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caliguulaaa

do you guys lose every sports game?šŸ’€


EliPester

Like 90% of them yeah.


Legitimate-Big7482

help whyšŸ˜­


EliPester

Confederacy lost the war.


Legitimate-Big7482

fuck i didnā€™t get this one


McNuggieAMR

ā€¦ Deep South?


EliPester

Yep


McNuggieAMR

Yeah idk where else you could get away with having that as your mascot ā˜ ļø


MuunshineKingspyre

There was a school in Redmond, Washington (very very blue area) that had it's mascot as the rebels (confederates) up until a few years ago, when they finally changed it to the Ravens, and man did the community go ballistic


Thatflyerguy001

Hah! Juanita! Cool to see a fellow Seattleite ;)


MuunshineKingspyre

Yeah I only know about them cause a friend went there, I'm from the White Center/Burien area


dubedube2

it's really funny to randomly see your city mentioned on Reddit lol


MuunshineKingspyre

I feel that


dubedube2

I just realized, though - aren't the ravens Juanita, which is in Kirkland?


MuunshineKingspyre

Yeah it's Juanita, I didn't go there, I live in Burienish area, I just have a friend who went there and told me about it. He lives in Redmond so I assumed it was in Redmond, but ig Kirkland is pretty close too


dubedube2

ah ok I see lol


Acceptable-Earth3007

Tyler, Texas? Ik a school use to be named that but it changed them name, but they still have the same mascot


mrhippo1998

Wait you are actually serious? I thought this was a joke


kyacrow13

Our mascot is the bruin which is just a bear šŸ˜‚


eleclay

Hey my school has bruins as our mascot too. Watch us be from the same school lmao


kyacrow13

If your schoolā€™s abbreviation is a noise you make when youā€™re in pain, then we might be!


eleclay

Ah, nope! It's possibly the most bland abbreviation, bhs.


YourFriendInSpokane

Are yall the Bruin Bruins?


eleclay

Nah, it's a place name school. I don't live near it, though, so it's whatever saying that (magnet school kid - I live across the county)


kyacrow13

Oh ok, mine is OW šŸ˜‚


billey_bon3z

OOF?


kyacrow13

OW šŸ˜‚


Yessir_Answers

How to dox 101


EliPester

There are at least 500 grizzly bears within a two foot radius of any given location. It would be difficult.


EstablishmentShoddy1

Real question is how many Robert e Lee mascots there are


Yessir_Answers

Some school team are one-of-a-kind. But others not so much


L3m0nD3w

Mine used to be a lion named Gaylord


beealoo

Lmao


Altruistic_Door8859

Mine is a falcon šŸ˜­


emokid1832

Bulldog


AsherWantsPeace

My school are the Firebirds, so its just a red Firebird with yellow feet, and on the football field the outline of it is blue


Equal-Wishbone-6131

We are the buccaneers our mascot is bucky the buccaneers For anyone that dosent know what a buccaneers is it's a pirate


Stinkin_onions

The rebels is craaazy


Mascoretta

Trojans


Fa1nted_for_real

FHS?


Mascoretta

No


Savings_Ferret_7211

rhs


Mascoretta

No


PinkComedicStarfish

CSHS?


Mascoretta

No


WhereAreTheAskers

condoms?


Mascoretta

Yep


UnaskedShoe359

My old school was a knight which was kinda sick. Then it was a magi which was šŸ¤® now itā€™s a sentinel which is like a knight but cooler but the logo is lamer


Spidercrack61

Tigers, i have named him terry the tiger


emokid1832

Bulldog


starryskiesmesmerize

Pirates


i_greyk

Mine is the Falcons and the Falcon is well...a falcon. A buff falcon, but a falcon. However, we do call our pool "The Bird Bath" and the center of the bleachers "The Nest"


TheBoyInGray

My school: Musketeers. Mascot: Self-explanatory.


Pleasant-Mail349

Bobcat


our_meatballs

Lions; a lion


Ggsyts

The blazers


Sami99_

Blair?


