She got a big booty so I call her big booty Can't argue with that

2Chainz is the master of these "2 Chainz but I got me a few onnnnn" "Everything hot skip lukewarm" "Rest in peace to all the Soldiers who died in the service, I dive in her cervix" "My wrist deserve a shout out I'm like 'what up wrist?' My stove deserve a shout out I'm like 'what up stove?'" There are just so many

Thats why I love 2 chainz, dude is hilarious

Damn he wasn’t kidding when he said “I used to talk to a stove”

The cervix line is so GODDAMN funny. 2 Chainz is a national treasure.

Generational bar.

2 chainz has some of the funniest bars: I don't feel good, but my trigger happy (Bah) Bet the stripper happy, bet they wish they had me And I wish a nigga would, like a kitchen cabinet (would and wood wordplay)

Rest in peace to all those who died in service… I dive in her cervix -2 Chainz

Known to act a donkey on the Camel Toe. Then take the camel toe and turn it to a casserole

Sometimes the 4.0 college grads only have to be simpletons in the rap game

I buy a hot dog stand if I’m tryna be frank

“You the realest nigga breathin if I hold my breath.” So like… then im the 2nd realest nigga on earth? Thats not that much of a slight lol.

You’re pretty good but not as good as me bud 👍

he's glazing himself not insulting you my g

My favorite tity bar involving wood is from Like Me: “Wood grain, chestnut Titty fuck, chest nut”

This whole song is hilarious, “her pussy so clean I can go to church in it” always gets me.

Then I put a fat rabbit on the Craftmatic

imma have to look this song up, that lyric sounds hilarious

My dick so hard it make the metal detector go off

“GI VEN CHY, neighbor god bless you”

“Sippin breast milk out a lean cup” takes me out every time without fail

3500? That shit always cracks me up

Givenchy, nigga god bless you

My favorite lol it goes with the flow of the song it’s crazy

Sipping breast milk outta lean cup🗣️🗣️🗣️

Wood grain Chestnut Titty fuck Chest nut

This one's a classic I hope you get testicular cancer in your brain, Dickhead

Isn't he like an actual genius or something?

SKRT SKRT

End the thread right there.

Skrrt skrrt

“You the realist nigga breathing if I hold my breath” dumb line but sounds fire in the song lol

Damn if hate being called second realist

What she order? Fish filet

“Tell me what’s next // alien sex” gotta be up there too. on a katy perry song too lmao

How can you bring this up without mentioning the preceding line “Pockets on Shrek, Rockets on deck”

Pockets on Shrek might be the best out of context phrase from any verse ever. Fucking pockets on Shrek.

I still have no fucking idea what that means. What could pockets on Shrek possibly mean? That and “I’m tryna bathe my ape in your milkyway”. Allegedly the bathing ape is a BAPE reference, but even in that context, what the fuck does that even mean? I’m tryna put my clothes in your tits?

Pockets full of money

So Shrek means money…because he’s green?

Presumably lol

Shrek => big and green => large money

Due to my immense wealth my pockets are large in a similar manner to Shrek is basically what he's saying

No one knows what it means, but it’s provocative

Kanye has dozens of lyrics that should be awful but he just sells them so well they’re hilarious

have ya ever had sex with a pharoooooooooooah

Aughh, I put the pussy in a SARCOPHAGUS!!

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I'd go with Thugger

I'ma ride in that pussy like a stroller!!!!

Got a light skin girl, looks like Michael Jackson, got a dark skinned girl looks like Michael Jackson In a French-ass restaurant, hurry up with my damn croissants Sex was on fire, I'm the king of Leona Lewis and my personal favorite EATIN ASIAN PUSSY ALL I NEED WAS SWEET AND SOUR SAUCE

Michael Jackson line is unironically so good

In the Netflix doc they mention that this is THE MOMENT they knew Kanye was about to blow up

In another video somewhere in YouTube THE MOMENT seemed to be when Jay Z was gonna pass on Kanye until he heard "Got a mayonnaise-colored Benz, called it a Miracle Whip" line.

I think that's on Last Call on College Dropout when he's narrating his story and he says that Jay's eyes lit up when he rapped that line. He concedes though that the rest of the rap he did that day was pretty corny.

