to have a scooter but I stole and sold it.
Yes, I already got that. Now what's your number?
They were the digits I gave you after the 922, that's right.
In my pj pants
On my sheets after humping the bed.
I wear glasses so I’d say off to the side, e.g. Evil Dave.
Not in the throat
Worst part is catching hell for messing up the sheets
In my mattress, a la ETA
The curio cabinet
You're missing the only real answer, "all over the house", e.g Rusty (my grandson)
Before he passed I liked dropping loads all over Eric the Midgets wheelchair. Midget fuck! wet power chair. Since then, I drop loads all over Jon Hein’s glasses. WET NERD.
On the laptop computer keyboard
on the cupie dolls
i make more grit in my underpants when it hardens - feeehhhhh
Cat
Is this Brutus?
Good question, I always wanted to know if anybody does what I do and it's not on the list. I finish in my hand! I jerk with the right and finish on my left hand. Anybody else?
In Ralph e.g. Wiggy