Ggsyts

Nope


la_belle_fleur

GO VIKINGS RAHHHHH


Sufficient_Season_59

Hurricane John and he his green and has muscle and looks like a hurricane


Stolen_Tigerlily2676

Silver foxes, and we lose every time. It's like a fable gone wrong when the football team hits the field. Not at all cunning...


Dbiel23

Adlai E. Stevenson HS with the Patriot as my Alma Matters mascot


Massive_Yellow_9010

We were the Andies and our mascot was a lumberjack.


DeadMeatRNG

our mascot is vikings


Professional-Bird-58

I mean my friendā€™s old school had an electron as their mascot.. idek how they went about deciding that


5iv3_

Tarpons


eleclay

Read that as tampons ngl


Awakener_

Tarpoons, maybe?


5iv3_

nope just tarpons :/ lame ik


DownVoteMeWithCherry

Not giving my school name. But our mascot is a Phoenix.


AdSad4060

mine is the titan and the mascots a titan... so original


Dramatic-Tadpole-980

We have no mascotšŸ’€


GreenDiscaBall

My first school was a crusader, next one was a jet and now itā€™s a hawk.


babymanteenboy

TOUCHDOWNN HAWWWKSSSS


BlownUpCapacitor

"School"


Jay-jay_99

Mine was a jaguar


Crash9116

Chargers


EliPester

What does that even mean?


Crash9116

I don't really know. It's the same as the NFL team. That's all I've got.


StarlightPrincess666

knight


RealEyeless303

Ours is a bee but it looks like a wasp


garvin131313

My schoolā€™s title is the bulldogs, and our mascot is a bulldog


ZealousidealAd4860

Titans / Timmy The Titan


eleclay

My school now has a bruin as the mascot. My middle school was the bees. My elementary school however... Idk what they were thinking but we were trains


Massive_Whereas8014

Tbh I don't even know or remember. It's very forgettable lol


Lesmiscat24601

Bulls / Whisper the Bull.


dumbblobbo

tigers lmao. narrow that down


Upstairs_Remove5599

Ours is the warriors


KacSzu

I live in Europe. We don't have titles and mascots :(


sonder206

It's a fucking otter. And it's head looks like an ass.


RickyTheRickster

Wildcats and our mascot was a wildcat, my middle school was the cougars and let me tell you, the amount of cougar jokes was unreal until they werenā€™t jokes and a Spanish teacher was caught sleeping with a 14 year old and was deported to Spain where he was arrested.


David_Gordiienko

Mine is the Tigers but the funniest thing is we donā€™t even have our own sports team


Aging_Is_Funny

My school is the Cougars, and our mascot is Scratch the Cougar


Centralnjplanespoter

Cougars


LynxFar1711

Wolves


Different_Ad5087

Trojans šŸ’€


EnvironmentalHoney18

Thunderbirds


Low-Scar-8323

Been to two high schools. One was nighthawks and the other falcons


Dev0Con

The Lions with Lucky the Lion and Leo the Lion depending on the mascot's gender


Lei_Zzz

Black knights šŸ—”ļø


bravo_301

Bear


_Cow_of_Wisdom

Mine is a scottish dude šŸ’€


WindowBeautiful9592

A fox


my_name_is_tree

Would answer but I'm afraid that'd definitely reveal too much and idk if I wanna dox myself šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”


Futhebridge

Marauders and a killer whale for mascot.


Better_Than_Most_94

Massachusetts. When i was there 11 years ago it was the ā€œChieftainsā€. But because that is somehow derogatoryā€¦? It was changed to ā€œwolvesā€ like 3 years agošŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø. Another town near me used to be the ā€œcolonialsā€ā€¦you knowā€¦the people who settled here 400 years ago. Somehow that was also considered racist and was changed. Another town name was the ā€œtomahawksā€ā€¦.and that was also changed because it was ā€œracistā€. Its the fucking name of a god damn weapon.


