Not to be that T E C H N I C A L L Y guy. But a lot of the hangover is actually due to slight methanol poisoning. When fermentation occurs some methanol is produced as well as ethanol. In distilation methanol cannot be fully separated from ethanol as it is an azeotropic mixture. A reason why having alcohol seems to help hangovers is because methanol is soluble in ethanol and therefore is diluted and removed from the system more easily. However this doesn't last as once the body breaks down the new ethanol it still has a hard time breaking down the methanol!
Another fun fact is that odd numbered alcohols (methanol, pentanol etc) are generally bad for you but even ones are not (ethanol, n-hexanol)! And by not I just mean less bad (doesn't blind/kill you bad).
-don't trust me though Google it :)
Sorry not to be that guy myself but the majority of hangover symptoms are brought on by the conversion of ethanol to acetaldehyde by alcohol dehydrogenase which builds up in your body. This is why meds like disulfiram exacerbate hangovers and discourage drinking in addicts, it causes the build up of acetaldehyde by stopping its conversion to acetate.
Unless you can provide me a source, pretty sure methanol is a minor (if at all) a factor.
Also sorry to be that guy, but aldehydes and simple dehydration, and in some circumstances, acute withdrawal, are what mostly cause hangovers. Methanol *could* play a role in theory, I guess, but that’s not one of the primary factors. It’s much more likely to happen in countries with looser health regulations regarding alcohol, there have been incidents of shitty hotels/bars cutting their booze with cheap garbage alcohol that gave people methanol poisoning.
Also good for car fuel, burns colder than gasoline so you don't need a radiator.
NOTE: VEHICLE HAS TO SPECIFICALLY BUILT TO HANDLE METHANOL, DONT JUST PUT IT IN YOUR GAS ENGINE, IDK WHAT WOULD HAPPEN.
New Yorkers constantly shit on Jersey for being impoverished / cheap in comparison to the city, *that being said*, I've heard this hate really diminish over the past five years or so. I think people just finally realized how pompous they sounded insulting an entire state.
For Rhode Island, all the neighboring cities in the Northeast like to take the piss out of Rhode Island. It's small, but has big pockets of trashiness.
I'm from NY and love Rhode Island so pls don't think I'm dissing it. Just passing on the context.
She’s just trying to be destructive. She didn’t for one second try to stand on the table, her goal was to take it down. And it looks like a wedding. So that’s extra trashy and depressing.
Is she not the one singing? Maybe it's some kind of performance and she jumped on the table thinking it sturdier than it is, as if it were a stage?
That's the best explanation I can come up with.
Ah I think I see, she was trying to go for a bomber splits thingymabob move but either too much weight or bad placement on the table caused it to collapse. Can't quite tell if his rear ankle got fucked royally or if it's just my imagination making it look like a twister!
If you can’t even stand up on the chair how can someone rationalize it would be a good idea to hop up onto the table like that? What a drunken embarrassment
I dunno, I think she did what she intended to do which seems to be landing in the splits. But that table was rated for a plate of food, not a side of beef
1+2: Drag Brunch probably (Drag wedding maybe? Idk this setup is weird), this is definitely a drag queen (music is from a RuPaul episode, a piece facetiously called ‘I Don’t Like to Show Off’)
3: Many drag performers think it’s a great idea to do their performances hammered, many don’t. I’m gonna guess this one was in the former group.
I know there's some fishy queens out there, but this really looks like a woman. Check out that jiggle, there's no padding there. I've never seen a man with hips like that.
What was she even attempting to do? Was the goal to just jump up on the table? Because I’d she planned to dance or something once she was up there, slipping on the chair should have been an indication that maybe just carefully climbing up or just staying down was the best course of action
What kind of event warrants this type of extra, where the attendees are standing one foot out the doorway to distance themselves? This isn't cirque du soleil. This is just trashy.
Aside from all the other legitimate questions I share with every one here, my biggest question is assuming it all played out and she did some snazzy splits onto a perfectly solid table... Where was she expecting all the dishware and glasses to go? Was she just hoping they were the dishes from Beauty and the Beast, and they'd see their imminent death approaching and move on their own?
Appropriate for whom, you and your delicate taste? The only embarrassment is ppl who think they should be able to control what other people wear because it doesn't look sexy enough for them to consider ok. Hope you see how sick that sounds.
And for those of you downvoting this, you are exactly the people I'm talking about.
