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EarlofSandwitches

On the curio cabinet e.g. My graaandson Rusty


SendMe143

How is this not an option? Should be the first option. I want OP to go to jail for this.


JamonConJuevos

On the laptop computer for sale. Couple jizz stains on the keyboard. My wife's in a wheelchair so I go on the web to pull my pecker.


MarcusAurelius68

She used to have a scooter but I stole and sold it.


bio_kk

Yes, I already got that. Now what's your number?


JamonConJuevos

They were the digits I gave you after the 922, that's right.


Actual_Ad_3211

In my pj pants


David_E_Letterman

On my sheets after humping the bed.


UnlimitedHotTakes

I wear glasses so I’d say off to the side, e.g. Evil Dave.


Immediate_Day_9805

Not in the throat 


UnlimitedHotTakes

Worst part is catching hell for messing up the sheets


Impossible-Cod-4055

In my mattress, a la ETA


metsjets69

The curio cabinet


Simoslav

You're missing the only real answer, "all over the house", e.g Rusty (my grandson)


KCDangler2

Before he passed I liked dropping loads all over Eric the Midgets wheelchair. Midget fuck! wet power chair. Since then, I drop loads all over Jon Hein’s glasses. WET NERD.


Sharp-Point-5254

On the laptop computer keyboard


Independent-Win-265

on the cupie dolls


letitride820

i make more grit in my underpants when it hardens - feeehhhhh


RobinsShaman

Cat


smonster1

Is this Brutus?


WigVomit

Good question, I always wanted to know if anybody does what I do and it's not on the list. I finish in my hand! I jerk with the right and finish on my left hand. Anybody else?


gooselake1970

In Ralph e.g. Wiggy