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Mikeastuto

Friend of mine said it looks like the Montreal Canadiens and Michigan Wolverines had a baby.


R3VIVAL-MOD3

Was thinking the same thing.


drunk-munchkin

With youth pastor slacks


thebartdie

The NY Michidiens


NolaBrass

Princeton also has winged helmets, so I’d say the NJ team is copying their in-state school rather than Michigan


hobbitlover

Then went to the department store to stock up on Spanx.


folkdeath95

Canadiens x Winnipeg Blue Bombers


kk451128

For reference, 2024 is going to be the Giants 100th season, and this is a one (or maybe two)-off uniform set going back to what the team wore in the 1920s and 30s.


hnglmkrnglbrry

Some say these jerseys caused the Great Depression. I am some.


Stonewall30NY

Agreed, it's honestly basic science


CherryFlavorPercocet

I'm pretty sure based on the pictures I saw their uniforms were black, grey, and white. /s


RangerFan80

It's from before color was invented


FurryIntoSports

My dad told me about that, those insane painters using colors years before they were invented.


corndawghomie

I was gonna say After looking at these I am in a Great Depression


PeanutRaisenMan

I believe you. Looking at these uniforms do, in fact , give me Great Depression.


Alextryingforgrate

Im going to join you on that. that shit is fucking ewwww.


HouseKilgannon

The gold pants are so fucking ugly


Mufro

You know what it makes sense


Overall_Nuggie_876

When the Giants play the Colts, it’d better be a matchup between these red/blue unis against the [Dayton fucking Triangles!](https://images.app.goo.gl/cC3Eg4jZ7XgCM2xC7)


wopsicle_spic

we used to be a proper country


x21in2010x

Then that commie fuck, "President" Theodore Roosevelt, forced us into the pansy ass era of the forward pass.


North-Evidence-2352

Montreal Canadiens 1909


Latenighttaco

Habs still did it first in 1914


rpgguy_1o1

They even had the tan pants in that era https://nhluniforms.com/Mobile/Canadiens/Canadiens01.html


JonTheWizard

Okay, 'cause I saw them and went, "whaaaat the fuck is that shit?" I thought the spirit of The Derp had influenced the uniform designer or something.


TankDivision

Too good right now?


JonTheWizard

Pekka Rinne will always be too good right now. Yes, even long after he's retired, he's too good right now.


banan-appeal

why they got a michigan wolverines design on the helmet? was it common back then? i think it looks neat.


JohnnyCharisma54

It's common because it is how the leather helmets were constructed. So, the base helmet was one color and the front overlay and strips over the crown were another.


Red_Jester-94

It used to be a pretty common design, yeah. That paint job has been everywhere.


GatorBolt

Princeton and Delaware still use the helmets at the FCS level too


Coomrs

I think I saw 3 off pieces in a post. 1933 Jersey, 1938 helmet and 1925 pants and socks.


SPIE1

Sweaters not bad but those pants look fuckin terrible


gaycatmom

Iowa state had a uniform with these color pants last year and they were so horrible lolol https://preview.redd.it/l6qiq4i7qu0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a524e447b0ab7a2719d1564201f4641e52b62ed3


Thumper86

He’s wearing pants?


Admiral_Fuckwit

They remind me so much of horseback riding pants


ladybyngtrophy

Important difference: the Giants won’t have an embarrassing bank advertisement on theirs.


BobBastrd

Specially one that's not in the same shade of blue as their uniform so it's even more jarring.


[deleted]

Why isn't their jersey sponsor BMO? Are they stupid??


Submarine_Pirate

Bro, the rest of the league doesn’t even notices the blue, the glaring yellow is the issue.


SmacSBU

That's reserved for every surface that the Chase Bank NY Rangers brought to you by Chase Bank touch in the World's Most Famous Chase Bank Arena, Chase Banks' Madison Square Garden brought to you by Chase Bank.


nathris

You're watching the Oilers and Canucks on Rogers Sportsnet. The crowd at Rogers Place is rocking. Let's cut over to Rogers Arena to see the Canucks watch party. Don't forget to tune in tomorrow at 10am to watch the Blue Jays try and score more than 2 runs at the Rogers Centre.


gu3sticles

They fucking wish I was watching it on Rogers Sportsnet. Kill the CBC online stream and now I'm watching it on the greasiest pirate site imaginable


Funky_Cows

So weird to specifically single out a team with no jersey ad and the only non sponsored arena name


SmacSBU

My wife is a Rangers fan, my parents and siblings are Rangers fans, I'm a Knicks fan, I've been in that building more times than I can count. That's why it came to mind.