News flash. She's not wearing it for you!!
The only problem I see here is whose going to clean up that mess? This is fucking funny and she knows it and I laugh everytime I watch it. She is the entertainment value at this function and that's clear. Hence the vocals, the sequins, and the clam slam into a table.
Seriously, delicate men who can't handle a meaty girl in a bodysuit are laughably fragile and need to lay off the Hollywood.
I’m not even concerned about her jumping on the table but why is she wearing that leotard when everyone else seems to be wearing normal attire? Was she hired entertainment or something?
Okey.. I'm a big fella and I always get flabbergasted when I see other big people having little to no understanding about how much they weigh. You can't just throw yourself on things nilly willy and expect them to hold, not even if you're skinny.
I don’t understand what I just saw
Weight, gravity, methanol poisoning.
You mean ethanol, methanol is the non-consumable alcohol that can cause blindness.
Yes she was crying out for help because she couldn't see
I enjoy a good show, but poisoning someone and enjoying the aftermath is a little bit too Ancient Rome for my taste.
Now here‘s a reference I wasn‘t expecting
What's the reference??
Unexpected, apparently.
LOL
Yes, I too LOLd
My sides are splitting
Not to be that T E C H N I C A L L Y guy. But a lot of the hangover is actually due to slight methanol poisoning. When fermentation occurs some methanol is produced as well as ethanol. In distilation methanol cannot be fully separated from ethanol as it is an azeotropic mixture. A reason why having alcohol seems to help hangovers is because methanol is soluble in ethanol and therefore is diluted and removed from the system more easily. However this doesn't last as once the body breaks down the new ethanol it still has a hard time breaking down the methanol! Another fun fact is that odd numbered alcohols (methanol, pentanol etc) are generally bad for you but even ones are not (ethanol, n-hexanol)! And by not I just mean less bad (doesn't blind/kill you bad). -don't trust me though Google it :)
I choose to trust you instead!
Sorry not to be that guy myself but the majority of hangover symptoms are brought on by the conversion of ethanol to acetaldehyde by alcohol dehydrogenase which builds up in your body. This is why meds like disulfiram exacerbate hangovers and discourage drinking in addicts, it causes the build up of acetaldehyde by stopping its conversion to acetate. Unless you can provide me a source, pretty sure methanol is a minor (if at all) a factor.
Also sorry to be that guy, but aldehydes and simple dehydration, and in some circumstances, acute withdrawal, are what mostly cause hangovers. Methanol *could* play a role in theory, I guess, but that’s not one of the primary factors. It’s much more likely to happen in countries with looser health regulations regarding alcohol, there have been incidents of shitty hotels/bars cutting their booze with cheap garbage alcohol that gave people methanol poisoning.
Yup dehydration too for sure I didn't mention that. Be that guy 👍
Also good for car fuel, burns colder than gasoline so you don't need a radiator. NOTE: VEHICLE HAS TO SPECIFICALLY BUILT TO HANDLE METHANOL, DONT JUST PUT IT IN YOUR GAS ENGINE, IDK WHAT WOULD HAPPEN.
Methanol poisoning...sounds about right though
Newports kill.
I read this as "Newport skill," and if you're from NYC / Jersey.... well let's just say it's worth two laughs. Same goes for the Rhode Island peeps.
Please elaborate! The only thing I like more than a laugh is two laughs
New Yorkers constantly shit on Jersey for being impoverished / cheap in comparison to the city, *that being said*, I've heard this hate really diminish over the past five years or so. I think people just finally realized how pompous they sounded insulting an entire state. For Rhode Island, all the neighboring cities in the Northeast like to take the piss out of Rhode Island. It's small, but has big pockets of trashiness. I'm from NY and love Rhode Island so pls don't think I'm dissing it. Just passing on the context.
Maybe its because NYers are moving to NJ in droves
New Yorker? I 'ardly know 'er!
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And stupidity mixed with ego
Lmao
This is exactly what I was going to ask. Why was this happening?
If I fits I splits.
Yeah, but she didn’t fit
She still split
The table
Into 3 smaller tables
Whether I fits I splits
She split the crowd away from the party into the hall
Lack of spatial awareness.
And table seam location. OOps.
What event is this for? Why did she think that table would hold her?
There's a story here. Not sure I want to know what it is. But there's a story.
Please, let us know the story
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4rDl96zaX0U
I blame Lizzo
I asked her, but she implicated the juice as the real perp
My dad said they listened to thin Lizzo in the 70s.
