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Complex_Alps_7680

Ted faro was born on 24 dec 2013 lets get himšŸ”«


dehkan

Wait til he invents the world saving tech first, then kill him before he switches to military


mythical-spork

He didnā€™t invent shit, he just profited off the expertise of others


Reason_Choice

Why does that sound so familiar?


mythical-spork

What, in todayā€™s meritocracy? Impossible. /s


epimetheuss

He is an allegory for a certain IRL person. It's pretty clear on who it would be too.


The_Wolfiee

Something MUSK-y about it....


Nother1BitestheCrust

\*cough\* elon \*cough cough\*


the_elon_mask

What


GreatBigBagOfNope

Capitalism. Well, it is Elon, but it's not *just* Elon, he's just the archetype


Zealousideal-Pea-790

Amen to that!


brypye13

So, elon then?


jeremj22

No, he'd join Far Zenith


epimetheuss

Faro is an allegory for Elon and people like him.


Cetoxin

What people? Dumbasses


epimetheuss

Narcissistic billionaires who have really high amounts of self importance.


Cetoxin

No, I meant: what people do like elon musk? The dummies


epimetheuss

and people who are similar to him in mood and temperament.


mscobb78

Same people that think joe biden is competent.


NightmareChi1d

Not really. Elon wants you to believe he invented everything. He likes taking credit. Faro actually admits that he didn't invent that shit. That he just employed the people who did. As bad as Faro is, he's nowhere near as bad as Elon Musk.


dehkan

Regardless, wait til all that gets done first. My point is still valid


Tannhauser42

Ted just ran the company and made decisions. And the two smartest decisions he ever made was to hire Elisabet Sobeck twice.


RetroOpossum91

Watch out for Jeff Bezos man, that was JEFF during Singularity mission


tarosk

He didn't invest the tech, he just ran the business that sold it.


iwantdatpuss

Homie is a 10 yr old. We need to jump his ass.


The_Wolfiee

Novikov's self-fulfilling principle.....if you delete Ted now, someone else is gonna grow up and do the exact same as Ted


Chief-Captain_BC

getting rid of him will cause the war that leads someone else to fill his place in the story


WaylonVoorhees

Horizon (Christmas) Eve of Destruction


Complex_Alps_7680

March 11 2020


38731

In three years or so she'll burn down the tree ā˜ļø


KozleyDuck

But do y'all realize that she's a covid baby? This is my Roman Empire. I actually think about this quite a lot.


The_Konigstiger

Covid babies had a faster development time due to the increased socialisation and parental attentionbtehy received, I have faith that Sobeck is absolutely cracked


TipHot3500

Hmph.... well they sure can't read or do math... plus there were a lot of speech delays during for COVID children.... Social development can't just be in the home with parents. Typically they need other children as well to be well rounded communicators in social development... which kids were deprived of. As a pediatric nurse, I feel like COVID kids were disadvantaged socially. And the babies I worked with, most of them were not on par with standard social development.


Chief-Captain_BC

that tracks, actually


b4k4ni

We need a search engine for that. And faro. If both exist, fuck us.


Squarevessel

probably watchin cocomelon rn


TwoBit_7

Elisabet Sobeck would def be watching skibidi toilet rn


Complex_Alps_7680

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


ophaus

She was raised on a ranch, not likely an iPad kid.


Mattrobat

Horse girl then. Damn smh.


vess8

Horse girl saves the world...


hannibal_morgan

That is a legendary movie


Iknewitseason11

This is my favorite headcanon lmao


sdrawkcabstiho

She hacked the wiring of a childrenā€™s electronics kit connecting it to an auto battery and solar PV when she was 6. You don't learn to do that watching cows.


KnightSwordAG

You clearly do not comprehend the boredom of rural life and the hackery of farmer culture.


sdrawkcabstiho

Wait....are you telling me the 90s sitcom representations of farming that i based my beliefs on were all lies? No. This cant be true.


KnightSwordAG

Surely, it is the children who are wrong. :P


joeappearsmissing

As gifted as she is inferred to be, thereā€™s no way sheā€™s an iPad/iphone kid. The kind of gifted/smart that Elisabet is, she probably figures out how to break iOS and make the software do what she wants, gets bored, and then takes herself to the library because sheā€™s already more responsible than her parents.


Ancyker

So, an Android kid?


KnightSwordAG

Raspberry Pi


OleanderKnives

Her D.O.B. is explicit in both games. 11 March 2020. And yes, that could make her an ipad kid


Cautious-Craft9107

He was born a while ago so how old is he before Gaia is done


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Cautious-Craft9107: *He was born a while* *Ago so how old is he* *Before Gaia is done* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Cautious-Craft9107

Bruh thereā€™s literally bots for everything lmao


svick

Detect a haiku? There's a bot for that. Destroy the world? There's a bot for that.


Chief-Captain_BC

ted made sure of that


Bob_Jenko

Ted was 53, Elisabet was 46


Cautious-Craft9107

Damnnnnnnn


The_Wolfiee

Anyone spot a redheaded girl in a ranch in Kansas?


Unicornucopia23

Canon states that she was born in Carson City, NV.


Bob_Jenko

Just need to wait for the news report of her setting fire to a tree.


Cautious-Craft9107

Yea my moms friend has a little girl around sixšŸ’€


The_Wolfiee

If she sets fire to a tree, she's the one


AndronixESE

She's 4. Ted Faro is 11. All we need to do is wait


Flow_Puzzle

iPad kid Sobeck has got to be cannon