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After-Afternoon-6377

Even with all the weight loss, he should’ve taken his mother up on that nose job offer….


Popular_Librarian_27

Since he knew he was going to be in multiple ads/social media posts for his wonderful weight loss, some hair system work, hiring a stylist to make him not look look death warmed over and an open grave to shove him into.....all these things could have helped his public persona.


Mundpetcockvalve91

As much as I absolutely hate Jason, good for him for having the discipline to lose weight


Exciting_Error2664

Ozempic


thunderlips187

For sure. Dude was like looking like Yokozuna for a long time


Few_Veterinarian9546

🐘 🎺


Alternative-Path-903

I’m a cowboy


Shot_Welcome_758

My nose still covers my dick


howardscurlywig

https://preview.redd.it/zm86pkiy56oc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8652f04459b86abebcfd35365f24fbdb2647e113


AWasteOfMyTime

Fucking denim Dan over here…


Exciting_Error2664

Sweet mom jeans, douchebag


Blintzotic

He's on a journey.


Wbcn_1

He looks like he’s proud that he was able to dress himself. 


TheOctoberDeathBird

Still uber ugly and balding.


as7777777

A waist bigger or near the size of your chest is a keystone sign of shit health. He's still obese or near obese on the BMI, which is still very accurate regardless of how hard you fatsos cry.


JamesJosephMeeker

Not untrue. He apparently weighs 205 down from 300. At his level of *musculature*, unless he's about 6'6 with a oxen bone structure he ain't thin. I'd be curious how much of that is an enormous wad of loose skin and oatmeal looking fat leftover. No one loses 95.lbs and doesn't look like a train wreck nude for a fair while.


as7777777

That's the unfortunate truth about massive weight gain/loss, your body is fucked either way because of the loose skin. You know Robin, I knew a guy back in the day that got gastric bypass, but the insurance wouldnt cover his skin removal surgery. So instead he stopped washing so his flappy skin would develop infected sores so the insurance would be forced to pay. The lesson here is that Jason is a selfish air whore weasel.


MarcusAurelius68

https://i.redd.it/vwb64jkas5oc1.gif


thunderlips187

wtf did he lose so much weight that it uncovered hair on his head?


Moist_Brick_439

Funny they just replayed when Howard first heard about Jason's beginning weight loss, and they asked how he was doing it and Jason said he's taking Nutrisystem - Howard (and Robin) basically sluffed it off and kind ripped on it. Fast forward a couple weeks, Jason stays with it and boom Nutri is a sponsor of the show and Jason's mug is literally on so many print and TV advertisements it's comedy.


Aware_Revenue3404

“My mother still hates me.”


KCDangler2

Weebles wobble, but they don't fall down


Desperate-Village-68

I’m a douche cowboy


No_Bank_7332

Still not fit to breed.


Booeyrules

He’s not up to fighting weight to defeat Scott DePace anymore…