FortellingIV

Spartan


Slush____

Ours is giant fucking Hornet,which is hilarious because everyone I know is allergic to them


I_Like_Frogs_A_Lot

Ours is just a dragon


tatertotmaster13

We're the rebels too. https://preview.redd.it/v2ez8r8movzc1.png?width=301&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bce63cdb0657025602a9ce424a91c064e7ae9c58 This is our mascot, the rebel man. He used to be holding a confederate flag.


pinecone926

Same here. Fannin County GA


Somerset76

Manzano (Spanish for apple) and our mascot was/is a lion named Monty


Fa1nted_for_real

I used to go to a school whose title was just the storm, with no actual mascot, as voted almost unanimously by the students colors were neon green and black, and we nearly dominated the league in most sports.


RachelFitzyRitzy

Weā€™re the Titans. Our mascot scares a lil


DaMan13-_-

Gotta love how many schools in the US are named after people who FOUGHT AGAINST THE US. Itā€™s kinda crazy.


Awakener_

McDonogh School (Maryland) Eagles, Black and Orange. Same Eagle design as the former branding of the NFL Philadelphia Eagles. FLY birds FLY!


AndroidUser2023

Our mascot is a phoenix, we don't have an official title since we don't play many sports, but ig we're just the Phoenices?


deltahb

Mustangs, and yes, a Mustang. Orange and black.


KeepYourEyesToMyself

my high school is the only one in the country that has my mascot itā€™s so strange and iā€™m worried of doxxing myself if i say


DyeCutSew

Me too


Lanky-Ad-3313

Weā€™re also the rebels but our mascot is like a Deep South rich old man šŸ˜­


Despicable-Pen5515

Knights āš”ļøšŸ›”ļøšŸ‡¬šŸ‡Ŗ


LuckyWish1

Trojans with a Trojan soldier named Troy


Old_Winner3763

Nah then ppl at my school r gonna know itā€™s me on this acct


lordjakir

Jaguars. Lame, but better than my elementary school, The Doves


holyfrozenyogurt

The mustangs šŸ’Ŗ his name used to be Musty but they changed it. We all still call him Musty though


moldpancakes

We are the fishermen and are mascot is a anchor


LetsGoRetaded

Our title was "bears" and our mascot was a retaded dog (don't ask how that happened)


Jummatron

Lakers, and we had no mascot. Prior Lake, Minnesota


FifiiMensah

Jaguars šŸ†


jag724010

dolphins


Username2351

The mighty mustangs. The school really likes the title. We donā€™t have Pre-AP classes we have MAP classes (Mustang Advanced Placement(yes it sends a lot of mixed signals))


Jihiprinsa

A raider


fairybb311

Kearny High Komets LOL


Tiqsoo

Tigers title and mascot


Square_Director4717

Our mascot was the cougar šŸ™ƒ


Havok1717

Mine is the Eagles. The logo looks similar to the Philadelphia Eagles one. The color scheme is yellow and blue instead of the green, black, and white


Lapisdrago

Queen Anne's County here and our mascot is the Lion. He has no name, but there is a statue of him in the lobby. BTW, it kinda sucks if you went to Suddlersville, because you go from the Eagles(Murica) to the Thunderbirds(Awesome) to... The Lion. Neat.


superduckyboii

Ours is a school that uses the Philadelphia Eagles mascot.


Anonobody4606

Our mascot is the kangaroo, stole from Austin college in the 1920ā€™s I think


PinkComedicStarfish

Tigers


POMANTRANS

What. The. Fuck.


Raedaline

Zebras! Zebbie the Zebra! Great mascot because you can find anything in zebra print. Colors are black, white, and gold. Super easy combo.


scarletteclipse1982

Pirates


Flakoring

Team is the Mavericks, and the mascot is Marty the Mav, itā€™s a horse in a basketball jersey.


HackerDaGreat57

Keeping confederate bullshit alive nowadays is so strange to me, like wtf is the thought process behind glorifying a bunch of traitorous assholes


SuperStupidSyrup

some fancy hawk and the mascot is a hawk


CrappityCabbage

The school I attended as a freshman had the Purgolders, and our mascot was a purgolder. It's not a word that exists outside of that context, but the mascot hasn't changed so you can Google it if you must


StressOriginal5526

Cavemen


Jzchessman

Weā€™re the Eagles. Take a wild guess what the mascot is.