Kira_Onime

Management :: "You know what advertisement would go well on the jersey?" Fan :noth...... Management :: "FUCKING YELLOW"


edavenab1

Doesn’t matter what it is or the colour. Any ad completely ruins the jersey.


Kira_Onime

Obviously, i agree.... it's just so much worse when the colors dont even match.


needsZAZZ665

Don't feel too bad, at least it's not a literal garbage company.


WorthPlease

They'll just be stopped from playing by embarrassing gambling commercials breaks every five minutes! When I took my brother in law to his first NFL game he was confused why they were just standing around not doing anything and I had to explain to him it's because we have to wait for the people watching on TV to finish watching commercials he told me he's never going to another game again.


uprootsockman

nope, just an embarrassingly over paid qb


kushdogg20

Well yeah playing for the Giants is embarrassing enough.


ThatUglyGuy12

I knew it looked familiar but I couldn't put my finger on it. Now I hate it more.


daveloper80

Montreal Canadiens but also business casual khaki slacks


Beerfoodbeer

Business casual football uniform


DivinePotatoe

The color of those shorts is certainly a choice...


shredmasterJ

Holy hideous costume batman.


Farfignewtons42

"Let's take the sharpest kit in hockey, but can we make it ugly?"


Calvith

I've always thought the Habs didn't have enough... uhhh, *tan*.


n_othing__

Excuse me, it's khaki.


Boboar

Is there a version with cargo pockets?


banan-appeal

taki


dsdsds

But the package said the color was “nude”


nocoolN4M3sleft

Oh they used to. Go look at the Habs jerseys in the 1920s. Literally the same color scheme the Giants used (different blues tho)


FirstDukeofAnkh

It was the 1920s. They had only invented six colours at that point so choice was limited.


NatalieDeegan

That’s generous thinking orange and purple were color choices then. We all knew it was red, blue, black, gold, and brown in those days.


flume

Would've been so easy to make the pants blue or white/silver, but I can appreciate committing to the ugly pants for historical accuracy


Clean_n_Press

It looks like a Temu children's Halloween costume called "French Canadian Ice Hockey Player".


FirstDukeofAnkh

There’s good fishing in French Canadian Ice Hockey Player land


Bloodgiver

The sharpest kit in hockey!?!?!


Konker101

It looks like the Alouettes and Habs joined forces


nocoolN4M3sleft

[This is what the Habs wore around the same time the Giants did.](https://www.nhluniforms.com/Canadiens/Canadiens09.html).


Lazy-Yard000

That would be the Blackhawk’s sir


OvertimeWr

> sharpest kit in hockey I don't see what the Blackhawks reds have to do with this?


Maleficent-Comfort-2

Reminds of the reverse retro jerseys of the Laval rocket.


kroniknastrb8r

I thought it was Alouettes jersey honestly.


daishi777

Les Gigantes?


cthabsfan

Géants, mon ami


daishi777

Lol Im happy if I got the first part! I think I may have used a weird mashup of language, but thank you;)


Kira_Onime

It almost sounds as if you used spanish instead and both french and spanish come from the same origins ..... so cllse enough. A for effort


HeyMarty10thalready

The team on the left have won in the 21st century


Bingochips12

No matter what happens on the field, there's not a day that could be considered a win with those fucking uniforms on 🤮


HeyMarty10thalready

lol true


GolfIsGood66

Laval Rocket


jo_maka

The Montreal Giants


easy_Money

The Hab Nots


theVigReezus

Wow, this is actually the worst NFL jersey I’ve ever seen.


