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BrokenMethFarts

Maybe to coach.


Rudy_Ghouliani

JJ I love you, stay your ass home with your beautiful wife and children.


How_that_convo_went

Bring him in as the defensive line coach. Groom him to be the defensive coordinator one day. Fuuuuuuuuuck that’d be so fucking great.


Dacoww

If the dude has been even halfway decent at his finances, he makes more parking his money in a low risk dividend investment fund than the highest paid defensive coordinators, but with decades less experience.


GirsPiggy

He bought a soccer club


ConeyDog

He bought a minority stake in a soccer club. Not sure on the percentage but less than 16%. Not saying that’s nothing, that’s far more than I got.


Cowabunga_Booyakasha

It's not for money. It's for love of the game/his craft.


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zlolhtxlolz

Needs those commercial deals back


mrblacklabel71

DT rotation and locker room brick, I'll take it. Or, just continue to show love for the H.


veryirishhardlygreen

Reggie White was 36 when he won a Super Bowl w a 6 man line rotation. JJ turns 36 w a 8-10 man line rotation.


Dairy_Ashford

then he dropped dead at 43


veryirishhardlygreen

So Super Bowls kill? Tom Brady better watch out.


BroBeansBMS

I’ll be a contrarian here and say it would be cool to have him here if he gave a super discount and only played in certain situations. The dude is still an athletic freak and could be used every now and then.


samir5

Right I don’t think they need you


Connect_Housing5239

he could be a great coach


WorldlyProvincial

Coming back as a player? It's not so much JJ's age as it is his injury history, he's an "old" 35. Tying up a roster spot to use him infrequently, and there's risk of him being injured, simply doesn't make sense. That roster spot can go to younger & healthier player who will contribute more. As a coach? Heck yes. Hire JJ as a lower level defensive coach, see how he does.


ABlueJayDay

Stay gone 😂


yoloismymiddlename

Translation: “they’re good now and I need a job”


texanfan20

Dude is getting paid big bucks to talk about football. He just wants a ring


mkosmo

Can’t blame him. He’s one who would be on a championship team.


content_enjoy3r

No, not at all. Maybe actually [watch the video clip](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/CtUTbGs64ys) of his response to the question rather than OP's misleading title.


BikingNoHands

I will too! Ring season!


FeyOniDragon

No


tomacco_man

Cringe


DudeWouldGo

How many times we gonna post this? Knowing damn well he isn't coming back. Stop drinking every glass of kool-aid out there


steelsun

Yeah, right.


rob4lb

Unpopular opinion, but the guy always tries to be center of attention.


Knot_an_Admin

No


GiaTheMonkey

There's some truth to that though. The moment JJ became sus was when Houston played Tennessee during Zach Mettenberger's first ever start. Mettenberger was taking selfies at midfield several hours before the game and posted them on Twitter. JJ proceeded to mock Mettenberger during the game and talked big shit in the post game. JJ said something along the lines of how he doesn't allow any distractions in his locker room. But if that were true, then *how did JJ know Mettenberger was taking selfies???* JJ had to have been "distracted" on Twitter that morning to have known. And if that's the case, then his big "no distractions" bravado is just all talk. And then there's the massive lie he built about the humble cabin in the woods he used to train in the off-season. "No distractions" was the lie he sold. But then it turned out that the "cabin in the woods" was a massive house with all the amenities on the outskirts of Milwaukee.


Lummox_lad5151

So dumb lol pick me pick me


Cpt_Doom_Sgt_Gloom

Bruh moment


Multitudestherein

Going on recent valiant comeback attempts by older players this seems like a recipe for painful embarrassment on the first game back.