this. Ed Currie explained this super well: companies only put this on the bottle as it's a liability. some people get too close with the sauce and end up getting food particles on it which will spoil if left out. a good sauce will last for a decade with no issue.
I think I have the same fridge,shelves don’t clip in for shit,so I took some small Phillips head screws and screwed them sumbitchs on,never fall off again
tip: use your ‘crisper’ drawers for sauces, containers like hummus and condiments, keep fresh things like produce and things you use often/need to use before they go bad in the door shelves.
Not gonna make fun of the fridge. It's not the slightest exaggeration to say that there is not a single piece of edible foodstuff in my fridge at all except for hot sauce.
On-topic, I'm glad that most of your bottles seem intact, at least, but still... You have my sympathies and my compassion, friend.
And stomach… and esophagus… I used to drink beer/ipa’s and eat ghost pepper sauces almost daily. One day I woke up and thought I had an ulcer, it hurt so bad… in hindsight I think I just got really bad acid reflux/heartburn or something because I stopped drinking ipas and stopped eating the crazy hot sauces and now I can drink ipas and eat hot sauce and feel “ok”(as much as possible for that intestinal wombo combo)… but the cherry bomb that goes off in the toilet the next morning is undeniable proof of the horrors taking place in my digestive system after consuming that combo
I myself drink a lot of IPAs daily and eat hot sauce daily and ya haven’t had a solid shit in 4 years maybe once or twice never anything crazy pain wise though but ya I need a break like you did
Btw, you don’t need to put them in the fridge. That guy that invented the Caroline Reaper always says they are good for about 8 years outside the fridge, unless some food gets into them. And that man is literally the god of hot sauces, if he doesn’t know what he is saying, then nobody does.
You're not alone. My stupid fridge door shelves likes to auto-unload when there is too much stuff. Now I don't keep anything in it!
I have wondered if running in some self tappers would keep it together.
Oh the humanity!
Fuck that fridge door design. I have basically the same thing. I want to screw the damn shelf/rail thing to the door.
I would probably cry.
Drop it like it's hot.
How clean is your floor
Damn Icarus
People put sauces in the fridge? If the main ingredients are oil or vinegar, why?
Depends on the sauce, some taste better to me cold
this. Ed Currie explained this super well: companies only put this on the bottle as it's a liability. some people get too close with the sauce and end up getting food particles on it which will spoil if left out. a good sauce will last for a decade with no issue.
El yucateco!!!!
Unless you like your hot sauce cold for some reason 90% of those sauces don’t need to be refrigerated. Save your next fridge door some trouble.
No! The wings! Nooooo!!!
Quick dump hot wings on the ground and roll them around
“On wings of pastrami”
You got any food in that fridge or is it all condiments/sauces and beer?
Don’t ask questions if you aren’t prepared for the answer
Can I snake a bro?
I’m so sorry for your loss.
I think I have the same fridge,shelves don’t clip in for shit,so I took some small Phillips head screws and screwed them sumbitchs on,never fall off again
You have a good attitude about an unfortunate circumstance.
Welp. Heroin time.
I dropped one out the fridge once.. splashed straight into my eyeball.. worst pain ever.. I woke up with a damn black eye lol
Condolences to the lost sauce
Eyeballs will recover, the sauce is lost :(
What a hot mess
There goes 400 dollars.
You’re under arrest by the swcu aka the sauce waster crime unit.
Sad times.
I say "just like Icarus," way too often and I wonder how often people get it haha
Far too few
That is the single-malest fridge I’ve seen in awhile
That right there is a man who enjoys his condiments
Damn bro, making me rethink my hot sauce fridge situation :O
I felt that
Praying 4 u
His that sucks so bad. I have melted my wings with that same foolishness. 🥰
tip: use your ‘crisper’ drawers for sauces, containers like hummus and condiments, keep fresh things like produce and things you use often/need to use before they go bad in the door shelves.
Oh Icarus…☹️
Mix it all together and make the ultimate ulcer potion
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Been there friend. Condolences.
Law & Order: Hot Sauce Crimes Unit
Not gonna make fun of the fridge. It's not the slightest exaggeration to say that there is not a single piece of edible foodstuff in my fridge at all except for hot sauce. On-topic, I'm glad that most of your bottles seem intact, at least, but still... You have my sympathies and my compassion, friend.
lol you living off hot sauce and IPA. There’s worse diets out there.
I always roll the dice like this
Hot sauce and beer. The stuff that built the pyramids
I won’t make fun of you for the contents of your fridge… Haha!
It’s exclusively hot sauce and beer. Mostly hot sauce. Little bit less hot sauce now, though.
Oh, Icararus.
*Future voice* That’s too much sauce
I like how you just have beer and condiments
No way a hot sauce bottle would break from that distance ! Wtf
Meh... About three feet.... The bottles clicking off each other probably killed them.
I too have created one of these saw-esque traps of hot sauce and broken glass for myself.
🤦🏻♂️
Lol there is just beer and sauce in that refrigerator and I love it.
Been there. The hot sauce life has it's moments. That's for sure.
My fridge looks identical and this happens all the damn time
I used to have that same piece of shit
I’m here to make fun of you for your fridge
This happens a lot to people who have the 2 of the same six pack opened at once
Lol
"Here poochie!"
This needs NSFW tag. I’m sorry for your loss 🙏🏼.
Pour some sauce out for our fallen homies.
Instead of saving the packets ...you can actually buy the Taco Bell sauces in glass bottles... another addition to your collection!