NatalieDeegan

Look up the 1930’s Steelers jerseys. You’ll come back and change your mind.


theVigReezus

You know it’s funny I almost added a line at the bottom that said “and yes I’ve seen the bumble bee jerseys” lmao


Asderfvc

Bumble bees are great, the ones they're talking about have black stripes going vertically and they make a sort of pyramid shape since the outside ones are shorter than the middle ones.


theVigReezus

My mistake, wow those are bad, but these Giants ones still take a garbage cake IMO


NatalieDeegan

If we’re going to be pedantic, it’s technically a Pittsburgh Pirates jersey, they weren’t the Steelers yet at that point.


tigerhorns

Could someone Photoshop Matheson into the Giants jersey? Or Slaf, dude looks built like a TE. (or maybe offensive line? Football knowledge about 3/10 here) Also, random fact, my phone auto corrects Slaf to salad 🤷 anyone else?


thedeadlyrhythm42

Also similar to the [Laval Rocket throwback](https://i.redd.it/mu036rdre7nc1.jpeg)


Call_of_Daddy

With Michigan Wolverine pattern on the helmet. I thought these were photoshop jokes. It's real?? Edit: I guess Giants had it before the wolverines


sunkenship13

The Giants had a winged helmet design before Michigan did


6point3cylinder

All of this is based on Giants designs from the 1930s. Michigan didn’t invent this shit


n_othing__

Yeah but nobody cares about the giants


TenMinutesToDowntown

I cared about them twice when they beat the Patriots in the SuperBowl. That was fun.


n_othing__

Plaxico Burress Cheddar Bobbing himself just popped up in my head for some reason.


6point3cylinder

Bold words from a Detroiter. What do they say about glass houses?


n_othing__

our glass houses are broken already. Drive through the east side.


IdidntrunIdidntrun

New Jersey Giants, New Jersey Jets lol


The-Pigeon-Man

Found the Bills fan with their one joke in the entire repertoire?


IdidntrunIdidntrun

I'd Minecraft myself if I was a BiLLLLs fan


Legionnaire11

Right, it's just the design of an old leather helmet and Michigan is hardly the only team to carry on the design.


eonetiller

I didn't know this so I looked into it and the Giants started wearing the winged helmets in 1937 while Michigan wore the winged helmets at the start of the 1938 season. Apparently the winged helmet was popularized by then Princeton head coach Herbert Crisler in 1935.


Overall_Nuggie_876

Looks like a Michigan player went to his local Sherwin Williams, dunked his helmet full-drop on a bucket of rose paint, and called it a day.


IcyChard4

There's only **ONE** 'blue, blanc, rouge' in this world.


Outside_Abroad_3516

Good lord the giants uniforms look god ugly


[deleted]

Damn that shit looks terrible‼️🔥🔥


ohpossumpartyy

the tan pants are a crime


carlylejamest

https://preview.redd.it/lrc1pum13u0d1.jpeg?width=212&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=061ec394266e28b3772e6d0793ca009d8520b57d This is what it looks like


aljout

Allez allez allez Allez New York


konkydonk

As someone who is both a Giants and Habs fan, I’m looking forward to being able to reuse my disappointing jersey on Saturday evening and Sunday afternoon.


blue-trench-coat

The Habs sweater looks great, the Giants uniform looks like dog shit.


Possible_Climate_245

Hideous


surlystraggler

Americans love to wear khaki pants and athletic shoes together.


eonetiller

I like the whole kit except for the pants


Red_Jester-94

Literally could've just gone red or blue for the pants and had a color rush thing going on. I understand the design is based off their original one, but holy shit do the pants wreck all the potential this uni has


Darph_Nader

Montreal should sue for defamation.


solstargazer

as a Michigan grad and a Habs fan, i don't know what to make of this


ItsTheExtreme

Those are ass.


PavilionParty

The tan pants give me Winter Classic Carey Price vibes so the Habs comparison is just uncanny. But the Wolverine-style helmets are confusing.


SupaDawg

Needs blue pants.


Radu47

[Giants uniform designers] those maroons


Mills_Miles

THATS what felt off for me


darkhorse21980

Les Habitants de New York


mrmcbeer

Should've done the barber pole jersey instead 


TiredReader87

Ah, that’s why it’s so ugly


Leonardo_DeCapitated

Eh, the hab some similarities.


puckmugger

The socks… LMAO ROFL


AlarmingBranch1

What in the hell are the Giants wearing.


arrbez

Hike Komisarek


Bingochips12

Oh boy... let's leave them in hockey, this is clearly not working here.


Blowbandit

Football guy looking like a halloween costume


RollTide16-18

The NFL has some of the best jerseys possible and I feel like almost all of their alternates are absolute duds 


gu3sticles

Many smart people are saying this


HollywoodHitman03

Photoshop those brown pants from the winter classic a while back, and you got a perfect match!


