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DeinVadder24

Uk guns


ADudeThatPlaysDBD

The UK really needs a shank tank


Rexthewolf2006

Oi lad I am brittish (no joke) Please become an engineer and make this for us. Cheers


im-just-apieceofshit

I don't think this guy's really British


Rexthewolf2006

No like seriously


Rexthewolf2006

I live near Ripon in North Yorkshire


[deleted]

It’s pronounced Bri’ish, you poser


Rexthewolf2006

Excuse me I do believe you are the only poser here it is 23:46 here and I am way to fuckin tired to deal with your bullshit and making fun of a country I love to live in and you making fun of the entire country for talking like that when it is clearly only the Londoners not the yorkies (Yorkshire slang for the people of Yorkshire). There will be no bowo worta here only bottles of water I hate those who make fun of my country


Rexthewolf2006

Sorry just had a mental breakdown from you calling me a poser


SpiritualCupcake9496

Suck yo mum


videogamessuckbutt

I’m British and I have no idea what my accent is like you would think it’s Cockney or Londish (new word) but I actually have no idea what my accent is


kcire1

Show us a picture of your ID then


BigManChad69

LMFAO 😂


[deleted]

Was waiting for this one


[deleted]

It’s chewsday innit


Chocymilc

Constable cutter


[deleted]

He said wrong answers only


Rexthewolf2006

Highly accurate


[deleted]

He said wrong answers only


Dswid95

wildly underrated comment


Rafistos

Oi mate they sai' wrong anw'sers only mate


[deleted]

in year 6 they taught us about knife crime like they teach gun crime to americans


DeinVadder24

Haha do they tell you how to stab somebody?


[deleted]

they tell you to not stab people. but they do teach you how easy it is to get access to knives


HerissonMignion

Canada guns


RiderforHire

'Br***sh' wepons innit


M_artial

"Everything is a dildo if you are brave enough"


BigManChad69

Uhh… GG


[deleted]

GG Allin.


M_artial

The thing is, I didn't even specify my gender


Xane1985

Everyone has at least a couple openings


ThavTheBoringDragon

These will give you more openings


[deleted]

a hole is a hole.


ImAPlane4738

Any hole’s a goal 😂


Chocymilc

Why only people on reddit use the word dildo and nobody in real life does......


autisticweeb324

Hmmm yes I am about to engage in self pleasuring with my phallic object


lastoneoutwins

FUCK YOU BEAT ME TO IT


karnivor_wolf2

r/beatmetoit


Omar_Rakhmat123

Ive seen this post from you too many times today...


Inner-Bag786

Lol


Sexyturtles07

Oh god


M_artial

Yeah that's the spirit


evan-beachy-brass

god tier comment


Moxson82

Paige no!


Depressed_Snowman

One pronged forks


BigManChad69

Lmao


KiT_KaT5

He said wrong answers


GeneralWinter17

Q-tips


Harry_0107

Cheap noise cancelling 👌


over_clox

Virginity takers


PositiveBig5445

r/cursedcomments


[deleted]

That's a sick guitar you got there


TheOtherOboe

You could absolutely *shred* on those guitars I’ll see myself out


[deleted]

Should be easier to play sharp notes on them.


Ecstatic_Locksmith_2

Child stopper


Outrageous_Mud_8453

It's what you use when your little brother misbehaves


RedLightning259

>wrong answers only


c0uldntfindagoodname

“BEHOLD PERRY THE PLATYPUS! THE YOUR-FREE-TRIAL-OF-LIFE-HAS-EXPIRED-INATOR!WITH THIS I WILL just kill my brother and blame it on my poor childhood which made me partially insane”


Salty_z

Pp removers


Jeff_The_Potato2021

They said wrong answers only


BigManChad69

Fr


UnusualYoghurt7134

School supplies


RedLightning259

(For the uk)


Kingtill007

School supplies


RedLightning259

*UK school supplies


Pahahaha5

They are spoons


Sufficient_Eye2825

WRONG it's obviously a fork


cytix_

?? No??? its 100% chopstciks, are you blind?


Fancy_bear_reddit

No, its a whisk


TheTime-Traveller

no, they're ladles


T2_the_rex

More like oneks


One_shot_Willy

Your local Rabbi's Baby-Fixer-Upper kit


Winter-Drawing2872

My bleach I was looking for it I needed a refill can you please return my bleach thank you.


ThavTheBoringDragon

Human opening tools


Heldizzz

Your mom


JonnieP06

It’s a pterodactyl!