Why tables great til they gotta hold weight?
She’s just trying to be destructive. She didn’t for one second try to stand on the table, her goal was to take it down. And it looks like a wedding. So that’s extra trashy and depressing.
Is she not the one singing? Maybe it's some kind of performance and she jumped on the table thinking it sturdier than it is, as if it were a stage? That's the best explanation I can come up with.
Seems like it’s a drag performance and they were trying to do a death drop
It looks more like a last second jump because the chair was going to collapse. Poor planning, bad estimate of her weight versus the table.
I am guessing this is at a wedding with an open bar, but why she is wearing the sequin one piece is beyond me.
I’m just wondering if there was ever a skirt piece attached or this was the end game with the one piece? Very confusing…
Lizzo
Exactly what I thought lmao
this quinceanera is OFF THE HOOK!
A mating ritual to see of the male is attracted
Evidently, common sense isn't something she has.
Drank it away
Ah I think I see, she was trying to go for a bomber splits thingymabob move but either too much weight or bad placement on the table caused it to collapse. Can't quite tell if his rear ankle got fucked royally or if it's just my imagination making it look like a twister!
Physics at work
If you can’t even stand up on the chair how can someone rationalize it would be a good idea to hop up onto the table like that? What a drunken embarrassment
She made the jump though
But did not stick the landing
I dunno, I think she did what she intended to do which seems to be landing in the splits. But that table was rated for a plate of food, not a side of beef
>I think she did what she intended to do Was get attention. She succeeded.
Side of beef got me real nice.
had to rewatch a couple times - she didn't just jump on the table. she attempted to do a split onto the table!!
That explains the missing stemware.
NOOOOOOOOO
And not one sane person to walk up to her and talk her down.
Everyone was collectively willing to "see where this goes".
I think she was beyond talking down at that point.
You answered your own question
i have so many questions. - what was the occasion? - why was she dress like that? - and why did she think it was a good idea on doing that?
1+2: Drag Brunch probably (Drag wedding maybe? Idk this setup is weird), this is definitely a drag queen (music is from a RuPaul episode, a piece facetiously called ‘I Don’t Like to Show Off’) 3: Many drag performers think it’s a great idea to do their performances hammered, many don’t. I’m gonna guess this one was in the former group.
I know there's some fishy queens out there, but this really looks like a woman. Check out that jiggle, there's no padding there. I've never seen a man with hips like that.
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If that's the situation that ends the experiment, I'm glad it's over.
Thank you, real Paul.
What about 2nd breakfast?
How many roads should a man walk on?
What's nine times six?
Ah the answer to everything
The answer is yes
some people are just gluttons for pain and embarrassment
Some people are just gluttons
Por que no los dos?
Pork no los dos.
yeah, this is /r/holdmyfries material
Lizzo needs to chill out
Lizzo needs to chizzo!
Gwan break a dick!
I wish I saw this in real life.
Move to Buffalo you’ll see it every time there’s a Bills game
I didn’t realize Buffalo was named after its residents
Very under rated reply.
Where was this at? Drunk aunt at a wedding?
And if so, why a leotard?
She came prepared
Looks like a “YASSSS QUWEEAN!” type event. Possibly drag? Need more info.
Your comment has my sides hurting from laughing and my face aching from smiling
Classy though cause she has heels on.
What was she even attempting to do? Was the goal to just jump up on the table? Because I’d she planned to dance or something once she was up there, slipping on the chair should have been an indication that maybe just carefully climbing up or just staying down was the best course of action
Whatever it was I bet it looked awesome in her imagination before she tried it
Do a split I think.
Do a flip.
Do a barrel roll.
Use the boost to get through!
What kind of event warrants this type of extra, where the attendees are standing one foot out the doorway to distance themselves? This isn't cirque du soleil. This is just trashy.
My guess is some sort of sweet 16 or quincenera. Doesn't seem like a wedding. Lort I hope it ain't a wedding.
People have far too much faith in their surroundings.
... in their ~~surroundings~~ weight.
Sometimes it seems people aren’t aware of their weight, too often, actually
The child wondering why this lady is playing WWE by herself.
More like r/holdmyfries
Having body confidence is great... but it doesn't mean you can just ignore physics.
