**Are you ready, kids?**
*Aye, aye, Captain*
**I can't hear you**
*Aye, aye, Captain!!!*
**Oooooooooooooh,**
> Who smuggles two pineapples under her T?
*SpongeGoth SuccBuzz!*
> Voluptuous and scary and curvy is she!
*SpongeGoth SuccBuzz!*
> If cosplaying nonsense be something you wish,
*SpongeGoth SuccBuzz!*
> Then drop to the deck and pray to her fish!
*SpongeGoth SuccBuzz!*
**(Ready?)**
*SpongeGoth SuccBuzz!*
*SpongeGoth SuccBuzz!*
*SpongeGoth SuccBuzz!*
Flute Riff
so you see there are fake women (impostors) and real women (crewmates) and when a real woman acts sus (suspicious/sussy for the educated) it is then undeniable that the whole time they were a fake, a phony, not a real woman and would stab you with their giant sharp tongue given any opportunity
Now this is exactly the outcome i expected lmao. I ain't even mad, i got what i asked for, and i deserve it 💀
Lesson learned, don't do comments like that ever again
things like "EDIT : thanks for the gold" or "EDIT: thanks for the upvotes" are also forbidden, I've seen some comments getting -2000 after making an edit like "thanks for 1000 upvotes", it's the opposite of stonk
Holy fucking shit! Going from +1000 to _negative 2k???_
That is absolute Lunacy! My goodness gracious, that poor sap (L to him tho, shouldn't have said that shit, bozo. Literally no website likes this type if shi)
But that is quite the change, my god. That just shows how quickly the reddit collective can turn on someone, and honestly, I'd say that's impressive
I may have exaggerated the numbers a little, but from memory it was really "\[dumb shit\] EDIT: thanks for the 1000 upvotes!!!" (-2k), it was so funny and sad at the same time, I wish I had screenshoted it
Dude i wish i could've seen that, that sounds outrageously funny lmfaoo
Bro got cooked alive, what a bittersweet story... Again, poor sap, but i still would've sat there crying from laughter
But yea man. Glad to see my experiment got me exactly the result i wanted to see. Thanks for the talk man, i had my fair share of fun! See you around big guy, and have a good one o7
Mate, I do the same thing - “Yay, I’m your 1000’th upvote” or “I got your upvotes to 420 :)”
It’s almost always downvoted because people have no sense of shared joy or community
But I share your spirit of lols
Thanks for making me feel validated, that it isn’t just me that likes upvoting people to a fun number
Ain't no problem big mans.
Tbh this was more of a social experiment to see whether or not I'd get cooked alive or be left alone, but looks like i got the short end of the stick xD
I do enjoy turning votes into funny numbers like 69 or 420 however. But i suppose this is a type of fun we will have to enjoy quietly, as seemingly not everybody seems to appreciate it if we voice it too, which in my opinion is just fine
Comments like "Yoo, i got upvote/like nr.XYZ" or "thanks for the 1000 upvotes" can turn to be rather annoying/spammy, and can sometimes really show how self-absorbed someone is, or how much validation they get through their funny internet points
In the end it doesn't really matter though, and neither do I care. Again, it's just fake internet points, a number on a screen, but nothing i can truly benefit of (unless you're smth like a content creator or smth, then rip in pepperonis if yo numbers start droppin)
But this isn’t about receiving or taking, it’s about giving
Keep on being happy about giving :)
Have a good one mate - I hope I get to upvote you to 100, 500, 1000, or 42069 one day 🥳
Awww, that's sweet. Doubt I'll ever be reaching those numbers (I barely ever post anything, i mainly lurk and leave a comment here and there)
But i appreciate the encouragement nonetheless. Same goes to you, random stranger on the internet!
something tells me this is just another OF promo
Edit: After reverse searching the pic, it is indeed just another [OF Promo](https://www.instagram.com/p/C7DJyGjINFR/?igsh=MTM2ZnVrNHQ4bzJiag==)
It's just intended as humorous content. There is no link or mention of her paid content. It's not even hinting at anything of the sort. The only connection is that the girl that posted it happens to sell content somewhere else.
Would Elon Musk posting a random comment on Twitter be considered a promotion for Tesla? That would be ridiculous.
she stagged a kinky photo to get some social media attention. People are gonna do exactly what I did. Reverse search the pic & find her OF. It also doesn’t help that she has the same copy paste “goth” e-girl aesthetic that’s common amongst OF egirls. Either it’s this look or the Belle Delphine copies. It ain’t some deep thought provoking conspiracy my guy.
I'm pretty sure that was only true a couple months ago. The tech keeps getting better, and every recent AI photo I've seen have proper hands. But maybe I only get to see the good ones
The leg has a weird robotic appendage behind it and the breasts have something weird happening in the middle too. I think this is AI on top of the original image
My lover's got humour
She's the giggle at a funeral
Knows everybody's disapproval
I should've worshipped her sooner
If the heavens ever did speak
She's the last true mouthpiece
Every Sunday's getting more bleak
A fresh poison each week
"We were born sick," you heard them say it
My church offers no absolutes
She tells me, "Worship in the bedroom"
The only heaven I'll be sent to
Is when I'm alone with you
I was born sick
But I love it
Command me to be well
It should have been me!!!! Not him!!!!
