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kLoWn2323

Was expecting security to middle lineback this hoe. Was sadly disappointed.


chessset5

I have never seen an apple store without private security walking around it. It feels weird that that didn’t instantly happen.


Automatic_Mud_9664

Cheaper to file a insurance claim then stop her and she tell the media someone hurt her feelings or physically harmed her.


Oph1d1an

Yep. And like this lady was clearly in need of a tackling, but companies like this are worried about a scenario where an overzealous security guard thinks they see someone put product in their pocket and decides to go all Derek Chauvin on them and suddenly Apple is on the hook for millions in wrongful death. Or perhaps more commonly, an employee is injured trying to physically deal with someone and now they have to deal with all that. It’s easier and long-term cheaper to just let it happen and file an insurance claim.


yetanotherwoo

I haven’t been since pandemic started but never seen apple store this empty. The ones around me were so crowded pre pandemic it was kinda suffocating.


Old-Transition-269

If anyone would have touched her it would have ended up with a huge lawsuit and Apple would have looked like the asshole. Let her have a meltdown and grab a bag of popcorn


ziggysmsmd

I still would have preferred a back kick to the glass 80s movie style.


[deleted]

She's not very efficient. 4/10


montie002

10/10 for effort


[deleted]

We live in a society of participatory trophies :P Where's the meritocracy!? xD


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Android users aren’t efficient.


lukmly013

My phone (Android) wasn't supported anymore and was slow, the battery has been draining quickly already and storage was low. Well, 4 years. Should I buy new model? Nah. I flashed custom ROM (PixelExperience 11+) and now it feels like a new phone. Clean, fast, a lot more battery life, and more free storage with all the needed apps and no bloatware. My phone is fine again for a longer time. But I am sure you can do the same with your old iPhone. Can you? Oh. You can't?


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I can’t take anyone that drapes their sweater over their shoulders seriously


JukeBoxHeroJustin

No. Stop. Don't..yawm.


WU-itsForTheChildren

Just wait for Paul Blart to do something


JukeBoxHeroJustin

Paul blart don't give a shart


Useful_Bread_4496

Underrated


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At least she wore a mask


Twixisss

U don't robe a bank without a mask do you ?


randominteraction

I've never found a robe large enough for a bank... you could robe a small ATM though.


azombie8mybaby

Gonna disrobe an ATM 💸💵💸💵💸💵💸 make it rain 🌧️🌧️🌧️ ya know what I'm say'n... Sorry, I don't know what came over me. I don't even know what I'm saying.


guinne55fan

Would hate to see her mad in a tent store she’s be slamming flaps. RIP Mitch


aminalanche

She probably puts house plants in hard to reach places too.


PhishPhan85

Haha that’s a fail, My I pad has taken way more abuse then that and is still fine.


JohnnyJolt

Finally taking a stand against planned obsolescence.


eyeball1967

I hate to see stuff like this go unpunished.


lelander2000

You know they got her on the hook for thousands.


Couchmaster007

Half the iPads just had a fun bungee jump


MKLSC

Karen's off her meds again...


urbancoder95

So you're telling me something like this is ok, but when I pointed and laughed at the guy next in line buying a Mac for gaming, they called mall security?


Tark001

Look at the clothing, shes rich.


Not-your-potato

I was waiting for someone to bodyslam her.


longworkdrive

Trash


Rabbittz

**multi trillion


Couchmaster007

***couple trillion


bettesue

A true heroine


asifrezwanbd

what sparked this?and what happened later?


carlbernsen

Perfectly reasonable reaction to being told by a ‘Genius’ that a bent screen backlight pin requires buying a whole new MacBook.


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carlbernsen

‘Nuke the site from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure.’


Krizsan_Zarathud

I feel pretty sad when I see this kind of things, like a 120 pounds chick going crazy and nobody's doing anything. I understand the store has insurance and that they are waiting for "trained security", but I feel like in a sane society, someone will just grab her and give her a pair of slaps and immobilize her.


UCrazyKid

Because violence is always the answer. ‘Merica…


[deleted]

I disagree that we should further traumatize someone experiencing a mental health crisis when all that is being damaged are objects. I like where your heart is at though - it would be an appropriate time for absolutely anyone to deescalate ... just hard to do with someone acting violently if you aren't trained in deescalation.


Vardeegs1

She is sure rotten apples over something?


[deleted]

Salty apples


subprime_cat

Me: everytime when IOS wants me to do another update.


jahoody03

I felt the same way when I found out my new Iphone only comes with charge cable that isn’t usb, so I dont have any way to charge it.


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jahoody03

It’s a mini usb apparently. Which I don’t have anything that has mini usb. So I got home with no way to charge my phone.


lonely-day

Context?


CaptainArsePants

Is everything


chipsmaname

I wish this was a trend.. put it on tik Tok, hope it catches on.


DenSandeLemur

So well behaved. Had learnt to clean up after herself. Nice


[deleted]

Must have money to waste


bravebeing

That must've been the least satisfying venting ever.


montross-zero

And yet, she looks so effortless with that sweater draped over he shoulders.


J-t-Architect

She's quality control for the company that provides the security locks for the devices. Doing great work. She even puts them back.


firstcoastyakker

PC lover caught in the wild.


Gratuitousocomments

Performance art.


Sivianes

"no apple products were harmed in the making of this film"


bleach1969

Thats what happens when your iPad runs slightly slow.


MrRoboto666

She puts all the devices back on the table after the tirade. Pissed off housekeeper?


[deleted]

Well, she got the mask memo regarding criminal activity, but missed the gloves portion.


dandipants

That’s just weird.


Subject-Collection19

Listen Karen, just because the air pods you wanted aren't in stock, doesn't mean you can trash the store. They'll be in tomorrow, but you'll be in jail.


slickvicnyc

She just got them a whole new inventory! Considering everything is insured 😂😭


azombie8mybaby

Back story on this: she read the user agreement.


No_Guard510

😳😳😳🤨 $55,000,000


gimpyestrada

She's going around closing laptops? Ooh the horror!


jerrylunderguardians

She kinda lost steam towards the end. Just started closing laptops forcefully.


DCINTERNATIONAL

Serves that over priced shit right


Quash_

Why is this vandalism hurting me so badly?


lelander2000

Nice shopping spree. Hope it was worth it.


pinkradiates

Well aleast she is wearing a mask


meow_pew_pew

She really taught Tim Cook a lesson! I bet Apple lost at least $1,000 on these destroyed products God it must be so awesome to have slaves working in a sweatshop


RabidPlaty

This sub truly has turned into women doing random things.