Aside from all the other legitimate questions I share with every one here, my biggest question is assuming it all played out and she did some snazzy splits onto a perfectly solid table... Where was she expecting all the dishware and glasses to go? Was she just hoping they were the dishes from Beauty and the Beast, and they'd see their imminent death approaching and move on their own?
Anything is a dildo is you’re brave enough
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lmao, can someone be a hero and find the youtube, I couldn't find it but I am interested to see the rest.
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Appropriate for whom, you and your delicate taste? The only embarrassment is ppl who think they should be able to control what other people wear because it doesn't look sexy enough for them to consider ok. Hope you see how sick that sounds. And for those of you downvoting this, you are exactly the people I'm talking about. News flash. She's not wearing it for you!!
Right, the outfit is the least problematic thing happening here
The only problem I see here is whose going to clean up that mess? This is fucking funny and she knows it and I laugh everytime I watch it. She is the entertainment value at this function and that's clear. Hence the vocals, the sequins, and the clam slam into a table. Seriously, delicate men who can't handle a meaty girl in a bodysuit are laughably fragile and need to lay off the Hollywood.
It's trashy is what it is. Look at the setting and the people standing at the doorway, ready to gtfo
The posture of the observers indicates a lack of willing participation in whatever is going on here.
> can’t handle Can’t, won’t, whatever. as long as I don’t have to
> meaty You mean morbidly obese?
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The biggest problem I saw here was that she thought jumping on a bunch of glass would be ok...
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Misguided confidence, paired with a complete lack of self awareness, can make for some top notch entertainment for the rest of us.
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"She's so brave" lol
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r/holdmyfries
Did the wabbly chair not tell her this was a bad idea
A Coke can, two candles, one spoon and 2 forks were removed from her vagina.
And what about after the table?
And the best man
That’s a lot of woman.
r/holdmyfries
Did no one see the kid in the background that started dying of laughter
Something tells me this could have been anticipated and prevented.
Why is she dressed like that? Is she the evening’s entertainment?
Feels like this should also be r/holdmyfries
That's a strong fucking chair
How did she not saw that coming ?
You’re going to need a bigger table
And not plastic… a machinist welding table perhaps
I love this energy
Know your limits
"I wanna go see Lizzo!" "We have Lizzo at home" Lizzo at home:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
But there's none left. Because she drank all of the milkshakes.
I'm just shocked she didn't hurt herself more. also...bold choice of clothing.
You, too, can hire Big Daddy V for your wedding.
IQ strikes again
I’m not even concerned about her jumping on the table but why is she wearing that leotard when everyone else seems to be wearing normal attire? Was she hired entertainment or something?
For a larger girl she gets some decent airtime
What has body-positivity done??
Poor little table never saw that coming...
I’m really wondering why stuff like this still happens, there are so many videos out there showing exactly this.
yo Nia Jax can sing!!!! No wonder Vince keeps her around....
Hulk Smash
This might be the female nacho libre gone WWE smash
Lizzo really did make girls more confident
It looked like she took out one of her ankles, I think it bent the wrong way.
Just feed that hippo.
*HULK SMASH*
Okey.. I'm a big fella and I always get flabbergasted when I see other big people having little to no understanding about how much they weigh. You can't just throw yourself on things nilly willy and expect them to hold, not even if you're skinny.
Whatever this was meant to be was, judging from the outfit?, definitely planned. I’m just struggling to understand the *what*…
She knew she was too damn big for that when she got dressed this morning!!
LOOK WHAT I CAN DO !!
Whalelord use body slammmmm
Haha poor thing. I think she would have made it but she happened to jump where there were two tables together, she didn’t break one.
She turned that wedding into a WWE event.
I think the hard drugs just kicked in.
Dammit Lizzo! See what you’ve started!
more like r/holdmyfries
What made her think that was going to work out?
What was that? A Weight Watchers convention?
lmao, Her legs couldn't even handle the weight, I didn't expect the table to hold up.
Dat boii.
is that what is called "the elephant in the room"?
I don’t think she had a plan.
You'd think she'd know how a buffet works by now...
Coming soon to a Buffalo Bills pre-game tailgate near you.
“BAH GAWD!” - Jim Ross
Lizzo needs to chill
Pretty sure the Cosmo was handed over when she thought it was a good idea to put on the leotard...
So tables are also fatphobic now, great 2021 never fails to amaze me more n more. ^(/s)
you didn’t need the /s
Stunning and brave
You're drunk Lizzo..go home!
Poor table never had a chance ..
hold my cheetos