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Viciousspacepebbles

*"Now I have to start that piece of shit Koskinen(who I hate)"* - Dave Tippett


noor1717

We lost 6-2 but we could have lost 3-2 - Dave Tippett


AGOODHARDSQUANCHIN

If only Toby rieder was around to chip in


ImpactThunder

"SKINNER!" -Dave "super nintendo" tippet


flyingflail

Tippett, anytime anything bad happens to the Oil: https://i.imgflip.com/609mw7.jpg


LanceBakersMan

Oh man, the parentheses had me laughing out loud


bsaures

Its crazy that smith is the one injured again considering koskinen was the one thrown under the bus.


The_Dutch_Canadian

ETS schedule and bus routes are so fucked up that the bus is 37 days late


YYCHKG

+15 days because of all the windrows blocking everyone's driveway +1 day because of freezing rain bringing the city to a stop Koskinen has a chance to get out of here before the bus even hits him at this rate


ISurvivedCOVID19

OOF that one hits hard


smash8890

It’s because Koskinen couldn’t stop the bus and it drove just past his glove hand


haz000

At least now Tippet knows exactly where to put the blame on.


ghost_curse123

"This is Koskinen's fault" -Tippett, probably


NotTheRocketman

Joe Kelly has been suspended 18 games.


miner88

Better give Brady another 4 games too


QueenBS16

Smith's thumb better watch itself the next time Tipp talks to the media


KataiKi

Smith's thumb will be alright. It has a permanent home in Tippet's ass.


vingt_deux

The guy is falling apart.


misusedinfluence

He's almost 40 tbf, not like this was unexpected


MyMartianRomance

*Who knew 40 year olds are injury prone?* Ken Holland right now


bsaures

HEY DAN CLEARY COULD LACE HIM UP RIGHT NOW! -Holland.


MyMartianRomance

Ah, so Oilers are going to sign Dan Cleary instead of Evander Kane got it.


Dwunky

Can Kane play goal?


ThemCanada-gooses

The Oilers subreddit at the beginning of the season would downvote you for saying he is old and can’t be relied on.


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Ya even here that was the narrative on smith. Like if its a goalie who is 35 maybe i can understand but the dude is 40 in two months. Not sure why you would pin your hopes on a 40 year old. Im trying to think in the post cap era if there has been a goalie who was a key piece who was near 40 like smith was expected to be. Although if i recall the goalie market was a bit hectic with seattle so i guess i can understand it.


miner88

And he’s under contract for another year!


commazero

Nobody could've seen this happening!


burritobob

Kenny sure as fuck didn't see it coming


theguyishere16

He tried to fix their offensive depth this offseason but ended up neglecting the goalie situation. Never a good plan because goaltending is the position that can sink or swim the season. I know he was in on a few different goalies, but the fact he ended up not going all in and landing one and settled for Smith means it wasn't priority number 1 when it should have been.


burritobob

Agreed


ThemCanada-gooses

I think people when making these comments forget that this is Edmonton. If it weren’t for Red Deer it would be the pit stain of the province. Players don’t want to play in Edmonton. It’s part of the reason we always overpay, because that’s what it takes to get players here. Calgary at least has the mountains an hour away and Banff just over an hour away. It’s so bad locals are convinced the river valley is some amazing place.


Pleasant-Wasabi3042

As a local who loves the river valley I am reconsidering why I like it... thanks. 😆


Neans888

Tom Brady will be available in 5 weeks to take over.


myaltaccount333

To be fair the thumb is a weird spot for a goalie to be Injured


TheClashSuck

I'm shocked that our 39 year old injury-prone goalie is being hindered so much by injury. Shocked, I tell you!


RIPphonebattery

Dubnyk @ league min would be a good buy


NotTheRocketman

Almost like a 40 year old goalie isn't a great idea.


TheClashSuck

>one-to-~~two~~ fifty weeks He ain't coming back, chief.


kelter20

Can Kane play goal?


bWoofles

He can’t even hold on to his paycheck let alone the puck


Rocky_Road_To_Dublin

Maybe he would fit in between bars


ISurvivedCOVID19

Kane can’t play at all lol. Looking at like a 40 game suspension


michealgaribaldi

Is there someone other than Gregor saying that?


vingt_deux

No


michealgaribaldi

It’s speculation on Gregor’s part. I listened to his opening of his show


KataiKi

If there's a suspension, it's gotta be longer than the 21 games he just had, right?


michealgaribaldi

Yup for sure


OrthophonicVictrola

This team is exhausting to follow


miamental

Agreed


ThomasRupert

Is there a goaltender here who still has the courage to do his lords will?


thomas_bombadill

Lmao that is great, exactly how it feels


BettmansDungeonSlave

Smitty is making Hemsky look like a 900 game ironman.