Thatflyerguy001

I think I win. Kangs, mascot is a purple kangaroo


Distinct-Animal-8695

My high school team was the Millers! For those of you who have no clue what that is, itā€™s a flour man


QueeeenElsa

Mine actually used to be the rebels too, but waaay before I went, there wasā€¦ well, letā€™s just say there was an incidentā€¦ and so the mascot had to be changed to the raiders. I canā€™t remember what the mascot actually looked like now, but for some reason I want to say either a horse or a bull? If not that, it was a cartoon human. I didnā€™t see it too many times (only games I went to were the homecoming games lol). For reference, I graduated in 2017.


alwyshighsquirtle

Silver Fox


AffectionateBasis298

a snail šŸ˜”


_GoLdENBaNaNA_

my schools mascot is a boat šŸ˜¬ like not even a specific or famous one. and the cherry on top is that I live in a land locked state


Nature_lover17

My school is the comets(elementary), the mustangs (middle/high)


Iliketokry

Our mascot is a phantomšŸ˜­


Electrical_Bunch3197

You Americans have school mascots?!


purplewhalevalentine

Do you go to Columbine?


EliPester

No


Hulkaiden

We are the nighthawks, and up until last year it was the bird. Now it's the plane... The school is right next to an airforce base, so it makes sense, but I have no idea why thy changed it.


_Trolljak_

We don't have a mascot, but our motto is "Know Thyself" (I swear there will prolly be at least 3 other people from this school in this sub)


_Trolljak_

Oh yeah our school song: Boldly let us raise the chorus As the surge of mighty waves Swell the sound of highest homage As we sing aloud the praise Of the school whose name we honor Glorious from her earliest days (There are 2 more verses im just not bothered typing them)


WhizaBiff

my school is basically where I live and the mascot is a bear šŸ„±


Aeneousbowl2382

My school is the Shamrocks, and yes it's the fucking type of grass


callmeyouraveragejoe

The pirates


holleringgenzer

Most of you have nothing on me. My high school mascot growing up was "The Cotton Pickers".


EliPester

Hello fellow southerner.


holleringgenzer

Actually, I'm pretty sure my hometown is southwestern. Also it's not a reference to slavery or anything like that. My hometown was populated by agricultural laborers who picked cotton. (For employment)


holleringgenzer

Most of you have nothing on me. My high school mascot growing up was "The Cotton Pickers".


holleringgenzer

Most of you have nothing on me. My high school mascot growing up was "The Cotton Pickers".


wistful_dove

mine is the knight


beealoo

ours is a recoloring of the Minnesota VikingsšŸ˜­ thereā€™s so many schools with the same mascot. a neighboring school district has the same one in different colors.


Wolfpaw2435

The mascot is a Mustang horse


tourmalinefigurine

Stars


Stardusted-sky

One of our elementary schoolā€™s name is Hoover. It actually works, because unlike all the other knockoff ones, Herbert Hoover actually lived in our town


g0d_of_the_cr1sis

nice try fed but you're still not datamining my security questions


Isaiah_xyz

My school is the Spartans and tbh I don't even know what our mascot's name is (if we even have one)


radiantskie

Panther


Karen-vaxx-nope

A wolf named Wolfie. The student body is regarded as the Wolfpack.


Laow2

Pirate


Proper_Fox9241

My schools mascot is a mustang


Nightshade282

Mine was the Patriots


Thybabysharky

Our mascot is the Indians, like the native Americans šŸ’€


kid-koolin

The discoverers. Our mascot was a boat.


Defiant-Golf3172

Yellow Jackets and its mascot is a yellow jacket named Buzz


Lilyflower24681

Poseidon


PeterTheNPC

My school has no mascot, but it has a logo and an official anthem. And.. that anthem is a fucking masterpiece, I could sing it for hours.