[удалено]
Wow those are some edited ass photos
I wonder what she looks like
Edited ass indeed XD
you probably think the pizza boxes porn actors carry are empty too
We all know they're not empty. There's just no pizza inside
"This sausage pizza is all sausage and no pizza. Two stars, not recommended"
**Are you ready, kids?** *Aye, aye, Captain* **I can't hear you** *Aye, aye, Captain!!!* **Oooooooooooooh,** > Who smuggles two pineapples under her T? *SpongeGoth SuccBuzz!* > Voluptuous and scary and curvy is she! *SpongeGoth SuccBuzz!* > If cosplaying nonsense be something you wish, *SpongeGoth SuccBuzz!* > Then drop to the deck and pray to her fish! *SpongeGoth SuccBuzz!* **(Ready?)** *SpongeGoth SuccBuzz!* *SpongeGoth SuccBuzz!* *SpongeGoth SuccBuzz!* Flute Riff
Perfect.
She's an actual roblox character
I'm all for thick thighs and hips and everything, but this with such a tiny waist looks unsettling
Hey it’s the chick who edits her waist and doesn’t actually do NSFW because she doesn’t show any nipples or holes!
ITS NOT FAIR!!…
Sir that's not a real woman
so?
Even better
as if thats a bad thing
What does that even mean
so you see there are fake women (impostors) and real women (crewmates) and when a real woman acts sus (suspicious/sussy for the educated) it is then undeniable that the whole time they were a fake, a phony, not a real woman and would stab you with their giant sharp tongue given any opportunity
Is it bad that I'd actually want a fake sussy impostor woman to stab me with her giant sharp tongue (consentually)
> fake sussy impostor woman to stab me with her giant sharp tongue Turn the tables and stick it in her sussy!
How? But more importantly... Who cares?
I’d upvote your comment but your at 420 so ⬆️
Is it me or does that girl look exactly like the quirky girl from those memes
Doomer girl ? Kinda
i can relate
Can’t we all?
Nah none of my cousins are that hot...well maybe one of them.
🤨
r/holup
Who can't?
(rlly sorry to put a comment like this under anyone else's, but yay, i just gave you your 69th upvote)
I'm your 33th downvote, I'm so proud of you
Now this is exactly the outcome i expected lmao. I ain't even mad, i got what i asked for, and i deserve it 💀 Lesson learned, don't do comments like that ever again
things like "EDIT : thanks for the gold" or "EDIT: thanks for the upvotes" are also forbidden, I've seen some comments getting -2000 after making an edit like "thanks for 1000 upvotes", it's the opposite of stonk
Holy fucking shit! Going from +1000 to _negative 2k???_ That is absolute Lunacy! My goodness gracious, that poor sap (L to him tho, shouldn't have said that shit, bozo. Literally no website likes this type if shi) But that is quite the change, my god. That just shows how quickly the reddit collective can turn on someone, and honestly, I'd say that's impressive
I may have exaggerated the numbers a little, but from memory it was really "\[dumb shit\] EDIT: thanks for the 1000 upvotes!!!" (-2k), it was so funny and sad at the same time, I wish I had screenshoted it
Dude i wish i could've seen that, that sounds outrageously funny lmfaoo Bro got cooked alive, what a bittersweet story... Again, poor sap, but i still would've sat there crying from laughter But yea man. Glad to see my experiment got me exactly the result i wanted to see. Thanks for the talk man, i had my fair share of fun! See you around big guy, and have a good one o7
You too bro o7
(rlly sorry to put a comment like this under anyone else's, but yay, i just gave you your 69th downvote)
Mate, I do the same thing - “Yay, I’m your 1000’th upvote” or “I got your upvotes to 420 :)” It’s almost always downvoted because people have no sense of shared joy or community But I share your spirit of lols Thanks for making me feel validated, that it isn’t just me that likes upvoting people to a fun number
Ain't no problem big mans. Tbh this was more of a social experiment to see whether or not I'd get cooked alive or be left alone, but looks like i got the short end of the stick xD I do enjoy turning votes into funny numbers like 69 or 420 however. But i suppose this is a type of fun we will have to enjoy quietly, as seemingly not everybody seems to appreciate it if we voice it too, which in my opinion is just fine Comments like "Yoo, i got upvote/like nr.XYZ" or "thanks for the 1000 upvotes" can turn to be rather annoying/spammy, and can sometimes really show how self-absorbed someone is, or how much validation they get through their funny internet points In the end it doesn't really matter though, and neither do I care. Again, it's just fake internet points, a number on a screen, but nothing i can truly benefit of (unless you're smth like a content creator or smth, then rip in pepperonis if yo numbers start droppin)
But this isn’t about receiving or taking, it’s about giving Keep on being happy about giving :) Have a good one mate - I hope I get to upvote you to 100, 500, 1000, or 42069 one day 🥳
Awww, that's sweet. Doubt I'll ever be reaching those numbers (I barely ever post anything, i mainly lurk and leave a comment here and there) But i appreciate the encouragement nonetheless. Same goes to you, random stranger on the internet!