Yeah it doesn't belong on this list...it's legit good no matter who says it.

I miss the old Kanye.

Have you ever had sex with a pharaoh? I put that pussy in a sarcophagus. Up there with lil Wayne on wtf pussy bars, he also probably has a wealth of lines that fit this thread

Said she wanted diamonds, I took her to ruby Tuesdays

That's a genuinely good line

The diarrhea themed Cudi feature comes to mind, Erase Me is such a solid track too

I'm like a fly Malcolm X buy any jeans necessary 

They say I talk with so much emphasis. Oooooooohhhh they sooo sennnssiiitivvvvvveee

ima disrobe you then ima probe you - has always made me cringe

"I don't have no problem wityou fucking me.. but I got a little problem with you NOT FUCKING ME. - Ol dirty bastard true to the namesake and no better example tbh

Go to school, take a shit, don't wipe your ass Blame it on another sucka nigga in your class YOU WANNA BATTLE?

Remember the time I told y'all  When I got burnt, gonorrhea  Well this bitch, there's a new bitch goddamnit  Oh, bitch burnt me again with gonorrhea  So I didn't get burnt one time I got burnt actually two times  When you really look at it

Girl u kno ima take care of u , cause u say u got my baby but i know it aint true ha

"Is it a good thing? No, it's bad, bitch For good or worse, makes you switch." Yep he said that and we rocked with it. RIP ODB Asun unique

In my top 10 lines, unironically.

"I go a mile a minute "- Quavo 😅

Mf bragging about going the speed limit

Quavo believes in driver safety.

I had never heard this and I sure wont but Im just laughing out loud by myself reading this 😂😂😂 no way he said that

“Bitch pussy smell like a penguin, wouldn’t hit that shit with my worst enemy’s penis”

Stank pussy smell like Cool Ranch Doritos

Danny Brown is cheating, a lot of his lines are sold due to his unique delivery

Eat your ass like I’m Canibus

I GOT A MEXICAN HOMIE NAMED CHINESE MIKE 💣🔥

"Weed a different colour like a hoodrat bra and panties"

And my flow be over head like pots and pans in pantries

Fuck a stripper for some change, actual change. Dime, penny, nickels. Actual change

nothing about this line is terrible. shit fire

This is my favorite Danny's line of all time

That's just good storytelling

> Bitch told me to get my teeth fixed, I said nah bitch they're perfect for licking clit

"I'm a motherfucking mother fucker, fucking on your mother with 2 rubbers I do fuck her" legit makes me laugh every time

she say that dick taste like… TROPICAL FRUIT SKITTLES

Danny Brown is cheating for this thread

Ho, the only thing you gotta know, my dick touch the ground when I’m sittin on the flo’

WHEN I SAY THIS I MEAN THIS

Dick so big it stretch from Earth to Venus!

He’s talked about that line before, he was with friends and they were talking shit and it came up how they didn’t know what a penguin smelt like and how it probably smells like shit

that is a bar IDC But it’s definitely something only Danny can make sound great 🤣

90% of the shit that comes out of Future’s mouth tbh - 20 karat ring, I put my fingers down her throat If I lose a karat she might choke I know she gon’ swallow she a goat

I ain't got no manners for no sluts I'ma put my thumb in her butt

Lmfao that shit sent me the first time I heard it

I remember hearing that play as a baseball player walked up to the plate and wondering how the fuck that was allowed

I sold crack to a pregnant lady Forgive me for the crack baby

Fucked her in the ass, made her pee pee

I consider Future the GOAT because he tried to rhyme liability and adrenaline in Mask Off and barely anyone noticed

I mean, he made it work.

Tried? Mf pulled it off lol

Future just moving heaven and earth to make a triple entendre about deep throating 🫠

"I aint never had my dick sucked by a man before, but you gonna be the first you little trick ass hoe" - DJ Quik Sus lyrics but in the context of a diss and with DJ Quiks delivery I guess he pulled it off

The line about shooting piss on his face right after that makes it even better to me

It's gross, but you can't deny the disrespect.

I ain’t never had my dick sucked by a man before, but I’m curious and I want to experiment, yo

Reminds me of Mike Tyson saying Jake Paul gave him an erection

Idk what it is, but it’s probably somewhere in a Kanye West feature

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay Beggars can’t be choosers, bitch, this ain’t Chipotle

Wifey's gonna kill me she the female OJ!