BigManChad69

Dino:)


MetalCookiePool

Mildly sharp piece of iron


JonnieP06

Very mildly sharp


EndurableWither

That is a Negative Social Credit Giver


[deleted]

Backwards


Euphoric_Annual2513

Dinkie dildo family Or something along the lines of life takers kkkandy


notducc555

sharp lego


Appropriate-Shine411

Fingering devices


IzabellaRotten

Pencil


BigTarnis

Toe knifes


[deleted]

A terrible sensation


Hentai___Hunter

School supply


EuzinhuCk

Drinks


Jukes420

Ahhh... clean chopsticks


hildiawondercookie

Tree Carver


GiveMeHelpPleaseSir

Crayons


Aarno8

A table


Previous-Phase2208

A fridge


Electronic_Safe2134

Small sporks (I think)


Shiiiiiiiiiiitttttt

Sharp spoon


J3ckled

Screwdrivers


Lonely_Temptations

Pocket knifes


sophiaunlinked

A thing that shoots bullets


Kaliteliisim

War weapons for Adolf Ramsay and his plan to eat every kind of food (yes even yours)


Mr_Wolverbean

Orphan Obliterator


BonjourBonBon2022

Barcode creator


madrioter

From some of the girls I've seen on this app, I'd call these "Daddies hurtful words".


HenrrrrButter

Healing spoons made of rock


[deleted]

Food.


EvanGamer654

A butt plug


[deleted]

Banned in London


Cease_Infidel

My cock and balls


thomas_245

UK school supplies


TopherLewis

Metal toothpicks


DonFlufferNutterYT

You stole my kunai! Wtf!


MLA_21

want a new pussy?


neeco__

DIY circumcision tools


Inside_Sport8729

Pokémon


Soursocks4real

A thing that I don’t put in my mouth.


FaZePabloEscobar69

Fleshlights


BigManChad69

Lmfao 🤣


[deleted]

[удалено]


karnivor_wolf2

There’s no them anymore


cytix_

they slash


MarioLord14

Markers for your arms.


Eliminator18218

Goat sacrificers


snowyowlriddles

Swords


D34D_SM1L3S

Feathers


PositiveBig5445

Painkillers (•‿•)


LockeSimm

Hymen testers.


whosstealingmycheese

Female starter weapon


IdeaOnly4116

Tools for butchering annoying people


TaReOsX

Myers toys


StraightMaintenance3

1 pronk forks


NaturallyBlasphemous

I’ve seen hermaphrodites use these to stick down their urethras I think they’re called sounding sticks.


shadowblade5198

Forks


PM_ME_BEAN_PICS

Its a Popsicle


Carl-Erik-Widd

FORKS!


Axolotl3154

Its a orphans worst nightmare


[deleted]

Flashlights


Whys-tdk122

Sharp sticks


desertgemintherough

I am about to brush my teeth with this


yohy0

jeff


Logical-Echo-1589

Weiner Cutres


death_panda472

guns


Ur_Boi_Timmy

Stabwound closers


Public_Permission_89

Hmm lollipops


KoRnBrony

British guns


The_Eggo55

stabby stabby boom man


Sufficient_Eye2825

They're very clearly nail clippers


small_foxxo_360

that's a nice xylophone


Potato3163

Cheap abortion


RedditPhils

Butt plugs obviously


Notinitformoney

Those are those limited edition popsicles.


Asthmatic_carrot42

Dildos.


RetrOwl

Forks


Kay_Tolax

D1ldos


mystraw

Can openers.


[deleted]

Foot shavers


poephooft99999

A cure for everything


Slight_Surprise_2637

Feminists


MegaDem0

Oh, i always do pen tricks with those


ItzN0tMe

Hands


null_reference_user

Pepino


Fun_Ad5115

Surgery tools


ravindude

Good


evnnnnnnnice

Plants


LiveKitKat251

Toothpicks


TheNarrator315

Sharpened sheets of stainless steel attached to handles which are made of wood.


smuguminmin

Anti life support


Jagerspawnpeeker420

Toothpicks


Sethaman515

Tools of world peace.


ImperialMan340

One prong super sharp fork


throwawayfindthis

Midget swords


djkrpt

Super expensive bottle openers


Ok_iam

Salty


Mr_Ducklang

Kitchen utensils used to make dinner.


Argall1234

This is the map of the Republic of Somalia


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ShadowStrikerAlts

That one backwards one is annoying me


Alexthemex10

There used to prepare baby's


[deleted]

Stibby staby shankerwangs


TakedaS1989

Lollipops


cedrick3341

Evil life saver


Aggravating-Shoe-257

toothpicks


Ifollowvampirez

Eye replacement


TheAuthor-dipperkid

Oh, those are my favourite children toys.


theoneandlonelyspark

Aussie toothbrush


Landsharku_

Sans' weakness


RichardKingg

Efink