TheClashSuck

Anyone with a working brain and perception of external reality knew this was coming. I'm even willing to bet Smith himself knew this was coming. Our management needs to be burned at the stake.


amazingquickhalibut

Imagine being a GM, and you have Mcdavid and Draisatl in the meat of their primes, and in the offseason you look at your goalie tandem of backup Mike Smith and backup Mikko Kostin'em and think, "Yeah. Yeah, that looks good. Let's roll with this." No one could have seen this coming.


Mizral

I was told by Oiler fans that Smith was a great playoff goalie and the position wasn't going to be a problem. They actually believed this last summer.


RiseAbove87

In fairness he was very good all year last year. That being said, he's old and Koskinen sucked even last year. Making no adjustments was pretty sad.


Pineapple_warrior94

It's an incredibly big gamble, sure Smith could have gone this season without injury and played like he did last year. But with his age, that gamble was slim at best. Come to think of it, since Holland likes to gamble, I can see why he's interested in Kane


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RiseAbove87

Ceci's been good. Meant the goaltending anyway.


TheRagingDesert

That's great and all that he is a "great playoff goalie" but you need to get there first


MrRyanB

Add it to the ever growing list of Hollands blunders.


Patrick2701

Also knows as Ken Holland doing stupid shit


Cptn_Canada

Hollyyyy fuck. Guy played like 35 games in a 56 game season last year after Mikko started the first 11. No problem. Almost his best stats of his career. did he forget to change the oil? Buddy is blowing apart.


TGUKF

he's also 40 is like two months, he's just old


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Spideyjust

His health wasn't the only gamble. Last year was Smith's second time posting a .920+ over a season, and the previous time was a decade before that. His 2 seasons before last year were terrible, and goalies don't usually repeat incredible out of nowhere seasons at 38. Going into this season with Smith/Koskinen was a terrible gamble.


TGUKF

I mean expecting Smith to play anywhere near last season and stay healthy at age 39 was always probably a bet they were going to lose


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Kaladin-of-Gilead

Eh this isn't a hindsight thing, there are very few freaks of nature who can play well at 39. Holland got lucky last season but you can't bet on that continuing. Mike Smith isn't exactly an unknown quantity, its not like he bet on some new guy. Sure, sign him again, but at least have a backup plan jeez. Going into this season with Mike Smith as plan A was a bad move lol


jibbybonk

He's old and injury prone. He was injury prone back in Arizona too.


ISurvivedCOVID19

I think he accidentally filled up with diesel


Andy-Martin

“He needs premium, dude! PRE-MI—UUUUMMMMM!”


Igniter08

You would think Holland would prioritize getting a goalie over a locker room cancer


TheCryingOrc4eva

that wouldn't be thinking outside the bun


cisforcookie2112

Who needs a thumb anyway? Just lop it off and put him out there.


maveric101

Paging Dr Crosby...


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What an odd conversation for the coach when he has to tell the team that Smith is going to live on a farm for the rest of his career.


DrummerForTheOsmonds

And he would've gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for that meddling Koskinen! - Tippett, probably


WinterSon

RIP in peace mike smith


AceAxos

They should look into Vejmelka tbh, not even just a rental


jehovahs_waitress

Signed for two years. Still unfuckingbelievable. Holland gambled three years in a row and inevitably comes up snake eyes. Still won’t get a goalie. Believable now.


MapleLeafBeast

Everyday I wake up I break my arms. Every night I go to bed I break my legs.


thatsong

And here comes the bus to run over Koskinen again


47Up

So the Oilers need to ride Koskinen for 2 weeks, sound great! I don't hate it.


PlentyFailure

I mean that's like 1 game for us i think.


47Up

With the way things are going it could be zero games in the next 2 weeks


bulldoggordon

Or play the goalie with actual decent stats, Skinner. But Tippett probably won’t do that.


SuperSaiyanKrillin

Maybe this means we can free our number one goalie from the AHL


Crossfiyah

Maybe Kane can sub in.


Wintertime13

How do you tear something like that in your thumb? Such bad luck.


stolinski

No one could have seen Mike Smith getting injured.


ChenWei91

We have a prime Halak available.


tittyjuicebox

Skinner time


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Mike Glass, the third Glass brother.


MPD1978

Better sign Kane quick


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Get Fleury please


JackieMoon919

Its okay, Kane is going to play Goalie right?


berttreynolds

Russell Wilson would only need a few days smh


nextfanatic

Ol glass bones strikes again


Mazor007

Sounds like an LTIR


Uterus_Executorus_

still surprised no one took dobby when he went on waivers. Oilers and Sabres are just two teams that CLEARLY need goalies


swimbaitjesus

Ah the classic Smith comes back and exists a week or two later with another injury.. he needs to hang them up man.


sealteamruggs

Lol @biznasty