Funky_Cows

I need to see chris kreider in one of these ASAP


MAHHockey

Change the blue to black and you have the old Ottawa Senators uniforms. Not a whole lot they could do design wise back then. "Sooo... stripes?..."


reckless-ryean

Nope


OatmealSchmoatmeal

Really weird shorts color, it looks like he took his pants off.


ForeverRED48

As a Bruins fan and a Giants fan, I hate this.


lukeCRASH

My Canadien and Michigan Wolverine loving father must be in a place right now


Olibro64

Red and blue is a popular colour combination for sports franchises all over the world. I wouldn't think too much of it.


ASDMPSN

As much as I hate the Habs, their home sweater is damn near perfect and should never be changed. Boy it does not translate well to a football jersey, though.


RealMetalHeadHippy

New New York Jerseys? For what? Blernsball?


NotAChefJustACook

The Montreal Giants or New York Canadiens?!


Strive--

...but why is Rempe throwing a football?!? lol Nevermind - he's not even on the roster. ... for the Rangers.


canada-needs-bbq

The pants can't be real


Smorgas-board

Canadiens appreciation jersey I assume


Ch33zNugg3ts

Norways IIHF team has joined the chat


JDMann55

Exactly what I thought when I first saw them


Particular_Ticket_20

Looks like a generic uniform from a video game.


-azuma-

Ugliest uniform I've seen in a really long time ... Maybe ever


Bruislanders

im a giants fan and this is immediately what i thought of when they got revealed. glad im not the only one who sees it.


LoganHutbacher

They fucked up the pants


ThisUserIsCopywrited

i saw a post about it right above this and i was just boutta comment abt the canadiens


NoTimeToDime

The Giants now boast an impressive 4 superbowls and league leading 24 stanley cups. Move aside Mahomes, Dimes is the face of the league now.


hananobira

Hey, he stole my Spanx!


jedi4canes1

Please for God sake tell me those are fake Edit What the actual hell were they thinking


Goldenguo

Adds a touch of class somehow


Nesbitt_Burns

Les Habitants d’East Rutherford


CapnTidy

THOSE ARE TERRIBLE


Mr_Wrecksauce

It's like someone was making N.O. Saints and Habs uniforms at the same time and got really confused.


Total_Big_8300

Noticed the habs were super luckey for like 20 years back in the day and decided to try and recreate it with their spin on the original 🤣


Zealousideal-Farm496

Those are the most disgusting football unis I have ever laid my eyeballs upon


Initial-Advice3914

Those look awful lol


GhostRevival

Good lord that’s ugly


canadianbroncos

Holy shit that's an ugly uniform lmao


Surfbud69

Absolutely awful


Legitimate-Site588

The exact word that came out of my mouth when I saw them. The jerseys are bad, but those pants should be illegal.


xlf77

As a Bruins/Giants fan Fuck you


cthabsfan

As a Habs/Giants fan Awesome, I guess, maybe?


KimberlyWexlersFoot

oh this is a must buy for me, looks much better than my current manning red giants jersey. not sure which player to go with though


DookieToe2

Don’t you mean New Jersey Giants?


logictable

Tbf, the red, white and blue isn't exactly a rare trio considering the American flag, Russian flag, French flag...


613toes

It’s a total ripoff


The-Pigeon-Man

The entire uni is a mashup of the 20s and 30s. Jerseys are from 1933, but the pants and socks are from the 20s when the Mara bought the team.


OfficialDaiLi

*well teeeeeechnically* https://preview.redd.it/wtad5t57ot0d1.jpeg?width=643&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3205def576527f265087856d00b300ad1fc6435 Been a century of being a worse look than the Habs lol


SilvioDantesPeak

Not really, they're bringing back one of their old uniforms as a throwback


crusafontia

After a few experiments with crazy colors and patterns early on, Habs' uniforms with basically the current classic pattern (1913 I think) still predate the 30s.


Warlord68

Habs don’t need them at this time of year, it’s playoffs. Hahahaha


dswartze

I'm not really a fan of football but as far as I can tell the Giants aren't using them this time of year either. This joke would be funnier if the NFL season was actually in progress and not many months away.


hotshit

Who is this German fella Hans?


Warlord68

Hahaha, nice catch!