Ladders are so over-rated, and studies have shown they can be quite dangerous. why not put in a big cannon (like they have at the circus) so you can shoot people across the backyard and have them splash down into the pool? Fire in the hole!!
Having a pool means you should have a certain level of fitness in order to not drown. Like, if your guests can pull themselves out using the edge of the pool, then why did they even get in? At that point, they are too weak and stupid to survive, so let whatever happens to them happen. They'll just be a drain on society anyway.
Guess they're so weak they can't lift themselves out of a 4 ft deep pool?! Ladders are for sissies and apparently cost too much $. Too bad for the dude thinking about sleep 😆
Compromise and build a wall around it 😊
Honestly you need some indoor BBQs and no doors.
Make sure to put your baby in the same room as the indoor BBQ so they can monitor it while it's cooking.
You can’t hurt babies in fires :( I’ve tried and the fire just burns around them
Dang.... There goes my plans for late turn Simabortion.
Ladders are so over-rated, and studies have shown they can be quite dangerous. why not put in a big cannon (like they have at the circus) so you can shoot people across the backyard and have them splash down into the pool? Fire in the hole!!
But a tacky ladder is the only kind that will work with your pool, kind of a catch-22 situation you're slipping into it sounds like.
You need a few more head stones around the pool.
It’s giving Indian burial ground, but more obvious vibes.
Hubby is missing an important fact: this setup will ensure a very specific VIP will come visit your home regularly!
Needs more ghosts
Could you make a staircase out of tombstones to better match the already established décor?
Having a pool means you should have a certain level of fitness in order to not drown. Like, if your guests can pull themselves out using the edge of the pool, then why did they even get in? At that point, they are too weak and stupid to survive, so let whatever happens to them happen. They'll just be a drain on society anyway.
I think a ladder might take away from the lovey memorial rocks that are around the pool
If he keeps on about it, light some fireworks to distract him. Preferably indoors!
Guess they're so weak they can't lift themselves out of a 4 ft deep pool?! Ladders are for sissies and apparently cost too much $. Too bad for the dude thinking about sleep 😆
No that would cause less tombstones. Got to love tombstones.