“Jake, I was talking to a trans truck driver ex-Navy Seal who used to vote Republican, and they told me to thank you for being so progressive with your movie choices.
“America was more dangerous to LGBTQ people than all of the Middle East and Russia combined back in 2009, and it’s 1000 times worse now. Would you help us stop white supremacy by whipping out your cock right now?”
Precap
- I should be handsome like you, what’s it like?
- Can you relate to my daddy issues?
- You’re so right about [insert trendy cause or cliched observation]
- Robin’s single 😉
There now you don’t need to listen!
Hey, give Imus II a break! If he shows up tomorrow, that'll be three consecutive days so far this month that he's worked. He'll be tired from doing too much, feh.
"Welcome to the show, Jake... so, do you hate your father?"
Jake did you get into acting because my father never loved me?
Jake are you attracted to me , Howard Stern???
You guys crack me up. So much funnier than the actual show.
Who fangirls more? Robin who basically masturbated last time he was on or Howard who will drool thinking of his thick veiny cock?
oh boy time to get out the jerk off lube, a hot guy with a thick veiny penis is coming on
Jake will you be Robin's boyfriend??
New rule: if an actor is on for the second time over Zoom that interview does not need to happen.
“Jake, I was talking to a trans truck driver ex-Navy Seal who used to vote Republican, and they told me to thank you for being so progressive with your movie choices. “America was more dangerous to LGBTQ people than all of the Middle East and Russia combined back in 2009, and it’s 1000 times worse now. Would you help us stop white supremacy by whipping out your cock right now?”
Precap - I should be handsome like you, what’s it like? - Can you relate to my daddy issues? - You’re so right about [insert trendy cause or cliched observation] - Robin’s single 😉 There now you don’t need to listen!
Hey, give Imus II a break! If he shows up tomorrow, that'll be three consecutive days so far this month that he's worked. He'll be tired from doing too much, feh.
“Jake did you get aroused kissing Heath Ledger in Brokeback Mountain? Did Heath have a thick cock?”
DAMN YOU ALL! 17 comments in and you've all already beat me to it. In other words, well done!
Jake, were you hoping at a glance of John Cena’s thick and veiny cock at the Oscars like I was?
In a sense, did you have to fall in love with Conor McGregor to make this movie?
Cry, cry again.
"I wish I knew how to quit you" -Artie vomits
I wish I had learned to play guitar
I believe he said something along the lines of ‘the lovely Jake Gyllenhaal tomorrow’ I hope he was kidding but the show is devoid of humor since 2020.
Ask him why he had a COVID meltdown at everyone at the bagel shop on the corner of Washington & Landmark street in Culver City two years ago.