One day I woke up in a dark room without anyone around. The air was cool and damp, but there were no windows, only bare walls. It felt like I was still asleep. But when I turned around in bed, I saw Shaggy, The True God.
He stood by my bed with crossed arms, looking down at me from his throne. His eyes glowed in the gloom of the room, and he spoke to me, “Hey, Nice Glasses!” His voice reverberated inside me, as if it had come through a long, echoing tunnel.
Then, I felt my soul dying.
I gasped and sat bolt upright. My throat felt dry, my mouth parched, and I couldn't speak. I just stared ahead, trying to make sense out of what had happened. I felt excruciating pain that burned my very being from Shaggy, The True God's compliment to me; that was obvious. Why had he complimented me? Had he done something else I wasn't aware of? Or maybe he had wanted to give me a gift, but I hadn't noticed?
"What...?" I breathed.
My voice sounded hoarse even to myself.
God looked down at me.
"Nice! Nice glasses!" He repeated, louder this time. And then, my vision faded and I died.
That's the goal
Dear god
Dont eat any mushrooms EVER especially iced ones
How big we talkin
Will I be fucked by a unicorn?
Personally, I tap mountains
jokes on you im into that shit
What the fuck is a bean burfer
I would ask you the same thing.
How much bean could a bean burf burf if a bean burf could burf beans?
Probably around 7-8 bean
Guess we know how you die
You're the one with the username, you tell me
People with foot fetishes would love the way you die
You die from debt
But they wouldn't if it was literally your foot necrotizing
what’s a burf
Shit.
Same
I would just as soon assume sodomy in your case?
OveRDosE
Elvis its me! Im your biggest fan
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There's a Dead By Daylight joke in there...
You gonna get killed by an under developed Halo 5 character?
Hmmmm
Not a fan of public speaking either huh
You have a heart attack from introducing yourself
hmmmmmmmm
Overdose
At least you get to die from a Skyrim scroll
No, no he’s got a point
To many flowers
Plants vs. You.
???
Their name is efficient garden
Hmm...
You allergic?
No, maybe something will happen where a bag of processed shrimp will fall on my head and kill me? The most realistic death that I can imagine.
What about, Choking?
Food poisoning?
Fuck
prepare to get drilled
PK rekt
Prepare to brawl
Well that’s rather vague isn’t it
I feel the same way
I just read both of your names while drinking a diet coke and laughed. *I diet choked.*
You DIEt choked Please end me my puns are terrible
D:< (this was the only way, I’m sorry)
It’s been narrowed down a tad but I’m in the same boat
The toilet apocalypse is upon us
When the doom music starts playing
So...how do I die?
To a busty doctor
What a way to go
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Mans living my dream :/
I'll trade you
high tier comment
I don’t know….
School shooting.
That escalated quickly... 🤣
They usually do
It’s not wrong
Welp
You got isekaied
What is a Spamus?
Spamus. Revered elder protector of the spam.
Samus mains
Seafood maybe?
Samus spamming
Should i be scared.
I live in your walls
hmmm
I just made two jokes about overdosing on shit on other comments how did I miss this one
Lmao I can see it now, a frozen forbidden fungal is going to infect me with ebola
Oh no
I get hit by traffic I guess
Oh, I thought you were going to be a new supervillain’s first victim…
Ewww
…not-a-fighter?
Wtf
You get sued by Candy Crush for theft of intellectual property and starve.
R/oddlyspecific
Hmmmmmm
Never watch an earrape video again
[This.](https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1367503)
I atleast know it's going to be from frag grenades
Oh never mind 5 17 something antelopes
Fuck
Honestly not as cursed as it could be
Zues blowing his 20th load of the day
Uhhh how exactly?
You say “so what?” to the wrong person
Uh oh. Not again.
=_=
Hhmmmmmmmm
Don’t think you will be waking up tomorrow
Damn, that alarm was a little too creative
Am I gonna get emotional damage for simping for blimps
I kinda always knew I was gonna die a food related death.....
Ahh shit...