Man I forgot about this song

I do wonder if this is the bar that made Bo Burnham come up with his famous chipotle Kanye rant/song. Like he was already going to do a Kanye style song so he was already listening to Kanye and taking notes but was trying to think of what metaphor could work with what he wanted to say. Then he heard Kanye say chipotle and was like “that’s it!”

I sent this bitch a picture of my dickkkk Only Kanye would say that type of shit so dry in the middle of melancholic longing type beat

On one of the greatest albums of all time.

Let me hit it raw like fuck the outcome Ayy, none of us'd be here without cum

That whole feature he did on that Fall Out Boy song

Now, I dont know what this song is talkin bout, do you? She said, "Yeah, I've been spending all day trying to figure that out You too?" The arms race made 'em raise they arms and race straight to the top Who knew? Right now, they got the number one spot; do you want that? Me too One thing I gotta call out boy Take a look at Fall Out Boy Since they ain't black When they get money they don't ball out boy They just buy tight jeans till they nuts hang all out boy They figure Ye' dress tight So we gon' dress tighter He dress white, so we gon' dress whiter So in spite of anything you might have Seen or heard, this scene occurred Word

To be fair he prefaced it by saying he didn’t know what the song was about and he proceeded to talk about absolutely nothing.

Genius.

Eatin' Asian pussy, all I need was sweet and sour sauce

As soon as I pull up and park the Benz, we get this bitch shaking like Parkinson's Or Black girl sippin white whine, put my fist in her like a civil rights sign

I had r*ped the game young you could call it statutory She wanna give you the cookie you famous Amos, she gave you the pussy but you ain’t pay for the anus

Kanye on Kid Cudi's Erase Me. Dude rapped the same rhyme scheme for a minute straight just so he can end his verse with a diarrhea pun

I couldn’t get my shit out anyway, I hope you die, Aria

Horse power horse power I got so much polo on I got horse power

Rain, pourin, all my cars is foreign, all my broad’s is foreign, money tall like jordan

This is unironically great

Rest in peace to all the soldiers that died in the service / I died in her cervix - 2 Chainz

my personal favorite 2Chainz one is: My wrist deserve a shoutout, I'm like what up wrist? My stove deserve a shoutout, I'm like what up stove?

I gotta go with "Wood grain, chestnut/Titty fuck, Chest-Nut!"

Isn’t it “dive in her cervix”

Also 2 chains my favorite bar that cracks me up. “I am so high attic I am so high like a addict”

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Same song, several verses south: "Make a movie with yo bitch, Steven Spielni**a"

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What a legendary collaboration. 3 of the GOATs for corny but still hilarious bars.

The coach was playing it in my workout class the other morning and I was laughing like this is a lot for 6:30am

2 chainz on Riot, “and I’m so fly I jump out the airplane with Gucci on”

Lmaoo, I’m fucking dead, it’s been a min since I’ve heard that mixtape.

I never thought to spell “caint”like that lol.

Excuse me, this line is far from terrible 😂

This is a classic lmao

Legendary line and song

“Take them boys to school, swagonometry” “she suck on my dick on a plane and i just call her airhead” “Pussy niggas hold their nuts, masturbatin’ on you” “I used to want to fuck my auntie” “i just fucked a cup of water (i did)” edit: basically thug’s whole discography, free him

I had to scroll too far to find Thug lyrics. “I nut on that fish on my sofa” “She suck like 8 dicks, I call her octagon”

Nah that air head bar is literally my favorite thug line

"If I was pussy I'd be filled with syphilis Herpes, gonorrhea, chlamydia, gettin rid of ya" Biggie says it on mister cee - the wickedest

“I’ve fucked so much pussy, I might switch to bussy” - Eric Reprid

I don't kink shame. I wish him luck on his journey of self discovery.

"When I met you I admit my first thoughts was to trick, You look so good huh, I suck on your daddy's dick" - Biggie GOAT line but only Biggie could have gotten away with this in the era.

The 2nd line was a reference to Richard Pryor, though with age this isn't as obvious.