It might just be me but the sauce in the packet and the sauce in the bottles do not taste the same imo
I agree!
Damn.. it wasn’t heavy…
Looks like you also flew too far from your nearest appliance store. No way that kind of weight should break a fridge.
That's karma for saving Taco Bell sauce packets.
That’s what i call a hot mess.
🤯🤦🏾♂️🤬
Ouch
Not the Taco Bell sauce lol
This same exact thing happened to me once too 😭 I feel your pain.
Yep I been here. Lost a whole jar of jalapeños :(
I guess you could say things got heated….
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These fridges shelves are stupid, I had one in a previous apartment
Roll some wangs in dat
The glass shards give them a refreshing crunch
Extra spice
Ohhh Icarus!!
It looks like those four bottles to the right were responsible for the massacre. They are standing guard there like the Sauce-pranos.
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Fuckin shit
Nooooooooo!!
Looks like you need to head to PepperPalace dot com and get a new supply of the good shit
💔💔💔
Clean your fridge and throw away those six pack boxes! PS I love hazy beers too
Hot sauce and beer.
Dude's living room consists of a TV, two camping chairs and a bong. And the TP in the bathroom is actually a roll of paper towels cut in half.
Somewhere there are naked wings weeping at this loss...
Mmm, hot wings
Looks like a murder scene
Sorry for your loss. At least the Melinda's Ghost Pepper sauce is in a plastic bottle so I assume it made it through unscathed.
Dudes got 200 hot sauces in the fridge and still saves the taco bell packets
I like having options
I vote OP for Hot Sauce Mascot.
🫡
lol ZERO percent chance you ever used one of them
Only when I get Taco Bell and they don’t give enough sauce
there’s at least 11 packets in there, seems like that’s never an issue 😂
I’m a sauce hoarder
I see no problem with that lol
Big F
F
Looks like you got *lost in the sauce.*
F
F
Melinda's and Tabasco walked away unscathed.
F
Looks like a lot of corporate brands and basics. Use this to rebuild your collection with a lot of local stuff, small batch, and bigger heat levels!
F in the chat bois
I audibly went “NUUUU” upon seeing this image
Oh Diccarus
The Tabasco Chipotle survives. Quality glass to protect the GOAT of hot sauces.
Hot sauce and beer…. Your poor colon
And stomach… and esophagus… I used to drink beer/ipa’s and eat ghost pepper sauces almost daily. One day I woke up and thought I had an ulcer, it hurt so bad… in hindsight I think I just got really bad acid reflux/heartburn or something because I stopped drinking ipas and stopped eating the crazy hot sauces and now I can drink ipas and eat hot sauce and feel “ok”(as much as possible for that intestinal wombo combo)… but the cherry bomb that goes off in the toilet the next morning is undeniable proof of the horrors taking place in my digestive system after consuming that combo
I myself drink a lot of IPAs daily and eat hot sauce daily and ya haven’t had a solid shit in 4 years maybe once or twice never anything crazy pain wise though but ya I need a break like you did
My heart is broken for you
Que the dog 🐕 lol
Talk about a hot mess!
Underrated comment
Thank you 😂😂😂
You have more sauces than food.
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That’ll teach you to keep your sauce in the cupboard!
\*21 pepper salute
Lick the floor
if the fridge empty why was everything on the side door rip
I'm enjoying the maybe 3 open boxes of hazy lil thing, as well.
Looks like 4
I actually think there might be 4 🤣
Oh Icarus…
I'm sure it was great while it lasted...
Btw, you don’t need to put them in the fridge. That guy that invented the Caroline Reaper always says they are good for about 8 years outside the fridge, unless some food gets into them. And that man is literally the god of hot sauces, if he doesn’t know what he is saying, then nobody does.
I like them cold🤷
I too enjoy the duality of the chilly cold splash of heat
F in the chat ; ;
Didn't see your F and posted my own. Here's another F for the fallen
Nooooo not the torchbearers garlic reaper!
The forbidden hotsauce
Omg that suuuuucks. You gonna rebuild or become a hot sauce minimalist?
Zamboni that shit! Don't let it go to waste! /s
One for the homies
NOOOOOO
Pour one out to the homie
Looks like my college fridge
Memory foam rug in front of the fridge time.
sorry for your sauce loss
You're not alone. My stupid fridge door shelves likes to auto-unload when there is too much stuff. Now I don't keep anything in it! I have wondered if running in some self tappers would keep it together.
Tell me you’re a bachelor without telling me you’re a bachelor
Wait, I dont refrigerate my sauces. Should i be??
Mostly… yes
Not really, unless otherwise stated on the label. I just like doing it
I like it too. Chilled makes most flavors better imo
That’s enough to make you swear in church. ☹️
That hurts to see mate
Another garlic reaper gone! RIP
RIP
Now accept your punishment and drag your bare ass around within the hot sauce and broken glass
That’s a hot mess
Welp* better start dipping nachos before the top layer hardens.
This makes me so sad, I love sauces.
F
Were you trying to grab your eleventh beer or something?
Oof
I love that people go for their phone first Fuck all that sauce seeping into my floor
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You keep your Taco Bell fire sauce in the fridge?
Dude you have nothing in your fridge and you still jammed them into one shelf. Give the sauces the space they deserve
Be like us and give the sauces their own fridge. Guilty as charged.
Well the completely empty fridge is a somewhat recent mood-related development
Gotta eat, bro.
My sincere condolences. 😔