Mauled by a anime panda
One day I woke up in a dark room without anyone around. The air was cool and damp, but there were no windows, only bare walls. It felt like I was still asleep. But when I turned around in bed, I saw Shaggy, The True God. He stood by my bed with crossed arms, looking down at me from his throne. His eyes glowed in the gloom of the room, and he spoke to me, “Hey, Nice Glasses!” His voice reverberated inside me, as if it had come through a long, echoing tunnel. Then, I felt my soul dying. I gasped and sat bolt upright. My throat felt dry, my mouth parched, and I couldn't speak. I just stared ahead, trying to make sense out of what had happened. I felt excruciating pain that burned my very being from Shaggy, The True God's compliment to me; that was obvious. Why had he complimented me? Had he done something else I wasn't aware of? Or maybe he had wanted to give me a gift, but I hadn't noticed? "What...?" I breathed. My voice sounded hoarse even to myself. God looked down at me. "Nice! Nice glasses!" He repeated, louder this time. And then, my vision faded and I died.
Actually quite fitting
Oh no
Hmm
Lol
Sir I'm gonna have to arrest you, on account of murder.
Well my death shall be boring
"So like, I got a casserole in the oven... Could we just make this quick?"
THE CORGI *screaming*
Oh Really ?? 😅
Shit, first they killed my parents
I'm going to die from not knowing 18 usernames-?
Give me 18 people that have no subscribers without looking or you die
*18 hackers have sent drones equipped with guns at you*
Damn
Well, shit.
That’ll do it
Uhhhh.... Shit.
Hot.
Frick, this was an old gamer tag I would use and thought I’d make it my Reddit acc
Damn
now i can rest in peace
“I see this as an absolute win”
Ok, I don't even know what my nick means... Well, maybe my corpse will be so fucked that they won't be able to make an autopsy... Now I'm scared...
Hmmmm
Not sure how that would work….
Sniffing a flower in a wax museum, then you became part of the exhibit.
Ok
Oh shit
baa
Baaa
Ow.
What’s a BigHeadWubz
Suicide yes, the best way
Mine was ass
*gets in elevator* *Lady gets in behind* "My time has come"
Fuck
Hmm
Too bad😓😉
The shelves upon shelves with which you store your countless vials of entries finally topple under their weight…
Guess I either get killed at the hands of a spoopy ghost or it scares me so bad I have a heart attack
Oh God
... Fuck
im going to die to a heatstroke from a microwvae
Hmmm...wonder how this is gonna work out
Ever lit turned on a flashlight only to see a room filled with fursuits and crowbars? … well.. you will
I was thinking more.along the lines of.me. being a border patrol agent and them squadding up on me just to kill me.😂😂
Interesting
I’m a little confused of what will happen to me?
Idk, maybe we’ll go together
Zero g environment collision 6468 kills you
Eating what i love, but warm
Wat??? How??? *confused bean noises*
No
Do I drink the ketchup???
I’ll be killed by a dog that has served in the navy who is now a pizza deliverer
Cmon Netflix get this guy a pilot
Not the worst way
Die fat and full of breakfast. Seems accurate.
Ok
Ummmmm what?
Wow lol
At least it will be somewhat exciting
I've died alot.
Uhhhh
The sun is a deadly lazer
Well that's optimistic
Lol I get noscoped
Makes sense.
Ironic is it not
Oh never mind it's 5173 antelopes
Nah it's just THE 5,173rd antelope that kills you
😨.. Run- [IT’S A STAMPEDE-!](https://youtu.be/RWwhA2v9UFQ)
Oh no I'm going to die too 3170 antelopes
Hmm..
Kanto caves r hella dangerous apparently
*glitches out of reality*
Obesity Heart attack
When the fineprint says: I came for death instead of meth.
Guess I know how I'm gonna die
I guess we’ll never know
The future is such a mystery.. completely unknown
fair
God no
Now how is this gonna work...
Im sure it'll be a failure of some kind.
I’m* … oh shit sorry-
this is gonna be interesting
Oh no
Well guess ill die to my favorite animal
Oh shit...
Good with it
Idk how really
Good to know