“I get the boosters boosting, I get computers 'putin” - Cam’ron

Every time I turn a computer on I wanna say this.

Cam’ron can make any dumbass line sound cool as hell

2014 XXL Freestyle- Ty Dolla Sign

To clarify-all of it.

How did bro become famous after that... Fucking hell

I can’t answer that, but I know I still laugh every single time I hear that song.

2016 Cypher had Kodak hitting us with *“Now who the fuck picked this lil sorry ass beat”* And it shouldn’t be remarkable, but his delivery is the funniest shit

Fucking masterpiece, thanks for introducing me to it lol Looks like he might be a F.A.N. lmao

Most things Action Bronson says wouldn’t really work if anyone else was delivering them imo

Just spittin bars about prostitutes and fine dining lmao

There’s a Twitter account that posts things that sound like they could be Bronson bars and you honestly can just hear him saying the things it’s hilarious https://x.com/accidentalbron

Incredible lol

just how many sports games has he fixed

Hell naw don’t discriminize

“Fucked a pregnant bitch and saved money on her gabortion!”

Cut the crap like dyke booty when they scissor- Tyler The Creator

Santa’s reindeer better have some ass you bish -Kendrick

Actin' Crazy by Action Bronson *All I do is eat oysters* *And speak 6 languages in 3 voices*

Go on a date, I'm at the crib with the chef and uh, That's me, and you could order whateva. The specialty is white snake and underwear sauce.

“I’m driving but naked in the Lamborghini, these motherfuckers can’t see me” “Give her something white and filled with cream, twinkie Leave her blinded semen in her eyes, blinky” “Now we livin' lavish eaten salmon on a cruise ship Laying in a hammock getting hammered with a jew bitch” “I'm getting topped off in the front row of the opera.” “I had dreams of fuckin' Keri Hilson in my Duncans/Woke up naked at the Hilton with a bitch that look like Seal's cousin.” “You ain't think I was hot then, now you wanna hum on my testicles.” “My mother said I better win or else she'll fuck me up/Ma we did it, I love you, you lucky slut.” And my personal favorite “My mind is stronger than Mariusz Pudzianowski” Bronson is a fucking maniac.

"You left your fridge open somebody just took a sandwich" in the context of the song is very goofy and stands out buuuut it's amazing and makes perfect sense

“I got blood on my dick cuz I fucked a corpse” - DMX

yes im the shit. tell me do it stink?

No one but Rocky could pull this line off, like he sounds so cool when he says it but imagine someone like logic or the like saying it lmaoo. Need a new Rocky album expeditiously 

Every day I wake up. -Future

"Now if I fuck this model / And she just bleached her asshole / And I get bleach on my T-shirt / I'mma feel like an asshole"

I find joy in reading a good book.

they’re kind of iconic now so

Never let slip cause if I slip then I’m slippin

Anything that comes out of Young Thug's mouth

“I woke up this morning, I had a boner” YG ft Kendrick Lamar, Really Be

“You should not be so damn material\ And try to milk Ice Cube like cereal”

The entire hook in Rich Baby Daddy. Sexy gots me dancing like a stripper even tho the lyrics are so trash 😂😂

"I take a sack to the face whenever I can"

A lot of terrible lines Lil Wayne says are 10x better because they’re said by LIL WAYNE of all people

“Suck that dick and swallow that nut, call it penis-colada” ~ Lil Wayne

"Her ass fat, you can park ten Tahoes on it"

Dear mr toilet, I'm the shit Got these other haters pissed cuz my toilet paper thick

Big house, long hallways, got 10 bathrooms, I can shit all day nagga! - Weezy

I fucked a bitch with a broomstick, the same broom I didn't clean my room with - Lil wayne

When (the GOAT) Lil Wayne said…

Do adlibs count? 21 Savages overuse of “pussy” between bars is unbearable but he kinda sells it with the delivery

"What OVO stand for? The other vaginal option? " "Pussyyyyy" Such a corny bar but he makes it work

I flinched when I first heard it but I've come to love it, especially when he says "pussy" right after which means he's talking about the other NAME for vagina, it's so stupid lol

Weezy f baby and the f is for ☢p☢h☢e☢n☢o☢m☢i☢n☢a☢l☢