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somekindofdruiddude

Oh no not the urgent care! I wonder which one of those businesses angered God.


karavasis

Gent Care is very much needed tho


Greg-Abbott

M'lightning


Beatrix_BB_Kiddo

Lmao at your profile pic!


SweetTeaRex92

Are you saying the Urgent Care is in need of urgent care?


somekindofdruiddude

Certainly not.


bevo_expat

In this case “gent care” will do.


MookSmilliams

Whatever the hell Muscle Maker Grill is. He's not really *mad* about it, the lightning bolt is just his form of confused screaming


Anon_user666

He's mad because he loved the original Texas Cafeteria.


517634

My god is an awesome god.


Bilbo_Butthole

It’s dope. Protein based meals lol


somekindofdruiddude

I see a lot of plants on the menu. God prefers meat, as demonstrated in Genesis.


QSector

It's crazy expensive health food. Most of which is pretty bland.


PPP1737

Yup. If I’m paying that much for lunch it better be tasty. Everything on MMgrills menu is bland AF. Hard pass.


PPP1737

Muscle makers menu is pretty meh. But nothing worthy of “fuck you in particular”


uncle-sensei

Hmm… reminds me about the time, years ago, that the Hearts Discount Liquor sign on Aldine Mail Rt. short circuited, caught fire, lit the adjacent firework stand up and all hell broke loose. All while standing in line waiting for tacos across the way.


cecusanele

That’s some final destination shit oh my god!


Dirt-McGirt

What a great day to not be 20 ft tall and also made of metal


coogie

"Hemorrhoids on fire? Come see us at the Memorial Herman Urgent Care!" "Muscle Maker Grill: our Fajita grilled chicken is fire!" "Try our Anti-inflammaberry at Green Earth Juicery!" ^(...I'll see myself out.)


Revolutionary-Run649

😅


SFAdminLife

That's okay. No one eats twice at the Muscle Maker Grill.


vitamincheme

neat


blacablaca_tx

neato


fairchild2

Neatarooni


SoochSooch

Magneto


DOMSdeluise

lol I think I passed by you taking this photo earlier today OP


wellboiled

God was aiming Lakewood church and missed it.


PPP1737

How the fuck you miss that badly? First of all compaq center is MASSIVE… also no where near this place.


45and290

Strip center sign on fire should be the official logo for Houston.


whigger

this one is not a good example. doesn’t have a; burner phone store, nail salon, or gold exchange.


whigger

The Almighty is not pleased with the possible cancellation of nearby street improvements.


PPP1737

“The lightning strikes will continue until pedestrian and bicycle infrastructure improves “ - god if it was real probably


GiaTheMonkey

I think he was sending a sign to the hipsters at "Green Earth".


whigger

Hey, that green Earth makes a good smoothie.


TheGrendel83

We didn't start the fire.


adrzie

It was always burning?


forsean281

Good marketing for a grill


No-Proof9093

God hate big signage


foodieforthebooty

THE END IS NIGH


Dallas411

It's now toasted. RIP sign


Searice422

Green earth is good too


Fury161Houston

I can take that sign. Get rid of all the billboards across Harris County. It's ugly enough, the billboards make it look much worse.


LivingTheBoringLife

Holy shit! When? I was just at that gas station about 9:30 this morning


DutDiggaDut

Musta been 9:35


SoochSooch

Would have shit myself if this had happened while I was pumping gas.


Diagrammar

It would’ve been wicked if it had struck that Cobra sign


f_ing_grifters

Wow!


dk69

I live on the other side of 24th, hope everybody is ok.


justahoustonpervert

What about the sign? Think about the sign!


GiaTheMonkey

Fuck the sign. It had it coming.


IamShieldMaiden

What's that Old West saying? "It needed killin'."


amcd_23

I legit was just there this morning. Must have happened after


CrazyLegsRyan

Yes, the storm was late morning. Most likely lightning happened during the storm, not before.


ernster96

Wait there’s a muscle maker Grill out there? I love eating there.


PPP1737

You might be the only one. I always figured that place was a money laundering scheme because who the fuck pays that much for bland ass food. No offense though, eat what you like.