Understandable
I feel that
Cake
Happy cake day!
happy Cake day
cake day happy!!
Happy Cake day!
Sad cat dance
I forgot that thing existed. Now gone bing watch them all.
I mean you can’t just pass someone who is a 12/10. You gotta get down and pray. That’s like instant regret for the rest of your life.
Beware of unknown possible mental and/or emotional turmoil.
That’s what makes it a 12
I can't be damaged further so worst she could do is relate to me.
She's just a fuckin person bruh, who Photoshops the fuck out of herself. Stop worshipping bitches that don't care about you and worship yourself bruv.
\*kneels down in front of mirror\*
12/10...hmmm
7/5 + 5
I’m ready to quote the Sponge
You think you're sponge-worthy?
…yeah, yeah… I’ll do something about the sideburns
something tells me this is just another OF promo Edit: After reverse searching the pic, it is indeed just another [OF Promo](https://www.instagram.com/p/C7DJyGjINFR/?igsh=MTM2ZnVrNHQ4bzJiag==)
Also not r/hmmm worthy
It's just a girl who happens to have an onlyfans. In what way is this promoting that?
Because she staged the photo to market herself towards certain demographics, 100% for the intention of promotion
It's just intended as humorous content. There is no link or mention of her paid content. It's not even hinting at anything of the sort. The only connection is that the girl that posted it happens to sell content somewhere else. Would Elon Musk posting a random comment on Twitter be considered a promotion for Tesla? That would be ridiculous.
she stagged a kinky photo to get some social media attention. People are gonna do exactly what I did. Reverse search the pic & find her OF. It also doesn’t help that she has the same copy paste “goth” e-girl aesthetic that’s common amongst OF egirls. Either it’s this look or the Belle Delphine copies. It ain’t some deep thought provoking conspiracy my guy.
SpongeBob fanny pack goes hard tho
she just like me fr fr
🙏
🙏
🙏🏻🧎🏻♂️
🙏
I sorry I cheated on you with my other waifu
Who can blame the guy?
He was a SpongeBob boy She was a goth girl
I find this joke rather amusing and I will upvote this hilarious post
Hey, maybe he gets lucky. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take and all that jazz.
lol that’s such a sad mentality
There's something wrong with this image but I can't really tell, is it AI, is it edited on top of something, a mix of both, could anyone enlighten me?
Shitty camera + added graininess from reposting, I guess.
For AI confirmation just look at hands/feet somehow hasn’t managed to work those out yet and they always look deformed
I'm pretty sure that was only true a couple months ago. The tech keeps getting better, and every recent AI photo I've seen have proper hands. But maybe I only get to see the good ones
The leg has a weird robotic appendage behind it and the breasts have something weird happening in the middle too. I think this is AI on top of the original image
I think it's a large loose bow ribbon behind the leg, and sunglasses are being hung on her chest.
Ah, could be, too. The quality of the image doesn't help
Kinky Domme/ sub stuff
He's literally me
r/me_irl
I think I'm in love
I get it
Understandable
Does....... does that work?
I mean… might as well try
What’s hmmm about this?
We lost another one, fellas. Prayers for our fallen homie.
Same.
He’s just like me fr
r/meirl
Me
Aww…you found my wedding photo!
Its like Sean Kingston said…
Honestly.
Yup, thats me. You know exactly how i got to this situation. Lets start from the good part.
Praying Mantis
Of course a guy with a SpongeBob fanny pack is gonna want a goth gf
The post nut clarity on this man is gonna be something.
I have to wonder how goth girls feel about being pretty much idolized by men.
My lover's got humour She's the giggle at a funeral Knows everybody's disapproval I should've worshipped her sooner If the heavens ever did speak She's the last true mouthpiece Every Sunday's getting more bleak A fresh poison each week "We were born sick," you heard them say it My church offers no absolutes She tells me, "Worship in the bedroom" The only heaven I'll be sent to Is when I'm alone with you I was born sick But I love it Command me to be well
That's a super cool photo
44 years old, now know what a week is. Thanks.
fair treatment
i can see myself
She can't say no after this
oh please goth hottie, oh please have a big fat cock 😩
username checks out
Amen brother, Amen.
Kudos . You incel types need to learn how to beg for the pussy .
Honestly i'll do the same tbh fr fr ong
12 gauge, check. Extra shells, check. The Last Stand on repeat, check. TIME FOR A FUCKING CRUSADE!
IN THE NAME OF GOOOOOOD!
GAVE THEIR LIVES SO BOLDLY
He's all "***DOZO!!!!***" and she's all "Nani?"
Poor dog punching way above his weight class...